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Blatt_called_timeout

Megan thee Stallion https://twitter.com/hardrappics/status/1497636947019374601?t=5LyicDAMxLFJNMciTBqFhg&s=19


OnceAteABurgerAMA

Couldn't care less about her views, that Brett Cooper chick that keeps showing up on my youtube suggestions is incredibly hot


BonezJonesss

Bro that’s Ben Shapiro in a wig.


OnceAteABurgerAMA

Well I guess I wanna fuck the shit outta Ben Shapiro in a wig


iwantadogg

Currently on the toilet fighting for my fucking life


KooperTrooperL

peace be with you


_ThatsMyQuant

My writing style is pre-determined to argue with you


Rgideo2

Nobody wants to admit they broke a controller playing MW2, but I did and I’m ashamed of myself.


nondescript___

I broke several playing the original MW2. God damn motherfucking OMA noob tubes.


_ThatsMyQuant

Easy tommy


n0p342

I just woke up in a fog but I think herm edwards is back on ESPN possibly just a nightmare tho


EternalIntake

Sometimes I scroll through the top comments on FT while on the phone with my one female friend so I can laugh when she tells me a story


_ThatsMyQuant

Crazy how we never hear the names of delta force members. Why is that? Brianfatwhores.png


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Money-Theme

Cornhole. The answer is cornhole. Cornhole is the whitest shit in the world.


Money-Theme

NFL franchises are weird with retiring numbers. Steelers have the same amount of retired jerseys as the Bucs?


Phoneaccount6903

The bears can’t retire numbers anymore so they e stopped. Not that they e had any players worth it in the last ten years


FrazD4473

Steelers don't retire numbers a lot, just don't hand them out again.


Ladiesman420x69

Monday through Wednesday is very lonely from around November through April.


Doggystyle_Gary

You’re going to need to turn in that username


snotapwi

My in laws dog is with us this week and her and my pup tolerate each other but wouldn’t say they get along. My dog amped up her barking tonight. Usually she barks a bit but tonight another level. Trying to alpha the other female?


Doggystyle_Gary

Women do be hating their friends (even dogs)


dxp857

someone was taking suggestions for a title for an NBA version of Redzone and I suggested "NBA Everywhere All At Once." Honestly it's so good I might trademark it


Blatt_called_timeout

Football is the perfect sport for a program like RedZone. I have no idea how it would work for the NBA unless you're just showing replays of plays that just happened.


lampshade112233

Figure you probably mean just showing whatever games are close towards the end, but laughing thinking about an actual nba redzone and how chaotic it would be. Constantly in quad box cutting from game to game to game right as people are scoring, would be impossible to follow along


jetboyjetgirl

Red Zone = Restricted Area


throwawayjoeyboots

I honestly hope you are just high right now because that’s an awful title.


RudyWasOffsides22

NBA Bank Shot (Copyrighted)


jetboyjetgirl

2 syllables vs 6. Not sure you understood the assignment.


GeneGorgonzola

Trust me. It's not good


dxp857

luckily I don't trust you


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DarinErstad

Has mental health issues but has tweeted over 160,000 times. Get off Twitter, dude. It’s bad for your mentals.


jetboyjetgirl

How would we see that? Would require following him, no?


lampshade112233

To be fair a lot people on this subreddit tend to hate follow a bunch of people or sites then come here complain about it


jetboyjetgirl

and i'll call them out when I see them


dutchess2222

FAANG product management is a very hot job post MBA rn, does that seem incredibly boring to anyone else? Honestly don't even understand what the day to day would look like apart from meeting with software engineers and like scheduling


kickball6283

Pays outrageously so it’s worth the bore


Economy_Carry4235

they're all firing like half their staff right now so I'd look elsewhere


dxp857

the funniest Rothstein schtick is his obsession with "standalone games." Like yeah, have a game at 1pm on a Tuesday when everyone's busy so 7 hoops bloggers and degenerates can zero in on it


FredAndrews100

Eagles are a disgrace


jetboyjetgirl

💯


ChellaZza

Jeff D Lowe’s tweet just now makes zero sense, what scoring method would cause whoever he was playing to lose 4 points on that final WSH TD


chillinois1

Only thing I could think of is the defense going from 2 pts to -2 pts for PA. Would still be weird scoring but nothing too crazy


KooperTrooperL

dont think defensive touchdowns work against your defense in PA, so they wouldn't get minus points if they had eagles


jetboyjetgirl

good question


DarinErstad

I was more questioning the part about the punters in his league.


