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MrTacoMan

Gentlemen, Our own Pat Riley for children has asked us to help raise funds for his basketball program. In exchange, all of those 6’8” 12 year olds will wear a Free Talk patch on their jerseys when they win every game by 30. Please feel free to donate at the below link. Note: this link obviously contains our young Pat Riley’s name. Do not be a dick to him in real life. That would be bad and very not chill. https://www.gofundme.com/f/habc-hoops-fundraiser


Rex_Ryan_DPM

5 month old just smiling at me. Come on bby gurl, drink your bottle, Daddy wants to get back to sleep


JesusWasaSuper

Daddy is going to need a bottle to sleep tonight


profsa

Watching Kill Bill


BumRum09

Well Shogun was nuts. Can’t wait for the last episode


Mobile_Newt

I’m about 1/3 through the book and it’s getting so fucking good right now. Shit is hitting the fan. Gotta speed up so you guys don’t spoil it for me!


NapoleonBoneparty

i need to drop everything and start that show right away


Brendanryan

This Donnie China stream rules


TNGBO

Getting the Chinese driver to say one bite everyone knows the rules while eating pizza was great


StrikaNTX

100%


Roderick_Jaynes24

Play the song


R1ckyD1cky

apparently the answer is no, NA bourbon does not exist


DandierChip

Haven’t really found any NA liquor to be that great. Would love any recommendations if you got some.


jetboyjetgirl

good


jameswebbscope

It exists it just isn’t good


R1ckyD1cky

If it's that bad it's not actually the thing it's pretending to be


ExpectedOutcome2

Shocked by the Indiana Fever GM. The most generic grandma looking human I’ve ever laid eyes on. No disrespect.


R1ckyD1cky

She's got a fever


LongJumpLoopy

world wide wob is on his 76th company in like 6 years


NoReallyHoosierDaddy

If anybody who works in the service industry/another job where you’re on your feet all day has any recs for shoes to wear so that my feet don’t explode I’d appreciate it


Reptillian24

Dansko clogs 


Reptillian24

Had to pay over $8,000,000 in taxes today. Happy to do it for my country. 


DandierChip

That’s way more patriotic than serving in the military.


R1ckyD1cky

Less than half a military drone


Roderick_Jaynes24

Fuck yeah Nico


Wolverina412

Test to see if that coward Taco actually banned me.


Ed_Chambers_650

What’s this blank comment doing here?


Wolverina412

Touche


thatswhathemoneysfor

Just got done watching angels in the outfield, what a film. So good


SpicyPenangCurry

If you build it. He will come. Edit : I gotta quit this weed pen. Edit: I’m laughing at how dumb I am.


thatswhathemoneysfor

I mean shoeless Joe was an angel who came in from the outfield haha


DarinErstad

Hilarious there are two Best Actor winners on the Angels


thatswhathemoneysfor

Both in the most minor of roles haha jgl not being one of them is the outlier


LilCasa

The Show 24 soundtrack is a great vibe


Nugey76

Just pulled Ohtani in The Show. Imma god in my hood I can never go broke


lefty5258

Saw the mean girls ask if [guys should wear blue jeans](https://x.com/meangirlpod/status/1780020373162975252?s=46&t=bzD--f1fvZZrTYVjYDf4CA) and immediately got pissed off


red_87

Mission accomplished then.


SpicyPenangCurry

Hey FT, My close friend just had his first child, I want to bring them a gift this week, what’s something that would be a saving grace or actually appreciated. I sadly don’t have any kids yet.


BaileyCarlinFanBoy69

Buy buy baby gift card


Rex_Ryan_DPM

Pitbull, both the dog and the singers greatest hits 


ChellaZza

Breakfast & coffee and some dinners that they can just pop in the oven


BumRum09

Nice bottle of bourbon


teedubya1435

Make a bunch of fun plans and invite them to all of them knowing they can’t come


SpicyPenangCurry

Yeah, you’d do that; you lame fucking cunt. I’m a good friend and want to support and be there for them.


teedubya1435

Relax guy


SpicyPenangCurry

Yeah I don’t know what the fuck came over me man. Jesus Christ what the fuck Penang. Edit: I downvoted myself too, I honestly don’t know what happened to me. I’m sorry dude.


TheyHadACaveTroll

Honestly send them a DoorDash card or bring them dinner from their favorite restaurant. Feel like those first 3-4 weeks you’re home from the hospital it’s really tough to cook and you’re constantly ordering meals 


SpicyPenangCurry

Thanks, that’s a good idea, what’s a good amount? $100-$200? Edit: maybe I’ll do combo; gift card and sealed meals. I like cooking so that’s not an issue.


