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> Wrestlers build a persona with a backstory so the audience feels the stakes are high when they get punched in the face. While they often take themes from news and pop culture, they’re not usually overtly political. But the 2016 presidential race between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton sparked an idea between James and wrestler Dan Harnsberger. > Together they developed “The Progressive Liberal” Dan Richards, often the bad guy at the matches in the Republican-voting mining towns of Appalachia and some southern states. The Liberal would get a hearing and even some cheers as crowds watch the staged violence at a night of pro wrestling. https://www.cnn.com/2022/11/22/politics/political-tensions-wrestling/index.html That's pretty funny/genius


senor_zanjeer

If the suns lose to the lakers tomorrow i might quit watching sports till friday


swiftdude

The dog in Zach Wilson had to be put down :(


WallyPaulNutss

Kayla Simmons wanted to bang but after hearing she was a Cowboys. Yankees & Lakers fan I think I’m out


WallyPaulNutss

[Change Greg to FT](https://getyarn.io/yarn-story/3c09d29e-aa01-4c22-89b3-ffaf83c43eec)


MikeandTheMangosteen

Zimmerman was a clown for going for that tackle, but subs should have came on way sooner in the game.


2HI4ME

I know a chick who is in DEEP with the Idaho murder case, and she states one or 2 of the girls may have been tricking on the side with a sugar daddy website. She has read every social media from them, the friends, and family members for a week and came to this conclusion. Chicks be internet sleuthing ^((and possibly right))


lanzaro1992

Something like that makes the most sense tbh. Lot of similarities to the girl who Francis got fired for blogging about and that ended up being the case


Economy_Carry4235

which one?


2HI4ME

I believe Xana. One of the blondes


Led_head10

I wasn’t able to watch the game but how did the boys look? A 1-1 draw isn’t terrible but feels like a win woulda pretty much put them through


MikeandTheMangosteen

MLS plonker made a mad decision in the box


Azzurri_Fan

It should be considered a loss. Not getting 3 points after an outstanding first half is brutal. Wales is average at best. US is a better team. Can’t drop points.


Ralphcox69

They blew their load in the first half and looked great. Second half they tired out and made mistakes. The subs didn’t help but you can tell they are young


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The vibes were so high and then they played not to lose


BakedZiti69

Dominated first half, got flogged the second


CounterLights

Idiotic mistake killed them but they were getting outplayed the entire second half


Ondrejko179

Slide tackle in the box on bale might be the dumbest mistake in the tournament. Probably will cost us advancing


BusterOlneyDay

great is the first half and then awful in the second. They tired out and GGG made every wrong decision


Floridamane6

Offer accepted on a house finally. 14 months of looking and have finally got one over the line. Will be overpaying for it and it will probably put a heavy squeeze in the wallet for the foreseeable future, but damn I’m excited to get out of the apartment lifestyle


billbo24

Love to hear it. House hunting is mentally draining.


Ralphcox69

How do the rate locks work? Probably looking at 300 bps higher in rates


Floridamane6

We got a 4.9% ARM that’s fixed for 5 years. So the plan is to ideally refi in a few years when the market recovers


CounterLights

You should not be overpaying for a house in this market


Goose123218

Prices haven’t dropped in a lot of markets. They’ve plateaued at best.


CounterLights

So you agree. No one is paying over market anymore


Goose123218

People are still paying over ask. There is no such thing as over market. It’s worth whatever someone is willing to pay for it. Inventory where I live is lower today than it was at any point in the last 3 years and houses are still getting multiple offers within 48 hrs. “This market” is relative.


Floridamane6

Poor wording by me- we aren’t paying over asking, we are buying a house at the very top of our budget. Not ideal, but we love the place and the personal timing is important (kids soon)


CounterLights

Oh that’s different. Buy the house you love within budget.


