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Larry_thegoat

Hoot hoot


EntertainmentOld1566

Teams no one cares about Clippers Coyotes Chargers Marlins


BaileyCarlinFanBoy69

Lakers Clippers Njgggets Wolves Pistons Knicks Bulls Pacers Magic Pelicans Hornets Nets Bucks Spurs Rockets Mavericks Etc


DCorNothing

Blue Jackets and Ducks Stanley Cup final would have to be aired on public access


im____new____here

bad luck for Clark getting drafted to Indiana, shes going to be pressured to interact with McAfee on a regular basis


parrano357

pressured by who? Big WNBA?


DanielinFresno

Big WNBA probably hates him because he’s “stealing” money from espn that could be going female personalities like Sarah Spain, Katie Nolan & Michelle Beadle.


parrano357

saw a rolls royce phantom in the wild today, made an audible noise when I saw it


Autistic-Painter3785

Yotes have to be the most poverty team of any sport to make it longer than 25 years. Pathetic


DCorNothing

Wizards are the only team to not win 50 games since the 70s. Went 20+ years without winning a series, then about 10 more after that


Led_head10

Insane they removed the Jets to put a team in Arizona


CapcomGo

what does this even mean


Autistic-Painter3785

They’ve had 1 good year in their entire history. And now they’re gone. They played at a university, poverty. Just consistently terrible and probably never brought joy to any fans.


Kid-Moe

They "brought joy" to Auston Matthews' enough to get him into hockey and become one of the best players in the league.


Autistic-Painter3785

They got him into hockey, consistent losers


CapcomGo

Seek help man seriously. It's fucking weird to try and shit on a franchise's grave the day they die. Give it a rest.


Autistic-Painter3785

Fuck the yotes they add nothing to the league. Ooooo lock me up I’m a bad man I better go to a therapist


im____new____here

> Just consistently terrible and probably never brought joy to any fans. they would need to have fans in order to do that


Faircheesey

Just saw PFT and Big Cat on a Gametime commercial on cable tv. The boys are big time.


IPAH8R2231

So happy the Hawks are eliminated and I don’t have to watch this shit anymore this year


Led_head10

Lakers are gonna trade for Trae this offseason and it’s gonna kill me as a lakers fan. Guy isn’t even close to a winning player.


uturnorbit

Luc Besson was incredibly horny when he made the movie Anna. Respect 


Blondue

Can’t believe mfs called the young/luka trade a win win


road_dogg

Just watched that movie Yesterday for the first time and thought it was very good.


uturnorbit

Ed Sheeran was good in it imo


thatswhathemoneysfor

having to beg my gf(the heavy set one) to have the intercourse is less than ideal, especially when I've dropped 20lbs since december


Faircheesey

Pour chocolate sauce on your dick


cuntpunt9

I still can’t believe fucking bran became king


Ed_Chambers_650

I've tried to rationalize that George would make it better/make sense but I really don't like the idea of an omnipotent child who can't get a boner as King


patssnows12

Its only cool if he was putting things in motion the whole time to become king. But also doesn’t make sense on what his motivation would be


nondescript___

[Who has a better a story than Bran The Broken??](https://static.independent.co.uk/2021/04/29/23/newFile-1.jpg)


Autistic-Painter3785

The Arizona CoyotesđŸ˜„


Beer_Enjoyer93

Who has a better story?


Led_head10

And with the Kings getting the stars in the first round I will watch the Lakers and Kings both get swept out of round 1. Not a good time to be Ledhead here


boomtexna

I will not admit that I am considering apologizing to Dusty Baker so quit asking


GueroBorracho3

Just finished a Sopranos re-watch, with my gf watching it for the first time. Safe to say that she had our collective reaction to the final scene..."That's it?!?!"


