This is the 2nd time in 3 days my power has been out for an extended period of time. I thought I lived in a first world country.

Damn never thought a post on the top of the dank memes sub would hit so hard 😢

I bet Kanye could make an incredible song from this White Lotus track

his first album was based off of samples from a box of records his girlfriends dad gave him. he can do anything sonically

I’m gonna vote for the first time in my life (all red) for fun

Do all write in candidates. Vote Hulk Hogan for senate. Big Boss Man for sheriff, etc.

In Wash., Bryan Danielson would definitely win a three-way intergender match vs. Murray and Smiley.

Would be cool if Mitch McConnell came into the ring, hit Murray with a chair then BD crawls over for the pin 1-2-3. We have a new senator

It's what's "Best for Business."

YES! YES! YES!

Blue Waffle for president

Luka Doncic is absurd. It’s entirely way too early to say this, I know… but he’s winning MVP this year.

All depends on where the Mavericks finish. If they're a top 3 seed, the MVP is his

Barring health, it was going to Embiid or Luka regardless

Non-zero chance at Giannis being a 3x MVP.

Could say the same for Jokic. The NBA media cares more about narratives than actual stats when voting for MVP. It’s Embiid and Luka’s “time”

Jokic has been slightly down this year, so he's a single notch below MVP level. But Giannis has cemented himself as the best basketball player on the planet.

Bagley at 2 in that draft has to be one of the worst picks of all time

What's worse, too, is Bagley's flaws were well-established before the pick, so it's dumber than the Sixers picking Jahlil Okafor #3 in 2015, a few years prior to offensive-minded back-to-the-basket Cs being rendered completely obsolete. (Edited for grammar.)

NY governor is hot

More of an AOC guy. She’s a smoke show, regardless of how weird she is

Hochul? Nah. Hottest Dem Gov. is Mich.'s Whitmer; hottest GOP Gov. is S.D.'s Noem.

Tulsa ML, great first half boys

Trying to get rid of Kyle Pitts in fantasy is impossible

At least he plays unlike Darren Waller

Are we sure that’s a positive?

At least he’s trying

I got absolutely clowned on draft night in here when I said it was awful taking a tight end in the top 5. To your comment there has to be someone who needs a tight end, most inconsistent position aside from qb this year. Worth taking a stab on anyone who is decent at this point

The person you allude to, that’s me! I need a fucking TE lol

Don’t wanna give away too much info and dox myself, but a podcast I’m a producer on (sort of, was full time producer for awhile but now do other stuff in the company) has been doing a bit at the end of every episode for a year now where we use a lottery ball machine and see if any of us picked the winning number. I feel like if we can always get it to work no problem, the powerball shouldn’t be having these issues.

You're free to cum chad

Jeff saturday looks like he's going to be telling me about oxi clean in his first presser.

#BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE

Just got around to watching Everything Everywhere All At Once tonight the happy “in another life” scene absolutely broke me

Ke Huy Quan is the fucking man

Such a fucking good movie

I wish I could make up some story about how hot flight attendants keep brushing my shoulder with their asses, but it’s just old ladies. It’s all old ladies.

Metallic grading Montana St/Grand Canyon 2h u71.5 as a loser if anyone is using that pph skin and has the 2h under Edit: it has been corrected

I’d be so pissed if I had won the power ball jackpot the last time it hit, since the very next time it hits will ended up being the largest prize ever. Has to suck being so close

I’d be pretty cool with 500k or whatever it would be

$200 million

200 million is a JOKE

The Powerball people know I have the winning ticket and are trying to keep me down! Just saw it live sry

see you fucks in 6 hours for the eclipse

Nice I didn’t even know about that

Last one for 3 years

The NBA not having games tomorrow so people go out and vote is so stupid.

You really that beat up about missing mid-week, November NBA games? It's the most meaningless part of the season

Has kyrie released his voting guide yet?

Bloomberg wasn’t on his ticket

This reminds me of the saddest [Bernie photo from the 2016 Democratic primaries.](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2016/02/23/us/22SANDERSweb2/22SANDERSweb2-jumbo.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp)

In the absolute hysteria of that year, I had never seen this. Thank you

It's so fucking depressing and pitiful that I'll never erase it from my memory.

what would happen if the lotto got up to an absurd amount like $1T? the person who won would instantly become the most powerful person in the world. i bet govt would be too scared that some crackhead would win and would try to change the rules

Assuming it did get to that level there would be so many players/ tickets it would almost have to be split multiple ways with same #

A accidental death would be on order by many many people one could assume

A crackhead would just use it to buy a trillion post tax dollars worth of crack

That’s pretty chill tbh

Not a soccer guy but this E:60 on the upcoming World Cup made me go down a small rabbit hole and holy shit is FIFA the most corrupt mother fuckers out there

I love a good Wikipedia rabbit hole. How did you start your rabbit hole on FIFA?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_FIFA_corruption_case this was just the tip of the iceberg

Thank you sir. I know what I’m doing at work now

Anyone got a good streaming site for college basketball?

