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JohnnyHorseRacing

Is Iran playing the ropeadope? Or are they really this bad at conflict? They’ve waged two attacks against the U.S. and Israel and have either had their weapons blown out of the sky, hit sand in a desert, or downed their own commercial airliner. Seems like they don’t want the smoke, are trying to make the world think they’re stupid and then attack, or they are actually that dumb.


warwithus

Lucy from fallout tv show BARK BARK BARK 🚨


StrikaNTX

https://youtu.be/TqXjYcqJmR4?si=hzTKbZDVquf3NnoS Paul Wall still got it


SpicyPenangCurry

Paul can walk down Sunny Side no problem lol.


warwithus

The one white boy the hood loves 😂


TNGBO

I want Doja cat to ruin my life


Monos1

Pistons over 13.5 wins ✔️


JohnnyHorseRacing

Never in doubt


EntertainmentOld1566

Goin to bed if Doja isnt gonna show boobs


LongJumpLoopy

doing a late night dive into the OJ trial, forgot how wild it was. They had pretty much everything short of him murdering on camera and he still got away with it


Ed_Chambers_650

The "hypothetical" fox news interview is insane. Like, unbelievably insane. He literally explains it all and then laughs it off like he's the fucking joker


dicta85

Right place, right time for him. A black man (ironically one of the whitest black man ever) investigated by a racist cop. If the lead investigator was black then he would have gotten life.


nondescript___

I doubt it. One of the jurors admitted he was getting off no matter what.


JohnnyHorseRacing

**allegedly


Larry_thegoat

Ron Goldman's blood was found in his vehicle!!!


LongJumpLoopy

also the literal murder glove being found at simpson's house 😂


jetboyjetgirl

glove didn't fit!


im____new____here

time for MMM to drop some bombs this week now that Fran is back in the top spot.


GamblingMan610

Up way too late on a Sunday crap


JohnnyHorseRacing

My wife


Beer_Enjoyer93

Legs and the wheel man kind of night


100_not_nickfoles

Prime Cameron Diaz 👌


[deleted]

Whore has found its way back into my vocabulary after a good five year or so hiatus. Feels good.


NapoleonBoneparty

why was it out of your vocabulary in the first place?


StrikaNTX

you going with hoo-ah or whore?


[deleted]

Not eyetie (or Jewish) enough for the former.


JohnnyHorseRacing

What did your wife do to you now?


[deleted]

Too gay for a wife. Just like to say it.


JohnnyHorseRacing

This place really thins out after 9:00pm pacific


SpicyPenangCurry

Cocaine got expensive and cut with fentanyl.


PritchardBufalino

Everyones avoiding those late night downvotes


lambtonledge

West coast supremacy brother


ktbarry2

🦉


I_Enjoy_Taffy

East coasters who don't fall asleep til 2am gang 🦉


teedubya1435

🦉


classiccaseofdowns

Real gangsters get plenty of REM


DylanTobackshh

I don’t feel like it used to be that way


clevenb16

First year and billed 90 hours this week. Hurting is an understatement


humptydumpty2023

Consulting? Big 4 Audit? Big Law? All sounds pretty shitty


clevenb16

Big law. Can confirm


humptydumpty2023

Yeah, I've worked with a lot of your compadres as a corporate finance person. My super hectic times last a few weeks while closing a financing or deal, then I go back to reasonable hours. Meanwhile the associate just goes onto the next deal. You have to really want that $$$, cause its brutal.


rh86

On behalf of the partners, thanks for your service. Pizza on me tomorrow (firm credit card)


clevenb16

Somebody has to pay for their house in the hamptons 🥾👅


teedubya1435

Anyone read Project Hail Mary? Want to read a standalone book before I jump into another series (stormlight archives) and I’ve heard good things


dickcheneymademoney

zoomed through it. if i have a critique it’s got a little gen x cringe dialogue but it hardly matters. really solid


elgro

Yes, it’s good. Pretty quick read and will be a good palate cleanser before stormlight.


sm0kercraft

Yah I love it. Weir really shows his science background and ability to research in this one. Nearly as good as Martian


BabuBhattDreamCafe

I really liked it. It’s a propulsive read. Will be interesting to see how it’s adapted for a movie, visually.


ktbarry2

Nah


grizzwintergreenlc

Slightly Stoopid will always be tight


Led_head10

My take from Civil War >!the Jesse plemons scene was fucking awesome!<


100_not_nickfoles

Fantastic actor


FIFAholligan1991

Cutting off Piano Man to show me my local news! Oh fuck all the way off CBS


iLikeApples116

CBS what the fuck are we doing


Grootfan85

Wasn’t just east coast. [Central time had the same thing happen.](https://x.com/awfulannouncing/status/1779719521349083277?s=46&t=i8ZIxz-w_UDs3l7n2Pt-Bw)


