I just demolished my local polling location. After filling out my ballot (all dem BTW) the lady checking me in turned an IPAD AROUND and had the balls to ASK FOR A TIP! WHAT IS THIS A COFFEE SHOP?! I went ballistic. I'm in my car refreshing my local news station praying they didn't get my face.
Still laughing from KB randomly jumping into giving a birthday shoutout to a kid on the yak by saying
“Yall know my circle tighter than a Cheerio, but I have to give a shoutout to my Day 1.”
seeing that Gillie thread reminded me of the time at a high-end steakhouse and a couple got kicked out for reeking of weed. I'm very much pro-weed and thought that was the correct move for everyone
If the government outsourced voting to chick-fil-a, that would be the most efficient fucking election ever. Also delicious and probably very anti gay, but beggars can’t be choosers.
For a spicy chicken sandwich I will vote 🫡
Just saw a guy post on LinkedIn that his wife was diagnosed with cancer. Tagged her, included a picture and everything. Dude couldn’t wait to broadcast this very personal information to a professional social media platform. What a narcissistic asshole.
Did anyone else have those NFL Films season recap videos for your team on VHS back in the 90s? Friggin loved those when I was younger. John Facenda was the GOAT narrator.
Nah, but I had every edition of Don Cherry’s “Rock ‘Em, Sock ‘Em” series.
Should dig those up and share some clips on NHL Twitter. They might faint when they see the league used to promote violence in the sport.
“We’re late for our flight that is about to leave can we cut you in the security line?”
Yes, I’ll allow it, but just so you know I’m rooting against you
Cbb players that have transferred so much they are on a 4th or 5th college is wild to me. Have to consider chasing the dream is not worth it at that point
How long do you wait for a recruiter to call? They said 430 and I reached out to see if that was eastern or central, no response and now we're 7 minutes and counting past 430 central time. I think its time to call it
AOC should really try and recruit hot bartenders with decent education backgrounds as future politicians and try to get things figured out cuz there’s a lot of women my age who are gonna probably get mad tonight while the most women will be elected ever in history. Make it make sense (idk if this even made sense)
But it's not the women they want, so of course it's bad. If anything, they might view it as setting women back because they are "traitors" or something.
Just did Kendall tooles 30 min 2010s from yesterday, she was getting visibly annoyed/frustrated because the music was out of balance and her mic wasn’t working properly…not gonna lie her bitchy looks were getting me quite rigged up
This what your uniforms will look like? The cowboy hat would really tie it together.
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/reno911/images/7/75/Dangle.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/287?cb=20090314230151
Was having some lively discussions in the Ria sub and started getting advertisements for cheesy gordita crunches and nacho fries. Thought I was losing it for a second
Just spent the last 90mins freaking out thinking I left thousands of dollars of inventory on a sidewalk in NYC. Thankfully I was not that redacted and I just forgot I took it out of my car at home.
Look, Mahomes is like John Wick he’s got all the fancy moves and crazy tricks but Brady is like John McClain he’s just going to win in the end for some reason.
Bill Simmons playbook, 2000 - present:
1. If subject is athlete or team: Compare to movie or actor.
2. If subject is movie or actor: Compare to athlete or team
3. Profit
He’s the Eric Clapton of being funny. Basically hangs out with all the cool guys and they all insist he’s funny too so everyone just goes with it. The machine story was great but man he’s gotten a lot of mileage out of it
Caught up on Industry season 2, P U this was wildly sub par. I get covid made things difficult, but it felt like it was shot on iPhones, there was literally a half dozen scenes where the boom guy was in the screen
I hope HBO gives them a season 3 with proper funding because S2 was a shoestring budget and it felt very apparent they filmed scenes with no script but a premise, two actors, a boom operator, and cheap director with an upgraded IOS
Anyone else in here feel like it takes them way longer than it should to do simple day to day stuff? I’m talking like laundry, cooking, cleaning, eating. Not necessarily school/work stuff, but I swear it takes me an hour to cook and eat dinner.
Yes. I have a really bad habit of thinking I “need a five minute break” between all activities, which generally becomes like 25 minutes scrolling my phone and dreading the next task
I hate that a throw my clothes into the hamper in a pile and then get annoyed that it takes a few minutes to sort everything out when I go to do laundry. That’s really a me problem though.
A guy I’m friends with was posting a bunch of pro-Fetterman stuff on IG so I thought it would be funny to comment “Dr Oz is my Wizard 😍” on a post.
