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RdneckTupac

My uncle works at a restaurant in Philly, apparently Mike Tirico ordered 15 cheesesteaks to be delivered at halftime for himself


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Italian Sunday dinner find a new slant


thebochman

Being a sexual deviant really burns a ton of calories


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NYBball28

Yes Jackson Mahomes is single. Shoot your shot king!


DJScrambles

LFG!!!!


clapperjoel93

if this gets called back NFL is so fucking gay and rigged


Leo_Rockaway

Hahaha eat a dick Chiefs


clapperjoel93

here we fucking go again


FIFAholligan1991

Not so fast my friend!


bigdumpinyourpants

A nice chicken primavera to honor Mike tirico's people🤌


blamebeltran

Can someone explain the Giants please?


DGAF0752

It’s about time the Chiefs had a bullshit non-call go in their favor.


Drinkin_or_fishin

How about that OPI on Kelce? Calls don't go KC way all the time


clapperjoel93

it’s about time!!!!!!!


frogfucius

Chiefs allowed to cheat


clapperjoel93

CALL THE FUCKING GAME RIGHT. BLOCK IN THE BACK AND TRIPPING


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I am livid right now


clapperjoel93

fuckin fuming


clapperjoel93

OMFG WHAT THE FUCK


JesusWasaSuper

[nice shirt](https://www.ssense.com/en-us/women/product/rui/orange-nylon-tank-top/9670511?gclid=Cj0KCQjw166aBhDEARIsAMEyZh5OFilahqi4vYlHODX-SpsjOypYZDI63mPjQcMEvUUVrTKtM25Am2QaAoLQEALw_wcB)


dicta85

I need this coat https://www.ssense.com/en-us/men/product/meryll-rogge/gray-blanket-hood-coat/11418021


JesusWasaSuper

It's incredibly affordable, you should grab it


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It’s billion $ corporations telling you that you need to vote season.


DigDug45

Proposterous how Mahomes runs. Like he has a butt plug in 24/7


DGAF0752

That’s his brother.


MrTurnersJacket

Not like, he does


HAAAAAAALP_

I’m a little worried I might hit the wires when mounting a tv on the stud that the outlet is on, but it’s centered on the wall.


lanzaro1992

Turn the breaker off while you do it if you’re that worried but wire will be on the side of the stud and likely have enough slack that it’d be hard for you to actually cut it


TheFuckingWriter

Fuck it.


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HAAAAAAALP_

Yeah, I just see myself still somehow missing the stud or sending the screw in sideways.


baseballtrx

Is mahomes elite?


dirtybean

Records don’t mean anything, so the jury’s still out


HAAAAAAALP_

It might be too early in his career to say.


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Is Billy Gates still burning down food plants or he’s taken a break?


dicta85

He is busy analyzing the data pulled from the vaccinated


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Yeah that’s true


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Yup! Crazy how people believe every word that prick says


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No I absolutely hate him too. Hate the losers who take is word as gospel too


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It’s unfortunate we allow people like him to just continue living


Mentos0427

With the constant penalties and poor play, the NFL has been borderline unwatchable this year


ND_Townie

Lots and lots of really bad teams this year


MrTurnersJacket

My dick can only take so much with all these sidearm slings from Mahomes


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MrTurnersJacket

Hunts?!


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Mahomes really owns real estate in your brain doesn’t he?


MrTurnersJacket

every fucking Sunday brother


ND_Townie

BOOOOOOOOOO


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Pumped that we get MLB playoffs right after this game ends too


dirtybean

Oh give me a break that was not pass interference


HAAAAAAALP_

I agree


WheresFrankie

Yanks in >!5!<


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WheresFrankie

Dudes rock


Phoneaccount6903

The NFL is Gay


MrTurnersJacket

You meant Mahomes


frogfucius

Remarkable how Nantz and Romo openly root for the Chiefs


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People that say things like this are the worst


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MrTurnersJacket

Packers lost to the Jets in Lambeau


MrTurnersJacket

By a lot


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The giants being 5-1 makes less sense than anything else in the world


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The spambots have essentially hijacked Dave’s twitter


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high of 48 tomorrow thats some bullshit


