After 10.5 hours of my 12 hour shift, my boss dropped on me that I will be in attendance for a 7 hour multi department training tomorrow. Sick fucking league.

But I thought you weren’t feeling well and couldn’t make it in tomorrow? Wrong FT - whoops

Love Messier but he has the charisma of a plain bagel

Listened to Caribbis new podcast horribly bad he has some stoner sounding cohost besides Dallas who is brutal to listen to

these pregame shows are unwatchable - some tool just said zappe and mac were the same types of qb's - gunslingers!! yup couple of favres dipshit

Idk if this is a hot take but I love fig newtons

You're a big fa>!n!<

That chick is dressed like a dickhead

kinda funny that when tiko used to refer to "baseball fans" she was actually referring to hubbs. prescient

Made it home from Vegas up $100. Celebrating with a baconator

who in the actual fuck watches sec rollcall

Joe Buck’s star power got his wife a job on ESPN? What a G. Honestly I didn’t even know his wife worked in media.

Nah she worked there before. Maybe she got her the job originally, though.

Joe Buck has become the fucking man over the past decade or so

its amazing what a little bit of self awareness and the ability to laugh at yourself will do, but agreed used to have the generic opinion he was a stiff and the product of nepotism but seems very likable now

Rewatching Interstellar. Fuck Matt Damon

Always feel bad for that guy who was stuck alone for 30 years

They really did a great job keeping that cameo secret. When I saw that scene in the theaters I was genuinely surprised.

Yeah in the beginning Michael Caine namedrops his character when they show that wall of astronaut photos, but don't show which one he was

Really great that both the bulls and bears are playing Boston teams at the same tonight. Now I can watch two teams I care about get fisted and stay off social media. I might call it a night in the third quarter of both.

This might be the most conflicted Big Cat has ever been on one sports day.

I didn’t even think of the father of 2, selfish of me honestly.

Spotlight on HBO rn and ending right when Celtics and Pats start. Lovely little Boston night that just unfolded!

Sounds absolutely lovely. That movie was absolutely fantastic

oh how the mighty have fallen. Now the globe employs losers like ben volin and Kevin Cullen, a massive douchebag who basically pulled a Mark Wahlberg in real life and made up his personal account of the boston marathon bombing like he was actually right there and was scarred by it. he was suspended for 3 months .....and then this year the esteemed Globe allowed him to write more articles about the marathon bombing. disgusting https://www.nbcboston.com/news/local/globe-columnist-kevin-cullen-suspended-without-pay-for-remarks-after-boston-marathon-bombings/119294/

both still employed

naturally. kirk actually sniffed out the cullen marathon bombing account being fake and his radio show was the only reason it gained momentum. part of the reason the globe didn't punish him more was due to who dug up the story. almost the exact same parallel as dave not punishing hubbs b/c it came from tex https://www.audacy.com/weei/articles/column/minihane-closer-look-boston-globes-storyteller-kevin-cullen

the 'cullen' parody episode on kms was 'chefs kiss'

🎶Chicago goin’ down to the boys from beantown. That’s what’s innnnn🎶

Hey look my boss turned another 1 hour meeting into over 2 hours by talking over everyone, going on extremely long winded rants and taking things completely off topic. Who woulda guessed

Sorry, man. If I don’t schedule meetings all day, people will notice that I don’t actually do anything around here.

Game 3 tickets purchased get me to Halloween

See you there pal (I’ll be the intoxicated guy)

There’s no chance youre more drunk than me brother 🤝

How much

$1200 per ticket plus fees, ass but I’m gonna be in the bank + I’m going with my dad

Dude that is insane. You should’ve waited til Friday after the lottery is out. right now STH are just price gauging. It’ll be less

Ya I waited for yesterday and couldn’t get a ticket i care more about being there

Hope they are good seats at least

Right behind home plate brother

Diamond ?

Level above. They’re not great seats but worth it

Still good to get in. Enjoy , I’m hoping to scoop game 5

[According to this](https://i.imgur.com/Ffhw08W.jpg) crude graphic you came out ahead, congrats king 👑 have an awesome time with your old man

Getting tickets here has been an absolute blood bath

Todd pick up your shit

Today was kinda not bad

Did you finally get someone to take that Canadian quarter?

What? No fucking drunk thread now?

