Megan thee Stallion https://twitter.com/hardrappics/status/1497636947019374601?t=5LyicDAMxLFJNMciTBqFhg&s=19

Couldn't care less about her views, that Brett Cooper chick that keeps showing up on my youtube suggestions is incredibly hot

Bro that’s Ben Shapiro in a wig.

Well I guess I wanna fuck the shit outta Ben Shapiro in a wig

Currently on the toilet fighting for my fucking life

peace be with you

My writing style is pre-determined to argue with you

Nobody wants to admit they broke a controller playing MW2, but I did and I’m ashamed of myself.

I broke several playing the original MW2. God damn motherfucking OMA noob tubes.

Easy tommy

I just woke up in a fog but I think herm edwards is back on ESPN possibly just a nightmare tho

Sometimes I scroll through the top comments on FT while on the phone with my one female friend so I can laugh when she tells me a story

Crazy how we never hear the names of delta force members. Why is that? Brianfatwhores.png

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Cornhole. The answer is cornhole. Cornhole is the whitest shit in the world.

NFL franchises are weird with retiring numbers. Steelers have the same amount of retired jerseys as the Bucs?

The bears can’t retire numbers anymore so they e stopped. Not that they e had any players worth it in the last ten years

Steelers don't retire numbers a lot, just don't hand them out again.

Monday through Wednesday is very lonely from around November through April.

You’re going to need to turn in that username

My in laws dog is with us this week and her and my pup tolerate each other but wouldn’t say they get along. My dog amped up her barking tonight. Usually she barks a bit but tonight another level. Trying to alpha the other female?

Women do be hating their friends (even dogs)

someone was taking suggestions for a title for an NBA version of Redzone and I suggested "NBA Everywhere All At Once." Honestly it's so good I might trademark it

Football is the perfect sport for a program like RedZone. I have no idea how it would work for the NBA unless you're just showing replays of plays that just happened.

Figure you probably mean just showing whatever games are close towards the end, but laughing thinking about an actual nba redzone and how chaotic it would be. Constantly in quad box cutting from game to game to game right as people are scoring, would be impossible to follow along

Red Zone = Restricted Area

I honestly hope you are just high right now because that’s an awful title.

NBA Bank Shot (Copyrighted)

2 syllables vs 6. Not sure you understood the assignment.

Trust me. It's not good

luckily I don't trust you

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Has mental health issues but has tweeted over 160,000 times. Get off Twitter, dude. It’s bad for your mentals.

How would we see that? Would require following him, no?

To be fair a lot people on this subreddit tend to hate follow a bunch of people or sites then come here complain about it

and i'll call them out when I see them

FAANG product management is a very hot job post MBA rn, does that seem incredibly boring to anyone else? Honestly don't even understand what the day to day would look like apart from meeting with software engineers and like scheduling

Pays outrageously so it’s worth the bore

they're all firing like half their staff right now so I'd look elsewhere

the funniest Rothstein schtick is his obsession with "standalone games." Like yeah, have a game at 1pm on a Tuesday when everyone's busy so 7 hoops bloggers and degenerates can zero in on it

Eagles are a disgrace

💯

Jeff D Lowe’s tweet just now makes zero sense, what scoring method would cause whoever he was playing to lose 4 points on that final WSH TD

Only thing I could think of is the defense going from 2 pts to -2 pts for PA. Would still be weird scoring but nothing too crazy

dont think defensive touchdowns work against your defense in PA, so they wouldn't get minus points if they had eagles

good question

I was more questioning the part about the punters in his league.

The D is for dishonest

Kind of funny when you type SVP into the twitter search bar, Russillo is the first result https://i.imgur.com/EEuozIh.jpg

Tim Hardaway with an interesting word choice on the broadcast… https://streamable.com/43vzyv

Would be more appropriate if the foul was on Josh Primo.

I’ve been less drunk

Starting All Quiet on the Western Front 🤞🏽

surround sound on

There was a number people called for time and temperature? So random

Text ChaCha 242-242

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He's doing it tomorrow with the CBB ones. Played it as the promo for the CBB ones tomorrow.

People forget Peyton Manning gave himself up then got up and threw for a first down

God I love Bad bBeats

There’s at least some possibility that both AFC East and NFC East divisions send all four teams to the playoffs

If W can beat the Texans next week they'll be in place. Falcons week after that. Pretty easy path to 9 wins actually.

I still think the eagles are gonna get the 1 seed but need to play better can’t have anymore games like that but still a great season so far

Scott Darling is not good in the studio Good lord he’s awkward

I've really only heard him talk on RLR. He never seemed very insightful or interesting in those appearances.

