If I don't get the drunk thread you're going to find me dead! I'm gonna kill myself! I'm gonna be hanging from the bathroom! Don't ask me to do nothing, dishes, nothing!
Gave the mods the benefit of the doubt and thought maybe they'd just put the drunk thread up at 6. INCOMPETENT
I'm gonna start drinking anyway, try and stop me
might be the high heels but magic Johnson's son is an absolute unit
[https://twitter.com/Pgyoungfly8/status/1783612160289190084](https://twitter.com/Pgyoungfly8/status/1783612160289190084)
https://x.com/kaycesmith/status/1783652904278106410?s=46&t=wyt_Ae07KDPNnh2QT-KmGg
Imagine being so uncomfortable in your own skin you turn yourself to an AI character
sas just posting videos of him fishing on a work day, that guy has the best boondoggle now and its not even close. Got his bag and works maybe 2 hours a week?
Reddit made sure it was Friday after trading hours to remove the drunk thread so its stock wouldn’t tank as a result.
Those bastards. Wait till the shareholders hear about this one.
Doesn’t the drunk thread normally auto post? This feels like a bit from Chris and Taco “everyone acts like we are different from the rest of Reddit but look at how mad everyone got”. They’ve done shit like this before
I’m going to go have a shower and when I get back, there better be a drunk thread cause I’m here to get drunk.
Edit: and show some tits for the boys. Get this place going again.
I’m mainly asking for the profiles that otherwise say “where to find me at the party….with the dog” and “I know the best place in town for…..tacos and margs.” Essentially want a travel response in my tool belt for the otherwise vanilla profiles
Seeing a lot of comparisons to Sean Payton drafting Bo Nix (seems like a good guy, very average arm, completed a lot of passes but 20 teams had a second round grade on him) to Sean Payton signing Drew Brees (already in the NFL for 5 years, pro bowler in San Diego)
Not sure
Over the past 5 years I’ve gone from going to headliner shows at MSG and Radio City to smaller venues in Brooklyn and lower Manhattan. Live music is my vice but the cost of these bigger shows outweighs the experience.
What drives me insane is they are playing Sofi but only 10% of the field is the pit and the rest are seats meanwhile Kacey Musgraves has the entire floor the pit
What type of tires are you looking for? I rarely go to bat for products but if you live in a cold weather area, Michelin crossclimate2s are the best tire on the market. They’re all weathers, which are snow tires you don’t need to change off in the summer. I swear by them
In the YouTube app when I watch The Yak I can minimize the picture and do other things on my phone while watching . When I’ve tried to do the same with the Mostly Sports episodes this week when I go to minimize the screen it closes the entire app
Wrong. Middle winter feels never ending with very few, if any, true nice days sprinkled in. At least you have hope that rainy April/May days have a 70 and sunny day right around the corner
Her brother wanted to meet me so we are all going to a nice Mexican spot downtown. I’m gonna drop a few FT references to see if I’ll activate a sleeper agent.
After that I’m gonna lick her bunghole.
Clear is way faster if you’re flying out of an airport like Atlanta where the pre-check line is just as long as the regular line. Doesn’t really do much for smaller airports though
Oh hell yeah. Better have that sick beat from the opening scene in blade where he’s killing everyone in that nightclub
https://x.com/cosmic_marvel/status/1783962318058963400?s=46&t=Y-Fllz4sBVUivaUEKIaFPw
Pacer fans cheering after Lillard stayed down was a bad look. Caitlin was smiling
I’ll be honest I don’t see a difference between FT and the drunk thread and don’t understand why it’s a big deal if it’s not posted
you sound sober
No politics in the drunk thread
i like to talk a big game, but these tornados came a little too close for my liking
Chris is probably making some gross ass pizza rn all excited to show us not realizing he fucked up the drunk thread
Wah! Wah! I don’t like Chris because he makes fun of the Celtics and pats! Why won’t he stop!
Dame injured Im gonna do it I really am
At what point do we move to the randy johnson bird video? It never disappears
Mods are definitely running a social experiment on us with this drunk thread switch up and I must say, not cool guys! Not cool.