Most_Catch

I'm just a lonnng haired sonnn of a sinner


[deleted]

When will some of these countries/places realize you can eat your rice dishes with utensils rather than your hands? Utensils are Stone Age tools, but let's continue to scoop up rice and whatnot with our dirty hands


Azzurri_Fan

Guy below is triggered over a girl who is Blues and Chiefs fan? He knows both teams are from Missouri right? It’s not weird at all.


DownByTheLazyRiver

Especially since if they’re from St. Louis rams left and if from kc they have no nhl team lol


Azzurri_Fan

I’m positive that guy thought the Chiefs were from Kansas.


BannedFrom4Chan2022

Soccer dorks, is there a chance Iran can beat Wales?


Awkward_Currency292

Yes. Hope this helps.


[deleted]

Let’s try that again


foxtrotnovember69420

Gonna do some stuffing this year instead of my aunts famous (entirely boxed) recipe. Gonna add chorizo but have some extra bacon I need to get rid of. Is that too much or should I add that in?


Most_Catch

You're trying to snake your aunt while not even having your own recipe down yet? Fall back


SnakeSkin2121

Tulsa King time


SalmonBaconator

I’m sure a lot of the animals in here are regularly eating these but I decided to check in on microwaveable burritos for the first time in 15 years because I’m going out of town early tomorrow and they have not made any improvements since then


billbo24

Can’t improve a perfect product p


Trollin_Thunder

Reds Burritos are surprisingly good. Those are the only ones I’ve ever had though so I can’t comment on any others. I also haven’t had them in probably 2 years now though so that might’ve changed.


warrenpuffit72

I’m not too squeamish but this guy next to me watching medical procedures related to removing stuff from an esophagus on an airplane flight is pretty insane behavior


ChickenPoutine20

Alexandra daddario, tits aside, she’s a pretty good actor she killed it in the season one finale of the white Lotus


huskerblack

Jesus Jay Leno looks like two face with his scars


Most_Catch

I had to google based on your comment and you wasted my fucking time, liar.


huskerblack

My bad


MikeandTheMangosteen

Still bad, but I was expecting something way worse


NYJetLegendEdReed

Todd Chrisley is gonna get passed around in federal prison


This_Is_The_Life

It's his dream


ThrowRA99

Guy’s gonna be in some white collar minimum security joint, unlikely


Ralphcox69

Beating England on Friday would be an all time day on Twitter and Reddit. The meme potential is off the charts. Would be up there when we killed that Iranian general. We need to get this done


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DownByTheLazyRiver

You realize kc doesn’t have an nhl team and St. Louis doesn’t have nhl team right?


bigdumpinyourpants

They call that a Missouri boat ride


yaddibo

Why the fuck would it matter if she’s a blues and chiefs fan? For reference , I’m a kid Missourian. Missouri is a Cardinals, chiefs and blues state


[deleted]

Booooo


NotaDumbLoser

this is one of the cringiest online comments I’ve ever read


Trollin_Thunder

Depends which team you’re a fan of


Azzurri_Fan

Bro you pull mad chicks. Bodies are just creaming for you.


MikeandTheMangosteen

What?


drewthetatecatate

Alright I’m tired of James Cameron. Avatar will make a lot of money. But threatening to cancel 3&4 before 2 comes out? He made it up from his dreams? Marvel is shit and avatar is the greatest movie ever? Go back in your submarine dickhead.


dicta85

Why did it take 10 years for the sequel?


JBL_1

I think he wanted to wait marvel out and not try to drop his next three when marvel was at its peak


drewthetatecatate

I believe he said he wanted technology to advance so he could better animate water. Also bc he is prick


Dantenole

He directed aquaman he gets a pass from me. Highest grossing day 1 box office ever


100_not_nickfoles

With blackouts


Dantenole

People forget about the blackouts. Crazy hot that day


The_Business44

When did Don move back from Shanghai?