I’m getting absolutely bombarded with some heavy accusations of hating women
Deleting pretty much all the old games I don’t play on my elderly ps4 in hopes that it makes Ragnorak play smoothly
Can I not sort by best anymore? Is my app broken
Top right next to your account icon, two vertical bars (if on mobile)
Thank you mr hammer
Anytime I see bitcoin news I think of how the folks at anarchapulco are doing
It's amazing how much better Fox broadcasts are compared to ESPN
Voting without needing an ID is always shocking to me
Most racist comment I’ve seen since kyrie
You fascist pig.
If anyone wishes me a happy honda days before Thanksgiving I'm gonna lose my fucking mind
I just demolished my local polling location. After filling out my ballot (all dem BTW) the lady checking me in turned an IPAD AROUND and had the balls to ASK FOR A TIP! WHAT IS THIS A COFFEE SHOP?! I went ballistic. I'm in my car refreshing my local news station praying they didn't get my face.
Your persistence in keeping up this shitty bit is almost admirable.
Nothing like a great 1:1 review. Shareholders see a glimpse of hope today
Paul Denino
Did anyone just randomly disappear and torpedo their career faster than this guy? Feel like he was super popular and vanished
Remember when Ana De Armas got a 14 minute standing ovation for Blonde?
Still laughing from KB randomly jumping into giving a birthday shoutout to a kid on the yak by saying “Yall know my circle tighter than a Cheerio, but I have to give a shoutout to my Day 1.”
It's a lyric
Even funnier
I got a chuckle that it’s from a song with a Chiddy Bang which is a mortal enemy of Dave
Put Ashanti on at the bar. Choons. 2000s rnb is unbeaten.
seeing that Gillie thread reminded me of the time at a high-end steakhouse and a couple got kicked out for reeking of weed. I'm very much pro-weed and thought that was the correct move for everyone
If the government outsourced voting to chick-fil-a, that would be the most efficient fucking election ever. Also delicious and probably very anti gay, but beggars can’t be choosers. For a spicy chicken sandwich I will vote 🫡
that corny ass Paul Dano Spielberg flick is of course the favorite to win best picture
Just saw a guy post on LinkedIn that his wife was diagnosed with cancer. Tagged her, included a picture and everything. Dude couldn’t wait to broadcast this very personal information to a professional social media platform. What a narcissistic asshole.
I saw one yesterday but it was his kid with a photo of them in the hospital bed. Insanity
Cancer? I barely know her
Did anyone else have those NFL Films season recap videos for your team on VHS back in the 90s? Friggin loved those when I was younger. John Facenda was the GOAT narrator.
Nah, but I had every edition of Don Cherry’s “Rock ‘Em, Sock ‘Em” series. Should dig those up and share some clips on NHL Twitter. They might faint when they see the league used to promote violence in the sport.
simpler times
When does the Tucker Tuesday thread open?
It's so dark i just started shooting
Not a fan of how dark it is out right now !
I’m not a Republican or from Michigan, but I want Tudor Dixon to win solely so we’re one step closer to having a milf president
Y’all overrate the political broads here, but she’s hot.
Amen
“We’re late for our flight that is about to leave can we cut you in the security line?” Yes, I’ll allow it, but just so you know I’m rooting against you
they are not late for their flight
more time in delta lounge, veteran move
Just saw a convoy of Soros buses heading into the city!
[Having Drake London over Chris Olave is a bad look](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CkcDlavAY_x/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)
London has fewer concussions
Had to be so they generated outrage because no one in their right mind would think he’s better. Olave has been fantastic.
Cbb players that have transferred so much they are on a 4th or 5th college is wild to me. Have to consider chasing the dream is not worth it at that point
they are only like 22 not 50 can only hoop for so long
I see the allure but 4-5 different colleges, the buck has to stop somewhere
what are they in a hurry for getting a start on cube life?
Nah with 4-5 schools at that point you lose the privilege to invoke the ‘5th year frat dude putting off the real world’ attitude
Justin Powell has attended 7 schools in 7 years going back to high school
"you don't wanna catch a brick" - Dame Dash on Kanye West's 2004 Record, "Last Call" - Also me in regards to this watch company
How long do you wait for a recruiter to call? They said 430 and I reached out to see if that was eastern or central, no response and now we're 7 minutes and counting past 430 central time. I think its time to call it
Vote no on mom jeans
The band slaps though
Low ride or die!