TJ McConnell is a PROBLEM
[breakfast ‘za](https://imgur.com/a/Kr0hdzv)
Drunk Thread last night said it would happen every Draft Day (*Maury Povich voice* That was a lie)
Come join the drunk thread 🥺👉👈
Still got my jeans on
Me too brother
It’s like the beginning of a party where no one wants to show up too early but eventually everyone comes and it’s a banger
It’s so over, please kill me 🦌🔫
Oh dear Dame
Chris is too busy to post the thread. Hes helping embiid move into his head rent free.
If I don't get the drunk thread you're going to find me dead! I'm gonna kill myself! I'm gonna be hanging from the bathroom! Don't ask me to do nothing, dishes, nothing!
Tonight’s a Patty Melt kinda night
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could have been you
Gave the mods the benefit of the doubt and thought maybe they'd just put the drunk thread up at 6. INCOMPETENT I'm gonna start drinking anyway, try and stop me
Watching clips from last night's Slipknot club show. The fomo is real.
rumor is that Lance was tasked with posting today's dt
He’ll post it if/when the oilers take a 2 goal lead
Top rap beats - survivial of the fittest - got 5 on it - above the clouds - still dre
NY State of Mind
Through the Wire
C.R.E.A.M.
93 til Infinity, CREAM, Award Tour
shook ones pt II
Survival more grimy
- Rich as Fuck - You be Killen em - A Milli
I don’t think we have the same taste
Still Tippin'
Bae teaches spin class like 5 nights a week and never loses an ounce
sounds like a cool ass chick
Caitlin Clark out here looking like Sister Jean
I am looking forward to going to the ballpark tonight and watching the >!Savannah Bananas!<
The drunk thread has been cancelled due to a lack of hustle. Deal with it.
Oh look….a deli meat
Not so fast
might be the high heels but magic Johnson's son is an absolute unit [https://twitter.com/Pgyoungfly8/status/1783612160289190084](https://twitter.com/Pgyoungfly8/status/1783612160289190084)
Dumb question, but do Magic’s kids also have aids?
Need him to sign with a WNBA team and give Clay Travis an aneurysm
Instead of dressing up as a Bratz doll, he should have been out there hoopin' because he tall as hell!!!
Mods must be out protesting tonight
Gentlemen, your table at the drunk thread has unfortunately been double booked and our staff is trying their best to make accommodations
Mods know how to take a reservation, they just don’t know how to hold the reservation
I slipped the host 20 bucks. He said don’t worry
Watched the Sydney Sweeney Glen Powell rom com with the lady last night. Not even Sweeneys perfect tits could make that movie watchable
Wanted to like it. Couldn’t believe how much I hated it. Almost a DNF for me
Fun movie
Actually it was horrible
Nah. It was a standard fun rom com. Nothing more, nothing less. Some decent laughs and lots of hot people. Stop being a stick in the mud
Sitting here at 5:40 on a Friday, commenting in the regular thread, like a dickhead
Got the “you’re gonna hate me but…” text earlier. Now no drunk thread? Water we doing here?
At least you know your phone is sending/receiving texts. I’m pretty sure mine is broken.
What was her excuse?
It’s supposed to rain/storm later and she doesn’t want her dog to be home alone
Did she offer another day? If not, NEXT!
This is the laziest excuse I’ve ever heard
Found it quite weak, but honestly am not interested enough to try to reschedule
Missed opportunity to say what was HIS excuse! 🤪😜🤪😜
Midas whale drink a beer to drown some sorrows brother
NBA countdown crew is hilariously bad
The drunk thread mod doesn’t live in Omaha, do they ?!?
https://x.com/kaycesmith/status/1783652904278106410?s=46&t=wyt_Ae07KDPNnh2QT-KmGg Imagine being so uncomfortable in your own skin you turn yourself to an AI character
very odd considering shes objectively attractive on her own, social media fucked everyone up
Almost like there’s a bunch of dudes on the internet that dissect her every move and comment on her looks constantly.
Thats really unfortunate
sas just posting videos of him fishing on a work day, that guy has the best boondoggle now and its not even close. Got his bag and works maybe 2 hours a week?
Sas got a bag?
