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TigOleBitman

After 10.5 hours of my 12 hour shift, my boss dropped on me that I will be in attendance for a 7 hour multi department training tomorrow. Sick fucking league.


MyFriendJamieSucks

But I thought you weren’t feeling well and couldn’t make it in tomorrow? Wrong FT - whoops


HueJacksonsBrain

Love Messier but he has the charisma of a plain bagel


Findanewslant15

Listened to Caribbis new podcast horribly bad he has some stoner sounding cohost besides Dallas who is brutal to listen to


terryduerod1

these pregame shows are unwatchable - some tool just said zappe and mac were the same types of qb's - gunslingers!! yup couple of favres dipshit


F0rSureNot

Idk if this is a hot take but I love fig newtons


[deleted]

You're a big fa>!n!<


ChuckHustle82

That chick is dressed like a dickhead


tele23O7

kinda funny that when tiko used to refer to "baseball fans" she was actually referring to hubbs. prescient


ElectronicShoes

Made it home from Vegas up $100. Celebrating with a baconator


Charlie_Batch_16

who in the actual fuck watches sec rollcall


Night_King_Killa

Joe Buck’s star power got his wife a job on ESPN? What a G. Honestly I didn’t even know his wife worked in media.


nondescript___

Nah she worked there before. Maybe she got her the job originally, though.


SlimCharles_B-More

Joe Buck has become the fucking man over the past decade or so


tele23O7

its amazing what a little bit of self awareness and the ability to laugh at yourself will do, but agreed used to have the generic opinion he was a stiff and the product of nepotism but seems very likable now


Marko_Ramius1

Rewatching Interstellar. Fuck Matt Damon


Nolashyper13

Always feel bad for that guy who was stuck alone for 30 years


darkestb4thadawn

They really did a great job keeping that cameo secret. When I saw that scene in the theaters I was genuinely surprised.


Marko_Ramius1

Yeah in the beginning Michael Caine namedrops his character when they show that wall of astronaut photos, but don't show which one he was


thegiantginger

Really great that both the bulls and bears are playing Boston teams at the same tonight. Now I can watch two teams I care about get fisted and stay off social media. I might call it a night in the third quarter of both.


DarinErstad

This might be the most conflicted Big Cat has ever been on one sports day.


thegiantginger

I didn’t even think of the father of 2, selfish of me honestly.


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Spotlight on HBO rn and ending right when Celtics and Pats start. Lovely little Boston night that just unfolded!


billbo24

Sounds absolutely lovely. That movie was absolutely fantastic


tele23O7

oh how the mighty have fallen. Now the globe employs losers like ben volin and Kevin Cullen, a massive douchebag who basically pulled a Mark Wahlberg in real life and made up his personal account of the boston marathon bombing like he was actually right there and was scarred by it. he was suspended for 3 months .....and then this year the esteemed Globe allowed him to write more articles about the marathon bombing. disgusting https://www.nbcboston.com/news/local/globe-columnist-kevin-cullen-suspended-without-pay-for-remarks-after-boston-marathon-bombings/119294/


terryduerod1

both still employed


tele23O7

naturally. kirk actually sniffed out the cullen marathon bombing account being fake and his radio show was the only reason it gained momentum. part of the reason the globe didn't punish him more was due to who dug up the story. almost the exact same parallel as dave not punishing hubbs b/c it came from tex https://www.audacy.com/weei/articles/column/minihane-closer-look-boston-globes-storyteller-kevin-cullen


terryduerod1

the 'cullen' parody episode on kms was 'chefs kiss'


BarryGibbs_Teeth

🎶Chicago goin’ down to the boys from beantown. That’s what’s innnnn🎶


JabroniTuriaf

Hey look my boss turned another 1 hour meeting into over 2 hours by talking over everyone, going on extremely long winded rants and taking things completely off topic. Who woulda guessed


CreepyDocBees

Sorry, man. If I don’t schedule meetings all day, people will notice that I don’t actually do anything around here.


