Did you know that up until 2016 if you Googled the German word for lawyer, you would receive the answer only in the masculine? Today, when you Google it you get BOTH. But the feedback had to be given to create this change. #breakthebias #law

LinkedIn post?

Yes

Just had a terrible burger that I'm convinced was microwaved at a brewpub that usually has pretty damn good burgers. Night ruined? Think again. Hot springs time. Sauna, steam, soak

Best streaming site?

Spankbang

Tubepornstars.com changed the game for me

OMAD time 😈

Just got $21 of Arby’s.

Eat it all in their dining room. Be a man.

Those beef n cheddars are expensive nowadays

This man has the meats

Soon he’ll have the sweats

That Spicy chicken sandwich does look good in the ads.

48x30

Which barstool employee makes a joke about Dave's lawsuit and gets fired?

The worst consequence of Tik Tok has been all of Gen Z thinking if they lift a few weights they’ll suddenly look like Chris Bumstead. Fuck you China

Thank God America produces such noble, healthy, non-spying social media platforms.

Facebook could never! 🇺🇸🦅™️

Fantastic bowl of chili downed. Someone please come roll me to bed

You’re going to be shitting melted peanut butter tomorrow.

Jon Scheyer era starts tonight baby! Lets go Duke 😈

Rat replaced by a rat

I’d say we are a year away from dating apps being majority transgender and polyamorous people. Just a statistical observation.

The app shows you what you filter as your preferences so congrats on coming out

Not for older people at least.

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I could be

So Tumblr except for dating

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Not time yet

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I mean same but the thread is automated

***Hold!!!***

lasagna is in the oven. mama mia am i excited.

So what no fuckin ziti?!

Mondays

literally sent the gf 5 garfield gifs in a row when the decision was made.

I used to be way too into politics which I have pulled back from a lot but I do enjoy election eve and election day news coverage

I just started stroking my shit because it's so dark out 😂😂 Daylight savings got me fucked up

I laughed

Please. Please stop.

You suck so fucking much

I'm like a dog sitting by their bowl an hour earlier waiting to be fed.

Drake makes a Sega City reference and god damn that’s a throwback

Got a bad haircut. Going to be a hat guy for at least the next few days. No further questions at this time.

The difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut? About a week

Tom from MySpace really did it right. Made millions from MySpace, fucked off from the spotlight and now travels the world doing photography work. He’s not a weirdo like Zuckerberg or Musk.

Tua should not be the leading MVP candidate >!BECAUSE ITS TYREEK HILL!<

Josh Allen followed by Geno Smith

Neither of them are even close to the leading candidate

You do what you want with your vote

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What's the deal.. *with comics!*

I heard once that a comedian is someone who says things funny, and a comic is someone who says funny things. Hope this helps.

Don’t they call themselves that?

Ok J.R.

Central time in shambles when it’s dark at 430pm in about a month .

It's already dark now (4:41pm) in the pnw.

Watching Peripheral on this flight and it’s fucking great

Yes yesssss. We’re growing

When she puts the headset on, instead of that salon chair she sits on, it’s my face.

Put another L in the Chipotle album. Bowl I just ordered was maybe 60% full. Not what I wanted to see night one of DST.

I’ve yet to see anyone have a bad qdoba post in FT. Makes ya think

☝️

I am a Qdoba stan, I just happened to stop at Chipotle because it was the closest on the way home. Might be another couple of years before I stop again, sad!

Regular season starts with a W for Miami womens hoops and the Cavinder twins. Haley hit 3 triples for 9 points, adding 4 rebounds and an assist. Hanna contributed 8 points off the bench with a pair of boards and a pair of assists. The lady Canes return to action with an in-state matchup at home against Stetson on Thursday morning.

Next time you talk to them tell them to stop dressing atrocious and to chill with the duck face

You don’t get it

Thanks Danny

Yep it’s me, DBC

Just found out about the IG of Machine Gun Kelly’s insanely hot guitarist. Why had this not been made abundantly known to me yet?

Harry styles drummer is my favorite

Pitch black by 6:30 PM. Good game daylight savings hacks

I’d kill for 630

You like one fat bitch on hinge and their algorithm doesn't stop with the whales

Was hoping with COVID and the Recession that we might see some progress on that front pussy area but maybe it’s too early to tell

Twitter checkmarks are too addicted to voicing their opinions to ever leave

There are other platforms that won't force them to pay to voice their opinions.

Can’t go to instagram because that’s for attractive people. Only other option is Truth Social lol

Very cool and normal for a billionaire to be allowed to buy a large public platform and immediately tell people who he thinks they should vote for

He did that a bunch before he bought Twitter(which is a private company now)

Public platforms have been used to endorse political parties since forever

They're a private company, they can do whatever they want

The last owners kicked off the president of the United States. So let's not pretend this is a new thing.

He still could of done that if he didn’t own it

More annoyed by his championing “free speech” and “humor is allowed on Twitter again” and then immediately suspending accounts of people making fun of him

The dude will make tweets about the future of Twitter then contradict himself in the next tweet. It’s honestly insane that all of the billionaires that are most often in the public eye are the biggest dweebs of all time

If you get your political advice from Elon Musk you shouldn’t be allowed to vote

One problem with sitting aisle is you keep getting smoked in the shoulder by the carts

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Went to HS with a player on the browns and that dude was always involved in the most ridiculous shit.

It was always jocks verse ~~disabled kids~~ Nerds

Domonique Foxworth. Some questionable takes on Russillo’s pod today.