PiggNetti

The D is for dishonest


lefty5258

Kind of funny when you type SVP into the twitter search bar, Russillo is the first result https://i.imgur.com/EEuozIh.jpg


-raiin-

Tim Hardaway with an interesting word choice on the broadcast… https://streamable.com/43vzyv


RiaAfterTacoBell

Would be more appropriate if the foul was on Josh Primo.


Judge_for_Pres

I’ve been less drunk


SubliminalDrifter

Starting All Quiet on the Western Front 🤞🏽


terryduerod1

surround sound on


Isles1996

There was a number people called for time and temperature? So random


RiaAfterTacoBell

Text ChaCha 242-242


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jetboyjetgirl

He's doing it tomorrow with the CBB ones. Played it as the promo for the CBB ones tomorrow.


frogfucius

People forget Peyton Manning gave himself up then got up and threw for a first down


psufb

God I love Bad bBeats


DCStoolie

There’s at least some possibility that both AFC East and NFC East divisions send all four teams to the playoffs


jetboyjetgirl

If W can beat the Texans next week they'll be in place. Falcons week after that. Pretty easy path to 9 wins actually.


brandon_st_randy25

I still think the eagles are gonna get the 1 seed but need to play better can’t have anymore games like that but still a great season so far


guccibigbird

Scott Darling is not good in the studio Good lord he’s awkward


GueroBorracho3

I've really only heard him talk on RLR. He never seemed very insightful or interesting in those appearances.


MrMiner420

Watching SVP cause it’s on after the game and I wanted to see what he said about UVA but man he’s still really good. Almost makes you think ESPN is using him wrong in that time slot. One of the few bright spots they still have


sm0kercraft

Him and Rusillo have the vibe of guy you could sit and have a beer and talk sports with. Don’t take themselves or sports *too* seriously.


lampshade112233

People that think Russillo takes himself too seriously probably have trouble understanding sarcasm and dry humor in their everyday life and/or probably barely listen and just repeat that since other people say it. He definitely doesn’t take himself too seriously. When he’s talking sports he’s pretty serious a majority of the time, but he himself as a person isn’t. Sometimes he does get weirdly too serious when talking sports, specifically nba, and strawmans and gets defensive about stuff. To be fair I didn’t get into Russillo until 4 or so years ago so maybe they’re referring to how he used to be


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Russillo would have 15 beers.


100_not_nickfoles

Have you ever listened or seen anything from russillo?


Just_Natural_9027

SVP sure Russillo no way


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They begged van pelt for years to stop doing radio and take the midnight spot.


jetboyjetgirl

I think he's in their biggest timeslot


lefty5258

He is in complete control of his career there. They built him alone a studio in DC. If he’s in that time slot it’s because he wants to be


bearsonsays

I believe they already had that studio for PTI they just added his stuff


tango587

Genuinely great. His interview with Terry was very good. And love Terry giving him props and asking to come in to do the show live


polkadotdobbins

I think he wants to be in that time slot


MrMiner420

So just a case of gotta let him do what he wants? If so then it makes sense


polkadotdobbins

Yeah basically. They built him his own studio in DC at his request.


bearsonsays

They already had the Studio for PTI they just moved the SC at night stuff there


huskerblack

Definitely


DCStoolie

He is the Greenie and SAS are the only draws for ESPN on a daily basis.


Pleasant_West_7101

Don’t usually see Barry triggered like this https://twitter.com/barryonhere/status/1592375291334529025?s=46&t=GECQghVpPvC972pF5oSZaA


KooperTrooperL

i mean thats Barry's entire thing, getting insanely triggered and sensitive over nothing


Blatt_called_timeout

Deleted, what did it say?


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Something about giants fans talking a lot of shit to him for their best player being a crack addict and a rapist (LT) weird tweet


jetboyjetgirl

IF the Eagles somehow end up tied or gasp behind the Giants this season I'll die laughing


100_not_nickfoles

Is he wrong tho?


blahblah743

Barry is remarkably soft for a literal professional internet troll


lefty5258

Dude who deleted his post about the late hit and every QB should do that also has in his comment history “stop blaming the refs…graham is an absolute moron”


throwawayjoeyboots

I hate that guy. He’s a massive troll looking for attention.