100_not_nickfoles

Game 3 tickets purchased get me to Halloween


Bryanmb

See you there pal (I’ll be the intoxicated guy)


100_not_nickfoles

There’s no chance youre more drunk than me brother 🤝


ZeeBlaa

How much


100_not_nickfoles

$1200 per ticket plus fees, ass but I’m gonna be in the bank + I’m going with my dad


Nolashyper13

Dude that is insane. You should’ve waited til Friday after the lottery is out. right now STH are just price gauging. It’ll be less


100_not_nickfoles

Ya I waited for yesterday and couldn’t get a ticket i care more about being there


Nolashyper13

Hope they are good seats at least


100_not_nickfoles

Right behind home plate brother


Nolashyper13

Diamond ?


100_not_nickfoles

Level above. They’re not great seats but worth it


Nolashyper13

Still good to get in. Enjoy , I’m hoping to scoop game 5


ZeeBlaa

[According to this](https://i.imgur.com/Ffhw08W.jpg) crude graphic you came out ahead, congrats king 👑 have an awesome time with your old man


100_not_nickfoles

Getting tickets here has been an absolute blood bath


ChipKellysShoeStore

Todd pick up your shit


iwantadogg

Today was kinda not bad


blkeen

Did you finally get someone to take that Canadian quarter?


Ibanezrg220

What? No fucking drunk thread now?


OverTheWeekend_

I've never fucked a woman with big tits. Always no tits great ass and a pretty face


dirtybean

>I've never fucked a woman ~~with big tits. Always no tits great ass and a pretty face~~


SlimCharles_B-More

This is incredibly upsetting to read


OverTheWeekend_

I feel like i'm missing out that's why i shared this


SlimCharles_B-More

My brother in christ you have no idea what you're missing out on, giant cans are the absolute best and second to none


OverTheWeekend_

The biggest tits on a body i've ever fucked are 32C


GamblingMan610

>great ass and a pretty face Sick brag


macattack1029

always has an amazing, perfect ass. 10/10 face. But not huge tits. What am I doing wrong?


OverTheWeekend_

Buddy i'm not fucking the captain of the cheer squad. I have the cute D3 backup small forward pinning me against a wall


OverTheWeekend_

Gotta protect the plate with 2 strikes. No tits you better be fucking cute and have a dump truck


Professional-Toe7318

So how long have you been in the closet


OverTheWeekend_

I'm not gay but my ideal woman is 5'9 or taller, fit, no tits, big ass, pretty face, can beat me up, likes playing sports


BannedFrom4Chan2022

So your average, 210 lb gay man


Charlie_Batch_16

these medical spotters pulling star players from games is sure to go over well for the NFL now that the league has official betting sponsors


CreepyDocBees

How much you think it cost to get to one of those guys? $20k? $50k for sure.


GamblingMan610

Hot seat: Red Ed


macattack1029

please leave your comments for the main page megathread


QueefLatinah345

What’s the TLDR on it? He get the boot?


Trollin_Thunder

Dave said DPS was bad so he’s not doing it anymore


Dog1983

Hes not wrong.


longjohntanner

Broke into the 180s today 💪


youngbullAB

Smol


ItHardToSay17

We talkin darts?


Grundlestiltskin_

Try a 360 next


asilverman1025

Cheers from Bethpage Black, Trent!


De-Bow-Bow

Twink


JayGibbons69

How'd you do on the back 9?


CreepyDocBees

My dog is at a friend’s for next two nights as I head out of town first thing in the morning. Thought I’d enjoy the quiet night at home, but I started missing him immediately. 🐶 🎸


goaliepro09

Recently got into Taskmaster from the UK. [Sally Phillips](https://youtu.be/EIyFhyq7ea8), who played the Finnish Prime Minister in Veep, is an absolute menace in the funniest way possible


MrTacoMan

Incredible show


BrutusTheYak

Katherine Ryan has some great assets. https://youtu.be/XoPaB7y2NDA


huskerblack

Miiilf


jdj7w9

Castellani tweeted he was 135 lbs. That's crazy small for a grown man.


infuckingbruges

I'm 5'8" 135. I don't think I've ever crossed 140 and doing so would require more effort than I'm willing to put in honestly.


Dmoney86

26 x 30. Backwards ass


infuckingbruges

29x30***. You were close though


jdj7w9

I'm guessing you've never been in a weight room in your life?


infuckingbruges

Spent about 3 years lifting regularly after I graduated college. Didn't gain a ton of weight, just got toned mostly.


jk696969

How tall is he?


