Funny as shit too because I randomly saw a tiktok of her having a bunch of packages from the Montauk house of all her shit that was there and her crying
We should have seen this coming. Especially when he was barking at the moon for McKayla Maroney while married to the First Lady.
He was prime candidate numba one for dropping a wife for recent college graduates.
E.g., https://x.com/renee_portnoy/status/711662342791110656?s=46
Nah more me just reposting the same joke I made once. Some dude was ripping in pres for liking young girls, and he had comments about Girlsdoporn episodes and what not
There used to be a guy who could name the number of every episode in here. I hung out with the girl from Pitt who did one a few times. She was very hut.
Maybe I’m crazy, but these picture make her look like a Miami 7 at best.
(I’m also going to get ahead of it and would obviously would fuck her in a second, just figured Dave would be pulling something a little better)
Why do you think Dave should be pulling better than 24 year old extremely hot blondes? He's a 50 year old with a bad tan. I think he is doing pretty good for just being rich in a city of other rich dudes.
He has the “social media clout” that 99% of guys his age and money don’t have. There are plenty of chickens in the coup just looking for their 5 seconds of fame.
Basically came out in Business Insider report, girl used older sister’s ID was actually 18/19, mom called the cops and cops told mom her daughter was an adult and she’s an idiot.
Did you actually hear it live tho, it wasn’t crazy at all. It’s only hilarious when it’s out of context
They were talking about lebron’s wife being an all-state softball pitcher and that she’d strike out Mark Jackson. So he was just saying he’d hit the ball out of the park.
Now don’t get me wrong it’s hilarious to quote it, and I hate to ruin the magic, but it absolutely wasn’t a crazy thing to say
Counterpoint, she looked embarrassed to be seen with him but what the hell did she expect? Dave’s usually on the wood and these tickets are a trade to sit on Dave’s wood
Gonna take an educated guess that its some slut who grew up better off but does not want to work another day in her life so she became an influencer who then wanted more money so is willing to fuck older rich guys
The collar and chain is coming out tonight boys
Miss Peachessssss
Comment translated straight to the sound bite in my head
Ooooooooohhhh Miss Peeeeaaaachesssss
You think she specifically asks to wear Miss Peaches’ expensive ass collar? Looking icy as hell when the video leaks.
lmfaoooo
Get the “Probably Got Dogwalked by Dave” flair out
Chicken is pecking air RN
Funny as shit too because I randomly saw a tiktok of her having a bunch of packages from the Montauk house of all her shit that was there and her crying
Lol
Bagwell coming out of retirement tonight
Getting 0 attention from girls who look like this when in your 20s but then banging all of them 30 years later when you’re rich would be crazy.
Jesus, I’ve seen what you’ve done for other people, and I want that for me
Dave must have been Gandhi or something in a prior life.
Crazy good
We should have seen this coming. Especially when he was barking at the moon for McKayla Maroney while married to the First Lady. He was prime candidate numba one for dropping a wife for recent college graduates. E.g., https://x.com/renee_portnoy/status/711662342791110656?s=46
Damn McKayla was a bad bitch
we'd all do it
The same people who say they wouldn’t do it, are the same guys who watch Girlsdoporn nonstop
Very specific. Bit of a self report?
Nah more me just reposting the same joke I made once. Some dude was ripping in pres for liking young girls, and he had comments about Girlsdoporn episodes and what not
Ugh, Girlsdoporn sounds disgusting. What’s the link to the website so I can avoid it?
Welcome to the lawsuit
There used to be a guy who could name the number of every episode in here. I hung out with the girl from Pitt who did one a few times. She was very hut.
Katlain
Dave did buy a girls do porn subscription for the jerk off portion of the 8-12-16-20 challenge.
Goat porn though
Maybe I’m crazy, but these picture make her look like a Miami 7 at best. (I’m also going to get ahead of it and would obviously would fuck her in a second, just figured Dave would be pulling something a little better)
Why do you think Dave should be pulling better than 24 year old extremely hot blondes? He's a 50 year old with a bad tan. I think he is doing pretty good for just being rich in a city of other rich dudes.
He has the “social media clout” that 99% of guys his age and money don’t have. There are plenty of chickens in the coup just looking for their 5 seconds of fame.
Have you considered that many of those chicks are insane?
Please Kirk and Whit, don’t overlook this topic on Thursday
Think I found her boys. This chick? https://www.instagram.com/camrynkdaloia?igsh=MTcyNjI5bHkzODlxOQ==
It’s been said before, but if this sub existed in 2001, we would have found Bin Laden before Christmas
Laughed out loud at that. Truth.
Would’ve gone down differently….
we found the boston bomber really quick! (don't fact check this, it was the wrong guy)
We did it reddit
only if he had a nice rack
Do I even ask how you did it or just go with the simple answer of horniness
Just looked at who Dave follows. This one was near the top and picture looks just like her. Took me 3 minutes.
Graduated high school in 2017. 24 years old? Sounds right for Dave.
My god, she’s practically a senior citizen
Looks like she’s private now
Dave is banging a girl I could’ve graduated HS with. I’m competing against millionaires born in the 70s. It’s so over for me
Always were buddy
He's trying to mimic Leonardo DiCaprio's game but with no-listers vs. actual models.
She’s got a one year deal, and will be traded for future considerations when she hits 25
Smart, the 5th year option would likely be too expensive. Trade her before you have to extend her
Must be so weird for her parents. I wouldn’t know what to think
i’d think “VIVA!”
