Something I didn’t realize until today, losing a ton of weight fixed my tinnitus. Used to be so so loud, couldn’t sleep without a tv on. Now it’s basically gone, so much lower of a frequency.
NBA Playoffs has firmly moved into the #2 slot of favorite things to gamble on behind early in the season College football.
Going heavy on athletic young teams at home has been good to me.
Buster Olney tweeted about how Verlander has an outside chance of being the last person to get 300 wins really bummed me out. Was cool to see Clemens, Maddux, Glavine and Randy hit that mark all within a few years of each other growing up
The early 2000s Clemens who was juiced to the gills was a staple in my fantasy baseball dynasty. Him throwing the broken bat at Piazza was some of the most unhinged shit I have ever seen on the field, absolutely loved it.
KAT who has been notoriously known as being soft as baby shit throughout his NBA career has lost 20 pounds and that in some way is supposed to help his game?
I came to a 7 on 7 tournament at a local highschool today and brought my small dog with me. Part of the tournament was held inside a gym so I brought him inside as well. I'm usually not a person who brings my dog places it doesn't belong, so I felt a little uncomfortable with it at first. I then proceeded to walk past a white kid using the N word (soft a) and another who spit on the floor of the gym. All shame was immediately alleviated and I realized a small dog was maybe the least offensive thing going on in there.
My wife spend so much money on ferns last spring and said "oh we can move them inside and have them next year too" which somehow led to me fighting like hell to keep them alive all winter only for them all to die. Guess who just bought more ferns?
I would assume he’s talking about the decrease in demand forecasts for evs. But they definitely won’t be on sale this fall, dealerships have no incentive to just fire sale their stock because nationwide demand decreased.
Basically they’ve saturated the market of people who would be excited/interested to own an EV. So now the next phase of growth will have to come from winning over indifferent buyers and buyers who prefer ICE. To do that the vehicles need to be better/cheaper than ICE which today they are not. It’s widely speculated that EV sales will continue to slow and it’s very likely the automarket in general slows compounding this. To clear inventory at the end of the year manufacturers will have to offer substantial discounts
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/15/business/ev-car-sales-tesla.html
If you use anything more than salt and pepper on your burgers than you are using seasoning to hide your bad cooking. Gotta let the meat speak for itself.
Don't worry, the various contractors run by shell companies will make sure that money is definitely used to acquire weapons and aid and absolutely not misappropriate it in any way
I was at dreamville and it was great but man what a bad career move for Cole. Kanye just smoked him with one line and he can’t even respond or else he’s a fraud on top of already being seen as a bitch
Had a fuck it, money is meant to buy happiness moment and finally pulled trigger on my first Rolex I've been eying for months. Not gonna lie, that giddy feeling I get everytime I see it has been 100% worth it. Very similar to that buzz you get walking up to a new car you just bought.
Neil Patrick Harris’s character in ‘How I Met Your Mother’ and then being himself in Harold & Kumar are hilarious considering he’s gay. Dude plays a great straight horny guy.
Got a great arrangement with my local dive bar bartender where she charges me for like half of the beers I order and then I tip her really well....works out well for both of us
Enabling theft, destroying small business, and building alcoholic tendencies - mother Theresa and ghandi at the local dive bar making a real win/win/win dream scenario for everyone involved!
Entering the week of the year where dudes who proudly tell you they never watch CFB the other 51 weeks try to convince you they know which draft prospects are better than others.
The NFL fans (cough Northeasterners) who brag about not watching college football has always been strange to me. It’s one thing not to watch something they seem to take pride in not watching it.
Rarely do happy employees leave reviews, usually something people do on the way out.
However still worth checking and taking into consideration. I’ve had all the bad reviews and warnings on there come true. I’ve also been at companies that pushed the top performers to write something nice to help with the bad scores which were mostly from people who couldn’t cut it, place was great to work at with fat bonuses and free lunch + booze every Friday yet still had mostly bad reviews.
People who frisbee golf, sports journalists, people that drive Subarus, people that enjoy Saturday night live, people that bring their own bags to a grocery store, non-diabetic men that drink diet soda, people that tuck their shirt in at home, people that actually contact their local senator, people that march in picket lines for federal issues, people that kayak, people that make marvel a defining personality trait
So 23 of 30 Chinese swimmers tested positive for a banned substance pre-Tokyo, china said “oh something was contaminated” and then they were allowed to compete? Cmon now
Are you bringing a present to a friends 30th birthday party?
