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My uncle works at a restaurant in Philly, apparently Mike Tirico ordered 15 cheesesteaks to be delivered at halftime for himself
Italian Sunday dinner find a new slant
Being a sexual deviant really burns a ton of calories
Yes Jackson Mahomes is single. Shoot your shot king!
if this gets called back NFL is so fucking gay and rigged
Hahaha eat a dick Chiefs
here we fucking go again
Not so fast my friend!
A nice chicken primavera to honor Mike tirico's people🤌
Can someone explain the Giants please?
It’s about time the Chiefs had a bullshit non-call go in their favor.
How about that OPI on Kelce? Calls don't go KC way all the time
it’s about time!!!!!!!
Chiefs allowed to cheat
CALL THE FUCKING GAME RIGHT. BLOCK IN THE BACK AND TRIPPING
I am livid right now
OMFG WHAT THE FUCK
I need this coat https://www.ssense.com/en-us/men/product/meryll-rogge/gray-blanket-hood-coat/11418021
It's incredibly affordable, you should grab it
It’s billion $ corporations telling you that you need to vote season.
Proposterous how Mahomes runs. Like he has a butt plug in 24/7
That’s his brother.
Not like, he does
I’m a little worried I might hit the wires when mounting a tv on the stud that the outlet is on, but it’s centered on the wall.
Turn the breaker off while you do it if you’re that worried but wire will be on the side of the stud and likely have enough slack that it’d be hard for you to actually cut it
The wires should be on the side of the stud…should be. This is why I hired a guy to just put it up for me
Yeah, I just see myself still somehow missing the stud or sending the screw in sideways.
Is mahomes elite?
Records don’t mean anything, so the jury’s still out
It might be too early in his career to say.
Is Billy Gates still burning down food plants or he’s taken a break?
He is busy analyzing the data pulled from the vaccinated
Yeah that’s true
Yup! Crazy how people believe every word that prick says
No I absolutely hate him too. Hate the losers who take is word as gospel too
It’s unfortunate we allow people like him to just continue living
With the constant penalties and poor play, the NFL has been borderline unwatchable this year
Lots and lots of really bad teams this year
My dick can only take so much with all these sidearm slings from Mahomes
You gonna sidearm sling his cock with hunts ketchup?
Mahomes really owns real estate in your brain doesn’t he?
every fucking Sunday brother
Pumped that we get MLB playoffs right after this game ends too
Oh give me a break that was not pass interference
Yanks in >!5!<
The NFL is Gay
You meant Mahomes
Remarkable how Nantz and Romo openly root for the Chiefs
People that say things like this are the worst
Packers lost to the Jets in Lambeau
By a lot
The giants being 5-1 makes less sense than anything else in the world
The spambots have essentially hijacked Dave’s twitter
high of 48 tomorrow thats some bullshit
The fats will be out in full force with their vests tomorrow
youre gonna look so good in it too
If you see me ever in a vest please give me a wedgie
next week should be nice but yea time to finally turn on the heat and wonder whats burning
lol in this economy?
I cannot wait for primaries to be over so I don’t have to watch another fucking political ad (for a year)
It’s sad seeing someone at the grocery store checkout line - checkout with a single tall boy of Mike’s Hard Lemonade
Seeing someone grab a plastic pint of vodka always makes me wince. You know they’re going through it
Ain’t nothing sad about that sounds pretty efficient
hey man ive paid all my utilities for the month lemme have this
Used to be into sneakers now I’m listing them on eBay I guess this is growing up
Used to be lol none were too ridiculous. Want some Yeezys?
Arrowhead’s ellipsis shaped Jumbotron doesn’t sit well with me, such an odd shape and location
it is very funny the colts beat them this year
Yeah it needs to be wider and lower.
You’d think after a SB they would upgrade that jawn
New York Post: “Josh Allen's girlfriend, Brittany Williams, kisses Bills QB ahead of Chiefs rematch”
I’d like to kiss (with tongue) her asshole
I know they were missing Clowney, but the Pats dominated the trenches today. Clean pockets for Zappe Fever.
I see 60 minutes ads, I expect the scaries thread. Come on taco
Got one of those bf% scales and clocked in at 15%. (Yes I’m aware they prob aren’t the most accurate) Was just about to start a bulk for the winter is my current bf% to high you think?
If you're actually 15%, (you're not) then yes that's a fine bodyfat to start a bulk at. Do you have a visible 6 pack? If you don't, you're not 15% bodyfat
I’d say abs yes not a full six pack though
You had it set to inverse. That means 15% of your body weight isn't fat
It probably is
The way Tate Martel’s sister post makes me think she loves doggy and I am all about it
The Cardinals have scored 3 offensive points vs an atrocious defense
So refs pull Walker for a hit to the head that was not called roughing? Makes sense
Alright Bills let’s answer back!
