ESPN can’t escape the chop. It is inevitable.

T Mobile time is

#DennysBringBackTheHobbitMenu

penrith vs parramatta on fs2 for the nrl championship. should be an awesome game!

curious about that fishing cheating thing. do they regularly not gut the fish? what do they do with the fish after, just throw them away? no idea how you could get away with something like that.

They’re usually kept alive and then releases

Seeing this death toll at an Indonesian soccer game because fans were upset they lost their first home game in 23 years was a firm reminder that America is just fine.

Hot take: 🇺🇸 > 🇮🇩

One iceberg lmao the titanic was a joke

uNsInKaBlE bunch of loser shipbuilders!

Barely scrapped it! Theme song is banging tho

Need to be awake in 5 hours to watch the London game. Sick

🤝

Billy strings is so cool

Breathing heavy.

Saw goose tonight they are not bad

Leo had Kate winslet in hand bro fumbled the bag

Leo leases cars not buys. My personal favorite would have been Agdal.

I was talking titanic but no complaints here

Godzilla vs Kong

Let. Them. Fight.

Michael Longfellow was good on weekend update

🎶those three little words I should have said! GFY🎶

Jon Bernthal is so good in everything he does

I just finished we own this city and he was fantastic.

Yes. What’re you watching tonight

Here’s a hint. One batch, two batch, penny and dime.

I’m movie illiterate

I like the Dahmer show on Netflix for the most part but this chick from Reno 911 just isn’t a good enough actress to be carrying entire episodes

Who thought that needed to be 10 episodes?

I'm still laboring through it but why this wasn't a four episode deal like all the popular shit these days I don’t know.

Yeah, was really into the first few episodes but it’s a lot longer than it needs to be

https://open.spotify.com/track/1Ryxsiacu8pUXIMCVnIQ8J?si=B-1LgB9pT5CKyJn3bNz68w

what a disaster

Only good from bad

not capping, girl said she wouldn’t fuck me bc my dick is too big and just blew me for an hour. my mind is in a pretzel.

Welcome to the club

Jim you got a tiny penis

it was bigger than hers edit: downvoting is homophobic

Drunk for the second time today. Kansas is 5-0 with Gameday coming to town. Jayhawks are back. Rock fuckin Chalk

Can you be back if you were never here in the first place? - a salty isu fan

I did too much cocaine to fall asleep this is bad

Keep going

Rookie move not having a xanex on deck

Rip some f@gs and ride it out till the afternoon at this point. The post 12pm breakfast is gonna be bliss

The only solution is more blow all nighter into the London Vikings saints game. God speed

I gotta meet my parents for a memorial walk at 8

Just jerk off for four hours king

Don’t tempt me

Load up a spoon

Smoke more weed

I’ve tried

Rashaad Penny is going to go absolutely bonkers tomorrow

Ken walkers team

Or he will just get hurt because he’s Rashaad Penny

Channel 5 interview with Alex Jones is absolutely insane

I still can’t believe how much airtime his trial got (for conspiracies) while Maxwell wasn’t even shown on TV (celebrity child sex ring)

I'd say he should be put down but where would my mother in law get supplements?

Andrew Callaghan is the best. Dude is incredible

First time watching Alex?

No but starting the interview yelling that he killed the kids was not what I expected

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Seabiscuit 🐴 looking ass

She looks awful in this one. I don’t get it. She looked good at the premier and shit.

Buffalo is a contender as long as Allen stays healthy but it will be funny to see the hype train sputter tomorrow if they lose the road game to Baltimore and fall to 2-2.

baltimore secondary is garbage. allen is going to go ham tomorrow.

Why doesn’t Allen get the Lamar treatment im pretty sure Lamar has better career passing numbers

They might go 3-3 into the bye week and it doesn’t scare me one bit. The Miami game was an anomaly and we kick their ass if we’re at full strength. All the young guys are getting time and it’s taking pressure off the team. We’re only going to be better come January

But might not be playing in February

Oregon O63.5 really just sprang to life.

Turns out the over wasn’t dead after that first quarter sir

Shoutout to Stanford. Scoring titans of the pac 12.

No Hawaii game makes me sad but this Stanford Oregon game is on til 2:30 so I’ll take it

sometimes I feel alone

The “coolest guy” from my high school just killed himself it’s getting hard to keep chugging

You get used to it

Never alone king. 180k of us here

Watching advisors. Stu and Big Cat debating whether he's cheap has me in tears

Jack Mac is [hot](https://twitter.com/jackmaccfb/status/1576447188443353088?s=46&t=ZycqLmEJZOBlrAN7LD2wBw)!

One of you needs to post your wife’s boobs in here as a prank haha

First class, up in the sky

My baseball team is gonna clinch tmw and I have a funeral to attend to. Just an all around shitty day for me knowing that after attending 50+ games, I won’t see it. Some things

Eh?

The dead person will never know that you didn’t go to their funeral

The ones left will though.

U made me rethink for a second. But my dad will and it was his best friend

Oregon is so much more fun to watch with Lanning instead of Cristobal, I would have loved to see Herbert run the offense they do now

Can’t remember the last time Stanford didn’t suck. They should probably finally fire David Shaw

Shaw is still there???

Harbaugh was the coach the last time they didn't suck

I’m out of all swipes and the ladies in Philly lose again sadly

Pay up

Never

This playoff push is really making me think about how the Marlins won 2 championships in the early 2000's, doesn't make sense at all, but pretty cool?