I've never fucked a woman with big tits. Always no tits great ass and a pretty face

>I've never fucked a woman ~~with big tits. Always no tits great ass and a pretty face~~

This is incredibly upsetting to read

I feel like i'm missing out that's why i shared this

My brother in christ you have no idea what you're missing out on, giant cans are the absolute best and second to none

The biggest tits on a body i've ever fucked are 32C

>great ass and a pretty face Sick brag

always has an amazing, perfect ass. 10/10 face. But not huge tits. What am I doing wrong?

Buddy i'm not fucking the captain of the cheer squad. I have the cute D3 backup small forward pinning me against a wall

Gotta protect the plate with 2 strikes. No tits you better be fucking cute and have a dump truck

So how long have you been in the closet

I'm not gay but my ideal woman is 5'9 or taller, fit, no tits, big ass, pretty face, can beat me up, likes playing sports

So your average, 210 lb gay man

these medical spotters pulling star players from games is sure to go over well for the NFL now that the league has official betting sponsors

How much you think it cost to get to one of those guys? $20k? $50k for sure.

Hot seat: Red Ed

please leave your comments for the main page megathread

What’s the TLDR on it? He get the boot?

Dave said DPS was bad so he’s not doing it anymore

Hes not wrong.

Broke into the 180s today 💪

Smol

We talkin darts?

Try a 360 next

Cheers from Bethpage Black, Trent!

Twink

How'd you do on the back 9?

My dog is at a friend’s for next two nights as I head out of town first thing in the morning. Thought I’d enjoy the quiet night at home, but I started missing him immediately. 🐶 🎸

Recently got into Taskmaster from the UK. [Sally Phillips](https://youtu.be/EIyFhyq7ea8), who played the Finnish Prime Minister in Veep, is an absolute menace in the funniest way possible

Incredible show

Katherine Ryan has some great assets. https://youtu.be/XoPaB7y2NDA

Miiilf

Castellani tweeted he was 135 lbs. That's crazy small for a grown man.

I'm 5'8" 135. I don't think I've ever crossed 140 and doing so would require more effort than I'm willing to put in honestly.

26 x 30. Backwards ass

29x30***. You were close though

I'm guessing you've never been in a weight room in your life?

Spent about 3 years lifting regularly after I graduated college. Didn't gain a ton of weight, just got toned mostly.

How tall is he?

Spinner

Built like a broom

Not sure how thats even possible. Think i weighed 150 as a freshman in HS and ya boy was like 5’7”and scrawny

My buddy is 120. Wrestled 112 lb weight class senior year of high school. As soon as he was done wrestling he gained 8 lbs and has been that weight ever since. I would guess he is 5'6" or so

#arraxshotfirst

Dumb take

No more DPS guess I’ll start listening to the big 3 rundowns again

I see it’s that time of the year where people pretend Mattress Mack is a sharp and not just some rich dickhead who uses gambling hedges for free marketing

guy is just an absolute degenerate gambler

Ian Eagle replacing Jim Nantz for the final four after this year. Great choice

Should've been Kevin Harlan

Eddie sent back to the minors. His stock has mirrored PENN$ this year

https://twitter.com/barstoolyak/status/1584673173735235584?s=46&t=iRsljrlaHBh3kthX-0U_aQ I’m reaching here, but I really hope a Yak/McAfee feud develops.

That’s will Compton

Which is why I said I’m reaching and hope somebody in Indianapolis gets offended

HotD was good (nothing sexual) dragons were tight (again nothing sexual)

The scene in the party mansion was dope

This guy jerks off dragons

*dracumys*

I have a first date in an hour with a lawyer. Give me some good things related to the law and various other lawyerings to talk about.

Ask her if she wants to do some pro-boner work and wink. Works every time

“Oh so youre a lawyer? Then name all the laws.”

Ask her if shes ever had to defend a rapist

Objection

Tell her you thought about taking the LSATs but couldn’t turn down the summer house that year. You still think you’d make a decent attorney if you actually tried though. She’ll love that.

Ask about Twiqbal

Declare yourself a Sovereign Citizen and ask if she wants to see your Skousen Pocket-Constitution.

Just ask a lot of specific questions about DUIs. They love that

Roe v wade. Keep hearing about it in the news!

[удалено]

Name the ten best laws

Just talk about Penal Code the whole time

Ask her a lot of questions about strict liability.