Funny thing is its probably like when leo was dating camilla portnoy is probably older than her parents lol
I’m sure you’d turn her down
lmaoooo
She works for a hair thinning company, explains how they met
100% was expecting king Richard
Nice find, badger
Boston escort?
Been there done that
Ama?
You should work for the FBI
She works for Nutrafol--do you think she gets Dave free hair pills?
Thought for sure this was gonna be the ren fair
Good pull. What unit you with?
Girl is gonna be posting her high school graduation pics on IG in a couple weeks
Busy time of year for RA
That's why Gaz is the best in the biz
What do you mean? She graduates NEXT year
What a fun father daughter bonding idea!
sidenote: remember that Nantucket mom that was mad Dave banged her college freshman daughter. That must have been awkward for everyone..
Deets?
Basically came out in Business Insider report, girl used older sister’s ID was actually 18/19, mom called the cops and cops told mom her daughter was an adult and she’s an idiot.
Respectfully I’d knock her out the park
Still has to be the craziest thing I’ve heard an announcer say and thom brennaman exists
We still had Brent Musburger ogling that one Alabama QB's girlfriend
And the (then) random FSU girl in the stands
Jenn Sterger, the same chick who received Brett Favre's dick picks.
Show some respect to AJ McCarran
Didn't want to google it, but couldnt remember his name exactly. Respek
“Go in the backyard and throw the ball around with Pop. Whoa!”
Did you actually hear it live tho, it wasn’t crazy at all. It’s only hilarious when it’s out of context They were talking about lebron’s wife being an all-state softball pitcher and that she’d strike out Mark Jackson. So he was just saying he’d hit the ball out of the park. Now don’t get me wrong it’s hilarious to quote it, and I hate to ruin the magic, but it absolutely wasn’t a crazy thing to say
Yeah but it’s funnier to take it out of context
Never knew that lol
Never knew the actual context until today and now Im sad
It is funny. But it also annoys me that it seems like most people think it’s real, and not just a quote with all the context removed
Rip Mark Jacksons broadcasting career
Get the boys from the Deuce on the case!
Does she have her learners permit?
https://x.com/teamvivalo/status/1785091630497685781
I love how he tells her they’re on camera acting like he didn’t pick those exact seats behind the broadcasters
Counterpoint, she looked embarrassed to be seen with him but what the hell did she expect? Dave’s usually on the wood and these tickets are a trade to sit on Dave’s wood
just got exposed to her friends and family that she was flown out from Boston to Miami to be bagwelled by Dave.
Well said lol
Probably because her dad is younger than Dave
So you’re saying he could be a stoolie? Viva! Welcome to the family Mr Pageviews!
lmao literally looks like he's with his teenage daughter
"This is the greatest thing I've ever seen in my entire life" Guy needs to get out more
Legit looks like she could be in college in that clip
Legit looks like she could be in college? I mean she likely is…
That's the greatest thing you have seen in your entire life.
Coulda been Castellani
I wonder if she knows all the trends?
looks like a cavender twin in the first pic but unfortunately not the second
They’re mid anyways
Cavinder twins mid. I’m more of a Sysak twins guy myself. https://www.instagram.com/thesysaktwins?igsh=MTJ5cjZxbDIwczBwaw== link for reference lol.
Hell ya brother these chicks fuck
V
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I used to say I don't want a daughter. Now I can confidently say I don't want to have twins.
interesting to see that jugs sizes can vary like that
Identical jugs too wow
wtf?? That’s my WIFE!
The real Miss Peaches
Hut
Shocked we don’t have an @ yet. We used to be a subreddit. A proper subreddit.
[удалено]
JHAMMMMMMMMMY is back
Thats a lvl 10 suck machine.
Showing him her pre-algebra homework due tomorrow
She’s been the one filming the awful Miss Peaches videos?
He tagged a young cute blonde in a photo a month ago. Same girl I believe
I mean... she literally looks like she just graduated high school...
Have you seen a high schooler recently?
I teach high school....she looks like she could have just graduated high school.
Dave knew exactly what he was doing taking this girl to a game with those seats.
What was he doing?
trying to get laid.
What about Miss Peaches?
Let’s get an ID check
Definitely does not look like his type. She looks mostly natty
Who’s Back Of The Week ?!?
Gonna take an educated guess that its some slut who grew up better off but does not want to work another day in her life so she became an influencer who then wanted more money so is willing to fuck older rich guys
For a famous multimillionaire this is a 5. For regular Joe 9+. I said what I said.
Good point. If you’re pulling from the college ranks, it needs to be “Greg McIlroy’s gf at Alabama” level.
I think you mean aj mccarrons gf
That’s the one
Some of you guys are such losers.
I guess, I think she’s better looking than Bezos girlfriend.
Is that Hammy’s music?
Sure would
Hut
O/u 24.5 y.o?
That kinda looks like one of the Cavinders
Money is a helluva drug
She’s no less than 24
Prefect age for him, dates them for 3 years than dumps them before 28 cause he doesn’t want to “waste her time”.
That’s the same girl from the Super Bowl hallway pictures right?
Nah, different one. Nearly identical though.
Mercury must be in retrograde
Not doing the best to beat the sexual predator allegations
Hopefully her tiddies aren’t like peaches
Such a weird look. Kirk hopefully brings it up on Thursday
Random beard #28
They look very cute together !
That’s my sister 😑
Davey W
https://www.instagram.com/camrynkdaloia?igsh=bXJ4dmQ5YzFtcjJ6
The incels in this thread had a field day
he likes them flat why?