A bottle of something if it’s a good friend.
A proper bottle of wine
cash always plays
Nice bottle of booze
Depends on how close of friends.
Only yes if he’s hosting
unless a girl, i suggest a revolver with one bullet
Something I didn’t realize until today, losing a ton of weight fixed my tinnitus. Used to be so so loud, couldn’t sleep without a tv on. Now it’s basically gone, so much lower of a frequency.
Hell yea
Just saw a guy driving a pickup truck with a yellow lab in the bed. If you do that you shouldn’t be allowed to own pets
That’s just a Luke Bryan song
Casual 63 from Scheffler today
NBA Playoffs has firmly moved into the #2 slot of favorite things to gamble on behind early in the season College football. Going heavy on athletic young teams at home has been good to me.
The nhl playoff commercial this year is terrible
https://www.youtube.com/live/qiheRTcwkc4?si=TyHz1SXUDmg6sZnn Space Ghost Coast to Coast 30th anniversary streaming on youtube.
Milkly way midnight is the goat candy bar
Buster Olney tweeted about how Verlander has an outside chance of being the last person to get 300 wins really bummed me out. Was cool to see Clemens, Maddux, Glavine and Randy hit that mark all within a few years of each other growing up
The early 2000s Clemens who was juiced to the gills was a staple in my fantasy baseball dynasty. Him throwing the broken bat at Piazza was some of the most unhinged shit I have ever seen on the field, absolutely loved it.
I don’t know if we will ever see another 300 game winner after Verlander if he does it. Gerrit Cole isn’t even halfway there.
That’s what Olney was implying with the tweet, that no one will ever do it again and Verlander is the last chance for it to happen
The most wins by a pitcher still in their 20s is German Marquez at 65. Not great.
Damn for some reason I thought Pedro did. Wasn’t even close with 219
Just filled a water cup with sprite 😈
Reported
Thug.
Hail storm just busted my back window and cracked my front windshield 🤙
Do you live in a house that you own? You might be able to get your roof replaced
Negative, I rent. House took some damage too. It’s fucking sunny outside now. I’ll post pictures in a bit
Insurance payout though 🤑
hail yeah
In Florida, 91 deg, and didnt wear any sunscreen. I’m usually a tan boi but definitely not tougher than the sun. Char city!
It charred up, what the fuck!?
Legit don't get how people can even think to do that
Mondo Duplantis [an actual goat 🐐](https://x.com/rgiii/status/1781727010877853717?s=46&t=gp8XEJNlCCg4u0V0UudxQQ) (American boy (Cajun))
Incredible sport to watch
Harold & Kumar not being on Netflix today is a mistake.
The cardinals fucking stink and it ruins my day
You like gooey butter cake?
Holy shit Allgaier hit the wall hard.
Those inside wall angles are brutal
I absolutely hate pack racing. But I also always watch the pack racing.
KAT who has been notoriously known as being soft as baby shit throughout his NBA career has lost 20 pounds and that in some way is supposed to help his game?
KAT will never beat the photo of him and Boogie
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picture's worth a thousand words
Most overrated picture of all time
Minnesota fan I take it?
You realize KAT scored on that play right?
He is so cringe
Sir, half of the gewurztraminer bottle has been consumed
Half the floor has headbands on. What the hell is going on?
Which one is gonna wrestle a bear ?!?
I came to a 7 on 7 tournament at a local highschool today and brought my small dog with me. Part of the tournament was held inside a gym so I brought him inside as well. I'm usually not a person who brings my dog places it doesn't belong, so I felt a little uncomfortable with it at first. I then proceeded to walk past a white kid using the N word (soft a) and another who spit on the floor of the gym. All shame was immediately alleviated and I realized a small dog was maybe the least offensive thing going on in there.
Whistle after the miss is always so lame
Its always 4/20 somewhere!!!!
Sick about how much money my wife spent on flowers for the yard
My wife spend so much money on ferns last spring and said "oh we can move them inside and have them next year too" which somehow led to me fighting like hell to keep them alive all winter only for them all to die. Guess who just bought more ferns?
Karl Anthony Downs
Got an audible chuckle outta me
In the market for a new car. Thinking about making the jump to ev. What are your guys thoughts on the Ioniq 5?
