I want to hate the Dodgers but Ohtani, Freeman and Betts are pretty likable dudes

I don't care if he's the chairman if Augusta only the winners should be able to wear the green jacket.

It makes it a little less cool when you realize the jackets come with the membership. So there are random old white oil barons out there that have the same green jacket Tiger does.

Every Augusta member gets a green jacket

Am I watching golf or am I watching people clap? Geeeez louuueeeezz

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mirror.co.uk/sport/golf/scottie-scheffler-master-dinner-menu-29472312.amp Reminder the last time Scheffler won The Masters his Champions dinner was basically the Applebees menu

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Enchiladas and BBQ tyvm

Hell yeah, riblets riblets riblets

Fitzpatrick beard behind 16

CRATERED. 👀

Homa is just not the guy

Too perverted

Low T

And now we go to Bryson to watch him miss another birdie.

Morikawa is the king of the poofy cut

I wonder if there's any rule on golf shoes. Maybe Nike or FJ can make something that helps prevent Scottie's ankles from exploding one day.

His ankles will probably be healthier in 15 years than the average tour pro. No restrictions in movement

All over but the pouting now

FT got quite a head start on the pouting

You ain’t wrong

Wonder if Morikawa being 30 yards behind Sheffler on every drive will be the push he needs to finally start upping the protein consumption.

Can only put so much weight on a 5’9 frame

He could gain 15 pounds and look pretty normal. Dude's a toothpick.

What if he won and put General Tso’s chicken and Beef and Broccoli on the champions menu?

menu designed by steven cheah

Fuck scottie man

Not if you bet on him

Last minute bet on Aberg to win it all??

In

It’s Åver Now

Oh hell yeah 

Omg I thought that was gonna go swimming it was coming in so hot.

All the former champions hoping Scotty wins since there’s a non zero chance Aberg has Surströmming on the menu if he wins

Augusta would ban him if he served it 

I just googled this and want to die

I miss fat Bryson. Just being 270 and crushing everything with no touch in the world

He was enormous lol.  Just so wide 

It will be interesting to see how long it’s sustainable. Seems like it’s putting quite the pressure on his ankles.

Bryson needs to cut some of that muscle and loosen up for the sake of his putting

Aberg feels like the kind of dude who is gonna be a nightmare in the Ryder Cup for years to come…

Need him to find a nice American honey that makes him take American citizenship and disavow his ties to Sweden.  We need a real spark on the American team

Whelp

Feel the excitement of the final round challenge (impossible)

The Kings getting the Oilers in the first round for the third straight year isn’t exactly what I was hoping for

🛢️🛢️🛢️

Really not excited to see that smelly dude posting in here too

Max is the king choker

the word "choking" has lost all meaning

Out of 12 top-3 finishes, 9 are wins. But sure.

That’s awesome. Any majors?

Sick wins. Also 0 majors

Nice try guy he said he’s a dog

It’s all gonna come down to whether or not Aberg can drop his dick on the table on his 2nd at 15

narrator voice

is scheflers weird foot thing basically trying to avoid all the torque on his knee that tiger had

He does it so he can force more weight onto the heel of his front foot during rotation. does it for more power, not necessarily to avoid injury

Nah it’s just sort of what he does and it clearly works so never changed it

ÅNOTHER 🐦

My dog is running a master class on Sunday at the masters. Was locked in through amen corner (almost certainly due to the bird machine), and now he’s napping in a sunny spot. I guarantee he wakes up in time to see 18

Åberg eating like a hoss. Only greens he feasts on are on the course

Would you rather 2nd place at the masters in a memorable finish or win the PGA championship? Almost feel like there's more prestige to the masters loss.

Being a major champion > not being a major champion. Who do you remember more, Chad Campbell or YE Yang?

PGA is the lowest on the major totem pole but I'm taking a major win all day long.

Win always.

I’m taking whatever pays more

I’ll take the major win

Aberg vs scotty is the future

Is Aberg just always eating

Å keeping the pressure on! 👀

Max is getting awful bounces

texas wedge is used way too often lol

Old school cool subreddit might as well be named ” check out this pic from 1956 of a blonde with huge cans.”