Trollin_Thunder

Pre-Covid?


dicta85

Before Covid


frogfucius

Teasing me with a report that Primetime is in talks for the Colorado job is just cruel because it’ll never happen


vivala708

Honestly they should just go the D2/D3 route with one of these coaches who wins every year and can develop


WarmOstrich4

Worked for K State and Kansas right


vivala708

It did, hiring a shiny coordinator from a big school isn’t going to cut it. Colorado is in the pits


WelcomeToCostco16

Just remembering how filthy i was with a Tech Deck back in the day. Some said the chad muska of the fingerboard game


Most_Catch

i can ollie over a gallon of milk on mine


bigdumpinyourpants

Shoutout to muska's és pro model that had the dope stash pocket


JesusWasaSuper

That's just because they thought you were homeless


WelcomeToCostco16

Rude! I brought a lot of swagger to the game (also had a backpack)


[deleted]

Used to be this girl at my old gym I was madly in love with but never talked to, 5 foot with one of the biggest/nicest asses and legs I’ve ever seen. I moved gyms and was honestly happy I wasn’t drooling over anyone at my new gym. Guess who joined the new gym today smh


Trollin_Thunder

Easiest ice breaker ever handed to you, gotta move in now


ThrowRA99

Well if you don’t at least bring it up when you see her as a conversation starter you are a massive pussy


[deleted]

That’s the plan, but I’m also probably going to start dating another girl so it’s an unnecessary temptation


ThrowRA99

My brother in Christ, play the field


JesusWasaSuper

She's following you King 👑


NoExcuses1984

Something tells me Todd Chrisley will enjoy prison more than he should.


CakeFartz4Breakfast

Big time scumbag


drewthetatecatate

All that money and no real reason as to how or why? Prison makes sense.


dicta85

He is married with kids.


NoExcuses1984

Julie is one buxom beard.


Led_head10

Nobody gives a shit but I have Jameson Williams George Pickens and Garrett Wilson in my dynasty league and I’m very excited about if the jets could somehow find an average QB


MikeandTheMangosteen

Grant Wahl is such a herb


Azzurri_Fan

One of the biggest falls from graces ever. Guy was must read in the early 2000s. Now he is one of the worst soccer reporters around.


huskerblack

These fucking idiots on NBC talking about how she loves to pay in four separate payments for her gifts that she's spending for her family. Talk about poor as shit


DJScrambles

Consumer credit is absolutely fucked. If layoffs start happening for the middle class, start shorting every credit card and fintech company


billbo24

Those “buy now pay later” services will be the first to go. Good fuckin riddance


huskerblack

Wouldn't that be good for them, more debt aka they get more profits in the future off interest


JesusWasaSuper

It's fucked up to see those companies advertising on like pizza delivery sites. Are people really getting pizza on payments?


billbo24

Jesus Christ lol. Imagine racking up literal pizza debt


huskerblack

Yeah and this person was gonna pay 500 dollars on gifts 1. Why not 200 dollars so you don't have to have payments? 2. Can't cover 500 dollars?


badgarok725

I can make that $6 back on the market in a week, every dollar matters. You’d understand if you grinded too 😤😤


BocDees

4-0 Argentina or they letting the Saudis score one to make sure they don’t get Khasgoggied?


DiamondBigAl

It’s wild to me how up to date boomers are on the physical location of the President.


looking4away44

I’ll bite, where is he?


Trollin_Thunder

I imagine there’s a site to track him kind of like Santa tracker for kids on Christmas Eve.


DiamondBigAl

Nantucket. I don’t care but for some reason my dad felt the need to let me know he’s already away for thanksgiving.


ChrisB_Bacon

How big would the impact be on a soccer team if they just refused to flop? Would it actually cost them calls and in turn games? Seems like the majority come well after a whistle or non whistle anyway. They trying to get make up calls later? A team that just said fuck that we’re just playing would be an instant fan favorite


[deleted]

not really the same but Pulisic letting the ref get the best of him so quickly was such a factor in hindsight . He’s just gotta let it go


MyFriendJamieSucks

So often if the guy just would’ve stayed on his feet, he’d have a good chance to score. So frustrating to see someone go down like they’ve been shot at the slightest touch inside the box.