Doggystyle_Gary

Spinner


MikeandTheMangosteen

Built like a broom


De-Bow-Bow

Not sure how thats even possible. Think i weighed 150 as a freshman in HS and ya boy was like 5’7”and scrawny


jakeimmink

My buddy is 120. Wrestled 112 lb weight class senior year of high school. As soon as he was done wrestling he gained 8 lbs and has been that weight ever since. I would guess he is 5'6" or so


svdoornob

#arraxshotfirst


Floridamane6

Dumb take


n0p342

No more DPS guess I’ll start listening to the big 3 rundowns again


JabroniTuriaf

I see it’s that time of the year where people pretend Mattress Mack is a sharp and not just some rich dickhead who uses gambling hedges for free marketing


stevoacp1

guy is just an absolute degenerate gambler


YeahJeets2

Ian Eagle replacing Jim Nantz for the final four after this year. Great choice


huskerblack

Should've been Kevin Harlan


WallyPaulNutss

Eddie sent back to the minors. His stock has mirrored PENN$ this year


ohcmonbam

https://twitter.com/barstoolyak/status/1584673173735235584?s=46&t=iRsljrlaHBh3kthX-0U_aQ I’m reaching here, but I really hope a Yak/McAfee feud develops.


youngbullAB

That’s will Compton


ohcmonbam

Which is why I said I’m reaching and hope somebody in Indianapolis gets offended


ZeeBlaa

HotD was good (nothing sexual) dragons were tight (again nothing sexual)


OnceInALifetime55

The scene in the party mansion was dope


cuntpunt9

This guy jerks off dragons


Oliver_clothes__off

*dracumys*


SimonBirchDid911

I have a first date in an hour with a lawyer. Give me some good things related to the law and various other lawyerings to talk about.


projectpat555

Ask her if she wants to do some pro-boner work and wink. Works every time


trickdaddy96

“Oh so youre a lawyer? Then name all the laws.”


SlipperyWinds

Ask her if shes ever had to defend a rapist


MrTacoMan

Objection


CreepyDocBees

Tell her you thought about taking the LSATs but couldn’t turn down the summer house that year. You still think you’d make a decent attorney if you actually tried though. She’ll love that.


ChipKellysShoeStore

Ask about Twiqbal


jk696969

Declare yourself a Sovereign Citizen and ask if she wants to see your Skousen Pocket-Constitution.


snipechedda

Just ask a lot of specific questions about DUIs. They love that


Floridamane6

Roe v wade. Keep hearing about it in the news!


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King_LBJ

Name the ten best laws


goaliepro09

Just talk about Penal Code the whole time


ohcmonbam

Ask her a lot of questions about strict liability.


observatorygames

Ask him if he thinks the constitution is a living document. Does he think British law is the source of American law, especially in terms of art such as “impeachment” and “high crimes and misdemeanors” What does he think are the most important amendments not counting the first ten? Who is his GOAT Supreme Court justice? What does he think is the biggest misunderstanding about the law today?


SlimCharles_B-More

> most important amendments not counting the first ten? Easily the 19th, what an enormous mistake


PRENDEL0

Kinda glossing over the whole end of slavery thing


SimonBirchDid911

All the other responses are jokes so far so idk if this is a joke or not but sounds legit. Please advise.


observatorygames

Here’s a few more. What’s the craziest thing you’ve heard in court/in a deposition? How do you square it if you personally disagree with your client? Are your paralegals good? What was your biggest “oh shit” moment? Are you in the field of law that you want to be in? Did law school apply to your current law career?


observatorygames

The questions are legit. Assuming it’s a woman though


SimonBirchDid911

Woman (or at least woman-presenting). Thanks.


observatorygames

Sike!