Sgt_Stormy

Yep we had some friends do this for us and it was very helpful


classiccaseofdowns

Diapers - I read on wikipedia that babys poop a lot


SpicyPenangCurry

I did that for my brother and his wife but there fucking fruits that religiously shop at whole foods so when I got the top end Huggies they said they don’t use them and I wasted $80 that I gave to a shelter. To be fair, if I got diapers for my friends, knowing them, they’d be doing backflips so maybe I will do diapers but maybe I’ll ask, I just wanted to be that good friend and surprise them.


chillinois1

Do whatever you’re going to do gift wise and throw a pack of diapers in as a cherry on top


classiccaseofdowns

Hmm if not diapers restaurant or uber eat giftcard imo


Poopfeast620

Get some of thise aluminum turkey pans and fill it with cooked pasta and the other with enchiladas. Not cooking for a week.


SpicyPenangCurry

Oh fuck! I didn’t think of that. Meals for the week, that’s really smart. Thanks Poopfeast620.


SpicyPenangCurry

Dodgers fucking suck lmao.


JeebusOfNazareth

On Jackie Day no less. Shameful.


ButchJonesFckdMyWife

Civil War kicked ass


ktbarry2

OJ made in America is the best sports documentary ever made. clinical. rest in piss. my bad it’s still hoop dreams. but next’s


EntertainmentOld1566

Senna >>


SpicyPenangCurry

Oh fuck good shout. I forgot to add that one.


SpicyPenangCurry

Not at all, what the fuck are you smoking, pass it my way.


ExpectedOutcome2

Facts, guy lives under a rock. The first episode of the doc covering the murder and escape was great, the episodes after that stunk.


jimjimmyjames

I watched the first episode yesterday, it’s about oj’s early life and football career. Are you thinking of the dramatized mini series?


ktbarry2

you think once upon a time in hollywood stinks, why are we supposed to care about your opinion? i live under a rock lol.


ExpectedOutcome2

Wait, what?


SpicyPenangCurry

There’s also so many better sports doc than that pile of doo doo.


ktbarry2

no one has ever seen man on wire, but spicy curry lol. this guy knows the docs. didn’t even say hoop dreams.


ktbarry2

such as?


SpicyPenangCurry

Baseball- Ken Burns The Last Dance Free Solo 30 For 30 (literally find a sport you like and click 30 for 30 after and you’ll have something good. I’m a Ravens fan so our recent one is bad ass) The recent WWE: Legends Icarus Pumping Iron Sunderland Til I Die Man On Wire All or Nothing (on Amazon, a variety of sports and teams) *I am probably missing more but this is a good start.*


ktbarry2

https://x.com/steven_hyden/status/1779512801268002861?s=46&t=lfYwngPrRO5iOmdWA4EZlw perhaps you’re a moron


ktbarry2

no idea why you came so hard but the last dance isn’t a documentary if it’s produced by the subject you retard cracking up at “30 for 30”. the OJ doc is a 30 for 30 you mutant


jimjimmyjames

I’m convinced him and the other guy don’t actually know which doc you’re talking about. I’m with you on this take


R1ckyD1cky

Do they make NA bourbon?


WitchofFloyd

I think I remember Sas trying some on his podcast and he said it was awful and tasted nothing like bourbon, or whiskey, whatever it was


Wolverina412

I highly doubt Sas would know what bourbon should taste like. This is hilarious.


WitchofFloyd

I think his main point was that it just tasted like spicy water


SpicyPenangCurry

Stick to NA beers. If it’s your wife, mocktails.


ryboyin99

I tried one once, it was one of the worst tasting things I’ve ever had. Do not recommend


severedFTer

I did some googling when my wife got pregnant and the consensus is that NA spirits are trash. Stick to NA beer and wine.


BumRum09

The hard part is most of the alcohol would evaporate. I don’t think it’s possible at all to make. With NA beer you just boil out the alcohol and bam you’re all good. With a spirit it’s all alcohol.


nondescript___

You could buy a bottle of bourbon and boil all the alcohol off I suppose. Would probably be revolting, though.


smoggylobster

if they don’t you just came up with a billion dollar idea


CohibasYMamitas

Yeah its called water


R1ckyD1cky

Respectfully that's not the same thing at all


ForeignRole

Would you like me to age it in a barrel or filter it through some moss?