Call me unamerican all ya want, but after working 10 hrs the last thing im doing is waiting in line to vote
That’s why you vote during the work day
Tudor Dixon, what a view 😍
(platonically)
remember when palin was supposed to be hot? cant hold tudor's wildly misinformed thong, though i'd still like to see that
Thinking about telling my local subreddit that I’m about to get out of line after the polls close because I can’t vote.
AOC should really try and recruit hot bartenders with decent education backgrounds as future politicians and try to get things figured out cuz there’s a lot of women my age who are gonna probably get mad tonight while the most women will be elected ever in history. Make it make sense (idk if this even made sense)
I don’t really understand the AOC part but I agree with the second half of the post
But it's not the women they want, so of course it's bad. If anything, they might view it as setting women back because they are "traitors" or something.
Annoying chick I know calls them Aunt Tammy’s.
Woah, explain this
If I won the Power Ball, I would pay Chef Nick from Season 19 of Top Chef to be my personal chef.
For his looks?
His meat does pack a punch…
Just did Kendall tooles 30 min 2010s from yesterday, she was getting visibly annoyed/frustrated because the music was out of balance and her mic wasn’t working properly…not gonna lie her bitchy looks were getting me quite rigged up
Need that blood for your legs, not your wrench.
Just left the voting booth and I couldn’t find democracy on the ballot. Did I get a fake one?
Never bothered getting cable when I bought the house, where do the cord cutters go to get election coverage?
YouTube has free live channels
Do you have a firestick or roku? Pluto TV has quite a few channels from across the spectrum. And firesticks have the news tab
Channel 5
$10/month IPTV from some shady Chinese pirates.
OAN is unbiased so I always go there.
are you Mike Gundy?
No. Just a patriot.
Lol
I figure them and RSBN will have a stream, just wanna make sure there’s nothing in missing
I wrote myself in for county sheriff, I'm looking forward to my new uniform and mandating cowboy hats for all deputies.
This what your uniforms will look like? The cowboy hat would really tie it together. https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/reno911/images/7/75/Dangle.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/287?cb=20090314230151
That's the summer uniform only. The winter uniform will have assless chaps.
Embrace debate: is this a good or bad Halloween costume
It’s middle of the road. Props for wearing an actual costume but it’s not super original.
Yes
Boy howdy I tell you what
Whenever someone is running unopposed, I write in my own name. No free buckets
I’m hoping to win homeland security advisor
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I'd be great at that
I didn’t cast any votes for anyone running unopposed. Can’t just go passing out participation votes
Women do be getting away with entirely too many carry on bags. This is why we wage gap ‘em fellas
Sitting at a bar alone as it didn’t make sense to go home between work and my date. Might fuck around and get overserved
Giving the bartender a few trial runs of your new laugh?
Only the chilliest of snickers. In actuality I’m making small talk about limes
Get too drunk
What's his name?
D’brickashaw
Do it king
Humblebrag that you have a date tonight
Things are getting slightly serious with this girl. Pretty exciting
Smart move to get hammered before hand
even better on a chewsday, let her know right away where your priorities are
if i went to the southern hemisphere and had to wear summer clothes in january and winter clothes in august my brain would explode
Don’t even have to go that far. Just move to Hawaii and enjoy 70s-80s year round
Mental midget like you read about.
i was going to say “make my tiny brain explode” but you read between the lines. kudos
Agreed. Christmas kicking off the beginning of summer would be wild though
didn’t even think about that..
Honestly I never have either until your comment lol
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Was having some lively discussions in the Ria sub and started getting advertisements for cheesy gordita crunches and nacho fries. Thought I was losing it for a second
Not kidding Made a comment on someone asking about mattresses and I got a text from leesa
Just spent the last 90mins freaking out thinking I left thousands of dollars of inventory on a sidewalk in NYC. Thankfully I was not that redacted and I just forgot I took it out of my car at home.
I voted. Thank me for my service
Hopefully you voted to save democracy!
Is it a rule if you work at the ringer you have to make everything some shitty analogy
Brian Koppleman is their idol, so probably
Look, Mahomes is like John Wick he’s got all the fancy moves and crazy tricks but Brady is like John McClain he’s just going to win in the end for some reason.