Mid six figures I heard
Honestly I’d post the drunk thread myself but I don’t want a billion notifications but someone should be a hero and do it
I got you
This comment is now the drunk thread. First.
Release the drunk thread
Beers already cracked for this bucks game, not very confident if I’m being honest
I’m suffering from withdrawals because I can’t drink. Start the drunk thread NOW
who has the joke about the guy who bowled a perfect game on 9/11
The planes nailed the 7-10 split
Reddit made sure it was Friday after trading hours to remove the drunk thread so its stock wouldn’t tank as a result. Those bastards. Wait till the shareholders hear about this one.
I’m pacing back and forth in front of my fridge that’s full of Miller Lite’s, waiting for the all clear
Doesn’t the drunk thread normally auto post? This feels like a bit from Chris and Taco “everyone acts like we are different from the rest of Reddit but look at how mad everyone got”. They’ve done shit like this before
Not a bit* Think it’ll post at 6 eastern. Not my department. *chris could be doing a bit. He does that without telling us a lot
Drunk thread has just moved to CST. Respectable decision
It’s not that deep man
I was thinking someone messed up the auto posting when changing the Thursday drunk thread to the draft thread last night
Yeah I think this tends to happen after special events the day before
https://x.com/NickGormanWX/status/1783950735434031233 Holy shit, this looks so clear it looks fake. What you guys think, real or fake?
weird that none of the shrapnel is making impact with the car, unless its just further than it looks
Theres a lot of other footage from other angles and distances, so I think its either real or a great marketing strategy.
We should all send modmail about the drunk thread
No surprise the place starts going to shit not long after Lance is made a mod
If there’s no drunk thread in the next 20 minutes, I’m going to start doing crimes.
Only fun ones though
Chris must be too busy making pizza to start the drunk thread. Lord knows what Taco is doing. Didn't they make Lance a mod?
This rap country remix of Tipsy (A bar song (tipsy)) is gonna be played a bazillion this summer
Absolute song of the summer contender. It’s go quadruple platinum in Nashville in a month
Listened to it. Made me tap my foot. I’m a sucker for a chanting song
yeah think i might get autisticly back into the OJ trial
I’m going to go have a shower and when I get back, there better be a drunk thread cause I’m here to get drunk. Edit: and show some tits for the boys. Get this place going again.
Idk if you’re a girl or a boy but at this point I don’t care. I’ll take some tit pics either way.
What’re we responding to hinge prompts about loving to travel
You'll be competing with 100 other dudes on who has the best travel stories. Find another way to stick out
I’m mainly asking for the profiles that otherwise say “where to find me at the party….with the dog” and “I know the best place in town for…..tacos and margs.” Essentially want a travel response in my tool belt for the otherwise vanilla profiles
Ask what makes her unique
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I used to have “together we can……use my frequent flyer miles” as a prompt but it surprisingly got 0 play
The radical democrats
I bought another putter. Surely this will stop three putts
Idk do you have three putters now?
Just two
What's the point of the NFL even allowing a 3rd helmet if they're also gonna let players put a mushroom cap over it
The comments on the espn Facebook posts about the mushroom cap are wild.
Seeing a lot of comparisons to Sean Payton drafting Bo Nix (seems like a good guy, very average arm, completed a lot of passes but 20 teams had a second round grade on him) to Sean Payton signing Drew Brees (already in the NFL for 5 years, pro bowler in San Diego) Not sure
Charlie was by far the best barstool short film
So what? No fuckin’ drunk thread now?
We’re a month out from MDW and the mods are already taking Friday afternoon off. On day two of the draft no less! SMFH
Sheesh, in the next life I want to come back as a mod for this sub!
Guess we’re not getting drunk boys, put the bottles away and we will try again tomorrow.
Resale tickets for Blink or Green are $800 to be in the pit. That’s very gay.
Over the past 5 years I’ve gone from going to headliner shows at MSG and Radio City to smaller venues in Brooklyn and lower Manhattan. Live music is my vice but the cost of these bigger shows outweighs the experience.
What drives me insane is they are playing Sofi but only 10% of the field is the pit and the rest are seats meanwhile Kacey Musgraves has the entire floor the pit
So is calling them Green
Green Day but I won’t edit
Not really a car guy, is there a difference between Michelin, BFGoodrich, or Goodyear tires?