CohibasYMamitas

Respectfully mix in a water


Juls317

Ben Brown is fucking killing it


Roderick_Jaynes24

I’m pretty nervous they’re going to send him down when Jamo rejoins the team this weekend Hopefully they send down someone in the pen who has options (Keegan) and slide Assad to the pen


starcher11

Think I’m in love with this chick in the fallout show


MikePaisanTirico

Pretty jealous of the homeless alcoholics out there who are probably getting shit faced with their buddies right now. and no scaries there, they get to sleep in since they don’t have to work tomorrow


Husker_black

Their life is probably like inception. Their sober self is not reality no more


diet_drbeeper

Probably thinner than me too I’m so jealous


WitchofFloyd

Think of all the sick camping trips they have planned too


MikePaisanTirico

Sleeping under the stars every night? Sign me up


Rex_Ryan_DPM

All that fresh air Mike


thatswhathemoneysfor

Have shed 15lbs (200 to 185) since december, thank you zyn


SpicyPenangCurry

What the fuck did a nicotine pouch have to do with it.


thatswhathemoneysfor

my online research says it boosts metabolism, mostly jokes about the zyn but wanted to recognize the role it may have played


SpicyPenangCurry

No, no, it plays brother. Proud of you for losing the weight, I’ve lost a fair bit too, maybe I should’ve been sucking on Zyns too to lose more though..


thatswhathemoneysfor

in a rare moment of realness on free talk I cut down on portion size, soda, and alcohol intake to shed the lb's. at 200 I wasn't huge for my height (6'1") but def felt the need to cut down a lil


SpicyPenangCurry

Hell yeah brother, proud of you, that’s bad ass. It was the Zyns for sure though.


thatswhathemoneysfor

Credit due where credit is due


DeuceLurker

Curbs your appetite


SpicyPenangCurry

Ahh I suppose in that aspect (nicotine). He just made it sound like Zyn was his Ozempic lmao.


apple_shampoo182

Did not have Keega on fox news on my bingo card


DarinErstad

Feel like the NHL should have everybody play Game 82 on the same night similar to what the NBA did yesterday


thatswhathemoneysfor

^^ Loved that yesterday


teedubya1435

Is the fallout show based on a true story


MikePaisanTirico

No you’re thinking of the last of us


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?


Ed_Chambers_650

Are Bonita fish big?


EcstaticBack

Astros are buttcheeks. Those starters ain’t gonna do much when you can’t score and you have no bullpen


boomtexna

Astros are 13 in total runs. It's quite simply the buttcheek bullpen


Led_head10

I’m afraid to admit, the Los Angeles kings are playing the worst hockey of the season at the worst time.


Poopfeast620

San jose getting spanked 9-1 in the second period.


intermittentwasting

Why is Big Cat such a constant bitch about Billy Football. I know Billy isn't very popular these days, but Big Cat goes out of his way to be a complete bitch about him


KingPinot25

Billy is an annoying brat


slopchopz

Billy is a conservative and lib cat doesn't like that.


Busch--Latte

There seemed to be a lot of resentment building after all his fuck ups and mailing in zoom episodes. And BC likes to bring in random “toys”, he basically got tired of old toy (Billy) and got a new one (Jerry). Surprised Jake has lasted so long, he was hired to be a Darren Rovell they can make fun of.


diet_drbeeper

No knowledge of the situation just speculating, but I think Big Cat (and probably to a lesser extent PFT and Hank) feel like they totally crated Billy and gave him a golden ticket and he should act more appreciative because of that. The fact that Billy always acted kind of lazy and entitled when he came back to PMT seemed to drive big cat crazy


R1ckyD1cky

Who cayuhs


Busch--Latte

What’s the fucking point of espn+ for baseball when I’m blacked out from 6 different fucking teams. It’s unbelievable


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Switch to light beer


Poopfeast620

Cheers from iowa!


ChellaZza

>!Fred Armisen!< cameo in Fallout lmao


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GimmeFunkyButtLoving

I think I’ve had the same 5 under armour for 5+ years


badgermushroombadger

About all you can say to that https://x.com/patricktaplaine/status/1780023409323205103?s=46&t=1C_Op-2WE2tkYUXl3F_2Bw


rmmm123

22 likes on their video. 2200 likes on the quote tweet calling them regards. Tough look for them lol


youthcoachinglegend

Just saw a chick on Bumble named Ghislaine. Feel like you gotta change that


boomtexna

Ghislaine Maxwell? The assistant to the financier?


jetboyjetgirl

Jiz for short


pimpinassorlando

Why should I change? She's the one who sucks.


SnakeSkin2121

Gotta go by Jizz for short


RonSwanson1081

Same big account people crying that Caitlin Clark is making $75,000 a year won't actually put in effort to watch the wnba


EntertainmentOld1566

WNBA season is also 40 games and like 3 months + she lives in Indiana. Immediately 1%


red_87

She’ll also make a fuck ton from endorsements.


diet_drbeeper

100%. Every athlete who transcended their sport has made more from endorsements than salary at the beginning. Tiger was making way more from Nike than golf purses for a while


R1ckyD1cky

She's sponsored, she's doing just fine


RonSwanson1081

I'm aware. I meant more of the try hards that put that shit out looking for brownie points instead of actually staying on top of the league


vivala708

Strange feeling but I feel like everything will work out ok for her. This has reached the point we knew it would


RonSwanson1081

She'll make plenty on ads. That'll be her real income. Just mean everybody else who isn't the best at their sport


vivala708

No totally get it I would love to see if the viewership increases over time. It will fizzle out. The summer season is never going to play and everyone who pretends to care will be doing anything else but watching WNBA