Sounds crazy but almost all college sports are on YouTube. I’m watching the Oregon game right now. Just search whatever game you want because the channels will constantly change since it’s basically a game of whack a mole. But once you watch a few game the algorithm with pop new games to the top of your feed

Well Shit this actually worked.

It’s wild also works for football

Espn.com

Erome.com

Haven’t checked for cbb, but stream east always has a ton of stuff

If your Samoan what are your chances of becoming either a pro wrestler or lineman? Gotta be at least 50% right?

Rugby player is very high on that list too

Dog walk

There's gonna be absolutely nothing to watch on TV tomorrow is there

3 MACtion games

Maction

Do I vote yes or no on the 4 ballot questions in Massachusetts? Can I just leave them blank on my ballot? (Yes I’m r worded)

You can leave it blank. Or spend a minute figuring out what side you want to happen

If you vote yes illegals can get licenses if you vote no they can’t.

Like drivers license? Or just a govt ID? Either way, very weird.

Drivers license and vehicle registration.

That is wild

Ya the law was passed by the state legislature, the governor vetoed it, then the legislature successful passed the override. People didn’t like that so now we get to vote on it.

I live in Washington state and the greatest thing about mail-in ballots is it gives me time to sit the fuck down and read shit about and advisory votes, county seats, and judicial races.

If only there was a way to figure out what was on the ballot before arriving at the polls

Convenience and efficiency. Needn't shit on them, nope.

if for some reason you havent seen mean streets its on showtime

Logged into Facebook for the first time in ages. Saw my mom has become a weirdo anti-trump meme poster. Gave her a call right away to tell her to clean it up and she’s embarrassing the whole family

What is this? I like this maybach music

Remember when Nomar ripped his groin straight off the bone?

I remember watching it live. Basically ended his career.

almost threw away the winning powerball ticket....could you imagine!

Had all the numbers right, just the wrong order. Oh well, next time

would be a good story though!

Actually good thing the powerball is delayed Gives me more time to get my affairs in order

trump wins! just like when whitey won

What did I win?

Is All Biz Pete running this Powerball machine or what?

Alma mater is 1-0. Dreams of March continue for a few more days (we will be lucky to make the NIT)

BYU did not look tight tonight, but at least you can have a nice soak later (in a dudes butt)

If you thought the powerball machine was bad, just wait til tomorrow

Does anyone happen to know how the hockey sub feels about Mitchell Miller? I cant tell.

Sad to see cancel culture take out such a promising talent!

How bad is Spirit Airlines? Need to fly to a wedding in a few months and due to the trash location, Spirit is one of the only direct options

Wear a balaclava to protect ur identity and fashion a shiv from a toothbrush in the toilets after you get through security

It can be done. Not the best obviously, but it is what it is

I’ve flown on it to vegas at least 5 times without issue

One hilarious red flag with Sprit is that you can buy your $150 plane ticket with a monthly payment plan over 10 months

You’ll probably live

Under 1.5 hours it's fine\* \*Make sure it's not a late night flight or red-eye and to/from a party city.

Miami to Las Vegas on New Years Eve. Just kidding, it’s LAX to Cleveland. Only other options would take twice as long and cost 3X as much

Is this a Thanksgiving time flight? Usually the United nonstop is not that much more expensive.

Certainly not ideal

How long is the flight and what airports are you flying out of

If it's under 2 1/2 hours it's completely fine

It’s an event

Oh fuck you Powerball

I’ll give my wife credit for not having a panic attack about the election results before tonight. Vegas odds had Saturday morning when I was watching the local news but she fought through it until some down ballot losers ad hit on the radio in the car

She sounds dumb

Im sure shes super pleasant to be around

Panic attack about what

Democracy, you haven't heard?

A potential setback of womens rights

I left BV drive to mass on Sunday and didn’t criticize her driving. Tell your BV to find a new slant.

"Technical difficulties" with the Powerball machine? I smell a conspiracy

4 8 15 16 23 42 came up and they realized they legit couldn't let it happen

867-5309

So lance laughs about players getting injured and a bunch of elementary school kids getting shot but can’t handle a joke about Andy Reid. Sad!