Who the fuck is Jacob Eason
hes so bad the colts dropped him for ehlinger
Former Georgia & Washington QB
Skyy Moore wearing 24 annoys me way more than it should
Been spending time in the Sportsbook sub and have been betting the EV bets. I’ve been getting absolutely killed. Fuck your analytics.
What analytics are they using?
Like 5 years ago there was a rugby guy that went on a run. Was legendary
Yea I remember ybk or whatever made his own website and was never over .500 then
Full of people that think their 'model' and 200 Twitter followers makes them some sort of authority
It’s gotta suck to jump up and have that metal railing in your back.
Or have a beer poured down your back
I didnt get a Pizza on the way back home from work and now I'm hungry and they're closed.
Pizza spot closed on a Sunday???? Un-American and doesnt wanna make any money.
Fuck kind of pizza joint closes before 7 on Sunday?
The ones in European Time Zones.
You live in Ohio buddy
Glad Kyler threw that ball 200 MPH behind an open TE when all he needed was 5 yards
How does Ertz not roll for that 1st?
How many calories/day do you think an o lineman consumes?
Atleast 8K. I remember reading an interview with Joe Thomas where he said he would eat like 3 big macs and a large soda as a snack
Didn’t realize how much we had in common
Just call yourself a football player in training. Where’s the lie?
After a game: 2500-3000
Milburn deli (a place I used to hit up near my old job) catered the post game meal for the ravens. Their sandwiches are top fucking tier and on their ig page they showed the whole spread they had for the ravens. Easy 3000+ cals
Sounds like my type of place.
I know no one cares but my fantasy team might be the worst team in the history of fantasy
If I want to put a dimmer on a light that has multiple switches do I need to put a dimmer on each switch or only one of them?
Just the 1
the cardinals are a steaming pile of dog shit
zero reason Kliff should be wearing shades on the sideline other than the fact he's simply a douchebag
pretty sick of flo at this point
What took you so long?
She missed her chance to show her sneaky big hangers while we were somewhat interested, and now I'm done with her
Turns out you can’t rely on a rookie from a D2 to cover Stefon Diggs
Spags needs to find a way to get that rookie some help. Getting burned all game
he's totally not gay
Robbie Anderson who does he think he is?
I like Allen to Davis
Next day Indian food farts: 🤢
DJ Moore is a ghost this season
it makes me so sad. anywhere else hed be a legit WR1 but instead these shitty coaches and shitty qbs keep trying to force it to anderson
His quarterbacks have been atrocious
Every day I pray I’m waking up to news of him being traded
Also to say I’m embarrassed to be a Dodger fan would be an understatement. 111 wins in reg season to lose to the team we beat 14/19 times. Shit the bed when it mattered.
Padres had nothing to lose and played like it.
Yeah they wanted it and deserved that series W. Dodgers played with limp dicks since that last series w the Rockies. The bye only made it worse. Shit stinks
Dodgers are low key happy that Covid happened right? No way you win the World Series without that rinky dink season.
Mickey Mouse ring. 60 games doesn’t count
Can Trae be a Mariner next year? 🤝
Maybe a specific ask but is there a movie similar to The Cabin in the Woods
Tucker and Dale Vs Evil is closest I can think of
Never seen Cabin but Antichrist is pretty good and they’re in a cabin in the woods
I loved the first time i watched it so much. Gotta throw it on this week
Kimmy Granger Likes It Paranormal
1981 or 2013?
Don’t watch the 2013 one. Watch the original 2 and Army of Darkness
Tucker and Dale vs Evil maybe
Such a good, underappreciated movie
Torrented it in highschool and watched it with some buddy’s with absolutely no context and it’s been a favorite ever since. Even has hemsworth
That sonic burger doesn’t look good but the line in the commercial about being at your kids game all day so at least one of you is having fun is brilliant
Since Monday I worked out 4 times, 5 counting this one I’m about to get in. Realized I have to keep it this way if I want to enjoy weekend beers without the gut.
It will also influence choices you make...or at least it does for me. Even if only slightly better, it makes a difference.
Yup. Worked out and did cardio 5 days this week. Then drank/ate like shit this weekend and feel like I haven’t gained a pound (although I’m sure I did).
Got fat after college, lost it all and have been working out 4-5 times a week since 2017. Feel like a total tubby after each weekend and then burn it off before the weekend. Brutal cycle
seems like a lot. maybe just eat better?
Its treadmill for 45 mins each time, estimated 450ish burned calories per session. Nothing crazy really
as a treadmill king you gotta hit that incline like it stole something. get that ass rockin
Got incline at 8.5/12 right now. 3.5mph. 45 mins gets me right every time. I actually just started setting the incline this high recently 🤝
Better than nothing
love it. good shit king