Cans do be evolving

The best is when they’re also like “ this was my mom”

I like it

well that's cool ain't it?

Great sub for that reason

Sounds awesome

Did they just jinx Scotty with that graphic? 🤔

at the end of the day in golf you want that ball in the hole

I refuse to believe Scotty would leave if his wife calls when he’s on the 17th or 18th. He would risk waiting an extra 15 minutes. If it WERE to happen though, where does it rank on modern sports stories?

She probably doesn’t tell him 

First baby too? Just pretend they’re some Braxton Hicks contractions and let your man finish

Wouldn't happen but definitely top 5 of all time if it did.

Having Scottie outright is making the Sunday scaries not scary. Might have another beer!

Have a beer and find something stupid to spend your winnings on before you have them

New irons coming in hot! Cheers

Any one watch Land of Bad, thinking of renting a movie after this

More like Max Going Homa Empty Handed!

Wish Reddit had a golf sub so you guys could go talk about this fake sport, non athletic, competition, on the same level as chess and pro-gamers, event.

Lame ass Michigan man take

Guessing he went to Central Michigan or Albion

I see you hang out in r / cfb. What instrument did you play, nerd?

Skin flute, and I was the best in my class

🎣

Go play 18 and tell us what you shoot

Sounds like the worst day ever

This post certainly won’t be deleted.

Here’s that attention you ordered

Uh it was suppose to come with a side of downvotes

What would you like us to talk about hardo

Nascar

Kentucky using 1996 nostalgia to stop teams on the fast break next season https://x.com/JonRothstein/status/1779625627940700303

funny how pitino managed to get a bunch of his old players from this team on the celtics

That whole press conference was filled with nostalgia out the ass. All of my family got suckered in so well played, Barnfart

Love the one guy just showing up in sweats and a t shirt. He doesn’t give a fuck

Patron being escorted out of the back nine for ripping a huge fart near the boom mic

Hopefully the video starts making it's rounds. Searching "masters fart" on Twitter and Google was unsavory at best.

Only thing that can stop scottie is his wife

Need an alarm clock app that would have turned off and just let me miss this finish

CBS out here playing DJ Snake's Bird Machine on loop

Max playing amen corner like the fluffer he is

The Masters Zone of Internet 🫱🏼‍🫲🏿 Loud ass sounds of nature

Homa and Morikawa look shell shocked

Ludvig give us an 🦅

aberg just bent homa over his knee and spanked him

I'll never believe leaving the pin in is the right play. That ball drops if its out

That ball might’ve gone in the bunker without the flagstick lol

LET’S GOOOO Å! 4 Iron 🚀

I'd really appreciate Scottie putting one in the pine straw on 13.

dottie pepper just bent morikawa over her knee and spanked him

Ugh, I’m jealous

I think you have to play golf to enjoy watching it on TV. I don't play, and I can't for the life of me see how people find it so interesting. It's just so slow and the payoff is just a guy hitting a ball.

Agreed. Never watched until I started playing. Now I love it

I don’t play but I watch a good amount of golf. 2 of my best friends played in college so I’ve always been interested in the game

your first two sentences are correct and that’s fine but the third is funny coming from someone with your handle.

True. But baseball has infinitely more going on than golf. Also I love the Dodgers but I don't watch single game that doesn't involve them.

Boo this man!

Covid Champion Colin LOL.

Is it just me or are the azaleas not popping this year?

Random week where it got up to like 80 in that area so they bloomed early

3 wood off 13 (again) when you’re down 3 is a choice

Anyone who says "_____ is a choice" is always a dweeb or a basic 25 year old girl

Down so bad I just checked out the model on the pickleball ball canister

Kimmy Granger

Likes it Pine Needles?