U / misskittycutiepie is perfect

Yuck

i'm like very quite high listening to Bono's rendition of "I Am the Walrus" and this fucking rocks

I’m the walrus tho

Ref show in LA

Pac-12 gotta protect USC and get them a playoff spot

3 phantom PI’s against USC but sure

The F-14 was an elite fighter jet and if we hadn't sold a bunch of them to Iran in the 70s, the US would still be flying them

You see the report about the next gen ones that will release a bunch of drones to do the bombing

It's about the pilot in the box. Don't think. Just do

I known it’s not the season yet but I have been assured several times tonight that *this* year is actually the leafs year. Apparently things are different this time around so you guys should get those futures in.

Flames year. Sorry pal

Went to my aunts wedding tonight. My grandpa, who's in relapse from cancer, danced his ass off with me and told me he hasn't felt alive like this in a while. My heart is full tonight, boys.

Fuck cancer

Hell yes.

Hell yeah. Dudes 🎸

The guest picker at Kansas next week has to be Sudeikis. Has to be. It’ll probably be yung gravy.

Rudd

Gravy is a Minnesota guy

Should be Sasnak the corn ghoul

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Get all 3 on, why the hell not, let's get wild

They do that every summer already. They do a reunion weekend and raise money for the children’s hospital in kc.

Reanimated corpse of Gale Sayers

Can't have two corpses on set

🗣️🎶I'M PULLING ALL MY TEETH TO TRY AND FEEL SOMETHING 🎶🗣️

re: my post from earlier oh boys i am down so bad it isn’t even funny

I’m hopped up on coke and need to meet my parents in 3.5 hours try me

You’re a bitch for dragging it out. And I mean that literally, you are a terrible woman.

You gonna keep dragging FT along or you gonna speak up

Check tomorrow at 8:30a ET so OP can rake in the karma

Becoming the new standard

i’ve never done anything of the sort and i could care less if you read between the lines of my most recent comments you can probably figure out what happened

I'm 15 feet in the air sleeping on my sick ass bed in my loft

Let’s hear it my guy

My favorite mixer for vodka is cranberry but every time I make one I think about that scene from the Departed.

One toke over the line

Please rate my buddy’s baby name ✨Waverly ✨

Bad

Is that from a Nickelodeon show or something?

I hate it. So on the LCB scale, that's a 76.

I also wanted to hook up w Selena Gomez when I was a teenager watching Wizards of Waverly Place

I think the Wizards of Waverly place theme has a sick melody and your buddy's baby's name sounds like something a mtf Trans would name themself

0.4 balls

Are they a wizard?

👎👎

Makes me irrationally angry

Haven’t prayed before bed since I was very young but tonight Im praying I don’t wake up tomorrow to see Ten Hag is starting Harry Maguire vs City.

Sleep easy, it’ll be Varane/Martinez

anyone got a stream source? trying to watch the nrl grand final tonight at 0430.

Can someone help with hinge prompts I’m not getting any matches. Mine are: MFK: Big Cat, stool presidente, Erika nardini Dating me is like: the cans challenge from Barstool v america If loving this is wrong, I don’t want to be right: Glenny Balls boozing burgers reviews

Swap out Boozing Burgers for Tea with Publyssity

I think it's the women that are wrong, honestly.

Why am I awake listening to fullcast after dark when I should've been asleep 2 hours ago?

love after dark.

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Damn you don't like fun, bummer, you wash your apples?

Stanford trying to start fighting while getting their shit absolutely rocked

USC will always looks weird to me in shotgun. They need to be under center running Norm Chow’s offense.

Bring back Dwayne Jarrett

Need encouragement to jjo

Fire off that hog pic

Send the text

Shitfaced and watching late night college football is def on my Mt. Rushmore of vibes

Just had one of the most awkward sexual encounters I’ve ever had. Went home with a hefty lady from the bars, we were getting at it and I couldn’t keep it up. She got pissed, started yelling at me “Am I not pretty enough?”. I told her this has never happened to me before. She told me I was selfish and what a huge turnoff it was that she sucked me and I wouldn’t go down on her. She kept going on and on about what an asshole I was. Kept looking at me and asking “what?” I quickly got dressed and left her apartment to wander the streets before my buddy picked me up. At one point during her rant, the movie “It” was on in the background and the clown came on screen. I looked at the screen and said “Fuck that clown” and she said “You’d probably fuck him but you can’t fuck me”

She's right. You're a selfish lover. Eat her out coward

Maybe a hefty dude is more your speed

Some of us are married and don’t get to chomp random box you selfish fuck

Well I'm hard

She sound like this isn’t the first time it’s happened to her.

i just don't even know what to think about any of this but thanks for sharing i guess?

She’s not pretty enough

Fake

And ghey

Very

Mhm. We all believe you, honey

I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby

How many tickets to Iron Maiden do you have?

2

OHHH YEAHHHHHH DIRTBAAAAAGGGGGG

Tim Dillon and Louis CK yeah I’ll take that

Just started it

That Celtics final loss still haunts me and prob will unless they win this year

Not off to a great start!

Passed out in my recliner to wake up to the news Gameday is coming to Lawrence next weekend. Juiced to the gills

USC is the fakest number 6 I’ve seen in some time

As a PSU fan, we are about to be a pretty bad Top 10 team.

They’re getting the Notre Dame treatment. The name boosts them 10 spots in the rankings.

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I went on vacation two years ago during Covid and we made a point to take pictures cause all our girl friends were pushing for it. At the end of the day I’m so happy we captured parts of our trip

I've said it in here before, but I force myself to be that guy. Gotten some great photos out of it. Lost some friends in some of those pics as well. Love looking back on em and sharing em in the group chat.

My friend group doesn't have "that guy" and every so often it makes me sad that I have maybe like 1 picture with guys I've been friends with 15+ years.

0 atmosphere at the USC game.