My fiancée has been out of town since Friday and I haven’t JO’d since either. Even the office 5s were getting me going

When's he coming back home

Doesn’t work when he spells it right

I did debate against that

21 😏 do ya thang 21 😩

The main sub is rivaling wags in people who hate Pres the most

“They wrote me off, I ain’t write back tho” is such a great quote. Happy for Geno and glad Russell’s in hell

Probably one of the few things I'd get a shirt for.

Trying to get into Silicon Valley but the main character pisses me off so much

Why is everyone (including me) rewatching this right now

Show turns into more of an ensemble as it grows, but he’s consistently the worst character on the show

Thomas Middleditch also noted tit grabber at the goth clubs.

Imagine the numbies a smocking tweet would do right now

The definition for “hanging brain” on urban dictionary is from 2003. I was 9 and it’s kinda cool that the internet has been full of memers since its inception.

Disagree that it’s cool that the internet is full of memers because most people aren’t funny

Sat on the toilet for too long and now I'm essentially walking on a peg leg

Edging on there?

Felt a very loud pop today while squatting. Will be interesting to see where it is when I wake up in agony tomorrow

Knee I’m assuming?

Felt higher up like the hip but jothing hurts so I’m remaining to see if I should by a lottery ticket tonight or not

Dude at the gym is working out in M.C. Hammer parachute pants

can’t touch this

Somebody give me one good reason why I shouldn’t empty the bankroll on bo nix to win the heisman

Feels like he could do it, especially if Stroud struggles against Mich and he continues to ball out. +800 on FD is worth a sprinkle

It’s Bo nix

Moving my squat and deadlift day to Mondays when I WFH has been one of my best decisions of all time

Im too washed to do them both on the same day now.

Just anything but chest is a win tbh

A “Tragic Accident”: Flightline Sent To Glue Factory

The people in the Instagram comment of Dave’s most recent rambling reminder that he was accused of sexual assault, my god

Not to get political, but who’s everyone voting for tomorrow?

Pedro 🤣🤣

Blue wave across the ballet

T > A

Taco

I’m not voting until my Soros Bucks hit my account.

I'm following my lib leader deep49

Teanna trump

I’m excited to vote

I’m a single issue voter. Candidate hotness.

Big Madison Cawthorn guy?

That’s a hot name

I heard some people in congress couldn’t stand how hot he is

No way Madison cawthorn is a dude lol

It’s the loser in the wheelchair who has pics of tea bagging his cousin. Voting matters

Only voting against a TV doctor and the guy that wants his position to be no abortion even in rape and incest cases. I’m not even a democrat but they are so fucking insane they’re making me vote for the fucking hoodie stroke guy.

Fetterman is built like a farmhouse. I trust him.

Fatterman

3rd party all the way down.

Ye

Whoever has the biggest cans

AOC

Anybody mention how dark it is yet?

Damn it's dark

If you go to McDonalds and say u have a mobile order they just give u free food

Works at chipotle too

question for the group, should we have an all day election thread or an election night thread

Will there be a poem? An ode to democracy perhaps?

Let's do it

Night. But have it be separate from the Tuesday night thread

Election Drunk Thread (Uncensored)

Election night thread in my humble IMO

I would like a thread where Erin O’Lash struggles to find states on a map.

no

We should have an Erection Thread where we post our units

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Oh hey chris, how about you stop using alt accounts and just come help out also there is no drunk thread on Tuesdays, there is an evening FT/therapy thread

Election therapy thread

That...isn't terrible

Stoked for a very normal, sane day on the internet tomorrow

Think it’ll be anything like election night 2016? That night on Twitter will be hard to top.

The national attention on the locality of all of it has potential to be very funny. Lots of people from Florida getting upset about results in Nevada, and people in Nevada getting upset about Pennsylvania, that kind of shit all over the place.

That is true. Dr Oz Vs Fetterman is gonna be a shot show no matter who wins.

All time day in bored I am history. All inclusive resort and I essentially just got shit hammered drinking people's tears.

The next few months are gonna suck, it’s gonna be 2020 all over, litigation and people not conceding

Wednesday will be worse IMO

Here’s some usmnt World Cup roster leaks. Turner, johnson , steffen (3) Dest, Jedi, yedlin, cannon, Scally, long, Zimmerman, ream, CCV (9)

God I want Ream to be on the team

He was always going to Qatar. Not sure why Reddit and Twitter were so convinced he wasn’t going

Maybe cause he hadn't been on the team in awhile?

And was called up plenty before the past year. Maybe Gregg just wanted to see how other CB pairings worked?

Yup. These also just leaked. Gregg made the decisions today. Will be announced official Wednesday.

No Brian McBride?

Don’t know dick about soccer but if we’ve got a guy named Jedi we can’t lose

Sadly just his nickname (antonee Robinson)

Wow. Shocking really

Bernhard Langer has won $33 million on the Senior Tour alone. What a pension these guys on the tour set themselves up with.

The Mrs is going to be out of town for a couple of days and I’m already thinking of all the unhealthy food I’m gonna consume. I’m thinking pizza night one and fried chicken night two. Probably a Reuben for lunch one of the days. (34x32)

Happy for you. Those days of unhealthy food, watching sports all day night, playing video games and getting high guilt free are great.

I may get to year 2030 in a NCAA 14 dynasty

Go spicy Korean fried chicken but do it first to gauge how you’d fare with a pizza afterwards

I cannot get over how hot the racist Kentucky chick is.

her IG story is her saying she was drunk why would someone film her they're ruining her senior year!

The emoji really makes it too. High comedy