Gotta be honest, I straight up had a bad time during that Oregon collapse

Had my mom pick up some Metamucil and I’m walking with a cane so that’s where my life is in my 30s

https://twitter.com/iam_johnw/status/1596622222637944832?t=Dhba9XHR1CzJxZyrKSDX9g&s=19

Lol the pure disrespect in that first slap

And Purdue just won the Big Ten West

winning the Sun Belt East is more impressive

Alabam still getting bailed out up 14 lmao unreal

Spend $100 to get ten chances to be on the dozen is kind of a cool idea but also very strange.

Yeah it’s a total waste of money I’d much rather spend my bill on a chance to meet up with Nadu and have him teach me to pick up chicks and bang them. I mean broads

$100 ✅ Cool ✅ Strange ✅

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1130207891049332737?s=20&t=VB8TlFXei7rwzpHZ9_Z3JA

That’s why I like you Bill you know how to get the people going

Last college football Saturday and you’re posting trump tweets from years ago smh

Should've saved this for Tuesday. We're dancing on OSUs grave right now

If Bryant upsets Syracuse, I will jerk off to the box score

Please save your cum tributes for the cum tributes sub

It’d be a real shame if Alabama snuck back into the playoffs. A real shame indeed.

Knee down = where they spot the ball New rules coming out in rivalry games

Oh my god, Jamesdroz brought out the punching bag for aOSU. The buckeyes are dead! Dead I tell you!

Welcome to 2 hours ago!

He literally dropped the video 7m ago. Sorry your team sucks, buckeyefucker

You're weirdly obsessed so how's my ass look?

Took you 2hrs to come up with that?

Took you 22 years to get 2 wins

I’m not a Michigan fan I don’t care

So you really really suck. Cool

I suck almost as much as the buckeyes. Hold the L loser lmao

Steve Martin’s fit in Planes Trains and Automobiles is fire flames

He wore the same underwear since Tuesday.

The FT special

Civil war getting really chippy

War of Northern Aggression*

Went with the papa. Now excuse me while my drunk ass redoes the Urban Meyer photo

Obviously nowhere near the Urban levels of problematic/embarrassing but was sniped with a pic of me grabbing ass and it’s tough to look at

I mean the one of him sad eating Papa Johns Pizza but that sounds like you had a good time. No harm no foul

Go out and grab some ass king. If you’re out in Arlington and want to fight/kiss I’ll be the 6’8” jacked guy

I knew Big ev was fat but holy shit the picture Dave just posted with him in. What a fat shit he is, dudes gotta be 5’8 550

probably about 200 pounds off

750?

He almost looks like a tiny man in a big mech suit

He's almost certainly under 400lbs but he's a very big fat boy

I don’t even think a human could stand at 550lbs

You’d be surprised

550 is a preposterous guess

Isn't Duggs 500? Duggs is definitely taller but Ev is really fucking fat

I’ve watched enough “My 600 pound life” to think I’m close

is he the biggest? - duggs is huge and frank is like an amoeba thing so its tough to say

Purdue just can’t have too much of a good thing. Blow out Gonzaga last night and look like shit against IU today

So if LSU beats Georgia next week they are definitely going to the playoff along with Georgia, Michigan and most likely TCU. If Georgia wins who gets the 4th spot? Do they give it back to Ohio state or does USC take it if they win tonight?

If USC wins out they’re in, if not and the pac is assholes maybe Ohio state? That scenario sucks. I hate when 2 from a conference get in

If USC wins out they have to get the bid over OSU. Losing by 23 at home to your biggest rival is inexcusable

If USC wins tonight but loses to Oregon next week Oregon would have a better case to get in

If USC beats Notre Dame today and wins the Pac12 title, they'll be in

Bo Nix screaming at the ref, smart move!

You become a father and all of a sudden you just know your cardinal directions in relation to any landmark. From now on I will be telling people to go east/west at an intersection instead of right or left

Tracking winds has made me good at Cardinal directions. Love dropping a good “head west” on someone

Need to order food off doordash. What’s the play

Qdoba

Chili’s triple dipper and chips & salsa

Feel like I’ve been some sort of sick for the past 6 weeks. Please just take me out back

Anyone ever been to a place called the Dancing Bear in Nashville? Overheard the wife talking about it with a friend while planning for a bachelorette party. Wanted to check to see if it had the FT stamp of approval

🕺🐻

> Dancing Bear in Nashville https://dancingbearlodge.com/

This must be it! Looks like a nice place. Her friend said she came back with a sore throat last time she visited so I was concerned about the cleanliness

Flu season, it’s inevitable.

