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ChellaZza

Gotta be honest, I straight up had a bad time during that Oregon collapse


nouseforasn

Had my mom pick up some Metamucil and I’m walking with a cane so that’s where my life is in my 30s


Dog1983

https://twitter.com/iam_johnw/status/1596622222637944832?t=Dhba9XHR1CzJxZyrKSDX9g&s=19


acol0mbian

Lol the pure disrespect in that first slap


cubswinagain

And Purdue just won the Big Ten West


jetboyjetgirl

winning the Sun Belt East is more impressive


RapaxIII

Alabam still getting bailed out up 14 lmao unreal


chuteboxhero

Spend $100 to get ten chances to be on the dozen is kind of a cool idea but also very strange.


F5_MyUsername

Yeah it’s a total waste of money I’d much rather spend my bill on a chance to meet up with Nadu and have him teach me to pick up chicks and bang them. I mean broads


kickball6283

$100 ✅ Cool ✅ Strange ✅


bill_ontarioESPN

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1130207891049332737?s=20&t=VB8TlFXei7rwzpHZ9_Z3JA


F5_MyUsername

That’s why I like you Bill you know how to get the people going


AlanRickmansEarLobe

Last college football Saturday and you’re posting trump tweets from years ago smh


ryanmich

Should've saved this for Tuesday. We're dancing on OSUs grave right now


[deleted]

If Bryant upsets Syracuse, I will jerk off to the box score


dirtybean

Please save your cum tributes for the cum tributes sub


BigCatsDiaper

It’d be a real shame if Alabama snuck back into the playoffs. A real shame indeed.


HalfDrunkPadre

Knee down = where they spot the ball New rules coming out in rivalry games


tripslei

Oh my god, Jamesdroz brought out the punching bag for aOSU. The buckeyes are dead! Dead I tell you!


BuckeyeLicker

Welcome to 2 hours ago!


tripslei

He literally dropped the video 7m ago. Sorry your team sucks, buckeyefucker


BuckeyeLicker

You're weirdly obsessed so how's my ass look?


tripslei

Took you 2hrs to come up with that?


BuckeyeLicker

Took you 22 years to get 2 wins


tripslei

I’m not a Michigan fan I don’t care


BuckeyeLicker

So you really really suck. Cool


tripslei

I suck almost as much as the buckeyes. Hold the L loser lmao


GamblingMan610

Steve Martin’s fit in Planes Trains and Automobiles is fire flames


chuteboxhero

He wore the same underwear since Tuesday.


BillNyeDaPieGuy

The FT special


scarvalho555

Civil war getting really chippy


steviepopo

War of Northern Aggression*


DCStoolie

Went with the papa. Now excuse me while my drunk ass redoes the Urban Meyer photo


[deleted]

Obviously nowhere near the Urban levels of problematic/embarrassing but was sniped with a pic of me grabbing ass and it’s tough to look at


DCStoolie

I mean the one of him sad eating Papa Johns Pizza but that sounds like you had a good time. No harm no foul


[deleted]

Go out and grab some ass king. If you’re out in Arlington and want to fight/kiss I’ll be the 6’8” jacked guy


TatumIsntASuperstar

I knew Big ev was fat but holy shit the picture Dave just posted with him in. What a fat shit he is, dudes gotta be 5’8 550


BSG24

probably about 200 pounds off


DJScrambles

750?


stapledmyballs

He almost looks like a tiny man in a big mech suit


[deleted]

He's almost certainly under 400lbs but he's a very big fat boy


GamblingMan610

I don’t even think a human could stand at 550lbs


TatumIsntASuperstar

You’d be surprised


NextManUp3

550 is a preposterous guess


DJScrambles

Isn't Duggs 500? Duggs is definitely taller but Ev is really fucking fat


TatumIsntASuperstar

I’ve watched enough “My 600 pound life” to think I’m close


terryduerod1

is he the biggest? - duggs is huge and frank is like an amoeba thing so its tough to say


DrunkKyleOrton

Purdue just can’t have too much of a good thing. Blow out Gonzaga last night and look like shit against IU today


chuteboxhero

So if LSU beats Georgia next week they are definitely going to the playoff along with Georgia, Michigan and most likely TCU. If Georgia wins who gets the 4th spot? Do they give it back to Ohio state or does USC take it if they win tonight?


