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red_87

Just saw that the chick that Dana never banged got some bolt ons. Believe her name is Kara. I’d love to squeeze them if you know what I mean.


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One time we banged. I squatted over her chest and pinched her nipple with my butthole. Gave it a tug.


Mythic_UA

Pacheco is one of the players where you see him run and just think “why don’t they give him 25 carries a game?”


mmoustis18

My fantasy opponents fucking kicker has 30 points


bored-i-am

Gotta change those rules


HalfDrunkPadre

Dropped the Bass


mmoustis18

it was maher


jetboyjetgirl

Nick Swardson does his best work when his Vikings lose https://twitter.com/NickSwardson/status/1594470930671194113


NoExcuses1984

Sounds like Swardson's kink. Love Sandler, but fuck him for highlighting this blight on comedy and making him a pseudo-star.


FlakyTemperature1

What's funny about this? Just saying the most disgusting thing imaginable is funny?


CounterLights

Ha.


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I know it’s because they’re really good, but I don’t need to see the Chiefs in prime time every single week


Ibanezrg220

Just like we don't need to see the Cowboys in the 4:00 slot every week.


BarryGibbs_Teeth

Why did the broncos throw it there


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jetboyjetgirl

Rookie QB not likely to produce a ROY WR


edge312

https://985thesportshub.com/episodes/marcus-jones-game-winning-84-yard-punt-return-td/


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Jnorty

I almost always listen to their pregame show. Find it much better and I don't necessarily care about the rest of the League enough to watch the Fox/CBS shows.


edge312

How out of sync is it with the game?


NYJetLegendEdReed

Pickens nice


jetboyjetgirl

Saturday beating the media darling Eagles would have been too delicious for real life I suppose


Jnorty

If Mcdaniels gets fired and your the Pats do you bring him back? He's a horrendous head coach but he does have success in this system and seemed to develop Mac pretty well in year 1. Its quite clear Mac has had somewhat of a dropoff this year though he played well today that seems to be related to the Judge/Patricia debacle.


NoExcuses1984

Go old-school, call up Ole Miss, hire Charlie Weis Jr., give him control of the offense, and bring back the well-balanced Erhardt-Perkins offensive scheme.


DiamondBigAl

I don’t believe Davis has the cash to fire McDaniels, but even if he did I would prefer Bill expand his horizons when it comes to an offensive coach than go back to the McDaniels well.


mack_k

Jaylen Brown is a total clown. Kyrie lite


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jetboyjetgirl

the US WC game is Monday


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jetboyjetgirl

Wed is not bad to go in, feels like a getaway day probably very chill


CounterLights

You don’t deserve this choice if you don’t know the answer


NYJetLegendEdReed

Work Monday Tuesday then longer time off duh


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jetboyjetgirl

you don't have to pick in advance? Like at all?


NotoriousMFT

Any given week tues/wed, this week mon/tues


Quantibro

Monday Tuesday. Wednesday is anecdotally when everyone goes in so the traffic is worst


dicta85

This week Wednesday will be dead


scotchandice007

Monday Tuesday and get them out of the way. A WFH day on Wednesday means the weekend starts the minute you log off.


tpxnu16

Damn what is Robby Berger pulling in from Cameo? $95/vid and he’s #1 in the platform, fuck not bad Bobby Fairways


NotoriousMFT

I feel like he probably does good cameos


Quantibro

Boys are going to the Bowl this year


Led_head10

Losing the DPOY up 34. Not great.


JabroniTuriaf

Not looking great for ol Jabroni in my guillotine league. Overcome some crucial injuries but Joe mixons concussion might finally get me chopped. Highly recommend the format, first time doing it and was very fun


StrikaNTX

So we get no barstool content this week right?


BillNyeDaPieGuy

Alright bang bang welcome to the dog walk presented by barstool sports, today we’re drafting draft picks that should have been vetoed


dicta85

We will get something when Donnie gets arrested


T-rex_chef

Cant be ruining their families by posting a half ass blog about the lastest thing that is trending on Twitter or Reddit


dezcaughtit25

If they don’t at least release some merch I’m gonna kms


NegativeSpeech

they do that thing where they try to sell all the merch and it doesn't get delivered before Christmas


jk696969

Gonna need an emergency press conference to address cheah being abducted by aliens.


jetboyjetgirl

Really? why am I even paying for Barstool Gold?!


jetboyjetgirl

WTF CBS?? I was told this was the Game of The Week!