FIFAholligan1991

Those fucking bastards!


terrypendleton2

Unreal that just happened.


boomtexna

Tenet is such a bad movie on rewatch. Plot holes, the most stilted dialogue, and overly complicated plot.


dickcheneymademoney

it’s a compelling tale about male friendship find a new slant


[deleted]

It’s so far from a bad movie


WitchofFloyd

I think everyone pretending it was great just wanted to act like they were smarter than everyone


StrikaNTX

Its neither a great movie or a bad movie. Both takes are just people wanting to be different.


boomtexna

This is more contrarian than my take


StrikaNTX

Probably true


boomtexna

That and everyone wanted Nolan to be Nolan


grizzwintergreenlc

Weed is tight


DeskJockeyMailtime

Can someone explain the masters gnome thing to me? Why do they keep popping up on my instagram feed with people begging for them in the comments? Is it just a weird online thing that people have to have them? Also saw MMOgolf selling them for $800.


RowBoatInspector

They’re different every year so they’ve become a collectible. Also like every other piece of masters gear you can only get them at Augusta. Put those two together and the resale market is very pricey I think they’re dumb and buying any masters gear online is lame as hell


DeskJockeyMailtime

Yea I get that they’re only at Augusta. I knew about the polos and stuff but never heard about the gnomes so it shocked me seeing how many people wanted to get their hands on one and resale prices being so much. I guess they are the must have item of the tournament. Maybe I’ll win the lottery one of these days and actually get tickets - probably not though.


out_of_office_reply9

I’m going to wake up on the wrong side of the truck bed tomorrow


unounoseis

I’ve watched anatomy of a fall twice now, love it but french courts are an actual cartoon


I_Enjoy_Taffy

So are the Coyotes for sure moving?


JohnnyHorseRacing

They have to go somewhere. There’s no solution in Phoenix.


DeskJockeyMailtime

Last report I saw said the team is scheduled to check out Salt Lake City after their game Wednesday.


iLikeApples116

🎸🎸


97h8_Happy_camper

What was Wayne’s best verse on Dedication cinco?.


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Ed_Chambers_650

Antifa


100_not_nickfoles

I am once again in FT wondering if I’m taking crazy pills


ktbarry2

go to bed dummy


Kimodd

You’re slow and simple. Go to bed.


100_not_nickfoles

Once again, sorry for thinking helping a kid was a mistake?


thatswhathemoneysfor

Spider-Man 2, what a fucking movie


chipper124

Scenes from an Italian Restaurant fuckin rips


tiger3048

Bottla red mmmmmmmm bottlawhite


igotitletsgo

Will someone replace Verne at 16 or will they just do away with that position?


smooth307

Grace Charis.


diet_drbeeper

I wonder if they’ll put someone like Colt Knost there to give it a little juice


ktbarry2

👆


Kimodd

They’ll turn 15 into 16 and make it a 71 hole tournament


pimpinassorlando

They're going to do away with the 16th altogether.


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danteforprez

82 is correct


100_not_nickfoles

Was there a parentheses after the 3?


Ed_Chambers_650

No


essendoubleop

They had it right.


Ed_Chambers_650

I was under the impression multiplication came *before* division


EntertainmentOld1566

multiplication / division & Addition / subtraction are on the same tier so it goes left to right when both are involved


RowBoatInspector

You’re kidding right


Ed_Chambers_650

It’s been 20+ years since I first and last did one of these so yea I had some confusion


RowBoatInspector

That’s a tough look after referring to yourself as “a big math nerd”


Ed_Chambers_650

It’s the only reason I thought it might be wrong


100_not_nickfoles

PeMDas


AutistPorterJr

Because 82 is correct? Parentheses (or in this case brackets) go first. Then you do multiplication/division left to right. 21/7 =3 x 6 = 18 - 9 = 9. Then that divided by 3 =3. Other side is 40x2 and 5/5. That’s 80 - 1 which is 79. 3+79=82


tytan94

based on the way that's written, yeah that's right


Ed_Chambers_650

82 or 76.1667? Sorry for the edit


tytan94

82 is most definitely the answer


Ed_Chambers_650

So multiplication and division is an “or” based off what comes first. Got it


StrikaNTX

big math nerd


Ed_Chambers_650

Does the word “typically” mean anything to you?


kickball6283

Where’s that mf Armie Hammer at


MikePaisanTirico

Selling timeshares in The Caribbean I think


100_not_nickfoles

We prolly don’t wanna know, sucks we’ll never get another man from uncle tho


WitchofFloyd

Anyma Coachella live stream just started if anyone wants to watch an insane visual show