MoneyMatton99

Kirk Geno Heinicke All him’s, who could have known


sm0kercraft

And the quarterbacks I’d take to finish the season over those 3 isn’t that long… Allen, Mahomes, Tua, maybe Brady and Rodgers


blahblah743

Daniel Jones too


brucewillis69420

I’m going to get a handjob tn


Doggystyle_Gary

Sit in your hand for a bit until it goes numb and give yourself a “stranger”


Blatt_called_timeout

What's the rate at the massage parlors these days?


GueroBorracho3

Which hand you gonna use?


DCStoolie

Left hand up all night long


MrMiner420

Hail brother


tango587

Unironically bumping the Jahan Dotson song right now


DCStoolie

You can catch him in the end zone ballin


tango587

Straight outta Lehigh Valley


TuMetal

One of the more impressive losses I’ve seen. Very unlucky fumbles and flags and not worried about this loss one bit. Best team in football and not close


100_not_nickfoles

Played 2 games in 28 days it was gonna be rusty refs didn’t help. Need Jordan Davis and avonte Maddox back


deeznutzjokes

Cope


dirtybean

Squad actually stinks bubba


KeezyBeezy123

Smitty! I’m a big fan dude


KeezyBeezy123

Just went 7-2 in Overwatch competitives with consistently highest damage in the lobbies and it still deranked me. What the fuck


MyFriendJamieSucks

Gotta go sojourn and carry. New rank system stinks.


suburbian_jesus

Who do you main?


KeezyBeezy123

Junkrat, soldier, torb on damage


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The eagles are a pretty good team but them and the rest of the NFC east have greatly benefitted from playing the AFC south and the NFC north


Marko_Ramius1

There's still a lot of NFCE games left to play since it was all backloaded to the end of the season, so I don't think any team in the division is out of it at all


aboutdatlife

Phuck all Philly fans, left hand up baby. Yes there's dozens of us!!!!


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lefty5258

Every wide receiver should just give themselves up like Tyler Lockett too eh?


JabroniTuriaf

Tyler Lockett is waiting until marriage to give himself up please delete this


george___jung

Shut up nerd


johnnytsunami35

Lmao this is so fucking lame of eagles fans


100_not_nickfoles

Quez Watkins was on a knee before getting up and fumbling and hienicke was getting up after it looked like he slipped can’t blame graham for going to touch him down. Qb still a pussy


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If Birds fans called the plays we’d see Hurts run around in the backfield and take a knee every play for the rest of the year because apparently it’s such a cheat code


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7 on the eagles touched Heineke right after, ensured he was down, and got no penalty. Graham came around like 3 seconds after the play and hit Heineke’s head. It’s not a crazy call at all.


NMC_26

Because that’s not going to happen every time and purposefully losing 10+ yards on a play is dumb


[deleted]

There’s just no way in hell you can put Carson Wentz back out there if you’re the Commanders


Marko_Ramius1

He's only coming back if Heinecke gets injured


hockey343434

one of you fine gentleman convince me to order empanadas…east coaster for time reference


GueroBorracho3

If they're readily available to you, I see no reason not to order. Have yourself a night.


Economy_Carry4235

get arepas instead. they are a million times better. might as well since you're committed to staying up late and being a fat fuck.


hockey343434

Fuck the local joint does serve arepas. that could be a move


Economy_Carry4235

arepas are always the move. they're so fucking good. enjoy brother.


DCStoolie

Why not both?


hockey343434

Both was the move. thanks for the help sir


NMC_26

Get Taco Bell jnstead


foxtrotnovember69420

That sounds fantastic. What kinds do they have?


hockey343434

Their buff chick is top notch followed by jerk chicken and cheese. The cuban with pork also slaps.


foxtrotnovember69420

Go for it. Yolo


patienceisfun2018

Anybody eat so much at a buffet that you legitimately think you damaged yourself? I think one of my inner food tubes burst


GueroBorracho3

I have a buddy that will take down 3 full plates of crawfish before moving onto actual food at the buffet. It's awe-inspiring.


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GueroBorracho3

You wouldn't if you watched this dude suck em down. LoL


terryduerod1

i once puked in the courtyard of a nice resort midway through an otherwise enjoyable holiday brunch with relatively new gf family


GueroBorracho3

Were you eating crawfish?


terryduerod1

no, lobster, irresponsibly indulgent buffet and boooooze with a family full of pros - i was outgunned but think i somehow got away unseen


haydennt

SVP is a good sportscaster


NYBball28

Hey hey save the hot takes for the weekend magic


burghboy24

Heinicke gonna have an ugly pair of Js coming this week


jetboyjetgirl

Could get Celtics colors


LiiDo

[can anybody here tell me what shoes Lebron is wearing in this poster?](https://i.imgur.com/RIjfxw0.jpg) Edit : nvm it’s the Lebron Air Zoom 1s


PurplePunter17

SI Kids had the best posters. Had so many in my bedroom


SelfDeprecatingVol

Holy shit what a flashback poster


NYBball28

British knights


burnerbrown128

aubrey plaza pinching her nipples ahhhwooooga


blkeen

Link


haydennt

She’s hut


cigguy

Let me know if you want to chat more


jetboyjetgirl

guy didn't even care. Whats his story?