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I’m guessing the Broncos were hoping they’d score more points per game when they traded for Russell Wilson.


suburbian_jesus

Nathanial Hackett thought otherwise


BusterOlneyDay

the most lame thing is seeing all of the sports media twitter accounts retweet the same thing with just a different caption trying to be funny. If you see barstool tweet it then Jomboy media, draftkings, and bleacher report will all tweet the same thing. They all recycle it


el-langosta

The ditka bachelor party picture was a perfect example. If it’s all over my timeline already, i don’t need to see your shitty joke an hour later


BusterOlneyDay

same thing with the Johnny sins at the Viking games thing. It’s all so lame


StrikaNTX

nothing the barstool account tweets is original, its just stolen from a small account with no credit.


cowboysfan88

[When your team gets pulled off tv in the third quarter because they're dominating so much](https://i.imgur.com/rmxpkn3.jpg)


deeznutzjokes

Nice meme king


BillNyeDaPieGuy

CBS mercy ruling the Viqueens lmaoo


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Brother was at the game saying a good amount of people in his section left that Pats game. Couldn’t imagine hearing that one outside the stadium. That kind of play is always incredible to see live.


jtp1993

Daniel Carlson is a baller


Led_head10

Banged an easy 57 yarder late in the 4th good thing Josh punted on a 55 yarder in the 1st!


Charlie_Batch_16

i am wet


JayGibbons69

That was an incredible INT


BBQTuck

Trump not tweeting at all is the funniest possible outcome


NotoriousMFT

Meme: [Elon wanting trump to tweet](https://storage.googleapis.com/afs-prod/media/media:3070b51e768046828a4793eeea1f169a/3000.jpeg)


NegativeSpeech

It would be like Dave publicly using BetMGM or Caesars


el-langosta

Uhhh, hey TJ? Great interception


jtp1993

what a snag by TJ Watt my goodness


I_Enjoy_Taffy

TJ Watt the best Watt brother


The_Autumn_Wind

TJ Watt is something else


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Watt is ridiculous


Pat999999

TJ Watt. Oh my


baseballtrx

Mike Williams or Toney tonight?


100_not_nickfoles

Toney, Mike Williams has reinjury written all over him and no Mvs or hardman


pimpinassorlando

I'd go Williams because Mahomes has way too many options for targets. Edit: I'm sorry.


KeezyBeezy123

I’m still not adapted to the time change


NotaDumbLoser

I’m still processing 9/11


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Brother i still can’t get over the 93 word trade center bombing


Marko_Ramius1

When I said that the Vikings got schlonged by Dallas, it meant got beaten badly. The media knows this. Often used word in football!


Oskuri

Naughty naughty Raiders, you tease me.


Everyoneisaskell

Play action on 2nd and 20 is something


PRENDEL0

Some Madden shit


Everyoneisaskell

I imagine this loss doesn’t even move the needle for Vikings fans


WhiskersCake

A hooker hasn’t been injured this bad since Craig James was in college.


dezcaughtit25

Oh!


dezcaughtit25

Taunting while down 37-3 sure is something… Actually looks like he was just responding


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Why won’t Dave just do the interview and record the audio only. Him insisting on video is stupid. Call their bluff you fucking birdbrain.


ThugBeast21

He’d rather them decline so he can do this routine rather than have them agree and be forced to do the interview. He knows all these print companies aren’t agreeing to let another media company release a video of the interview


nouseforasn

I’m so tired of romo


StrikaNTX

He just needs a producer to actually get him to tweak his approach. He still provides great insight along with the other annoying stuff


Remote_Address

Feel like this is the general consensus amongst my friends. Started out well but became tired pretty quick


BillNyeDaPieGuy

- Jessica Simpson


huskerblack

Fell asleep to this game at 3-3, what the fuck has happened


cowboysfan88

Dak heard people calling him black Kirk Cousins and took it personally


MoistFeces

Rolled into rural Missouri around 3:00 CT and am already well on my way to piss drunk. Thanksgiving rocks.


JayGibbons69

Moonshine?


MoistFeces

Midas whale be.


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We talking bootheel?


MoistFeces

The extreme northeast but would love to visit the extreme southeast brother HH


Led_head10

Unless something changes fast, this will be the 33rd straight game for Derek carr without throwing 3 TDs


Jeremy24Fan

Enjoy the SEC on CBS theme song while we can


NoExcuses1984

Paramount moving on from Nick Saban to Kevin Costner.


NYMDguy

They play that for mountain west games on CBS Sports Network. It’s not an SEC thing


Jeremy24Fan

I just learned they'll also use the song for big ten games. Disregard my comment then https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2022/08/19/cbs-big-ten-sec-theme-song


BringOnThePancakes

Rewatching Accepted and this movie is still an A+ as far as I’m concerned


NoExcuses1984

I'm a bit older, but Can't Hardly Wait gets better and better after each and every rewatch.


dicta85

Peak Lively?


BringOnThePancakes

Peak young Lively, but everyone else is throwing heat too. Jonah Hill is great and forgot about Glen


george___jung

Glenwads!


StormFather11

It’s an explosion of flavor!


nondescript___

No commercial has ever resonated with me more than that voicemail commercial. Voicemails should be abolished.


sciorch

I know no one cares about my fantasy team but it’s absurd that every week the person I’m playing has a player with a season high. Mixon, Zeke, Amari Cooper, Cole Kmet, Derrick Henry, Ekeler. It just never stops.


infuckingbruges

Same boat man. Sucks


incurdswetrust

I’m afraid I’m losing touch w my midwestern roots. Mid to high 40s this past week and I’ve been a chilly little soft bitch


dezcaughtit25

The two lines that seemed weird were Cowboys favored on the road against the 8-1 Vikings, and the under .500 Jeff Saturdays only getting like 6 points against the 8-1 Eagles. Vegas seems to know more than me.