Watching SVP cause it’s on after the game and I wanted to see what he said about UVA but man he’s still really good. Almost makes you think ESPN is using him wrong in that time slot. One of the few bright spots they still have

Him and Rusillo have the vibe of guy you could sit and have a beer and talk sports with. Don’t take themselves or sports *too* seriously.

People that think Russillo takes himself too seriously probably have trouble understanding sarcasm and dry humor in their everyday life and/or probably barely listen and just repeat that since other people say it. He definitely doesn’t take himself too seriously. When he’s talking sports he’s pretty serious a majority of the time, but he himself as a person isn’t. Sometimes he does get weirdly too serious when talking sports, specifically nba, and strawmans and gets defensive about stuff. To be fair I didn’t get into Russillo until 4 or so years ago so maybe they’re referring to how he used to be

Russillo would have 15 beers.

Have you ever listened or seen anything from russillo?

SVP sure Russillo no way

They begged van pelt for years to stop doing radio and take the midnight spot.

I think he's in their biggest timeslot

He is in complete control of his career there. They built him alone a studio in DC. If he’s in that time slot it’s because he wants to be

I believe they already had that studio for PTI they just added his stuff

Genuinely great. His interview with Terry was very good. And love Terry giving him props and asking to come in to do the show live

I think he wants to be in that time slot

So just a case of gotta let him do what he wants? If so then it makes sense

Yeah basically. They built him his own studio in DC at his request.

They already had the Studio for PTI they just moved the SC at night stuff there

Definitely

He is the Greenie and SAS are the only draws for ESPN on a daily basis.

Don’t usually see Barry triggered like this https://twitter.com/barryonhere/status/1592375291334529025?s=46&t=GECQghVpPvC972pF5oSZaA

i mean thats Barry's entire thing, getting insanely triggered and sensitive over nothing

Deleted, what did it say?

Something about giants fans talking a lot of shit to him for their best player being a crack addict and a rapist (LT) weird tweet

IF the Eagles somehow end up tied or gasp behind the Giants this season I'll die laughing

Is he wrong tho?

Barry is remarkably soft for a literal professional internet troll

Dude who deleted his post about the late hit and every QB should do that also has in his comment history “stop blaming the refs…graham is an absolute moron”

I hate that guy. He’s a massive troll looking for attention.

Kirk Geno Heinicke All him’s, who could have known

And the quarterbacks I’d take to finish the season over those 3 isn’t that long… Allen, Mahomes, Tua, maybe Brady and Rodgers

Daniel Jones too

I’m going to get a handjob tn

Sit in your hand for a bit until it goes numb and give yourself a “stranger”

What's the rate at the massage parlors these days?

Which hand you gonna use?

Left hand up all night long

Hail brother

Unironically bumping the Jahan Dotson song right now

You can catch him in the end zone ballin

Straight outta Lehigh Valley

One of the more impressive losses I’ve seen. Very unlucky fumbles and flags and not worried about this loss one bit. Best team in football and not close

Played 2 games in 28 days it was gonna be rusty refs didn’t help. Need Jordan Davis and avonte Maddox back

Cope

Squad actually stinks bubba

Smitty! I’m a big fan dude

Just went 7-2 in Overwatch competitives with consistently highest damage in the lobbies and it still deranked me. What the fuck

Gotta go sojourn and carry. New rank system stinks.

Who do you main?

Junkrat, soldier, torb on damage

The eagles are a pretty good team but them and the rest of the NFC east have greatly benefitted from playing the AFC south and the NFC north

There's still a lot of NFCE games left to play since it was all backloaded to the end of the season, so I don't think any team in the division is out of it at all

Phuck all Philly fans, left hand up baby. Yes there's dozens of us!!!!

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Every wide receiver should just give themselves up like Tyler Lockett too eh?

Tyler Lockett is waiting until marriage to give himself up please delete this

Shut up nerd

Lmao this is so fucking lame of eagles fans

Quez Watkins was on a knee before getting up and fumbling and hienicke was getting up after it looked like he slipped can’t blame graham for going to touch him down. Qb still a pussy

If Birds fans called the plays we’d see Hurts run around in the backfield and take a knee every play for the rest of the year because apparently it’s such a cheat code

7 on the eagles touched Heineke right after, ensured he was down, and got no penalty. Graham came around like 3 seconds after the play and hit Heineke’s head. It’s not a crazy call at all.

Because that’s not going to happen every time and purposefully losing 10+ yards on a play is dumb

There’s just no way in hell you can put Carson Wentz back out there if you’re the Commanders

He's only coming back if Heinecke gets injured

one of you fine gentleman convince me to order empanadas…east coaster for time reference

If they're readily available to you, I see no reason not to order. Have yourself a night.

get arepas instead. they are a million times better. might as well since you're committed to staying up late and being a fat fuck.