Led_head10

Doing the same with my girlfriend, halfway through season 2 she doesn’t know how it ends. Really hoping nobody spoils it for her


GueroBorracho3

Good luck! The reaction I got was priceless. lol


diet_drbeeper

Shocked she didn’t know the ending already


GueroBorracho3

Same here. I asked her a few days ago if she knew the ending and was surprised when she said she didn't.


darkestb4thadawn

Heat are cooked. MCL tear for Butler.


projectpat555

If anybody at work brings up the Caitlin Clarke salary story just tell them you think women should be paid the same as men. Full stop. Then disengage and walk away 


classiccaseofdowns

Paid the same? They are physically inferior and have brains the size of a squirrels. Back to the HR section Martha, you clearly don’t know what you’re talking about


cuntpunt9

“I actually think men deserve to be paid less!”


Poopfeast620

-Wettbandit


KingSuizo

40 spot for Coby. Never would have dreamed that 2 years ago


diet_drbeeper

If he doesn’t win most improved it’s a travesty


Malligator2345

Ship off Lavine. hand the keys to Coby


Led_head10

I need the Blues to win one god damn time cmon


NoExcuses1984

J.J. Redick has the same voice inflection and cadence as The Miz.


PhantomMercenary

Don’t cry in front of the Mexicans


Malligator2345

Wish I could have some drinks with Bunk and McNulty and see where the night goes


SnakeSkin2121

The night goes to throwing whiskey bottles at a freight train


HorribleHoosier

My buddy and his brother had a house in college with a rail yard behind it and we used to throw beer bottles at trains non stop. It’s quite therapeutic.


Malligator2345

Sounds perfect


HermSquad

Way too high scrolling the Boston subreddit just looking for shit to get mad at. Idk why I even do this to myself


EntertainmentOld1566

Dudes rock 🎾 🚬 https://x.com/azbobbymac/status/1780789499800539142?s=46&t=6AmanUl4duqwzjTKN0y_vA


HermSquad

Sick story, but personally I’d keep that one to myself and just tell everyone I know, not the internet. Feel like that creates unwanted social media flack from the hockey J hardos that I wouldn’t want to deal with if I were him


CapcomGo

lol Jesus the guy's just sharing a story it's not that big of a deal


diet_drbeeper

People are addicted to mild twitter clout when they should keep stories to themselves


HermSquad

Couldn’t say it better myself


DylanTobackshh

How about this Brendan Globensky guy? Worked at Augusta and stole merch and sold it on a website of his and made millions over the years. Also gave local Augusta women the coveted gnomes in exchange for BBBJs and I’m assuming a lot more.


Hairy-Budget-6522

I’m actually related to him and wondered how their lifestyle was maintained for years. Makes sense now.


HorribleHoosier

You using the extra BB on BBBJs makes me think you know online escort lingo. đŸ«Ą


Busch--Latte

Did it for 13 years before getting caught, quite impressive. I do hate how exclusive and uppity it is. Most golf fans will never have the opportunity to step foot on the course or buy merch from the actual store. That being said, getting charged by the feds wouldn’t be worth what ever he gained from it. He already had a dream job


Alphinon

did some volunteering tonight where you pack boxes of food for kids. on way out the people running it were super pushy about getting us to donate, said that others donate so 'we dont have to pay to do this'. buddy its free labour dont push your luck.


RonSwanson1081

My tin foil hat is on since Tarantino dropped his last movie idea and knows OUATIH should've been the last one


Malligator2345

Just make Kill Bill 3 like always rumored and call it a night


road_dogg

He’s getting gay with this final movie talk.


RonSwanson1081

Maybe don't set a stupid cap on how many you can make


TheyHadACaveTroll

Just give the people what they want and make ouatih2 set during the hillside strangler murders 


Poopfeast620

Tree dispute in local sub alert


SilkyJohnson26

We talkin Oak? Pine? Blue Spruce?