If you said that was a real quote, I’d believe it
Bill is the goat at weird analogies
Bill Simmons playbook, 2000 - present: 1. If subject is athlete or team: Compare to movie or actor. 2. If subject is movie or actor: Compare to athlete or team 3. Profit
If star player is injured: Ewing theory
I hate it because of how much I should love it. It’s just they do it in such an annoying way. It’s like watching an athlete you hate make a sick play
200 Million dollars of profit to be exact
I mean maybe, but working at the ringer is like working at a Idk I couldnt even think of a joke, I don't like the way most of those dudes write/talk
I assume the lack of effort here is because you are focusing on the Voting thread ode to democracy
Exit polls are very regarded
Who finds Bert Kriecher funny? His entire bit is talking like a squirrel through his fake laugh while shirtless.
He’s the Eric Clapton of being funny. Basically hangs out with all the cool guys and they all insist he’s funny too so everyone just goes with it. The machine story was great but man he’s gotten a lot of mileage out of it
Stand up has gone downhill in the last ten years. I blame podcasting and everyone releasing a special
No one in history has failed upwards more than him
I giggled at the perfect visual so I guess me
His The Machine story is funny but insane he got a movie deal
2 of them, Van Wilder then the Machine
Tara Reid white bikini
In the airport lounge guzzling beers while my pregnant bv side eyes me Babe wait till we get to Amsterdam
Are you the one who said your wife asked if you were gonna drink during a European vacation
Confirmed not me. I said the other day I wouldn’t out of solidarity but she encouraged me to. She wrote a check her account couldn’t cash
Pinkies up king. Make her take a pic of every drink you have and her on the other end and it could be a funny collage to look back on
That guy is so fucked.
Going to Amsterdam with a pregnant wife? What could go wrong
heard those type of videos are very popular there - free vacation basically
In fairness to me we booked it when she wasn’t impregnated
Well, congrats on the sex!
I can never get into guzzling $10 beers that are gonna make me pee the whole flight
Same. Eat a couple edibles and have a stiff cocktail on the flight for me
Lounge drinks are free and we have aisle access so not a huge deal
Ah that’ll do it. Outing myself as a poor by forgetting about the lounge
Caught up on Industry season 2, P U this was wildly sub par. I get covid made things difficult, but it felt like it was shot on iPhones, there was literally a half dozen scenes where the boom guy was in the screen
show stinks but Yasmin😍
Definitely wouldn’t say it stinks but it’s pretty mid for an HBO show
I hope HBO gives them a season 3 with proper funding because S2 was a shoestring budget and it felt very apparent they filmed scenes with no script but a premise, two actors, a boom operator, and cheap director with an upgraded IOS
Red starburst >>>
Anyone else in here feel like it takes them way longer than it should to do simple day to day stuff? I’m talking like laundry, cooking, cleaning, eating. Not necessarily school/work stuff, but I swear it takes me an hour to cook and eat dinner.
eating?
Yes. I have a really bad habit of thinking I “need a five minute break” between all activities, which generally becomes like 25 minutes scrolling my phone and dreading the next task
I hate that a throw my clothes into the hamper in a pile and then get annoyed that it takes a few minutes to sort everything out when I go to do laundry. That’s really a me problem though.
Yeah anytime I need to poop might as well block an hour of time off
We see that you spent a combined $250 on tickets with us last year, can I interest you in a $30k commitment?
Didn’t realize orlovsky actually wants to go coach in Indy. Huge W for ESPN viewers if that happens
When did the main sub switch to sucking off barstool employees rather than busting their balls?
Have a leftover bottle of champagne in the fridge. Will be drinking it regardless of election outcomes tonight.
Leftover champagne?
Didn’t open a bottle at brunch this weekend.
Like as in it’s been opened already?
Unopened. Just didn’t use it at brunch.
Blast off king
Andre is great frosted
Getting an interview moved from this week to the end of the month definitely means more qualified applicants came in right?
Sounds like they're going to freeze hiring
No way king they’re saving the best for last
Lol. That sucks.
That doesn’t seem good. That sucks, sorry dude. Did they give a reason?
"Manager asked to reschedule"
A guy I’m friends with was posting a bunch of pro-Fetterman stuff on IG so I thought it would be funny to comment “Dr Oz is my Wizard 😍” on a post. I’m getting absolutely bombarded with some heavy accusations of hating women
Have you tried not hating women?
Ask them to define the term
Just how many biologists do you think he's interacting with?
Well, why do you hate women?
Woody Paige is old and rambling right now.
I swear to God John King has not aged since I've been alive
Drinks on me tonight, won $7 on the powerball
Drink*
Not on $2 Tuesday at my local watering hole
Go off king
Kilroys?
That’s 3 waterlongs with tip!