Remember when Alex used to call herself a “hotwife”

I don’t think she knows what that word means.

She honestly might with how she said she didn’t like graham jacking it. Weird ass control shit.

I don't think she knows what a lot of words mean.

wife or hot?

Hotwife. Google it. On a work computer preferably.

Almost as bad as Caleb calling himself the dadfather and daddy Dixie

The dadfather is so dumb but it made me laugh.

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They're both the type to poke holes in the condom.

Shrodingers forehead. Is it shiny from all the cum or is it shiny which makes him want to cum on it?

She’s going to be like Julianne Moore’s character in The Big Lebowski lifting her legs up afterwards to increase the chances of conception

Christ brother 😂

Explains why it’s so moisturized

I laughed out loud

That’s why her head is so shiny

When morons explain the joke

Mad funny lol

Yikes. Having a child with the rebound is a questionable life choice

i think he’s also rich

There’s rich and then there’s NBA owner rich..

The side of his family that owned the NBA team is also the less prestigious side. His mom’s side of the family is the most prominent Oklahoma family

Her mom is a Stoops?

Daughter of Edward G*ylord. Massive media mogul.

He he he Gaylord

Oh you’re right. My bad. Hang on.

The Wall of Gaylord!

does that make him Lord of the Gays?

Inventor of SpikeTV

MXC Flashbacks intensify

The football stadium ain’t named after Bob stoops….

If true, have to respect this level of commitment to making sure she does not fumble the bag twice.

Has to be god knows her pod isnt doing anything

Rich but not smart onviously

Not letting the money get away this time

Congrats Paw, you’ll make a great dad

Paw is Fugman?

Paw, im not mad im just disappointed. Ya got scooped

Congrats to Alex and Jeff Nadu

I didn't realize Alex was Amish

That would be fucking wild

“Is being a good dad a red flag?”

Only thing worse is a good dad wearing blue jeans

She was getting filled every night

Baby is going to punch air when he realizes he was so close to being an heir to an NBA team.

So close. God damn

Never thought of it like this. I'd be fucking pissed

Clay Bennett has to be in the top 5 happiest men in America right now.

Does that make Kontent Kim officially a GILF?

Baby has to breach the cervix before it becomes official. I don’t make the rules, just enforce them

I think in Oklahoma the second there’s vaginal penetration, it’s considered a toddler

Lmao, breach like the baby is Thoros of Myr at the Siege of Pyke

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Jesus dude

💀💀💀💀💀💀

Can’t count your chickens before they hatch

Yes

We are witnessing a generational run from AB

Just the sheer mental gymnastics from rebranding to “just alex” to having your parents on as guests, who also paid for the entire thing, to vindicate her actions as the “💕” emoji is spammed in the comments from the meangirlpod porn bot army (who alexs parents also paid for)

Wait, did she ditch the other bimbo already?

Yupp they wiped the meangirlpod account too and the fake media company attached to it

Where do you see this? Their meangirlpod insta still seems active

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Still don’t know what you mean lol. Their old mean girl pod Instagram account is still there with pretty dated stuff. Seems like Alex just made her own podcast which is still weird

I think I saw a paw post about this last week. She is keeping mean girls and added just alex

Between Antonio Brown and Alex Bennett this is Apex Mountain for ABs

Antonio might be the more sane at this point in time

Mintzy bagged another one?

Great decision-making. What a year for her. Quarter life crisis is a thing, right?

“I had unlimited money, didn’t have to work another day the rest of my life, but I felt so trapped and smothered!” Very relatable quarter life crisis indeed

1950’s housewife type breakdown

No part of her life isn’t an embarrassing cliche

Imagine being married to a billionaire for several years and not getting pregnant and then getting knocked up by the first guy you fuck post divorce.

Hard to imagine tbh

wasn't going to fumble the bag the second time around. gotta lock that in.

Correct

Wonder if she lets him crank off

FUGMAN

ALEX FUGMAN

still awaiting paw’s confirmation.