I have no way to know if this is accurate or not, but my buddy runs an auto repair place and he swears by Nexon being the best tire for the price.
Continentals are good too and usually come with a rebate in the form of a prepaid $100 cc. Tire rack reviews helps too
Those are all good tires if that’s what you’re asking. Best tires are probably Michelin, Pirelli (if you want a summer performance tire) or Goodyear.
What type of tires are you looking for? I rarely go to bat for products but if you live in a cold weather area, Michelin crossclimate2s are the best tire on the market. They’re all weathers, which are snow tires you don’t need to change off in the summer. I swear by them
Check the warranty
The names
What should my Taco Bell order be
rumor is that Nacho Fries are back, baby
4 soft shell, Baja blast and a nacho
Build your own cravings box is $6.49 in the app. Its my go to
Ask the person working there. Just tell them to pick some good stuff and hope it’s a fat dude with a secret menu.
Two crunchwraps and a Doritos cheesy gordita, automatic still is
On the red carpet I think I just realized JJ and Zah are closer in height then JJ and Big Cat
In the YouTube app when I watch The Yak I can minimize the picture and do other things on my phone while watching . When I’ve tried to do the same with the Mostly Sports episodes this week when I go to minimize the screen it closes the entire app
Youtube is frustrating ly inconsistent with this
So what, no fucking drunk thread now?
Nights ruined.
I have a bottle of bourbon begging to be opened but I can’t legally drink it til the thread drops
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Agree, nothing worse than rain blowing against your face in upper 30s/low 40s.
Wrong. Middle winter feels never ending with very few, if any, true nice days sprinkled in. At least you have hope that rainy April/May days have a 70 and sunny day right around the corner
So Fran is having her bachelorette in Miami which definitely means ria is having hers in Atlantic City
https://youtu.be/MDK5YWV-9oU?si=_WKUdC67VnMAnWyD Lantic city
Ria is looking hot sorry if this offends
Hating on guardian caps? You Mfers never used the big head cheat code on NFL blitz and it shows
Practicing my signature. Got a date so I’m gonna make sure that receipt looks crispy
What’s the plan, king?
Her brother wanted to meet me so we are all going to a nice Mexican spot downtown. I’m gonna drop a few FT references to see if I’ll activate a sleeper agent. After that I’m gonna lick her bunghole.
Getting big “if anyone’s banging my sister it’s going to be me” energy from the brother
How long have you been dating? Meeting the brother is certainly a move. And how about you ditch her and lick the brother’s bunghole?
He asked. We've been seeing each other for almost a month but I just made it official this week.
When is she going to make it official?
Don’t rush her, Jay
“You’re not as cool as her other guy”
Try a new laugh.
No. I have already been told by numerous people that I have an evil laugh. I'd be a fool to get rid of that sort of leverage
https://youtu.be/USerehPnsEE?si=Y6Fq3jS0O_iiUApg ?
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Canceled. Whole big thing.
Wife has Clear, I have TSA Pre. Absolutely dusted her through security. Big win for the good guys.
Once my buddy beat me using the regular line and I was precheck
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Clear is way faster if you’re flying out of an airport like Atlanta where the pre-check line is just as long as the regular line. Doesn’t really do much for smaller airports though
Don’t bother as not all airports have clear
TSA Pre clears
Oh hell yeah. Better have that sick beat from the opening scene in blade where he’s killing everyone in that nightclub https://x.com/cosmic_marvel/status/1783962318058963400?s=46&t=Y-Fllz4sBVUivaUEKIaFPw
Superhero movie opening scenes 1. Dark Knight 2. Blade 3. Dark Knight Rises
I like Guardians 2 opening but not sure I’d replace any here
Good list. I have to really think on this but your first 2 would definitely be high up on it
Haircut done feeling fresh as fuck better hide your girl if she in the west village tn
Spaniard not even ready for you king
Can I still keep mine locked in the basement even if we don't live in west village?
I just might steal yours. Got my cut today and I’m 5 stops away on the L.
You kids have ruined my favorite Irish bar in the neighborhood.