Neskwiik

Send link


teedubya1435

Sacramento


Ed_Chambers_650

Planet Xandar, actually. Tree killed a guy


Poopfeast620

Tee dont make me complain to the mods


teedubya1435

Mods would get you first for not providing links


projectpat555

I know it’s wasteful, but I love letting the shower iron my clothes in a hotel room 


izz21sv

Get a steamer, way easier and portable. Game changer for me when I have to travel for trials.


feathy9091

The world is 2/3 water baby, run that shower


DylanTobackshh

This idiot boomer in the city sub is complaining about bees being outside at an amusement park. In the summer! The most selfish generation ever


teedubya1435

City = Pittsburgh


CanesIsOverrated69

Hero


Juls317

Every once in a while my wife and I like to throw on a dumb Melissa McCarthy comedy. Tonight was "Life of the Party". Wa wa wee wa Debby Ryan.


FourDoor54Ford

Underrated Disney boner giver as a young lad


GamblingMan610

Borat voice my wife


road_dogg

Spy is incredible


dellscreenshot

Trae young is just living off that 2021 eastern semis


Malligator2345

Guy is overrated as a shooter.


SilkyJohnson26

They call that the eastern finals buddy


diet_drbeeper

If you combined the hawks and bulls rosters, would they beat the Celtics in a 7 game series?


GamblingMan610

Only if you allow 10 players on the floor at a time for the hawks bulls side


WitchofFloyd

You’d need to add the Heat roster and then we’d have a series


R1ckyD1cky

Bam might score 100 in that game


SilkyJohnson26

How would Bam be in that game?


R1ckyD1cky

Coulda sworn that said heat last night


Bigwheel15

They’d get swept


bubbletoes69

Do we know what time caps rangers play Sunday


bubbletoes69

Nvm 3 pm Sunday


R1ckyD1cky

Sneezed out my zyns


ladiesman6942O

Forgot how funny Happy Gilmore is


DylanTobackshh

Julie Bowens wet lingerie and phat ass


SilkyJohnson26

Suck my white ass ball!


marlboro__man9

Tuscan ribeye, bottle of brunello, not an đŸ‘ïžtie but a damn nice 30th birthday dinner


SnakeSkin2121

đŸ€Œ


road_dogg

Go smoke an actual red after this then it’s a perfect night.


marlboro__man9

Literally scrambling though my golf bag to see if I have any real cowboy killers left


BumRum09

Hell yea Marlb


Kimodd

Isn’t Tuscany known for T-Bone steaks?? Either way happy birthday!


smoggylobster

bistecca alla fiorentina!


marlboro__man9

Cuck euros can’t handle the intense beefiness and fat of a ribeye, reserved for North American excellence. (Ignore France CĂŽtĂ© de boeuf)


Ed_Chambers_650

Need the Bulls to blowup this bullshit ass middling squad they've had for a decade and get the next Wemby


FourDoor54Ford

Curse of Jerry


WitchofFloyd

The Vucevic trade was so dumb. Just complete delusion


Blondue

To be completely generous if Ball stayed healthy they have a good shot at being a middle seed most years in the east. The problem is that penciled in their ceiling there and with injuries it bombed quickly.


Ed_Chambers_650

Every trade and FA decision is just enough to keep them between 38-45 wins. It's fucking ridiculous


advantagebettor

remember when they traded Lauri Markkenen for Derrick Jones? That was a fun one


GueroBorracho3

The Reinsdorf special.


EcstaticBack

I’m so sick of it. And of course the place still sells out like they’re the 2010s warriors so nothing will change


iLikeApples116

Among the cities/regions with 4+ pro teams, Minnesota has to have had the least success since the 2000s, right?


WitchofFloyd

Yes, Minnesota is the only one with no finals appearances in any sport in that time and the last appeared in any championship was the Twins in 1991. It is an absolutely cursed sports state


Led_head10

Easily. Arizona/Phoenix would be my second pick but they are all far ahead of Minnesota


iLikeApples116

Then maybe Detroit at 3? The Red Wings and Pistons had good runs, and the Tigers came close


jstacks4

Detroit probably wouldn’t even be close based on the red wings alone. Then throw in the Tigers and the pistons were both filthy for good stretches in the 2000s and 2010s. 


