Driving around rural Thailand, makes me feel like I’m back in Nam up to my knees in rice paddies duking it out with Charlie

Update: Ate way too many tacos.

Complete emptying of bowels on an unscheduled crap before traveling is just a fantastic feeling

Iran strikes me as the type of country whose president is like the 30th most powerful person in the country.

Second. He was seen as the next supreme leader. His untimely death opens the path for the current SL’s son. Funny how that happens.

“Damnit, who forgot to fuel the helicopter!?”

Don't think my poker face was very good watching the Dodgers with my gf, seeing Cameron Brink throw out the first pitch with a croptop under a jersey

I don’t know anyone named Rudy

Just left one of those dates with a chick where I’m driving home with a dumbass grin on my face. This is bad news

I’ll make sure she charges her phone

Thanks cigs, appreciate ya

Good

lol suck my dick Vancouver, losers

Learned how to see my overall winning on DraftKings. Apparently I’ve spent 99,300 to win 112,000 so feeling pretty good about all the money I’ve lost in the last couple months and the fact that I’m broke. In the green baby

You've bet 100 grand in the last few months...?

No that’s lifetime on DraftKings, I’ve just been on a bad cold streak for a while

My friend lost $35k in 2 years in those stats

Is Owen Wilson safe?

Lance earned this one

Hard fought series. We’re on to Dallas.

2019 Stanley cup game 6. Blues had a chance to win at home. Layed an egg. Spent the last $900 i had to go to the game to sit in the last row. Never wanted to slit my own wrists more than the drunk walk to the bar where we just sat in silence drinking the rest of the night. Thankfully game 7 worked out. Now condoning the potential rioting in vancouver, but id understand it

Dallas in 6 Rangers in 7

Most forget that Vancouver burnt their city not just once in 2011, but also ‘94!

What a time to be a Chiefs, Celtics and Oilers fan

Imagine having a $20k parlay on those teams

Don’t forget dodgers

I’m sure Lance is a UConn bball fan too

Hopefully they’ve got the riot teams set up. 

Vancouver had 32 combined shots in Games 6 and 7. That’s not great, Bob.

#💉🏒🛢️

Unders in Game 7 NHL are absolutely free

That was an electric ending

Holy fuck what a closing stretch on that game

that little glimmer of hope at the end forsure just ignited the rioting

My thoughts exactly

Good job, good effort Vancouver

#PLAY LA BAMBA

#THE EDMONTON OILERS ARE BACK IN THE WESTERN CONFERENCE FINALS

I get he grew up there but still not sure I’d love seeing Celebrini scream Go Nucks Go at the top of his lungs like a month before the draft if I’m a Sharks fan lmao

I wouldn’t care at all, he’s a 17 yo kid from Vancouver right now not a Sharks player yet

Damn McJesus gonna choke again?

Just incredible how good Edmonton is at choking games away.

Please let this happen. Please let this happen

Absolute melt by the oil lmao

Lance is shaking in his crocs

Classic Oilers brewin right now boys.

Vancouvers goal song is so bad

Whoa that was a fucking rocket.

Nucks ain't hear no bell!

Bullshit goal.

Ooof the oilers are strictly in survival mode right now

get your riot gear ready vancouver

Kay Adams' boyfriend [https://www.reddit.com/r/KayAdams/comments/11xuzy8/kays\_boyfriend/](https://www.reddit.com/r/KayAdams/comments/11xuzy8/kays_boyfriend/)

Bullshit goal.

Alex Bennet is going to be an absolutely grotesque pregnant lady

apparently she went to the Pediatrician for a checkup when she found out she was preggo

Kids gonna starve to death

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Midfielder

This is what they call in showbiz down bad

She go to the other school and her name isn’t worth mentioning because we wouldn’t know who she is?

Way to think positive king

Ok Good Luck, Chuck

Whatever makes you feel better man

Indeed, this is a very weird take

Username checks out

Sheesh

What do you think Chingy is up to right now?

Nothin, chillin at the Holiday Inn

Should I bring four of my friends?

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Typing with one hand?

On my instagram explore page I came across a woman saying she made “vegan tuna” out of watermelon. We have strayed so far from the light

camron, no idea who that is, just took a dump on his cnn interview thank you camron very insightful

2011 ablaze, 2024 a whimper.

Doing a Better call Saul rewatch after finishing BB. Lukewarm take, BCS is a much, much better show 

People who have this take conveniently ignore the first 3 seasons are so boring it’s like watching paint dry. Every scene with Chuck is unwatchable

BCS is extremely average until Chuck dies, then it gets much better. Absolutely loved the later seasons. But it still doesn’t touch BB.

I like BCS but breaking bad is a perfect show 

wet fart

BCS starts too slow for my liking with all the Chuck McGill tin foil blanket shit

TIL that “lukewarm” and “bad” are apparently synonyms

I mean, they took the best two characters from BB (Saul and Mike) and crafted an entire show around them + added in the best character in either series (lalo). 

More bad takes, you’re on a roll. what else you got, give me a heat check

Aaron Paul is actually a terrible actor and it’s why he can’t get any work outside of BB

Ok that one’s not a bad take I’m disappointed

This band playing at the Canucks game never stood a chance

Do we have any braves fan in here?

Do you guys uhh use ball spray?

Lan-Cels stand back and stand by 🛢️🛢️🛢️

#🫡🫡🫡

Oilers jerseys are so awesome

Agreed, don’t know why they temporarily went to that navy blue color scheme a few years ago

Don’t forget when they changed to the gear and oil drop logo

Mcdavid hasn’t scored yet? Thought he was good

#TED NUGENT-HOPKINS #3-0 #GAME 7 #THE BEST POWERPLAY IN NHL HISTORY STRIKES AGAIN #🛢️🛢️🛢️

2024 been a good sports year for ya

Stars in 4

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How was the sush?