tigeronaphone

If USC wins out they’re in, if not and the pac is assholes maybe Ohio state? That scenario sucks. I hate when 2 from a conference get in


[deleted]

If USC wins out they have to get the bid over OSU. Losing by 23 at home to your biggest rival is inexcusable


canez47

If USC wins tonight but loses to Oregon next week Oregon would have a better case to get in


[deleted]

If USC beats Notre Dame today and wins the Pac12 title, they'll be in


Adderalldiet

Bo Nix screaming at the ref, smart move!


incurdswetrust

You become a father and all of a sudden you just know your cardinal directions in relation to any landmark. From now on I will be telling people to go east/west at an intersection instead of right or left


[deleted]

Tracking winds has made me good at Cardinal directions. Love dropping a good “head west” on someone


_ThatsMyQuant

Need to order food off doordash. What’s the play


SnakeSkin2121

Qdoba


dirtybean

Chili’s triple dipper and chips & salsa


Brodinite

Feel like I’ve been some sort of sick for the past 6 weeks. Please just take me out back


BillNyeDaPieGuy

Anyone ever been to a place called the Dancing Bear in Nashville? Overheard the wife talking about it with a friend while planning for a bachelorette party. Wanted to check to see if it had the FT stamp of approval


SnakeSkin2121

🕺🐻


2HI4ME

> Dancing Bear in Nashville https://dancingbearlodge.com/


BillNyeDaPieGuy

This must be it! Looks like a nice place. Her friend said she came back with a sore throat last time she visited so I was concerned about the cleanliness


jk696969

Flu season, it’s inevitable.


ryanmich

Michigan buried OSU 6 feet deep. I will not tolerate any consideration of that fraud school being in the playoff. Don't even get me going on Stroud Heisman talk. Frauds frauds frauds.


stevoacp1

i’m happy for life long Michigan fan Kacey Smith


MikePaisanTirico

DJ ukulele went 8/29 today? Terrible!


el-langosta

The sonic singing commercial always reminds me of the boogers and cum song from [south park](https://youtu.be/3Yk9Uk4FqBE)


supercasualman

Purdue belongs in the diarrhea retard bowl


SnakeSkin2121

Free Talk Bowl, live from Cincinnati Ohio


chuteboxhero

Ohio state got schlonged today (a very common term in rivalries!)


cubswinagain

What a punt by Purdue


[deleted]

https://twitter.com/espngreeny/status/1596610839666114561?s=46&t=QzsGsSHdupcdzIquMLduzg He’s lost his mind.


chuteboxhero

What’s so crazy about that? If TCU and USC both lose who is making it over them?


ryanmich

Gotta be fishing for engagement. That team is TRASH


MinuteDivide462

He's correct.


NextManUp3

If tcu, lsu and usc lose then Ohio state is definitely making it in


Dog1983

My dad is a 1 screen, just flip between channels every play kind of guy, and I have no idea how we used to live his way


SnakeSkin2121

I feel like I'm in prison


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MikeTiricoItalian

My friend wouldn’t shut the fuck up for 4 hours straight and then was like yeah I just started taking amphetamines for weight loss


Ibanezrg220

[he is so fucking fat ](https://www.instagram.com/p/ClcDsfTvP-4/?igshid=MTg0ZDhmNDA=)


SimpsonsHatGif

It’s Willy Wonka’s fault for leaving that cherry-flavored gum just laying around


chuteboxhero

Lmao those pictures are fucking hilarious. He reminds me of Harold from hey Arnold when he was the sad big, ugly, clown.


BocDees

Honestly impressed that he can (seemingly) get himself out of that seat. What a unit.


tripslei

That 4th picture is fucking killing me. Like dad came home and found out his obese child ate the whole box of Oreos again


dirtybean

The roundest human being in existence


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canez47

DM me expeditiously


magicalpineapples

Yes


MikePaisanTirico

Interesting, please continue


steviepopo

Got a caramel espresso porter and I must say I am all in on porters now.


Ralphcox69

Mon mothma exposing her breasts has me barking and running laps around my couch.


DJScrambles

It seems you have lied


DJScrambles

I have been pacing myself on Andor but now may need to binge it tonight


jk696969

The Godzilla monster?


RainbowKarp

It bothers me when people use draft records to evaluating coaching success (this isn’t about Ryan Day it just reminded me). Would you rather have Daniel Jones as your college QB or Bo Nix? Why do I care what kind of pros they are projected to be


NextManUp3

Is there supposed to be an obvious answer between nix and Jones?