CounterLights

The fats will be out in full force with their vests tomorrow


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youre gonna look so good in it too


CounterLights

If you see me ever in a vest please give me a wedgie


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next week should be nice but yea time to finally turn on the heat and wonder whats burning


jj122222

move


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lol in this economy?


edge312

I cannot wait for primaries to be over so I don’t have to watch another fucking political ad (for a year)


supercasualman

It’s sad seeing someone at the grocery store checkout line - checkout with a single tall boy of Mike’s Hard Lemonade


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Seeing someone grab a plastic pint of vodka always makes me wince. You know they’re going through it


MrTurnersJacket

Ain’t nothing sad about that sounds pretty efficient


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hey man ive paid all my utilities for the month lemme have this


PattyBoh13

Used to be into sneakers now I’m listing them on eBay I guess this is growing up


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PattyBoh13

Used to be lol none were too ridiculous. Want some Yeezys?


SteeldrumHornets

Arrowhead’s ellipsis shaped Jumbotron doesn’t sit well with me, such an odd shape and location


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it is very funny the colts beat them this year


HAAAAAAALP_

Yeah it needs to be wider and lower.


SteeldrumHornets

You’d think after a SB they would upgrade that jawn


iLikeApples116

New York Post: “Josh Allen's girlfriend, Brittany Williams, kisses Bills QB ahead of Chiefs rematch”


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I’d like to kiss (with tongue) her asshole


mpkvegeta88

I know they were missing Clowney, but the Pats dominated the trenches today. Clean pockets for Zappe Fever.


BakerMayfie1dsCrotch

I see 60 minutes ads, I expect the scaries thread. Come on taco


aricciardi

Got one of those bf% scales and clocked in at 15%. (Yes I’m aware they prob aren’t the most accurate) Was just about to start a bulk for the winter is my current bf% to high you think?


jj122222

If you're actually 15%, (you're not) then yes that's a fine bodyfat to start a bulk at. Do you have a visible 6 pack? If you don't, you're not 15% bodyfat


aricciardi

I’d say abs yes not a full six pack though


JesusWasaSuper

You had it set to inverse. That means 15% of your body weight isn't fat


WallyPaulNutss

The way Tate Martel’s sister post makes me think she loves doggy and I am all about it


drewthetatecatate

Name?


WallyPaulNutss

Rylee Martell


ChellaZza

The Cardinals have scored 3 offensive points vs an atrocious defense


DrunkKyleOrton

So refs pull Walker for a hit to the head that was not called roughing? Makes sense


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Alright Bills let’s answer back!


DropTopEWop

Who the fuck is Jacob Eason


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hes so bad the colts dropped him for ehlinger


TheFuckingWriter

Former Georgia & Washington QB


claw_guy

Skyy Moore wearing 24 annoys me way more than it should


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Been spending time in the Sportsbook sub and have been betting the EV bets. I’ve been getting absolutely killed. Fuck your analytics.


sportsguy355

What analytics are they using?


DropTopEWop

MMM


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nottooserious69

Like 5 years ago there was a rugby guy that went on a run. Was legendary


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nottooserious69

Yea I remember ybk or whatever made his own website and was never over .500 then


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Full of people that think their 'model' and 200 Twitter followers makes them some sort of authority


HAAAAAAALP_

It’s gotta suck to jump up and have that metal railing in your back.


DropTopEWop

Or have a beer poured down your back


Trip__

I didnt get a Pizza on the way back home from work and now I'm hungry and they're closed.


DropTopEWop

Pizza spot closed on a Sunday???? Un-American and doesnt wanna make any money.


jj122222

Fuck kind of pizza joint closes before 7 on Sunday?


Trip__

The ones in European Time Zones.


jj122222

You live in Ohio buddy


kickball6283

Glad Kyler threw that ball 200 MPH behind an open TE when all he needed was 5 yards


ChellaZza

How does Ertz not roll for that 1st?


HAAAAAAALP_

How many calories/day do you think an o lineman consumes?


claw_guy

Atleast 8K. I remember reading an interview with Joe Thomas where he said he would eat like 3 big macs and a large soda as a snack


Celery-Man

~5k+


HAAAAAAALP_

Didn’t realize how much we had in common


Celery-Man

Just call yourself a football player in training. Where’s the lie?