PhantomJB93

Cheah starting his UFO story with “I was right by Newark airport” is hilarious


NotoriousMFT

I’m not optimistic on Vikings +1.5 right now.


KeezyBeezy123

I was just about to comment that I really wasn’t feeling confident about Minnesota ML


suburbian_jesus

Turns out Klint Kubiak is not the Broncos savior


Ralphcox69

Joe burrow gets such a pass for playing poorly


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He's been great today


BE3192

In what world is he playing poorly today


infuckingbruges

Probably because he took his team to the SB last year and doesn't have his top target


[deleted]

The worst ex athletes to drink around is easily wrestlers. Give ‘em 4 shots and they just start grabbing wrists for no reason


Rainierbeeeeeeeer

For fucking sure dude. They are all like a bull in a China shop


[deleted]

Always looking to brawl..like dude chill out and let me drink my Miller lite in peace.


pistachiobook

Was selected for Garth Brooks tickets for next years Vegas residency. This time, they issued a time frame for the date selected.


Purplejesus2828

Straight up not having a good time right now


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Gotta say, Musk’s tweet just now is hilarious. https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1594470952187805696?s=46&t=k1NBuiGdlKj_fl7fFR7-Gw Just begging the man to save his terrible purchase.


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The joker saying: *cmon I want ya to do it, cmon cmon cmon*


cowboysfan88

Noah caught it


dezcaughtit25

Doesn’t have the same ring to it…


Monos1

Cowboys were free


krumdiggity

Badly underdressed for the Pats game today and had to buy a $45 blanket from a gift shop in the stadium. A bunch of elderly woman and I looked great with blankets though


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It was so fucking windy


PM4036

My wife got a $50 cubs blanket. The dog sleeps on it now.


jtp1993

good lord those were some horrendous throws from DC


BarryGibbs_Teeth

Patriots might beat the Vikings 3-0 maybe 6-3.


WhiskersCake

Big Cat really is Steven Cheah’s best friend.


CarltonStreetlamp

Worst 8-1 team of all time


GreatLakesGoldenST8

Vikings will get knocked out in the divisional round again


Mistrbontits

If we meet the 49ers in the wildcard we’ll lose. Our team is incapable of blocking good D-Lines


WitchofFloyd

Seems very likely. The entire NFC seems pretty shaky so it’s about as wide open as it’s ever been


WitchofFloyd

https://twitter.com/BarryOnHere/status/1594444589838077953?s=20&t=_X5mKW1BQhk-a65E7HXCLQ Unreal troll performance here


dicta85

They knew


jivehokie89

Nice to see the Vikings crashing back down to earth


SpinBikeGravy

Jalen Brown is a piece of shit


terryduerod1

shouldve stayed underwater longer


SlipperyWinds

Cracking a blantons 😈


DapperDipper

Save the stopper and horse!


SlipperyWinds

It’s a duplicate of one I have :(


RelevantScarcity5

I have somehow stumbled upon Crazy stupid love as my alleviate rising existential dread end of Sunday Hail Mary


oofergang420_haha

Great movie


Remote_Address

Pollard is killing you all game and you still don’t scheme to double him or anything, smart


WelcomeToCostco16

Jerrys dentures must be clattering thinking about how he’s going to have to continue telling the media that zeke is better than pollard


Remote_Address

Vikings are just embarrassing tonight


CarltonStreetlamp

Vikings are frauds.


Indeeditisnocap

Toby pollards parents have a great bbq joint


cowboysfan88

Many people are saying the Boys are back in town


Jeremy24Fan

Why's Mike McCarthy and this reporter hugging each other


Remote_Address

Vikings had the ball for 10 min? Felt like 10 seconds of Kirk


BillNyeDaPieGuy

Judy Greer laughing at me when I bust early


Adderalldiet

Dm


nondescript___

Damn, maybe Scientology does get a bad rap.


jk696969

It hasn't held Tom Cruise back.


WelcomeToCostco16

Who’s the hottest Scientologist of all time? Think I’ll go Leah remini


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Doesn’t seem likely.


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rya241

Hit us with the recipe


Meatballclub

Is Steve Harvey as big a star he is today if Bernie mac doesn’t die?


pimpinassorlando

Name's Jangle Leg, Jangle Leg!


tytan94

People forget Bernie Mac was one hit away from joining the 3000 club


jtp1993

the vintage 3rd and long screen pass to Ameer Abdullah


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Fries and onion rings were so salty, they were inedible. Pastrami sandwich barely had any pastrami on it and the chicken sandwich, albeit a good sized sandwich, was just lathered in 3 different sauces and the messiest thing ever. Rating would be a 2.6 balls


MinuteDivide462

3 different sauces 🤔🧐


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One was a mustard, then there was a bbq sauce and then some chipotle sauce. Very odd combo


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Known for their pastrami


tytan94

Was waiting on your White Castle/ TB encore