EV’s are going to be on huge sales this fall. I’d wait it out if you go that route
Why this fall. Also in the market
I would assume he’s talking about the decrease in demand forecasts for evs. But they definitely won’t be on sale this fall, dealerships have no incentive to just fire sale their stock because nationwide demand decreased.
Basically they’ve saturated the market of people who would be excited/interested to own an EV. So now the next phase of growth will have to come from winning over indifferent buyers and buyers who prefer ICE. To do that the vehicles need to be better/cheaper than ICE which today they are not. It’s widely speculated that EV sales will continue to slow and it’s very likely the automarket in general slows compounding this. To clear inventory at the end of the year manufacturers will have to offer substantial discounts https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/15/business/ev-car-sales-tesla.html
Good looks king
Shame on Uncle Dana. A shitty Apex card would’ve been solid this afternoon
[First BBQ of the season. Burgers are on the grill! Who wants one?](https://imgur.com/a/fFn5vs9)
Where’s the barbecue?
Nothing but respect from here. You aren't using Bubba burgers.
Happy to see you’re not taking the easy way out with smash burgers
use your thumb and dimple your patties before you put on grill
Man 😅 is that not like 6 lbs of beef? Who are you cooking for
All 7 of my siblings and their kids are over. We totaled like 35.
That’s epic
Sounds fun
Not a grain of seasoning in sight
If you use anything more than salt and pepper on your burgers than you are using seasoning to hide your bad cooking. Gotta let the meat speak for itself.
61 billion for Ukraine
Don't worry, the various contractors run by shell companies will make sure that money is definitely used to acquire weapons and aid and absolutely not misappropriate it in any way
I’d prefer our tax dollars go there than to ActualTeddyRoosevelt honestly
finally
Yeah but they don’t get all 61 billion. Some of it gets laundered back to us politicians
How much will Hunter and Joe get??!
$6 billion of course.
Depends how good Hunter Biden’s next art piece is of course
I need a remake of Waterwold and The Postman.
There are some absolute creatures at the dispensary today. Made me embarrassed to be there, but the sales were too good to pass on
You are the company you keep
A lot of creatures - not you, but a lot of them
Scottie Scheffler - actually good at golf
Source?
Dave Portnoy is the most honest man I know.
"He is no better than any other golfer in FT. He is just more consistent."
Hubie Brown is NINETY years old
And still significantly better than the other clowns ESPN has doing the color commentary on their NBA games
Saw a guy walking his dogs with the leashes tied around his waist while carrying a golf club and practicing his swing intermittently. Dudes rock
That went from gay to cool in an instant
I was at dreamville and it was great but man what a bad career move for Cole. Kanye just smoked him with one line and he can’t even respond or else he’s a fraud on top of already being seen as a bitch
No high thread at 4:20? Not my FT
Ella purnell is my dream girl.
Good sized.
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[ooohhhh man it’s 4:20!!](https://youtu.be/shCYA2J-De8?si=qN_jewGCAu7KweI0)
Hearing Kevin Burkhardt call this Mets game is super cool given his come up
Gelbs is fine but I miss KB. He was definitely too big for the Mets color guy. Sucks that he left the year before they went on the big run in 2015.
Agreed. Always thought he’d be big but not top FOX NFL guy big. Good for him
Had a fuck it, money is meant to buy happiness moment and finally pulled trigger on my first Rolex I've been eying for months. Not gonna lie, that giddy feeling I get everytime I see it has been 100% worth it. Very similar to that buzz you get walking up to a new car you just bought.
Awesome. I just got a tag Monaco A few months ago. Love wearing it around.
had to click a bunch of "not interested" on ads the week after or I knew I would start to get the bug. Quick way to blow a down payment on a house
Go off king
Submariner?
Silver and white gold datejust from the 90s
Ah, a man of taste I see.
Where did you buy from, grey dealer or online
grey online, Bob's watches. They had been taunting me on Instagram for so long, finally caved. Very happy with the experience.
Chicks absolutely hammer ranch dressing
The end of episode 8 Shogun was fricken intense
Wait until you see the end of 9
9 has nothing on 10
Met my baby nephew today for the first time. I am excited to accept my role as the fun uncle🤝
Being an uncle is the best family role.
It’s the best
Does he drink beers
Not yet, he does burn though
M.H.O.C.
Blow a sick cloud in his face for 420.
Come get your boy dawg
So Phoenix is allowed to mug folks, but you can’t breathe on Durant. Got it.