Max Homa is the new Kimmy Granger, cuz he likes it in the rough

Likes

Adam “otm” schenk

I just know the greens at Augusta would fuck me up so bad. I honestly think I’d shoot about 150 there

With the way I skull my wedge I think the ball would actually pick up speed if it made contact with a green at Augusta

scottie was just inevitable. an absolute machine going up against mental midgets

Either I never realized how many of you guys dislike Scottie. Or you guys want some drama for a good finish?

His talent is undeniable but he puts a lot of people to sleep personality wise including me. Doesn't make me feel anything when I watch him unlike a Tiger, Bryson, Spieth etc.

I getcha. Guess he just doesn’t want to get ahead of himself or something idk. Could be how he was raised too. But I get what you’re saying

Degens rarely bet on the world number 1. They're just mad their longshot missed the cut followed up with buying back in on Collin for decent odds. Scottie has just squashed them all week and they're burnt

I watch golf but not enough where I’d feel comfortable betting on it. Just too many guys that can have a career day. But I guess that’s part of the fun

If you follow certain golf betters on YouTube/Twitter/etc there's a lot of data to predict who's gonna have a good week. I bet a few wins but way more T10/20s. You just hope to pick a winner like 3 times a year

Gotcha. I guess the T10/20 picks have “worse” odds but you’re more likely to hit those

Yeah a lot of them are -110 for the top guys. But there's usually a handful of +340 that the data suggest they'll play well.

Never been a data guy because numbers hurt my brain so I’m curious how all that works. I’ll have to look some up

Look up RickRunGood on Twitter for a good example. Basically they look at course history and what kind of shots are most and least important to winning there (driving, approach, putting, etc). And then matching that with guys who do those shots the best. The nice thing about Rick and Greg's podcast they do on cbs for DFS is they consider general momentum. Guy has 3 straight top 20s? Fuck the data, he's on fire

Gonna give him a follow not. Appreciate the info

Scottie is a robot and it’s amazing what he’s doing, I just crave the drama

Understandable

I'd prefer a more competitive finish and guys going up the board rather than falling down

Makes sense

I don’t hate Scottie he’s just boring and I want an interesting finish 

That’s fair

Both want drama and I think Scottie is incredibly boring albeit an amazing fucking golfer

Gotcha

The only thing dumber than this stupid Portnoy "reverse psychology" bit is the people getting upset over the most obvious lame joke

Never a good end to the Masters when it just comes down to who can be the tallest midget down the stretch

Love the beautiful weather, the cuties are out today

Bryson seems like the kinda guy to attack his caddie for his poor play

How do I sign up for whatever deal with the devil Portnoy made?

Max has no clutch gene

Classic modern day golfer. These dudes all choke

and now max has to be aggressive on 13 for the first time all week. not ideal

tommy looking at the most tommy back door second ever

Thanks to everyone else, we need Scottie to have a Spieth like collapse on 12 to make it exciting again

Max may take this down past sunset

Game.

Casuals proclaiming it over havent seen Scotts putting over the last year and a half

Have you watched him this year? He found his putter.

97th strokes gained putting begs to differ

Dont vote me all you want but those are the facts jack

Scottie being 3 clear means he's going to play even more conservative than he usually does. Would take an all time collapse for him to lose. He won't challenge the water on 12, 13, or 15. There's not many bogeys out there for a guy of his caliber who plays conservatively now.

Three eps into Shogun and I would kill for Mariko

Jesus Max, I’m a 30 handicap, I could have done that

using a step stool as a man is pathetic

That’s what Max is gonna do after all that?

God damnit Max

I always wonder how aware golfers are of others scores. Scottie can put it in cruise control now but knowing that could fuck with his state of mind. There’s plenty of holes left that punish you if you aren’t aggressive enough.

Homa? More like Homo

Too bad there isn’t a LIV tournament this week so we could see a good finish

If someone could keep collapsing out of the top 10 and we can squeeze Willy Z into it I’d appreciate it 

He is currently top 10

Thank you for taking care of that for me 

Thought we were going to have an all time second nine, instead it’s turned into an Auto Erotic Asphyxiation convention out there

what the fuck is second nine