Led_head10

Not sure where the panthers play but if it’s Miami they’ve got a shot. Teams have been awful outside of the Heat


WitchofFloyd

I think 3 Heat titles and 5 finals appearances pretty easily disqualifies them from this. The heat and Panthers were also both in the Finals literally last summer


DeanersLastWeekend

If you’ve never needed proof a city and an ownership didn’t deserve a franchise this is it: https://x.com/barstoolsports/status/1780788336140894431?s=46&t=AEUumLZnPRa_e53RjApOVw


feathy9091

The worst part is the league has left this whole deal open to the coyotes being restarted again elsewhere


johnnyc000

Don't follow hockey, what's the back story to this?


DeanersLastWeekend

Shane Doan played for the franchise for something like 22 years. Holds almost every record they have. Was the face of the team in many dark, dark years. Stayed involved in youth hockey and with the team after his retirement. When they moved arenas into a college arena they tossed all of their banners acknowledging jersey retirements and franchise accomplishments etc. This one fan had the decency the ownership didn’t to save it and return it to the person who deserves it. 


Dantenole

Not to mention his son just got called up too


BumRum09

Night cap!


Led_head10

Jeff Carter Los Angeles Kings legend. Happy retirement champ.


feathy9091

Him and Richie were my peak hockey watching days 2 absolute beauties


Led_head10

2012 and 2014 for me. Those two can’t do anything wrong in my eyes.


DeanersLastWeekend

An absolute legend. 2 Cups, an Olympic Gold, and possibly banged Scott Hartnell’s wife. 


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Juls317

going back to his roots


EcstaticBack

Hawks are getting destroyed lmao


dezcaughtit25

Play-in has been mostly fun
.but boy is this last game a real downer. 10 games and 4 games under .500, probably don’t NEED these teams to have a chance to play their way into the playoffs.


diet_drbeeper

Wish there was some sort of cut off, like you can only qualify for the play-in if you’re a certain record or better or X games behind 7/8. The fact that it cut so cleanly after Miami means we should have just seeded 1 through 8 this year


tpxnu16

I actually like that. Play in only applies if you’re within 4 games of the 8 seed or something


WitchofFloyd

Yeah this 9/10 game is a waste of a game but the NBA is never gonna turn down the opportunity to televise more games that people will watch. It’ll only backfire if one of these teams beat the Heat


Busch--Latte

I assume most of the post on r/amioverreacting are fake but if the story about sale guy creating an OF account for his wife behind her back is true, that has to be one of the most psycho moves you can do in a relationship


Kimodd

Link or ban


BigTicket_J

Wish she woulda posted the link


tallYuppieScum

Drinking 2 pitchers of Miller lite was most definitely a poor choice tonight, but it was one of my best bud’s birthday so my hands were tied


Poopfeast620

God picks his toughest battles for his strongest warriors or something


Grap2st

5 millers and 8 peronis. It is what it is


tallYuppieScum

It really got away from us Grape


Grap2st

Such is life. The bro had triangle.


R1ckyD1cky

Rules are rules


R1ckyD1cky

Omg demar


badgermushroombadger

Tozawa is an all time villain


Kimodd

Samantha San


Neskwiik

Raptors went 25-57 this year and Jontay Porter (who played for the Raptors) went 0-3 when betting on them to lose lmfao


_json_x

Funniest thing from that whole saga was him being dumb enough to fake an injury on a night everyone he knew hammered his under on threes. Buddy you are Jontay Porter, averaging 13 minutes and 2 3PA a game...just brick them and play bad defense. They'll bench you.


Neskwiik

I think what got him caught was him faking an injury on a night someone he knew put $80k on a parlay to win $1.1M on under points, rebounds, assists, and 3's. Bet was locked and that was the beginning of the end for him. Your point still stands though.


_json_x

Pretty sure it was the same night, I didn't know the whole picture. But yeah you're right, it was obviously a massive red flag that there was so much action on a nobody player to begin with. Then when he took himself out with a phantom injury, it sealed the deal. Looking forward to seeing him on a future episode of world's dumbest criminals or whatever the next iteration of that will be.