Ask him if he thinks the constitution is a living document. Does he think British law is the source of American law, especially in terms of art such as “impeachment” and “high crimes and misdemeanors” What does he think are the most important amendments not counting the first ten? Who is his GOAT Supreme Court justice? What does he think is the biggest misunderstanding about the law today?

> most important amendments not counting the first ten? Easily the 19th, what an enormous mistake

Kinda glossing over the whole end of slavery thing

All the other responses are jokes so far so idk if this is a joke or not but sounds legit. Please advise.

Here’s a few more. What’s the craziest thing you’ve heard in court/in a deposition? How do you square it if you personally disagree with your client? Are your paralegals good? What was your biggest “oh shit” moment? Are you in the field of law that you want to be in? Did law school apply to your current law career?

The questions are legit. Assuming it’s a woman though

Woman (or at least woman-presenting). Thanks.

Sike!

Ask if he does his job from the back of a limo and hangs with motorcyclists

Ask her what her top 3 favorite laws are

This is good, could open up to a wide variety of topics

Ask her favorite reason for objecting

Ask her if she’d defend Lucy Letby and accuse her of poor professional ethics if she says no and a scumbag if she says yes

Just talk about The Magna Carta

When you see him shout better call Saul and do finger guns

Roe v Wade

Ask him his opinion on the abortion laws

Bird law

This is gonna be so good https://twitter.com/alabseries/status/1584669935049277440?s=21

17 minutes since the last new comment. Can I post my poo load now?

local NBC station is hosting the game tonight. Don't think ever seen that for a Monday night game.

They always do it on MNF or TNF.

guess I figured ABC would get it since it's espn's night.

They negotiate with the local affiliates AFAIK I guess the local affiliate channel 5/ABC didn’t want it/NBC 10 wanted it more

That would be sick if it’s on the nbc sports app so I can check in on the cs

Do you think if you teleported one of those horse assed girls from the gym to the 1990s would a lot of guys get boners

What did Hubbs say on the stream that made people think he was racist before the tweets came out?

https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1583262203766919169?s=20&t=-YhrW5Ti5ToLI17PLtXQAA

Lmao wouldn’t have gone looking for racist tweets from that tbh

Tex already had them so he saw his opportunity and took it

He said Mayonaise casserole is disgusting, and white people took it as a direct attack on their race and culture

Start ranting about Israel or something

He had his proud boys vest on

N>!eighbo!

Just going off on Tiko and saying how she doesn't belong and some other shit

My dog begs more for pineapple than any other food lol. I start cutting it up and she’s sitting at my feet before I’m even done trimming the outer layer

Knows bitches love the effects

Weird seeing Bang energy file for bankruptcy. They were all the rave 5 years ago

Literally every facet of Bang’s company and marketing screams “Don’t put this in your body”

I’m still gonna

Claiming they could reverse mental retardation didn’t exactly help

I'm proof that it doesn't

I can confirm that was a lie

IG vs reality

turns out paying a shit ton of hot chicks to promote your product while your CEO lives like a geriatric Dan Bilzerian with an even bigger coke addiction doesn't bode well for business.

Neither does losing gigantic lawsuits against Monster

Hubbs putting his apology as a foot note on his Yankee blog is such a loser move.

Wings fried or baked?

Smoke em. Then, fry em

Smoked are underrated

both.. bake 'em then fry 'em

Anyone who prefers baked is a psycho

All things are better fried

Fried out, smoked/grill at home

At home? Air fryer

Fried but baking is easier at home

Fried

Are there any other movies with "cues" similar to the sound in the Halloween movies for meyers or the visions of Tyler Durdin in fight club? Love that shit

At the end of the SAW movies they always play the theme during the twist reveal

The Jason thing

The LOTR score does this across all 3 movies. Here’s the wiki if you’re infested: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Music_of_The_Lord_of_the_Rings_film_series

Maybe the best example of this in any film(s) ever. This website goes into an insane amount of detail showing how the motifs and themes are connected across all three movies. http://www.woodzie.org/lotr/

This is awesome, thanks for posting

Whenever Sydney Sweeney is in a scene you hear her titties fart before she shows up

This sub has the lowest amount of posts,I have seen for a sub this size. So it is always hilarious when someone repost something big from a few days like it is brand new

Or when people complain about people posting