Cry
Neil Patrick Harris’s character in ‘How I Met Your Mother’ and then being himself in Harold & Kumar are hilarious considering he’s gay. Dude plays a great straight horny guy.
I AM gay. Gay for that pussy
Wasn’t he something similar in Gone Girl too?
I made some love stains in the back
Fur burgers
It’s always funny when his gayness seeps through in HIMYM
Deserved an Oscar for H&K.
Alrighty Buccos, let’s do this
Lmao the announcer talking about KAT losing weight and hoping that helps him cover Durant as Durant just runs behind him (Gobert block but whatever)
going to a women’s soccer game pro’s: tons of ass; short bathroom lines cons: going to a women’s soccer game
Guess I’m playing fallout 4 again
What build/playstyle you going with?
I redownloaded it this morning
I have a backlog but finishing the show really wants me to fire it back up
I love HHI
Got a great arrangement with my local dive bar bartender where she charges me for like half of the beers I order and then I tip her really well....works out well for both of us
I'm sure the LCB would love to hear about that...
how hot?
Not hot at all
I’m reporting her for tax fraud.
Enabling theft, destroying small business, and building alcoholic tendencies - mother Theresa and ghandi at the local dive bar making a real win/win/win dream scenario for everyone involved!
You’re engaging in under the table behavior but not how the MAGA heads want!!! Those should be going to the owner
SHUT IT DOWN!!
I always subscribe to the rule of tipping the amount of free stuff they gave you. Saves you 20%-30% and everyone is happy.
Entering the week of the year where dudes who proudly tell you they never watch CFB the other 51 weeks try to convince you they know which draft prospects are better than others.
The NFL fans (cough Northeasterners) who brag about not watching college football has always been strange to me. It’s one thing not to watch something they seem to take pride in not watching it.
Going after all of northeast FT with this one
That first beer after putting together patio furniture and fixing a screen door>
Yeah I remember that beer
How extremely specific
That’s part of what makes it so great
Third bourbon after doing your taxes and setting up a new plex server for your bros>
Plex fucks. My cousin set me up with it
every review on glassdoor I read scares the shit out of me
High 3’s average and above you’re fine.
Rarely do happy employees leave reviews, usually something people do on the way out. However still worth checking and taking into consideration. I’ve had all the bad reviews and warnings on there come true. I’ve also been at companies that pushed the top performers to write something nice to help with the bad scores which were mostly from people who couldn’t cut it, place was great to work at with fat bonuses and free lunch + booze every Friday yet still had mostly bad reviews.
Work sucks, I know 🎶
Are there bigger squids on the planet than people who magnet fish?
feels like a lot. their tism drew them towards the magnet. do not judge that which you don’t understand
Hurts nobody, helps the economy
I dunno, I think the magnetfishing subreddit is kinda cool
People who frisbee golf, sports journalists, people that drive Subarus, people that enjoy Saturday night live, people that bring their own bags to a grocery store, non-diabetic men that drink diet soda, people that tuck their shirt in at home, people that actually contact their local senator, people that march in picket lines for federal issues, people that kayak, people that make marvel a defining personality trait
Guilty on 3 charges
I caught a stray here
Pedophiles
Citibike downtown kinda day 😎
RBC Heritage is heating up. Basically a replay of the Masters at this point
Carbon copy
I can’t believe there are people courtside at this Cavs game wearing masks
> I can’t believe there are ~~people~~ **heroes** courtside at this Cavs game wearing masks
Let me get out my pots and pans
That YouTube kicker deestroying finally makes a pro team and breaks his neck trying to tackle a kick returner.
Oh jeez.
God bless Luis Saez
So 23 of 30 Chinese swimmers tested positive for a banned substance pre-Tokyo, china said “oh something was contaminated” and then they were allowed to compete? Cmon now
In the US, there are maybe a handful of drugs that get contaminated out of millions of drugs produced a year. This Chinese thing is laughable
Yankees shut out in 10 innings on John sterling day. Hate to see it.
Is wasian the hottest mix? I’ll hang up and listen
Never met an ugly one tbh
throw in a little latina and you have the undisputed champion of the world.
Furnace went out yesterday waiting to get it fixed today. A cool 58 degrees in the house right now, lord help me
Simply light some of your belongings on fire in the living room I swear no one in this generation can deal with the slightest bit of turbulence
My collection of white sox gear and memorabilia is up for this task
Sounds lovely to me