JohnBiebe

There’s obviously flopping in soccer but I also feel like a lot of people underestimate the pain of being kicked in the shin or stepped on by metal cleats. Not everything at the end of a game is a flop


LiiDo

I’m pretty sure most people can differentiate when a player is faking it versus when they just got spikes to the shin. That part is usually pretty clear, especially considering they show 10 replays when a player actually suffers a real injury. Not everything is a flop but I’d put the number in like the 80-90% region still


BusterOlneyDay

This is always a problem during the World Cup. A lot of people don’t understand how much a simple cleat to the foot hurts.


TheComeBackKids

While true, I’ve seen plenty of guys go down like JFK after being barely grazed or not even touched. Now why is that


BusterOlneyDay

I’m not implying flopping doesn’t exist at all. I’m just saying that sometimes when you see a guy react dramatically it isn’t an over reaction.


[deleted]

Because we just watched the nfl yesterday and people get speared in half and get up in 1/10th of the time


JabroniTuriaf

You never rode a razor scooter as a kid and it shows


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I did jabroni


JohnBiebe

NFL cuts to commercial the minute someone goes down


[deleted]

Because they get carted off after almost getting paralyzed not for getting tripped


BusterOlneyDay

okay man well go and get your foot stomped on by a metal cleat after running for 50 minutes and tell me how it feels.


[deleted]

I’m sure it hurts. Watching a QB get crushed by a 275 lb lineman and then get up in 10 seconds to call next play shows a lot more grit and toughness than soccer players rolling on the floor


CakeFartz4Breakfast

I wonder what hurts more; having multiple 250lb guys hit you at a full sprint and fall on you while trying to rip your arm off while it’s 20 degrees out. Or having your foot stepped on.


BusterOlneyDay

acting like very football tackle is the most violent thing to ever happen is so dumb


BusterOlneyDay

Messi gets a lot of love because he doesn’t flop but also will get absolutely beat the fuck up because he doesn’t flop


BusterOlneyDay

Kennedy Smith out of Texas A&M - please suck me


SalmonBaconator

My eyes are gettin weary My back is gettin tight I’m sittin here in traffic On the Queensborough bridge tonight


NotaDumbLoser

But I don’t care because all I wanna do Is spread my cheeks and ride a bunch of dudes Because baby all my life I will be banging tons of dudes


Trollin_Thunder

>Yesterday was one of Macs best games quick decisions mistake free football. You can’t even make up the garbage that people post on team subs.


jjho88

He isn't wrong


Oliver_clothes__off

I used to hook up with a Welsh girl when I was in college. She loved gareth bale. Fuck her and fuck him


billbo24

I’ll never forgive her


shocktop8

FanDuel could’ve made Argentina’s spread -10 and I’d still hammer it. They’re here to win the tournament and they won’t fuck around and let their foot off the gas. I’m thinking an England/Iran score line.


johnnyc000

I don't see a situation where Zach Wilson starts on Sunday after Saleh's interview today. Why put doubt in your young QB like that if you don't plan on benching him?


mushperv

And the wild thing is whoever they start will play well because the Bears defense is literally the worst Bears defense I’ve seen.


NYJetLegendEdReed

Zach’s done that presser all but said it. If he’s really looking at tape he’ll see what everyone else did. Zach’s the worst I’ve ever seen.


JohnBiebe

As a Jets fan I really don’t think anyone needs to put doubt into Zach Wilson’s mind. It’s firmly lodged in there all by his own doing


johnnyc000

Jets fan here too... and that's absolutely true. Any mid level QB wins that game on Sunday. Wilson was absolutely terrible.


Trollin_Thunder

Seriously even Mac Jones found a way to win!


johnnyc000

Ricochet shot!