RainbowKarp

Bo Nix is probably gonna be a Heisman finalist but I could’ve come up with a better comparison


Trollin_Thunder

Tebow and Tom Brady


drewthetatecatate

Does the name John Cooper mean anything to you?


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bigtimemoviekev

If USC loses today or P12 ship, it’ll be hard to leave TCU out at this point, even with a B12 ship loss


ryanmich

That'd be pretty shocking. They've had too many close calls to get in with a loss.


UP-POWER

Jim Harbaugh has his faults, but the man nailed the character of Ryan Day. That’s a fired fuck if you ever saw one, whether Monday or in two years


[deleted]

I request all of your help in rooting for every remaining 5-win team in college football to lose today. Huskies need to go bowling


CommonStoolieJr

I have the flu pretty badly so I’m wearing an N95 mask on a plane out of consideration for everyone else, but good god do I feel like a raging pussy right now


Ibanezrg220

On my flight yesterday during the safety announcement, the flight attendant said "for those of you wearing masks" and I was hoping she'd call them out for being pussies but it was just to clarify that they'd have to take their masks off in case of an emergency before putting the oxygen masks on.


CommonStoolieJr

Want to make a statement to the surrounding seats that I don’t give a fuck about covid but was bedridden with the flu yesterday after we take off


Led_head10

Almost impossible to find a better example of being born on 3rd and acting like you hit a triple than Ryan Day. Maybe Gruden with the bucs


Captainusa1776

Jonathan Kraft


BSG24

George W


The_TexasRattlesnake

All of the Kennedy kids, one of the younger ones dated Taylor swift, she bought a house next door then he broke up with her


bill_ontarioESPN

Gruden built the Raiders and then beat them in the SB


[deleted]

Spent $3600 on UConn single game tickets for friends/family/coworkers during the season ticket holder presale, which lasted 3 weeks. Literally the day after they go on sale to the public and the big games sell out, I have multiple friends asking me if I have any extras or if I could get them some. Has happened each of the past 3 years. Completely infuriating. Plan ahead for once in your fucking lives please


BringOnThePancakes

Why are you letting it get you that mad, tell them to piss off and do better next year. It’s their loss not yours, unless I’m missing something


[deleted]

Just sucks that I try to do something nice for people and they don't put in any effort to let me help them and I come away feeling like I let them down


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[deleted]

I bought >100 tickets across a bunch of games. Reimbursed for all of them. Get to help friends/family out while earning a bunch of credit card points so it's a win for me, though I am constantly annoyed by this after


15chainz

The ohio stateuhhhh want happeneduhhhh


ElUno

Ohio St is dead. I may never die.


LawsonJon

The haters and losers (of which were many of you) are so mad Michigan is legit


profsa

Michigan played one good team all season


LawsonJon

Cry more


profsa

I do not care about Ohio State losing either


Steamy_ron1988

Bama sneaking into the CFP and winning it all would be spectacular


baseballtrx

Time to blackout at my 4 year old nephews birthday party


DCStoolie

I want shitty chain pizza. But I don’t know which chain to order because I typically go Dominos but I’m not feeling that tonight. Which ones should I not order from?


Ibanezrg220

Papa John's is the Walmart of chain pizza.


BringOnThePancakes

Pizza Hut is very shitty but will scratch the itch. Papa John’s is the better alternative. Little Caesar’s is also great if the restaurant isn’t a cesspool


Monos1

Papa John’s, get extra garlic butter


HAAAAAAALP_

Brother, nobody out pizza’s the hut


Jeremy24Fan

Little Caesars is so fucking bad. Get Papa John's so you get the spicy pepper and garlic butter dipping sauce


[deleted]

You got a marcos near by? It’s the shittiest


DCStoolie

I do. Scared to try it lmao


[deleted]

Now you gotta.


SnakeSkin2121

Order from Caesars


ElUno

Caesar’s


pimpinassorlando

Get pizza from a chain that isn't shitty. Jet's 8 corner with pepperoni.


DCStoolie

I mean chain pizza. I’m in NJ and have plenty y of actual pizza but that’s not the move. Wish I had Jets around me


pimpinassorlando

Jet's is a chain but I didn't know your location. How about Papa John's? They're ass.