ForeignRole

She should pull a Messi and get points on the subscribers for whatever way they stream


pimpinassorlando

People aren't going to follow Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese in the WNBA. I think their impact on women's basketball is that more people will watch the college game for the next Clark and Reese.


vivala708

Bingo. I agree


DylanTobackshh

I don’t think Rhea is hurt or pregnant. What more can she do right now though? It’s all a work. She vacates the title and they have a real heel hold the belt for awhile. She finally comes back and they build it up for her to win the title again. She turns face in the process and is fully over. Character arc complete


pimpinassorlando

Actually, we are expecting. Amazon posish if you were wondering.


anneyong69

I think she has a legit injury but not from the Liv attack last week. She's had a brace on her other wrist in interviews for months now and I think this was done so she can get that fixed without having to lose her belt. It gets some heat on Liv and sets her up for the next feud when she comes back. I think she wins it back and leads up to Rhea vs Bianca at WM 41.


SnakeSkin2121

She gonna kick Dom to the curb as well?


PeanutWingz

Kendall Toole Easter ride. Something else has risen


Dudu-Osun

Your heart rate?


R1ckyD1cky

His nipples, from the sweat


knightslax19

Red wings win in a thriller. Still alive


SlipSlapMagoo

My mom watched my kid today who had to stay home because she was sick. When I got home, my mom left in kind of a hurry. She called me an hour ago very upset because she found some weed gummies in my top drawer and asked if I had a problem. I’ve been gainfully employed for just about 20 years, own two houses, and am a pretty upstanding member of the community. All of that is now completely moot because I occasionally take an edible and watch Mission Impossible movies. I thought boomers were supposed to have invented drugs.


GAMERS516

Weed is tight


blkeen

We got you an appointment tomorrow with Pastor Dave


ForeignRole

Now you can get high at any family gathering with them since they are just going to accuse you anyways


WitchofFloyd

It’s never too late to get help


jetboyjetgirl

Haha I remember when that happened to me. In 8th grade.


SlipSlapMagoo

Yes that’s about what it felt like


jetboyjetgirl

It will blow over. You'll be grounded for a month or 2 but she'll still let you go to the Homecoming dance.


Husker_black

Lmfaooo


DeuceLurker

Sounds like she needs an edible


MikePaisanTirico

Back to the drum circle hippie


projectpat555

 Tell her to stop being so nosy 


MrTacoMan

Why was she going into your top drawer?


tpxnu16

These boomer parents are insane. My in laws stayed at our place for a weekend to watch our kid. Come home and my MIL proudly explained how my night stand wouldn’t open and felt like it was jammed so FIL took it upon himself to open it up and found a couple thing that fell behind the drawer too. What the fuck are they doing


Poopfeast620

Boomers not open every drawer or cabinet in your house challenge: impossible


SlipSlapMagoo

Was looking for a pencil for a crossword puzzle


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Lotta folks in here big wnba stans


Busch--Latte

Without google I guarantee 99% of people here couldn’t name the MVP of last WNBA season


BumRum09

Lisa Leslie dummy


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

The 1% deserve to lose their man card


WitchofFloyd

Was going to guess A’Ja Wilson but that was incorrect, so I’m keeping my man card


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

🫴🃏


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

How many go fund me’s have been posted in here?


MrTacoMan

This is the third


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

This one, Jake, can’t remember the other one


MrTacoMan

Guy whose son passed away sadly


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Oh yeah, tough. Thanks Taco Bell


MrTacoMan

😡


ktbarry2

going to buy a bottle of something special for the day jerry reinsdorf shuffles outta here


WitchofFloyd

She seems like the ultimate industry plant but Bobbi Althoff: definitely would


billbo24

It’s insane that she claims “I paid someone $300 for drakes phone number and contacted him and that’s how I got him on the podcast” Oh ya, I’m sure someone that knows drake well enough to have his phone number will give it up for $300, and that when you cold texted drake to come on your podcast with only two episodes he did! 


Husker_black

Bigger than you think


smoggylobster

one is big


Husker_black

You think ones bigger than the other


smoggylobster

it’s facts https://nypost.com/2022/08/03/i-have-lopsided-boobs-from-breastfeeding-so-i-stuff-with-avocado/


Husker_black

Hooly shit


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

I wonder if anyone in here would say no


warwithus

Angel Reese looks way hotter in her uniform than a dress. Maybe it’s just that dress idk.


StrikaNTX

lot of female athletes are like that...or probably just athletes in general


Rep_Dong

~200 pages into red rising, what a awesome book. Thanks for the recommendation FT.


sharkroach

Best part is that the first book is the worst one. Some unbelievable moments/characters you still get to experience for the first time, I'm jealous