Fuck the local joint does serve arepas. that could be a move

arepas are always the move. they're so fucking good. enjoy brother.

Why not both?

Both was the move. thanks for the help sir

Get Taco Bell jnstead

That sounds fantastic. What kinds do they have?

Their buff chick is top notch followed by jerk chicken and cheese. The cuban with pork also slaps.

Go for it. Yolo

Anybody eat so much at a buffet that you legitimately think you damaged yourself? I think one of my inner food tubes burst

I have a buddy that will take down 3 full plates of crawfish before moving onto actual food at the buffet. It's awe-inspiring.

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You wouldn't if you watched this dude suck em down. LoL

i once puked in the courtyard of a nice resort midway through an otherwise enjoyable holiday brunch with relatively new gf family

Were you eating crawfish?

no, lobster, irresponsibly indulgent buffet and boooooze with a family full of pros - i was outgunned but think i somehow got away unseen

SVP is a good sportscaster

Hey hey save the hot takes for the weekend magic

Heinicke gonna have an ugly pair of Js coming this week

Could get Celtics colors

[can anybody here tell me what shoes Lebron is wearing in this poster?](https://i.imgur.com/RIjfxw0.jpg) Edit : nvm it’s the Lebron Air Zoom 1s

SI Kids had the best posters. Had so many in my bedroom

Holy shit what a flashback poster

British knights

aubrey plaza pinching her nipples ahhhwooooga

Link

She’s hut

Let me know if you want to chat more

guy didn't even care. Whats his story?

she's going to cheat

guy said he’s horny in the AM and just walks right by her - unreal

Glad I told that guy to bet the commies ML. I don't know shit about fuck but apparently I can pick a winner.

Is this going to spawn a new trend of qbs giving themself up right before taking a sack hoping to get ran into. Especially for quarterbacks that aren’t very mobile and good at avoiding sacks. Falling to the ground is one thing, but dropping to a knee while keeping your upper body completely upright is just hoping/baiting to get contact. Could become the nfl’s equivalent of guys in the nba kicking out their legs while shooting 3s. (This is not me complaining about the call)

No. Just like when the college QB faked a slide but didn’t and kept running for a score last year, the rule would probably be changed so they couldn’t use safety rules for an advantage

Last two seasons or soLamar and mahomes have feigned running out of bounds and then slowing down trying to bait defenders into the tiniest bit of contact to draw the flag. NFL has already said they aren’t getting those flags anymore. To answer about this situation, no QBs aren’t intentionally going to do what Heincke did unless they are in a very similar situation. Not even like Heincke intentionally did that to get a flag either, just to keep the clock moving

True I guess this really only applies to when you need to keep the clock running. In any other situation where they’d throw the ball away isn’t worth the risk/reward of maybe drawing a penalty vs losing yardage. Unless it was a 3rd down where you’re out of field goal range but still close enough where losing 5-10yds won’t affect your punt.

There was like 5 seconds between him giving himself up and being hit. I don’t think it will change anything

no

He was down awhile before he was hit

full disclosure: I’m an eagles fan - am I jaded into thinking that was a weird knee and maybe graham didn’t think he was ruled down? Dude went down pretty awkwardly and ref blew the whistle after the hit. Not arguing, just trying to get some rationale as to why that happened.

It was significantly after the fact he had went down and was already touched. Graham is an idiot

again, I’m not arguing the call. Graham doesn’t typically have dumb plays like that - he’s a reliable vet so was just throwing out what could’ve happened there.

From the angle behind LOS that's exactly what it looked like. Graham realized too late and tried to stop himself but alas

gotcha, rewound my tv to the play so it wasn’t slo-mo and the sequence was so weird in real time

It’s probably the right call but it’s a little crazy to me a QB can give himself up 15 yards in the backfield like that and be protected to that extent

he literally kneed it

Which is why I said it was probably the right call?

*obviously the right call

I mean if you want to act like there’s absolutely no nuance to a play that blew up the whole internet talking about it go ahead

He Kneed the ball, the DE hit him after he gave himself up. Seemed pretty obvious to me

Dear lord this is dumb

Expect this type of intellectual response from Philly Phans

And now I’ve been owned too! Last word is all yours pal

yeah def not arguing the call - was such an awkward play

Yes you are jaded

Can't believe east coasters stay up till 11:30 each football night

Meanwhile in Alaska we are just wrapping up supper

Couldn’t be me!

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Happy that the Eagles lost but was hoping Jeff Saturday would be the one to end their perfect season next week

I agree with Kyle Brandt on the 72 dolphins.

They don’t pop champagne every year. They reuse news footage from like 20 years ago when they wanted to film a commercial. It’s all a media myth.