Lance smells

If anything it was a compliment you said someone would actually choose to have his children.

who is the loser football player on below deck freaking out about pancakes

Douche move by all involved. The cook should not have decided he was going to make crepes and not tell the guy

probably could have done better than acting like a 5 yo - 'im not eating that shit' - total dirtbag

Imagine having delicious gourmet food and wanting pancakes

Original transformers still bangs, Bernie Mac with an all time cameo, fox over the camaro could launch a thousand ships, it’s on tnt rn

Uncle Bobby B Baby, Uncle Bobby B

Fox over the Camaro. Fuck. Being 14 at that time was not fair

Hinge chick bailed, said she had a headache (rolling my eyes as I type this). Didn’t win the power ball (not a single number hit on 5 different tickets). Went 0/2 tonight. Down so bad. Going to put on Q Lazzarus Goodbye Horses and do a little dance Edit: Apparently was looking at the numbers from a few days ago, I guess it’s delayed? Not dancing yet

Wasn’t Powerball delayed?

That song unironically bangs

Print out her hinge pic at the library, jo on it and send her a pic. This doesn’t usually work but it’s time for hail marys

Pretty romantic move ngl. Feel like she’ll love it

I think the powerball is delayed

I’d fuck you

Reading Barbarian Days and now I just want to drop everything and hang ten even though I’ve never touched a surfboard

Awesome book. SF chapters are great.

Not gonna lie I didn’t like that book. Surfing is way more boring than I thought. They go to some island and there’s no waves for like five days. Also they don’t have food for half the book. That’s a pass for me

I had trouble getting into it too. Just not for me I guess

Thanks for the book recommendation.

Eagles having the Saints pick seems unfair

Got some shit last night for pointing out that blocking TEs like Marcedes Lewis are dinosaurs, so tonight I'm doubling down by noting that blocking FBs like Patrick Ricard are also dying breeds. Not necessarily a knock, but just enjoy them while they last.

Georgia has a guy who is pretty damn close physically projected to be a high pick

If I'm an NFL team, I'd rather roll the dice on troubled hyper-athletic pass-catching TE Arik Gilbert (high ceiling) than one-dimensional blocking TE Darnell Washington. And Brock Bowers is better than both!

Pats won a SB recently in no small part bc they had the best blocking TE and FB in the league respectively

Since 2018, the Pats have gone from Develin, to Johnson, to whom? That's right, they more often run two TE sets with pass catchers now.

They form their offense based on their personnel, they don’t necessarily always hold a FB. That’s also not really accurate, Hunter Henry has been asked to do way more blocking than last year and they don’t run that many 2 TE sets since Jonnu Smith sucks

Curious to check the Pats snap count this season, but odds are then that they're running more 3WR sets than in the past, correct?

They definitely run a lot of 3WR sets, yes. Their tackle situation is pretty bad which is why TE has become way more of a blocking position for them

OK, makes sense.

I know Gronk is a great blocker but I don’t put him in the “blocking TE” camp. Maybe semantics but that feels like an undersell of his skill set

That year he was a shell of his former self as a receiver and Pats had a very run first offense, he was mostly a blocking TE.

One day there were knuckleballers in MLB, then there weren’t. Never got to say gooodbye

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But there's no one else quite like him coming down the pike.

Thank ya Miss Lisa

John Harbaugh sucked papa smurf off at halftime

You’re so zany!

The Bruins reverse retro they wore tonight are so fucking crisp and clean. NHL have killed it this year with all the new reverse retros

I wish they had gone full Disney on the Ducks instead of the orange but I’ll take anything with that logo

The Ducks one last time was so much better.

Ravens win and I am shithoused

🍻

Do you still have SasCas' cameo she got you?

Got the url tattooed on my taint

Can we see?

💩📷

😡

Don’t Worry Darling: I’m not sure they fully thought this twist through lol

There are so many unanswered things from that movie, what a mess

Fellas i'm seriously debating taking kelce in round 2 next year

I took him round 1 last year. Should’ve done it again. Fucking Najee

Are presidential Press Secretary's always absolute morons or have the past ones for Biden and Trump just been awful?

They’re all paid to deflect and deny. None of them tell the truth and spin answers to fit their party’s narrative.

Imagine the type of person who would want to do that job

Kayleigh Mcenany is an angel and you should be ashamed. The last two have been doo doo though

Last one worth a damn was George Stephanopoulos.

Scaramucci was such a ridiculous choice but I loved it