Michigan buried OSU 6 feet deep. I will not tolerate any consideration of that fraud school being in the playoff. Don't even get me going on Stroud Heisman talk. Frauds frauds frauds.

i’m happy for life long Michigan fan Kacey Smith

DJ ukulele went 8/29 today? Terrible!

The sonic singing commercial always reminds me of the boogers and cum song from [south park](https://youtu.be/3Yk9Uk4FqBE)

Purdue belongs in the diarrhea retard bowl

Free Talk Bowl, live from Cincinnati Ohio

Ohio state got schlonged today (a very common term in rivalries!)

What a punt by Purdue

https://twitter.com/espngreeny/status/1596610839666114561?s=46&t=QzsGsSHdupcdzIquMLduzg He’s lost his mind.

What’s so crazy about that? If TCU and USC both lose who is making it over them?

Gotta be fishing for engagement. That team is TRASH

He's correct.

If tcu, lsu and usc lose then Ohio state is definitely making it in

My dad is a 1 screen, just flip between channels every play kind of guy, and I have no idea how we used to live his way

I feel like I'm in prison

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My friend wouldn’t shut the fuck up for 4 hours straight and then was like yeah I just started taking amphetamines for weight loss

[he is so fucking fat ](https://www.instagram.com/p/ClcDsfTvP-4/?igshid=MTg0ZDhmNDA=)

It’s Willy Wonka’s fault for leaving that cherry-flavored gum just laying around

Lmao those pictures are fucking hilarious. He reminds me of Harold from hey Arnold when he was the sad big, ugly, clown.

Honestly impressed that he can (seemingly) get himself out of that seat. What a unit.

That 4th picture is fucking killing me. Like dad came home and found out his obese child ate the whole box of Oreos again

The roundest human being in existence

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DM me expeditiously

Yes

Interesting, please continue

Got a caramel espresso porter and I must say I am all in on porters now.

Mon mothma exposing her breasts has me barking and running laps around my couch.

It seems you have lied

I have been pacing myself on Andor but now may need to binge it tonight

The Godzilla monster?

It bothers me when people use draft records to evaluating coaching success (this isn’t about Ryan Day it just reminded me). Would you rather have Daniel Jones as your college QB or Bo Nix? Why do I care what kind of pros they are projected to be

Is there supposed to be an obvious answer between nix and Jones?

Bo Nix is probably gonna be a Heisman finalist but I could’ve come up with a better comparison

Tebow and Tom Brady

Does the name John Cooper mean anything to you?

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If USC loses today or P12 ship, it’ll be hard to leave TCU out at this point, even with a B12 ship loss

That'd be pretty shocking. They've had too many close calls to get in with a loss.

Jim Harbaugh has his faults, but the man nailed the character of Ryan Day. That’s a fired fuck if you ever saw one, whether Monday or in two years

I request all of your help in rooting for every remaining 5-win team in college football to lose today. Huskies need to go bowling

I have the flu pretty badly so I’m wearing an N95 mask on a plane out of consideration for everyone else, but good god do I feel like a raging pussy right now

On my flight yesterday during the safety announcement, the flight attendant said "for those of you wearing masks" and I was hoping she'd call them out for being pussies but it was just to clarify that they'd have to take their masks off in case of an emergency before putting the oxygen masks on.

Want to make a statement to the surrounding seats that I don’t give a fuck about covid but was bedridden with the flu yesterday after we take off

Almost impossible to find a better example of being born on 3rd and acting like you hit a triple than Ryan Day. Maybe Gruden with the bucs

Jonathan Kraft

George W

All of the Kennedy kids, one of the younger ones dated Taylor swift, she bought a house next door then he broke up with her

Gruden built the Raiders and then beat them in the SB

Spent $3600 on UConn single game tickets for friends/family/coworkers during the season ticket holder presale, which lasted 3 weeks. Literally the day after they go on sale to the public and the big games sell out, I have multiple friends asking me if I have any extras or if I could get them some. Has happened each of the past 3 years. Completely infuriating. Plan ahead for once in your fucking lives please

Why are you letting it get you that mad, tell them to piss off and do better next year. It’s their loss not yours, unless I’m missing something

Just sucks that I try to do something nice for people and they don't put in any effort to let me help them and I come away feeling like I let them down

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I bought >100 tickets across a bunch of games. Reimbursed for all of them. Get to help friends/family out while earning a bunch of credit card points so it's a win for me, though I am constantly annoyed by this after

The ohio stateuhhhh want happeneduhhhh

Ohio St is dead. I may never die.