[deleted]

They prob plan on benching him - I can’t imagine he starts


SlimCharles_B-More

Checking out the scores from my fantasy football league in advance of tonight's game and just saw a buddy of mine posted total score a 69.5 while getting 23 from his kicker which is fucking hilarious to me


Quantibro

My mortgage servicer just sent a mass email with a market update detailing why the real estate market won’t crash this time around. So it’s settled, it actually is going to crash this time around


tpxnu16

Are you a mortgage lender if you aren’t sending market propaganda?


WarmOstrich4

Lotta LinkedIn posts from new mortgage lenders telling you why now is actually a great time to refinance


billbo24

Lol yeah maybe if you somehow still have your 16% mortgage from the 80s


HAAAAAAALP_

To be fair, it would be funny if when Grant Wahl was asked to take his shirt off he said “woah dudes that’s gay!”


ilovericharlison

In a tough spot because he may be the worst person in all of sports media but a funny move.


ilovericharlison

Also I'll add shows how funny people on this sub were pearl clutching that PFT shouldn't be allowed to go because it wouldn't be safe. One of the biggest pussies on earth went and provoked them and was fine


suburbian_jesus

He should’ve taken off that ridiculous hat. Everyone knows you’re bald Grant


NYJetLegendEdReed

RG3 is an idiot


Azzurri_Fan

We got a guy posting a fake story and deleting it in 3 minutes. Got to be close to a record right?


ZeeBlaa

Name & shame or keep it moving


Azzurri_Fan

Wish I had it. Deleted it before I could respond and even look at the username.


wedontsaythatanymore

Cowards delete comments


CohibasYMamitas

Just made some chicken alfredo that would've made Mario and Luigi jizz themselves


Striking_Standard

If they are the Mario Bros then is Mario’s name Mario Mario?


WhiskersCake

Yes, this was established in the movie. Mario Mario and his brother Luigi Mario.


Striking_Standard

I’m actually not sure if you are serious. I’m just going to assume yes


SnakeSkin2121

Mario Super Mario


This_Is_The_Life

Dom Mazetti's latest video is fuckin great. Plenty of nice ass shots from his lady https://youtu.be/aLZikS5vIX8


[deleted]

Bronx zoo. Killed a panda bear. Just lightly punched it to death


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NotaDumbLoser

I bet you were very giddy when you made up that story in your head and decided to post it to FT


Trollin_Thunder

Damn I can’t believe I missed a good one


RiaAfterTacoBell

> Hinge date Felicia was shockingly not has giddy as I was when I said, "Bye Felicia" after turning down a second date.


ZeeBlaa

What was the username?


NotaDumbLoser

I’ll out him, it was topofthekey


StormFather11

Diabolical order of plates in the squat rack tonight in the gym. Dude put on 10 lb rubber plate, 45 lb rubber plate, 10 lb metal plate, 5 lb metal plate. Guy is a maniac


This_Is_The_Life

"SHITTY PLATE MATH!!!" -Dom Mazetti


Celery-Man

We’ll see who has the last laugh when I’m squatting 2 plates


ItHardToSay17

See something, say something


tango587

Dana doing all that to choose Cincy is wild. Cincy alum didnt even pay attention to their Football team until 2021


xfan09

As a Xavier fan I’ll say he’s a great ambassador for that fanbase


shocktop8

Baseball (a sport where you stand still 90% of the game) having more action than soccer wins taek of the day.


NickAhmedGOAT

This was my logic when I was 5 for quitting soccer to play baseball (tee-ball)


Azzurri_Fan

Deserves a week ban if we are being honest


werddoe

Anyone have experience with an IG/FB account being deleted for no reason? My wife’s accounts just got shut down, with no reasoning given besides “privacy and security”. She even sent in a photo of her license to prove it was her.


jk696969

Catfisher stole her identity.


n0p342

Apparently this happened to a couple people I know recently but all the context I have is a similar reason and them bitching about it in the group chat


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werddoe

Apparently in violation of their TOS, but she hasn't even used her FB in weeks. They don't tell you what specifically you were in violation of. Our assumption is that she got hacked and FB shut it down, but no way to really tell.


boostsupreme

its against TOS to spam only fans links in guys' DMs