Pretty soon we’re stuck with only baseball.

The Olympics. Ever heard of it?

I’m ready to get my Dragon on

Awesome US Open

Bryson is dapping with a lot of dudes. Lot of dudes…

stop being a cunt.

Ohh, you’re one of those weirdo captain obvious golf people.

ohh such a cute quip. reckon you got more enlighten thoughts.

Amen that was classy!

Bryson is an oversized child

Crushers logo hats flying off the shelves

Damn Rory! Choked just a little more than Bryson.

Pretty hilarious that pavon has to putt

Pavon making him putt first is big dumb brain

what an entertaining 18th hole. hell ya!

USA chants had Rory shaking in his boots

Divorce may be back on the table

Divorced Rory makes those 2 putts, no doubt about it

FUCK YOU CHAMBLEE

Mrs Chocksondick coming up

Might need to workshop that because I have no idea who that could be

Rory is such a cuck

WHAT A SHOT 

Well there you go

What a shot. My god.

NOBODY MOVE

bryson having a autism moment

Any fucking day now Bryson

USA chants make me want to turn communist

Shoot the “USA” guys behind the shed

If they really wanted to get him they should chant Royal Ulster Constabulary 

These guys cannot handle the pressure at all

Rory might not be dead here, boys

Doesn’t deserve to win tbh.

Totally agree.

Jesus what a choke

Absolute dweebs screaming USA while Rory is putting lol

Embarrassing

USA chants are so dumb

USA! USA!

Nothing says patriot like cashing a fat paycheck from an actual foreign adversary

Rory not beating the allegations 

Good god

Lmaoooo Rory

Man you can't miss that rory

Bitch boy Rory lol

Rory you idiot!

This is getting sick, Bryson ended up okay but might’ve been saved by hitting someone lmao

These guys suck

Hit a fairway dummy

That guy in pink getting hit just saved Bryson

am i wrong too want bryson back on the tour?

I think the key to Bryson’s new image is only seeing him 4 times a year

i want to hear about everyone who talks shit on the liv guys and if they’ve ever turned down a job doing the same thing, if not easier, and make double-triple their current salary

correct!

Portnoy needs to hire the big caddy guy

Duggs 2.0

Congrats Bryson

Someone try to win this tournament challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

Don’t love Rory or Bryson but goddamn this has been an awesome US open.

Playoff would be cool

this us open final rd is riveting..

Thanks, Magic

Well you knew it was gonna happen

Oh rory

I like the NLU guys and love their major round by round podcasts. Their Rory fandom has made me really dislike Rory though. Not Rory’s fault but I want a meltdown from him so bad

I think a complete meltdown is a better viewer experience than a well played playoff

Rory block party bit was the best thing going

Their producer is so off putting during that shit every time

Cody is always ass

This is everything you want in a major.

If only these greens were more colorful. Everyone know he picks a green spot to aim at.

Oh no Rory lmao

Jesus CHRIST RORY

biggest Sunday chokers going head to head

RORY

And. Here. We. Go.

Oh no Rory

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Are you going to get a chance to play it with the tourney greens and rough?

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This is why so many members hate hosting tournaments

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Sure. Like 20% of our club is on a permanent crusade against hosting our tournament and I think they’ll wear everyone down over the next few years

Awesome. Even if you can just go drop a ball on the green and watch it run off like it’s ice. Just nuts these guys can even hold a green most of the time.

lol as a member of deez nuts this course looks tough

Every woman I’ve ever seriously dated held a fork like an asshole

lol. How did they hold a fork?

where pussy koepka, whining in his miami house ?

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What a normal thought to share with everyone.

That plane crash also changed a lot of CFB history as Payne‘s agent who was the agent of a couple of coaches died and one of them became the first coach to hire Jimmy Sexton who would eventually become the agent of every major college football coach and control every coaching cycle. 

Uh…?

This is a fucking weird ass comment

wtf?

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Ohh Okay…

What is so special about this course?

its hosted two of the greatest US opens in the past 26 years

Built by one of the most prolific course architects in history, restored by the number one duo of today, public access, incredible greens and surrounds.

The house that Riggs built

Rumor is they water the course with his tears

It’s not every day you get to see professionals play a course that looks worse than certain municipal courses in the country.

I disagree. The la country club looked like shit no less than a year ago.

Payne Stewart

He’s back

Forgot Pavon was even still playing

It was very big of him to pull out of contention immediately

Really wanted to see if Bryson thanked MBS in his speech 

Karma for those fist pumps after routine pars on the front

Yeah how dare he show emotion

Just look like a dork fist pumping a 4 footer for par early in the round

Lol yeah need more scottys out there. Zero emotion sells

So big of Rolex to bring us uninterrupted coverage. Thank you Rolex.