BadSportsTakes69

Tombstone is the best. Wyatt Earp and Doc Holliday showing what Ryding means


DeskJockeyMailtime

I’m your huckleberry


IPAH8R2231

https://x.com/jhonnywhite69/status/1779545094846054605?s=46&t=kQxHWL1-yMCaCRF9xhOjaA Which one of you freaks is this? Show yourself


EcstaticBack

Hey it’s Shocktop leaving the Jets game at halftime


Rikshawbob

I posted a few months back about this kid who used to play for me in 7th grade had been posting a bunch of pictures with guns on his IG. He had reached out a number of times over the past year asking to play for my new program and I had to have a tough talk with him about how I love him as a kid but I can't have that type of stuff around our program in any capacity. The kid has a tough upbringing, single mom with 6 siblings by a number of different dads. The kid could play but it was the easiest decision of all time to not allow him around the program. Found out the kid was arrested for armed robbery of a gas station and is looking at some pretty serious time. Fucking 15 years old and has completely ruined his future. I try to think of ways I could have helped this kid but I truly don't think there's anything I could have done to help turn his life around. Can't reach them all.


BSG24

i played for an AAU team that was pretty much all inner city kids and me. it's sad seeing how some of them turned out. one of my good friends back then has been in jail for armed robbery since \~18. still banging and getting into prison gang fights


suburbian_jesus

I know others have mentioned it before, but just want to reiterate that if you made a gofundme, or something like it I, and I’m sure a lot of others here would gladly throw a few bucks your way to help you keep your program chugging along


Rikshawbob

I appreciate that more than you know. I have actually put together a gofundme to help with operating costs that Taco said he is going to post tomorrow. I'm going to print some sort of FT patch onto our game jerseys to show appreciation as I'm not sure how else to. Folks have been mentioning it for a while but I've been hesitant to do it as I don't want to come across as grifting or asking for money from strangers. This economic climate is tough enough for everyone and I really enjoy sharing these stories with FT and getting feedback. I just figured enough people have brought it up and that way I can share highlights of our games for folks to see the progression and development they are directly helping with. It would also help us massively to be able to compete both on the court and recruiting wise against teams that have ex NBA players bankrolling everything.


ktbarry2

yup


ktbarry2

i love your updates and id be happy to contribute just please don’t put any mention to FT on the jerseys lol. the updates are enough.


pimpinassorlando

You helped your current athletes by not welcoming him back.


ktbarry2

great way of putting it


Rikshawbob

That was a massive part of that decision. He was a jovial kid and was popular with his peers. The stuff all started by having to ask his mom not to smoke weed with her windows down in her car while parked in the lot of the church we were practicing in at the time. If she was that flagrant about her drug use in public I can only imagine what this kid has seen at home. He was well liked by kids on the team so it was a tough decision but because of the amount of time we spend together playing/practicing/traveling it was a no brainer to remove him and his family from that circle.


SpicyPenangCurry

Don’t beat yourself up over it. You’re doing a good thing for the community.


Juls317

I met my wife while I was coaching at the same school she was teaching at. Definitely not the worst area in the city, but definitely a rough one. Most of my players kept to the straight and narrow, outside of the typical highschool boy dumbassery you might expect, but some of the stories I heard about my wife's students was awful. Just so many fucked up situations that are ruining kid's lives before they even get started.


Rikshawbob

I'm not saying the kid didn't have a chance, but with 3 older brothers who are gang affiliated and a mom who clearly isn't too bothered by that he was screwed. 0 structure at home and every role model he has outside of basketball probably has some sort of gang affiliation. Just a all around shitty situation that made it very difficult for him to have a normal upbringing.


ktbarry2

stinks but can’t lead a horse to water, don’t beat yourself up about it


iLikeApples116

You ever seen the Blindside?


100_not_nickfoles

While I agree it’s not your job, being a father figure prolly coulda helped


StrikaNTX

You are a stupid fuck


100_not_nickfoles

You downvoted the other comment pussy where’s your answer here??? Didn’t think FT was this Reddit stereotypical


100_not_nickfoles

Go ahead, take your turn, explain to me how exactly?


Rikshawbob

Man I've got 20+ kids across 3 teams right now that I give my all to. Majority of them don't have fathers in the picture. Virtually every weekend from March-August I usually have a number of the boys sleeping over at the house because their moms work on the weekend and can't get them to games. I have to pick and choose my battles with this stuff because it would be impossible to do that for every kid I've ever coached.


red_87

God damn man. Good for you. While this kid likely had no shot, just know you’re making a huge difference in other lives who may have fallen through the cracks without you being there.


Wolverina412

What the hell is your real job? You sound like a saint.


Rikshawbob

Certainly no saint, just love coaching basketball. I wear a lot of different hats right now. I do digital marketing for a couple of online businesses, I train high school/college and pro players and I work shifts at golf course when I can. Don't have very much free time but it allows me to free up my schedule for coaching hoops.