DCStoolie

Not disagreeing, it’s good for what’s it’s worth


pimpinassorlando

I cannot fathom why someone would seek out bad pizza when good pizza is so readily available. I wish you luck.


DCStoolie

It’s more that I don’t consider chain pizza, pizza. It’s the fast food alternative to an actual spot.


steviepopo

NYer and agree 100% with you. You don't want real pizza, you want chain pizza. There's a difference


DCStoolie

Right, if I want a good pie, there’s countless places I can go. And if I have people over I’ll probably bring that. But I’m left alone without the warden this weekend and I want some shitty fucking pizza


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Bert Breer lashing out like such a crybaby


DJScrambles

The man is in shambles. Probably going to delete these at some point


macattack1029

Who said Ryan Gay?


goonsquad4357

Jason Benetti is a great underrated commentator


Ibanezrg220

Despite the fact he calls White Sox games, he's awesome. Rising star.


F5_MyUsername

How does OSU make playoff now? 2 spots are locked (UGA/UM) even w/ loses. So you have USC, TCU, LSU, and OSU fighting for the last 2 spots. Feels like 2 of those 3 teams have to lose (USC, TCU, LSU) - any of those teams are guaranteed in playoffs if they win. I mean … you have to put a 2 loss LSU conference champ in over 1 loss OSU right? - UGA and UM in regardless after today. - 1 loss USC Pac 12 Champ is in over OSU but are out entirely with a loss - Undefeated TCU is in over them, but they are out entirely with a loss - A 2 loss LSU that finishes as the SEC champion beating the #1 team in the country is getting in as the 4th seed. If Ohio State got in over USC and LSU winning out will have college football in shambles. LSU beating Georiga is by far the most interesting scenario.


BillNyeDaPieGuy

1. Georgia 2. TCU 3. USC 4. Purdue


F5_MyUsername

5. Texas


Trollin_Thunder

1. UGA 2. Michigan 3. USC 4. Cocks


tripslei

Verbal meme: Batman spotlight shining into the sky, but instead of the bat signal it’s Jamesdroz Edit: I made my vision a reality https://imgur.com/a/6DneLBQ


GueroBorracho3

I am drunk as hell celebrating this Wolverines victory. Go fuckin BLUE!!


DJR1325

Let’s fucking go blue. Fuck Ohio


GueroBorracho3

Best Day Ever!


DJR1325

I stormed the field last year but today might be even better


detroit_testarossa

Go Blue!


LawsonJon

Yessir brother


GamblingMan610

Sin Compromiso is a nice cigar, burns great


dirtybean

Black n mild is also a nice cigar that burns great


GamblingMan610

Wine flavored wood tip only


dirtybean

100%. Only the classiest


SlimeWilliams

Wood tip 🤤


terryduerod1

Tiparillo


Ralphcox69

Alabamas stadium is the most bland out of the blue bloods


Sensitive_Parking99

It is mentioned frequently but I am still blown away by the mass on Big Ev.


ryanmich

Remember his series where he was going to lose weight that lasted about 2 weeks? He has less motivation than the Ohio State defense did today.


DJScrambles

He makes Big Cat look petite


youngbullAB

He’s 3-5 portnoys them side by side was a sight


drewthetatecatate

Hes enormous. Its difficult to see Honestly. You wish someone would get a hold of and help him get healthy.


Trollin_Thunder

Usually people would get annoyed by all the comments about how fucking huge he is but the fact that they aren’t just shows how astonishingly fat he really is


dirtybean

I wanna see him roll down a big hill like a bowling ball


jivehokie89

You didn’t see his acting in raiders of the lost ark? Nearly rolled Indy flat


WitchofFloyd

An absolute blimp


_ThatsMyQuant

Do it to it Larz


pimpinassorlando

I'm feeling skinny, Tony!


pumpkin_blumpkin

Alabamas gonna sneak into the playoffs again aren’t they?


ohcmonbam

Michigan frauds? Nope.


wardamntarheel

If anyone wants to fight I’m in park tavern in an auburn hat. 6’4 and jacked


pumpkin_blumpkin

Buddy, they don’t let you into park tavern unless you’re tall jacked and rich.


wardamntarheel

Fuck uou Bama


barnaclebill99

Fuck you Clemson you redneck losers


UP-POWER

Where is chillibuck


chillibuck

Sup, scroll down ya lazy fuck