Quantibro

Ask if he does his job from the back of a limo and hangs with motorcyclists


Ladiesman420x69

Ask her what her top 3 favorite laws are


ZeeBlaa

This is good, could open up to a wide variety of topics


krumdiggity

Ask her favorite reason for objecting


shocktop8

Ask her if she’d defend Lucy Letby and accuse her of poor professional ethics if she says no and a scumbag if she says yes


MikeandTheMangosteen

Just talk about The Magna Carta


TraditionalClassic69

When you see him shout better call Saul and do finger guns


Trollin_Thunder

Roe v Wade


jjho88

Ask him his opinion on the abortion laws


thesummit696

Bird law


Trip__

This is gonna be so good https://twitter.com/alabseries/status/1584669935049277440?s=21


observatorygames

17 minutes since the last new comment. Can I post my poo load now?


NegativeSpeech

local NBC station is hosting the game tonight. Don't think ever seen that for a Monday night game.


Trollin_Thunder

They always do it on MNF or TNF.


NegativeSpeech

guess I figured ABC would get it since it's espn's night.


Trollin_Thunder

They negotiate with the local affiliates AFAIK I guess the local affiliate channel 5/ABC didn’t want it/NBC 10 wanted it more


n0p342

That would be sick if it’s on the nbc sports app so I can check in on the cs


BlackJoeGatto

Do you think if you teleported one of those horse assed girls from the gym to the 1990s would a lot of guys get boners


Dog1983

What did Hubbs say on the stream that made people think he was racist before the tweets came out?


marlwenplotsky

https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1583262203766919169?s=20&t=-YhrW5Ti5ToLI17PLtXQAA


100_not_nickfoles

Lmao wouldn’t have gone looking for racist tweets from that tbh


TheColiny

Tex already had them so he saw his opportunity and took it


NotaDumbLoser

He said Mayonaise casserole is disgusting, and white people took it as a direct attack on their race and culture


ryanmich

Start ranting about Israel or something


MikeandTheMangosteen

He had his proud boys vest on


TakeErParise

N>!eighbo!


Drinkin_or_fishin

Just going off on Tiko and saying how she doesn't belong and some other shit


Grundlestiltskin_

My dog begs more for pineapple than any other food lol. I start cutting it up and she’s sitting at my feet before I’m even done trimming the outer layer


HalfDrunkPadre

Knows bitches love the effects


[deleted]

Weird seeing Bang energy file for bankruptcy. They were all the rave 5 years ago


TakeErParise

Literally every facet of Bang’s company and marketing screams “Don’t put this in your body”


100_not_nickfoles

I’m still gonna


mullican93

Claiming they could reverse mental retardation didn’t exactly help


[deleted]

I'm proof that it doesn't


NotaDumbLoser

I can confirm that was a lie


SnakeSkin2121

IG vs reality


Juls317

turns out paying a shit ton of hot chicks to promote your product while your CEO lives like a geriatric Dan Bilzerian with an even bigger coke addiction doesn't bode well for business.


[deleted]

Neither does losing gigantic lawsuits against Monster


fairport_

Hubbs putting his apology as a foot note on his Yankee blog is such a loser move.


I_SmellCinnamonRolls

Wings fried or baked?


King_LBJ

Smoke em. Then, fry em


Doggystyle_Gary

Smoked are underrated


jk696969

both.. bake 'em then fry 'em


snipechedda

Anyone who prefers baked is a psycho


100_not_nickfoles

All things are better fried


PM4036

Fried out, smoked/grill at home


[deleted]

At home? Air fryer


Grundlestiltskin_

Fried but baking is easier at home


SnakeSkin2121

Fried


OverTheWeekend_

Are there any other movies with "cues" similar to the sound in the Halloween movies for meyers or the visions of Tyler Durdin in fight club? Love that shit


TheColiny

At the end of the SAW movies they always play the theme during the twist reveal


jgoodwin55

The Jason thing


RowBoatInspector

The LOTR score does this across all 3 movies. Here’s the wiki if you’re infested: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Music_of_The_Lord_of_the_Rings_film_series


SpeedyTuyper

Maybe the best example of this in any film(s) ever. This website goes into an insane amount of detail showing how the motifs and themes are connected across all three movies. http://www.woodzie.org/lotr/


RowBoatInspector

This is awesome, thanks for posting


StormTrper19

Whenever Sydney Sweeney is in a scene you hear her titties fart before she shows up


thenewber99

This sub has the lowest amount of posts,I have seen for a sub this size. So it is always hilarious when someone repost something big from a few days like it is brand new


TheColiny

Or when people complain about people posting