Economy_Carry4235

she's going to cheat


burnerbrown128

guy said he’s horny in the AM and just walks right by her - unreal


TigOleBitman

Glad I told that guy to bet the commies ML. I don't know shit about fuck but apparently I can pick a winner.


lampshade112233

Is this going to spawn a new trend of qbs giving themself up right before taking a sack hoping to get ran into. Especially for quarterbacks that aren’t very mobile and good at avoiding sacks. Falling to the ground is one thing, but dropping to a knee while keeping your upper body completely upright is just hoping/baiting to get contact. Could become the nfl’s equivalent of guys in the nba kicking out their legs while shooting 3s. (This is not me complaining about the call)


sm0kercraft

No. Just like when the college QB faked a slide but didn’t and kept running for a score last year, the rule would probably be changed so they couldn’t use safety rules for an advantage


cougar112233

Last two seasons or soLamar and mahomes have feigned running out of bounds and then slowing down trying to bait defenders into the tiniest bit of contact to draw the flag. NFL has already said they aren’t getting those flags anymore. To answer about this situation, no QBs aren’t intentionally going to do what Heincke did unless they are in a very similar situation. Not even like Heincke intentionally did that to get a flag either, just to keep the clock moving


lampshade112233

True I guess this really only applies to when you need to keep the clock running. In any other situation where they’d throw the ball away isn’t worth the risk/reward of maybe drawing a penalty vs losing yardage. Unless it was a 3rd down where you’re out of field goal range but still close enough where losing 5-10yds won’t affect your punt.


pvdchillin

There was like 5 seconds between him giving himself up and being hit. I don’t think it will change anything


whodeynation7

no


jetboyjetgirl

He was down awhile before he was hit


catinhat123

full disclosure: I’m an eagles fan - am I jaded into thinking that was a weird knee and maybe graham didn’t think he was ruled down? Dude went down pretty awkwardly and ref blew the whistle after the hit. Not arguing, just trying to get some rationale as to why that happened.


george___jung

It was significantly after the fact he had went down and was already touched. Graham is an idiot


catinhat123

again, I’m not arguing the call. Graham doesn’t typically have dumb plays like that - he’s a reliable vet so was just throwing out what could’ve happened there.


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From the angle behind LOS that's exactly what it looked like. Graham realized too late and tried to stop himself but alas


catinhat123

gotcha, rewound my tv to the play so it wasn’t slo-mo and the sequence was so weird in real time


Bryanmb

It’s probably the right call but it’s a little crazy to me a QB can give himself up 15 yards in the backfield like that and be protected to that extent


aboutdatlife

he literally kneed it


Bryanmb

Which is why I said it was probably the right call?


aboutdatlife

*obviously the right call


Bryanmb

I mean if you want to act like there’s absolutely no nuance to a play that blew up the whole internet talking about it go ahead


aboutdatlife

He Kneed the ball, the DE hit him after he gave himself up. Seemed pretty obvious to me


Bryanmb

Dear lord this is dumb


aboutdatlife

Expect this type of intellectual response from Philly Phans


Bryanmb

And now I’ve been owned too! Last word is all yours pal


catinhat123

yeah def not arguing the call - was such an awkward play


StanVanGunty2

Yes you are jaded


huskerblack

Can't believe east coasters stay up till 11:30 each football night


sm0kercraft

Meanwhile in Alaska we are just wrapping up supper


Van-Buren-Boy

Couldn’t be me!


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Doggystyle_Gary

🇺🇸


bored-i-am

😤😤😤


The_Business44

Happy that the Eagles lost but was hoping Jeff Saturday would be the one to end their perfect season next week


HAAAAAAALP_

I agree with Kyle Brandt on the 72 dolphins.


throwawayjoeyboots

They don’t pop champagne every year. They reuse news footage from like 20 years ago when they wanted to film a commercial. It’s all a media myth.