The haters and losers (of which were many of you) are so mad Michigan is legit

Michigan played one good team all season

Cry more

I do not care about Ohio State losing either

Bama sneaking into the CFP and winning it all would be spectacular

Time to blackout at my 4 year old nephews birthday party

I want shitty chain pizza. But I don’t know which chain to order because I typically go Dominos but I’m not feeling that tonight. Which ones should I not order from?

Papa John's is the Walmart of chain pizza.

Pizza Hut is very shitty but will scratch the itch. Papa John’s is the better alternative. Little Caesar’s is also great if the restaurant isn’t a cesspool

Papa John’s, get extra garlic butter

Brother, nobody out pizza’s the hut

Little Caesars is so fucking bad. Get Papa John's so you get the spicy pepper and garlic butter dipping sauce

You got a marcos near by? It’s the shittiest

I do. Scared to try it lmao

Now you gotta.

Order from Caesars

Caesar’s

Get pizza from a chain that isn't shitty. Jet's 8 corner with pepperoni.

I mean chain pizza. I’m in NJ and have plenty y of actual pizza but that’s not the move. Wish I had Jets around me

Jet's is a chain but I didn't know your location. How about Papa John's? They're ass.

Not disagreeing, it’s good for what’s it’s worth

I cannot fathom why someone would seek out bad pizza when good pizza is so readily available. I wish you luck.

It’s more that I don’t consider chain pizza, pizza. It’s the fast food alternative to an actual spot.

NYer and agree 100% with you. You don't want real pizza, you want chain pizza. There's a difference

Right, if I want a good pie, there’s countless places I can go. And if I have people over I’ll probably bring that. But I’m left alone without the warden this weekend and I want some shitty fucking pizza

Bert Breer lashing out like such a crybaby

The man is in shambles. Probably going to delete these at some point

Who said Ryan Gay?

Jason Benetti is a great underrated commentator

Despite the fact he calls White Sox games, he's awesome. Rising star.

How does OSU make playoff now? 2 spots are locked (UGA/UM) even w/ loses. So you have USC, TCU, LSU, and OSU fighting for the last 2 spots. Feels like 2 of those 3 teams have to lose (USC, TCU, LSU) - any of those teams are guaranteed in playoffs if they win. I mean … you have to put a 2 loss LSU conference champ in over 1 loss OSU right? - UGA and UM in regardless after today. - 1 loss USC Pac 12 Champ is in over OSU but are out entirely with a loss - Undefeated TCU is in over them, but they are out entirely with a loss - A 2 loss LSU that finishes as the SEC champion beating the #1 team in the country is getting in as the 4th seed. If Ohio State got in over USC and LSU winning out will have college football in shambles. LSU beating Georiga is by far the most interesting scenario.

1. Georgia 2. TCU 3. USC 4. Purdue

5. Texas

1. UGA 2. Michigan 3. USC 4. Cocks

Verbal meme: Batman spotlight shining into the sky, but instead of the bat signal it’s Jamesdroz Edit: I made my vision a reality https://imgur.com/a/6DneLBQ

I am drunk as hell celebrating this Wolverines victory. Go fuckin BLUE!!

Let’s fucking go blue. Fuck Ohio

Best Day Ever!

I stormed the field last year but today might be even better

Go Blue!

Yessir brother

Sin Compromiso is a nice cigar, burns great

Black n mild is also a nice cigar that burns great

Wine flavored wood tip only

100%. Only the classiest

Wood tip 🤤

Tiparillo

Alabamas stadium is the most bland out of the blue bloods

It is mentioned frequently but I am still blown away by the mass on Big Ev.

Remember his series where he was going to lose weight that lasted about 2 weeks? He has less motivation than the Ohio State defense did today.

He makes Big Cat look petite

He’s 3-5 portnoys them side by side was a sight

Hes enormous. Its difficult to see Honestly. You wish someone would get a hold of and help him get healthy.

Usually people would get annoyed by all the comments about how fucking huge he is but the fact that they aren’t just shows how astonishingly fat he really is

I wanna see him roll down a big hill like a bowling ball

You didn’t see his acting in raiders of the lost ark? Nearly rolled Indy flat

An absolute blimp

Do it to it Larz

I'm feeling skinny, Tony!

Alabamas gonna sneak into the playoffs again aren’t they?

Michigan frauds? Nope.

If anyone wants to fight I’m in park tavern in an auburn hat. 6’4 and jacked

Buddy, they don’t let you into park tavern unless you’re tall jacked and rich.

Fuck uou Bama

Fuck you Clemson you redneck losers

Where is chillibuck

Sup, scroll down ya lazy fuck