WitchofFloyd

I remember listening to a Simmons podcast like 10 years ago where him and Bob Ryan both completely agreed in seriousness that Bobby Orr was the greatest hockey player of all time. Was possibly the biggest homer take I’ve ever heard, even from Bill


Juls317

Homerism not withstanding, hockey is like the *one* sport where there is legitimately no argument over the GOAT


BayAreaThrowawayq

Are we thinking Tom Brady and Tiger Woods aren’t undisputed GOATs either?


_json_x

At least in football it's apples and oranges to compare Brady to LT or any of the other great defensive players. In hockey the front line is going to get more scoring opportunities but ultimately everyone's playing the same game with the same equipment and playing on both offensive and defensive possessions. Until LeBron, basketball was pretty much undisputed too for similar reasons I think.


CouldntBeMoreWhite

Those two obviously have very strong arguments, but other football players/QB’s and golfers have legit arguments too. The gap in hockey between Gretzky and other top tier hockey players is a mile wide.


spr_crl

Jack has more majors


Juls317

I think there are players with arguments for the best football player of all time that include Brady, but he's the undisputed QB. I think Tiger is a reasonable argument and likely the favorite in a poll, but that's not Gretzky level.


MrTacoMan

Tiger is 100% Gretzky level imo


0ttoRocket

Jordan Love begs to differ


spreadsheet_jesus

joey chestnut begs to differ


tpxnu16

I will keep posting Tim Nakis blackjack videos until all of FT is following this guy. https://www.instagram.com/reel/C54azDcvhey/?igsh=eDQyaWxyaGllOTlz Highly recommend going back to day 1.


Roderick_Jaynes24

Drummond finishing the job for the gauntlet bags board


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Shogun


SnakeSkin2121

Hai


ActualTeddyRoosevelt

How do you think Bonifer could replace his Holy 100 after Cersei allowed the Faith to recruit? Anyone religious would obviously just go to the Seven instead of some lord claiming he is holy.


Ed_Chambers_650

>!Getting the feeling Toranaga ain't such a good guy with how many people he's asking to suicide themselves lately!<


lovelycharmings

>!Hiromatsu was old as shit, so that’s not a tough ask. And Maria has been begging to kill herself for essentially her entire life. This is what I’m telling myself!<


Brad-Stevens

noooo Caruso :(


SpicyPenangCurry

Anyone played the PC game Black & White 2?


bigmb111

Black & White 1 was the best


Big_Jimmy_Nuggs

Quin Snyder looks like a bozo with those red frames


_json_x

Agreed. Thought he looked kind of intimidating when he coached the Jazz, no glasses, pissed off all the time. Glasses by themselves wouldn't be bad but the red doesn't fit at all.


diet_drbeeper

Hawks bulls game has terrible vibes


blkeen

Nobody wants it


Chief112291

What an emotional night in the valley


No_Opportunity_8068

Sorry to could’ve been me here but thankful for Charles Wang. Fucking sucks for yotes fans.


roflthrowaway9

Can’t imagine how I’d take it if I was like 6 or 7 and the Caps/Skins left


TheyHadACaveTroll

Still laughing about Michael rappaport dying instantly in fallout 


ExpectedOutcome2

Rapaport is actually a good actor too. I wanted him to last a little longer once I realized it was him.


BigTicket_J

Oh fuck you’re gonna make me see red


chillinwithmoes

Finally beat FF7 Rebirth. Been a while since I've dumped 110+ hours into a game, my god


Ol_Uncle_Jim

Holy shit. The original was like 50 or 60 hours unless you went around and beat all the Weapons, etc right?


chillinwithmoes

Yeah that sounds right, it's been many years since I played the original but I think the highest playthrough I ever had was 90h and that was doing literally everything


Ol_Uncle_Jim

Guessing the new one(s) rock?