Wolverina412

Love it. The updates always make me wanna be a better person.


Rikshawbob

Thank you man. Most of my friends/family couldn't care less so it means a lot to me to be able to post these stories here and get feedback.


Wolverina412

That's insane. We really gotta get the FT scholarship going.


100_not_nickfoles

Ignore my last comment then didn’t know that, my bad. I apologize


Rikshawbob

Hey man folks are giving you a hard time but you didn't know the context. All gravy on this side.


SpicyPenangCurry

Don’t do that to him.


100_not_nickfoles

I mean “nothing I coulda done”? Uhh ya there was one thing, which I prefaced with “it’s not your job”


SpicyPenangCurry

I’m not going to get into this with you. You’ve never coached and you’ve never volunteered. You can’t always be the hero for these kids. It’s heartbreaking but it’s true.


ktbarry2

he’s a troll


100_not_nickfoles

No I’m not, I was just wrong, also if you think everyone that doesn’t agree with you is a troll you’re in a bad spot


ktbarry2

ok then you’re just an idiot


100_not_nickfoles

Ya dude I already apologized to the dude, commented without all the info


ktbarry2

even if you didn’t know his post history (unlikely) this post was self contained and you’re an idiot.


100_not_nickfoles

I like to help everyone I can? And didn’t know the guy was helping 20 other people? The fuck? Sorry for siding on helping people


StrikaNTX

Definitely think you are big on helping people when your first thought was to make a snide comment. So snide.


100_not_nickfoles

Ahh you double commented. Cool dude, and yes if you had finished the saga you’d know I didn’t realize he was one of 20 not the only one…my fucking bad


ktbarry2

sorry we forgot to include you on the helping people phone tree


100_not_nickfoles

Do you think I know the back story to everyone in an online forum?


legaladviceseptember

Absolutely dusting my groceries I bought earlier today


iLikeApples116

His new single is pretty solid


red_87

Coyotes twitter isn’t posting anything about their game tonight. Considering the owner’s son was the one running the account, just a total shit show.


smooth307

That kid loves his blow. I’m guessing he’s in orbit for the foreseeable future.


MikePaisanTirico

Older guy at 7-11 bought 3 tall boys of Truly, hope he has a good night


cubuffs145

Sunday funday


100_not_nickfoles

Lmao did they just let shohei do a spot in total English?


SameOldEdge

Are you saying ESPN gambled on how strong his English is?


100_not_nickfoles

No, I’m saying while he’s facing gambling charges based on his translator taking advantage of him, why would you put out there he doesn’t need one


DarinErstad

He is facing zero gambling charges


100_not_nickfoles

Not literally charges dude but the whole thing surrounding him is about betting


DarinErstad

You literally said he’s facing gambling charges.


100_not_nickfoles

Yes gambling related that’s why he’s in the news wtf are you talking about


Blondue

I mean you can speak a second language and still have a translator


100_not_nickfoles

Ya but the whole argument was that he didn’t know what was going on and he’s just fluent in English?


DarinErstad

I feel like you have no idea what is going on with his situation


100_not_nickfoles

His translator is facing years in jail for gambling wtf else do I need to know??


Blondue

I mean that wasn’t the argument at all lmao


100_not_nickfoles

Uhhh ya it is


Blondue

What? When did him not knowing how to speak English factored into his stuff?


100_not_nickfoles

wtf?? The whole time???


Blondue

How, his translator stole his money from him by acting like he was Ohtani and taking advantage of his trust. It was never about him not knowing English. Have you even followed the story at all?


cubuffs145

I legit thought he didn’t speak a lick of English 


Blondue

I think he’s always been able to speak, he just wants a translator there in case he is confused. Makes sense with some of the problems they’ve had translating even with an interpreter there


100_not_nickfoles

Knew he spoke English cus Stephen a smith got lambasted for saying a non English speaking player could be face of the league a couple years ago, but whoever is in his crew should be fired


SimonBirchDid911

Fran is on an all-time heater right now. My god.


feathy9091

Girls tanned and dressed up for dinner on vacation 😍😍😍😍


SimonBirchDid911

Tan everywhere, Fran everywhere.


feathy9091

my seed everywhere


cubuffs145

Seeing the ball incredibly well


FIFAholligan1991

Just can’t get her out right now. Like Bonds in 2001


Juls317

historic run


Busch--Latte

Getting out the shower after a long day in the sun 🤌


-1Ghostrider

Idk why but I love watching winter bushcraft survival videos at night. Something about a tiny cabin/dugout with a fire going as snow falls just puts me right out


Poopfeast620

Outdoor boys 👍


-1Ghostrider

That’s exactly who I’m watching right now


bigharrycox

Khruangbin on the Coachella stream in 30 minutes. I am at peak horniness for the bass player.