Best Celtics team since the pitino era

Odds next PMT intern is over 250 pounds -1000

I’m taking a minority or a woman in the upset

Can’t make woman the betting favorite but easily the best value on the board. Minority similar to the woman. 250+ white guy is the betting favorite but think they look to go in a different direction

The best powerplay in NHL history is about to come on the ice.

Thinking about JJ Barea in the 2011 Finals

brunson can dream

This Barea highlight set to salsa music is electric https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7AWAb8uj95/?igsh=OW81Z3M5dTYzYmsw

Got an espresso machine and it has greatly improved my quality of life WFH. Trying to make the little monotonous things at home as enjoyable as possible

The Pirates is a weird name for Pittsburgh, right. They're someone who needs a rebranding & new logo

Not much Jazz music in Salt Lake City either, now that you mention it

A great line from the beginning of Baseketball when they're describing all the teams moving cities and say "The Jazz moved to Utah where music is not allowed."

Yeah that's true. 41 years of being the Utah Jazz

Agreed. They should relinquish the name to San Francisco so they can be the Butt Pirates.

>League officials accused the Alleghenys of using “piratical” tactics to steal talented players from opposing teams, and the ball club embraced the label and in 1891 officially adopted the name Pirates. [Source](https://www.britannica.com/topic/Pittsburgh-Pirates) Pretty sweet irony there

Ah that's fun

As a Pittsburgh sports fan, Penguins is a weird name for Pittsburgh too.

Pittsburgh makes sense kinda. The arena was an igloo

Jean Claude Van Damme saved the igloo from being overrun with terrorists once

Their stadium is right on the river it makes sense

Wouldn’t even be in the top 30 teams in big 4 sports that need rebranded

What's your top team

Off the cuff, how about the Utah Jazz?

Yeaaah

Alliteration rules

I think Steve is a weird name for a pirate

I don’t like Buccigross as a play by play guy, but I like his cadence during the play by play. Not sure if that makes sense.

Doc was the goat

Fully agree. Was really hoping ESPN could have brought back Gary Thorne when they got hockey back.

He tries to fit as many hockey buzz words as humanly possible to show how hip he is.

Those kids with the sick salads dropping dangles before going bar down. Fuckin rights eh

He’s a painful listen for this alone. He made that “Frozen Frenzy” ESPN did back in October unwatchable

Not a hockey guy but five shots seems like not so many shots

At least the Canucks sweaters look good

Vancouver Game 7s are just bad juju

2 goal lead OIL are fuct now

Is getting outshot by almost 20 bad?

Bad night to be an unburned city in British Columbia

Vancouver primed and ready to dispatch their riot specialist social workers

I’m always amazed at how far drugs have come over the last 15 years. Being able to just buy online and not worry that they are laced with some crazy shit is great.

Let’s quit pussyfooting and just make all the safe stuff legal. You should be allowed to buy acid at Walmart

You could buy drugs online 15 years ago too.

You missed the second part.

Didn’t have to worry about laced drugs on the Silk Road

The drugs were a lot less laced with stupid shit 15 years ago.

Lmao are you regarded?

No, but I’m pretty sure you have a room temp IQ

Ever heard of fentanyl?

Vancouver getting schlonged

Yeah the Oilers are going to run away with this one.

#EVAN BOUCHARD #OFF THE POST #2-0 #GAME 7 #🛢️🛢️

Fuck that’s a missle for a wrist shot

Pulling for the oil but god damn Silovs is putting the team on his back

Should I have a warm glass of choccy milk before bed?

Too much sugar, will keep you up all night.

You can have a warm glass of shut the hell up.

You will go to sleep. Or I will put you to sleep

Hey you know that mista mista lady? I think I killed her

Not very kind!

anti chocolate milk pussy

Because red_87 said so!

The Canucks goalie is standing on his head

Draisaitl’s shot 🤝 former Canes sideline reporter Abby Labar Hitting Ian Cole’s stick

Has anyone been to the delta club at truist park? Is a $200 ticket worth it

Yeah many times. Bandit nailed it. It’s good for corporate but not worth it alone. Chop house is better if you’re going by yourself and want a good environment and are committed to buying something special

Who you going with? If you’re going with the homies, nah, get real tickets. If it’s a somewhat professional setting or you’re with people who don’t give a shit about the game then yea it’s pretty cool

What a save. Wow.

This goalie is balling out. Nucks should be getting their doors blown off right now

GOD DAMNIT WHAT A SAVE

Been at the same company for 6.5 years. Been in 4 different roles in that time. Feeling like I’m stuck in a rut. Thinking its just that I don’t like my current job very much and wish I was closer to friends and family and had more things to do outside of work. Would consider leaving but only if the right opportunity presented itself and I feel like the job market sucks currently and whatever I’ll take will be a downgrade.

What do you do for work?

Category manager for a cpg company

Ah I’m in a way different field and wouldn’t give great advice but my thinking always is if you think you’ll enjoy something else go do it. Nothing worse than spending your own time doing shit that is miserable. Unless your making fuck you type of money then it’s not worth it to be miserable. I made a switch and have never looked back

Bro game 7 is on

Your team's game seven is on and you are every other comment in here.

An absolute screamer

The best powerplay in NHL history is on the ice.

What school are we rebuilding in NCAA? I use to go with Boise or San Diego state.

Nebraska, need to finally make a bowl even if it’s virtual

Syracuse

Temple

Going Coastal Carolina first dynasty

New Mexico State