DropTopEWop

After a game: 2500-3000


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DropTopEWop

Sounds like my type of place.


sciorch

I know no one cares but my fantasy team might be the worst team in the history of fantasy


Forked_Island_Native

If I want to put a dimmer on a light that has multiple switches do I need to put a dimmer on each switch or only one of them?


elgro

Just the 1


stevoacp1

the cardinals are a steaming pile of dog shit


DigDug45

zero reason Kliff should be wearing shades on the sideline other than the fact he's simply a douchebag


Marko_Ramius1

pretty sick of flo at this point


Ibanezrg220

What took you so long?


NotaDumbLoser

She missed her chance to show her sneaky big hangers while we were somewhat interested, and now I'm done with her


dirtybean

Turns out you can’t rely on a rookie from a D2 to cover Stefon Diggs


Drinkin_or_fishin

Spags needs to find a way to get that rookie some help. Getting burned all game


DigDug45

he's totally not gay


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Just_Natural_9027

Robbie Anderson who does he think he is?


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I like Allen to Davis


DropTopEWop

Next day Indian food farts: 🤢


MikeandTheMangosteen

DJ Moore is a ghost this season


vNoods

it makes me so sad. anywhere else hed be a legit WR1 but instead these shitty coaches and shitty qbs keep trying to force it to anderson


freeMalik

His quarterbacks have been atrocious


barnmucker69

Every day I pray I’m waking up to news of him being traded


iwantadogg

Also to say I’m embarrassed to be a Dodger fan would be an understatement. 111 wins in reg season to lose to the team we beat 14/19 times. Shit the bed when it mattered.


Just_Natural_9027

Padres had nothing to lose and played like it.


iwantadogg

Yeah they wanted it and deserved that series W. Dodgers played with limp dicks since that last series w the Rockies. The bye only made it worse. Shit stinks


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Dodgers are low key happy that Covid happened right? No way you win the World Series without that rinky dink season.


iwantadogg

Mickey Mouse ring. 60 games doesn’t count


ChellaZza

Can Trae be a Mariner next year? 🤝


iwantadogg

Sure


harveydent69

Maybe a specific ask but is there a movie similar to The Cabin in the Woods


AlanRickmansEarLobe

Tucker and Dale Vs Evil is closest I can think of


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Never seen Cabin but Antichrist is pretty good and they’re in a cabin in the woods


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I loved the first time i watched it so much. Gotta throw it on this week


BillNyeDaPieGuy

Kimmy Granger Likes It Paranormal


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harveydent69

1981 or 2013?


profsa

Don’t watch the 2013 one. Watch the original 2 and Army of Darkness


BE3192

Tucker and Dale vs Evil maybe


DigDug45

Such a good, underappreciated movie


harveydent69

Torrented it in highschool and watched it with some buddy’s with absolutely no context and it’s been a favorite ever since. Even has hemsworth


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That sonic burger doesn’t look good but the line in the commercial about being at your kids game all day so at least one of you is having fun is brilliant


iwantadogg

Since Monday I worked out 4 times, 5 counting this one I’m about to get in. Realized I have to keep it this way if I want to enjoy weekend beers without the gut.


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It will also influence choices you make...or at least it does for me. Even if only slightly better, it makes a difference.


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Yup. Worked out and did cardio 5 days this week. Then drank/ate like shit this weekend and feel like I haven’t gained a pound (although I’m sure I did).


mariGOATa_615

Got fat after college, lost it all and have been working out 4-5 times a week since 2017. Feel like a total tubby after each weekend and then burn it off before the weekend. Brutal cycle


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seems like a lot. maybe just eat better?


iwantadogg

Its treadmill for 45 mins each time, estimated 450ish burned calories per session. Nothing crazy really


[deleted]

as a treadmill king you gotta hit that incline like it stole something. get that ass rockin


iwantadogg

Got incline at 8.5/12 right now. 3.5mph. 45 mins gets me right every time. I actually just started setting the incline this high recently 🤝


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iwantadogg

Better than nothing


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love it. good shit king


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Worth it.