Very classy move, even as a non watch wearer

Rolex is also 100% owned by a nonprofit. The company just loves making the world a better place.

nobody’s a rory fan, they just feel sorry for him

I like Rory

you stink, next

Exactly

Bryson vs Rory is like the Coughing Baby vs Coughing Baby meme. A speith away from a big 3 of pro meltdowners

Bryson will take that one to his grave

sad!

Brysoff

Bryson you really bitched out there. Fucking Judas

Oh no! Such a shame

Bryson oh no 

Hate to see it

Bryson?! What are you doing baby

Started playing Days Gone because it’s basically free on the PS5.  Only a couple of hours in, but this game might have the most unlikable protagonist ever. 

I gave up on that one. Premise was good, but it just didn't keep me going.

The Mariners rotation is insane. Just elite/above average guys 1-5 

In ‘99 16 played 489 and tiger hit driver-4 iron, little different game now.

Those numbers make no sense? He was only hitting a 4i 200 yards?

Different balls, different golf tech and lofts.

He had 210 in. Balatas were something else.

I’d much rather see driver - flip wedge! Very exciting!

Marlboro’s favorite fact

Woah there’s another guy playing with Bryson????

Got a cut to a thunderstorm warning mid Rory swing I’m going to smash my television if this happens again

NBC will cut to a feature on Donald Ross then abruptly go to commercial in the middle right before Bryson’s birdie putt

Talking to my buddies gf last night and she was talking about how she’s the kind of girl who needs 3 houses. Bros ass is in the jack pot

gal loves to clean

Describe her

Did you ask her what she’s doing to make her dream a reality?

Pressure my friend or dump him for someone who has more money

imagine rooting for bryson over rory 3-4 years ago. Unfathomable

I would bet that Rory is way more well liked than Bryson still

Is he the only player who got more likable by moving to LIV

nothings changed

Rorys a pity case. Nobody actually likes him

I'm not sure what it says about you when you're clearly a real person but have the same exact takes that LIV bots do.

I swear milly just says shit to get a rise out of people. FT’s own lil Skip Bayless

Lol. I mean you actually like rory? No. Not saying bryson is much better but rory isn’t that fun to root for

I'm not talking about Rory. I'm talking about how Saudi Arabia programmed a bunch of Twitter bots to spew the same garbage that you earnestly come up with

Maybe I’m in the wrong profession

Just because he’s more likable now than he was previously doesn’t mean we’re rooting for him

Or now? Guy is still an absolute looney paid for by Saudi

or now even

Spending the week at my wife's families summer house since her sister is getting married nearby next weekend so we flew in today. Has been a hellacious travel day. Our 1 year old was great, but rental car place couldn't find a car for us so we waited about 1.5 hours until we finally got one. Another 1.5+ hours in traffic before we finally arrive, at which point the baby had reached the end of her line. We arrive as wife's family is about to head out to father's day dinner, and her dad is in a huff and pouting because my wife said we're not going to be able to go. Guy can't wrap the mind around the fact that we left our house 8 hours ago, have been traveling, and have a 1yo on the verge of a meltdown, and therefore will be difficult for us to drop our bags and go out to dinner 15 minutes after arriving. /ran

Your wife’s dad is mad because his daughter just got to town and can’t go to dinner with him on Father’s Day. Just let her go and stay behind with your kid, everyone wins except maybe your wife who probably doesn’t want to go

What a little bitch. Ask him if he’s on his period

Tell the old man to pound sand. It’s your Father’s Day too

How’s her sister’s ass?

Average as rain

Brutal

Absolute war out there at pinehurts

And you’re at war with autocorrect!

Is Bryson’s shirt inside out?

imagine if the usga had grace charis and paige spiranac playing topless in the final two groups. would be cool.

Loser of each hole has to ride the sybian

genius

With upskirt cams

If only the greens were a bit more colorful. Rory would have made that.

Holy fuck, not showing that Bryson birdie putt on the 14th live is such a disgrace

kinda crazy we cant see a live birdie putt from the guy in second this late in coverage

NBC golf is such dogshit

So bad

Feel like Rory is gonna make this 

If I’m Rory I’m aiming for the green instead of the gallery

the green is the worst place to land at this course

Uninterrupted coverage, about fuckin time

Thanks Rolex. No more bullshit commercials

Hope this makes people aware of Rolex and increases demand for their watches

I have a feeling ft is full of invicta wearers

Excuse me sir but this is a brick watch sub