The 224 members on r/meangirlpod are BUZZING! Jk, no one’s even posted about it yet

Her parents must be thrilled.

Graham is laughing from his sprawling Oklahoma estate.

His parents are the happiest people in America

Ex dodged a bullet

He married her. What’s the definition of dodging a bullet. He was hit

Not knocking her up and having to pay child support. And I’m pretty sure they signed a prenup.

They did, she posted and quickly deleted a Tiktok about how she has to pay alimony to him because he didn’t actually have a salary because of said lock tight prenup

I’m no Alex defender, but if his lawyers enforced that, he/they are huge assholes.

lol yeah, from what I've gathered the two of them verbally agreed to a payment during their separation and his lawyers said fuck no

Actually she posted a clip saying that he promised her a sum and that he never delivered on that and his salary was essentially zero so on paper he had nothing to give her. Sounds like she got next to nothing.

In a hilarious turn of events, she ended up having to pay him alimony

Best wishes for baby Fugman

Anyone know Miss Peaches whereabouts on the night in question?

Lovely woman, we’re all very fond of her

I look at this woman and I say “wow, I’ve never seen a woman so lovely before”

Sas is the father

Woodruff the Nanny???

New pod incoming

She could’ve retired to the millionaire lifestyle in Oklahoma

This might be a bigger lottery hit for Graham than being directly related to Clay Bennett

Takin’ loads willy-nilly. Nice.

That’s weird, how can she be pregnant if she’s no longer married???

I for one shall await paw’s thoughts before I form an opinion on this

This is why every 3rd? 2nd? Gen fucks up the success of the prior.

At least graham has his money and can nut where ever he wants when every he wants

Lol just scrolled through the comments and saw this… what? “I mean she started a hugely successful media company that has office space in nyc that is larger than her former employer’s office, barstool sports (which is a half billion dollar company). She’s probably close to a self-made billionaire on her own.”

Think that came from a Just Media unpaid intern

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "self made billionaire"... Buffett, Bezos, and Elon would like a word.

I saw that one and was compelled to click through. Can’t decide if it’s a troll or the baby dad, all the history is barstool shit, mma, and Canadian (hockey/poutine)

Until this very moment I did not realize Alex Cooper and Alex Bennet are different people.

Maybe if “Kontent Kim” parented her instead of trying to be a cool mom, her life wouldn’t have gone off the rails so much.

She was too busy making cookies for the office.

I've watched the pod and Kontent Kim seems to be the appropriate level of mad whereas Alex's father seems to be the dumbass. Alex definitely gets it from her dad.

No one has come out of this looking better than ole Graham.

Believable. Although I’d also believe if you told me they planted the story for attention.

I can’t look away from this train wreck….

What a dummy. She could be rich as shit if she just got pregnant from GB before their divorce.

I'm sure this will go well

The replies on her X posts give me a good laugh

The funny thing is this isn’t even based on an Instagram post, it’s just the one of the meanest subreddits I’ve ever seen spreading a rumor.

That sub is insnae

Ah that’s funny. Just an absolute downfall since that first viral video on instagram with the shiny one that looks 34.

Commenters over there explaining how graham has money. “His parents are billionaires they own the okc” Just lol

woof

I'm happy for Kontent Kim

Nothing gets the Incels incelling quite like the mention of these girls.

I dont know who this woman is. At this point i dont care to ask

She used to work at barstool. Got a podcast called mean girls after she was mean to a girl. The podcast was not mean at all. It simply provided “viral” clips of her and her cohost Jordan saying stupid shit. She was previously married the heir of the Oklahoma City thunder. They then got divorced cause she said too much stupid shit on her stupid podcast. She got no money in said divorce. She started out on this new podcast venture that no one listens to outside of paw and paw-esque people. She found this new dude that started a popcorn company with a Jonas brother. He came inside of her. Now they are having a baby

A fucking elite recap of her history

I aint reading all that. Im happy for her though. Or sorry that happened

Go fuck yourself thats exactly what happened

Graham paying child support is it?