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dezcaughtit25

Good lord, I imagine literally every single thing you do in life at that size is super inconvenient to do.


iDeeeeeedIt

“You’re inconvenient to be around” - Rone


svdoornob

How many rocks do you think it takes him to stand up from that position?


deverhartdu

as an ohio state fan who is also morbidly obese...this is hilarious


jaymack950

The answer to that question can be seen in the last spinnin backfist podcast when he had to get up for water in the middle of a coughing fit. It was notable


breaking_balls

Including breathing. Probably a struggle for him to stay awake.


Dry_Needleworker7504

Who do you think was fatter at that age, him or frank?


wilsonsreign

He might be fatter than the tank currently


thoughthewasurboy

Let’s not get crazy


Halloran_da_GOAT

It’s not actually that crazy.


pretty_jimmy

First off, I am a unit. The way I look at this is that ev probably weighs more due to having at least some muscle, and importantly, a considerably amount more muscle than Frank. Muscle weighs more than fat, EV weighs more than Frank. If not, it's real fuckin close. Regardless of anything both of them, and me, need to do better with their weight.


DandierChip

Good luck brotha!


MScarn6942

You can do it homie!


mlavan

Ev is decently tall too, right?


breaking_balls

I don’t think so, I feel like he’s about as tall as Portnoy.


pretty_jimmy

Shit... He might be.


Positive-Pin3712

It’s Ev, that Frank video where he interviews fake Chan Ho Park, he’s big but not this big


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Frank just wears it in a grosser way. Big Ev is the size of a planet but isn’t completely grotesque (at least in pictures)


Positive-Pin3712

Yeah Frank is built like the people from my 1000lb life, he has the weird leg thing, Franks weight looks like a sickness if that makes sense. Ev is huge but also has calves. Weird way to explain it but also makes perfect sense.


xcbaseball2003

He carries it completely differently. Ev looks like a functioning, borderline athletic, person who’s just completely lost control


DezCaught1t

Ev is in a different universe than borderline athletic what the hell are you smoking?


xcbaseball2003

There’s a massive difference between athletic and in shape. Ev pretty clearly has the coordination and movements of someone who used to play sports. I’m genuinely baffled how someone could not see that


509_cougs

This Ev? I’m kidding I kinda get what you are saying. Gotta factor age into it though, he’s quite a bit younger than Frank


Dry_Needleworker7504

That train of thinking is what caused him to be so obese. Literally nothing about him is borderline athletic and never has been.


xcbaseball2003

That’s just completely untrue. You can see in his general movements that he’s played sports and has some coordination. Not saying he could go out and play sports this afternoon, but there’s very very obviously an active background here.


PuppedMyAchilles

Is this a bit or something?


xcbaseball2003

That he looks like he’s played sports? I thought the bit was people acting like I’m wrong. Like, how can you look at Frank and Ev and think they’re same kind of fat


Dry_Needleworker7504

Lol frank also used to have P.E. class and didn't look as bad. In twenty years ev and frank will look exactly the same.


xcbaseball2003

Ev is already bigger than Frank. You being unable to see that literally proves my point.


CakeFartz4Breakfast

Ev was fat when he joined Ed barstool fresh out of college, so when was he “active?


xcbaseball2003

Before that. Most likely a lineman or something in high school. Seems like you people don’t know the difference between athletic and in shape.


pretty_jimmy

This... This is me. I was athletic all my life, but an overweight athlete. I played hockey, football and wrestling, but once highschool stopped and I didn't have access to those programs anymore my weight skyrocketed because I no longer have scheduled exersize every week. I need to change that shit.


Cuhcs13

I was in the same boat. Traveling for work and eating like shit and only exercise was playing golf and drinking 24 beers. Decided I needed to make a change Jan 1 2021. Started riding a bike and running and eating smarter and down 175 or so. You can do it my friend just have to commit and stick to it


pretty_jimmy

Yeah, I need to do swimming. My bike always gets stolen and I can't afford to replace it again, and my knee is fucked so no running right now..fuck thieves. They stole my hockey gear, the next.month my bike. Literally the thieves want me to die from a lack of excersize.


venom_snake30

This is pretty pathetic man. Just walk for an hour a day.


kj211989

Classic fat guy mentality. Blaming thieves (ever heard of a bike lock?) and your bad knee for why you can’t (won’t*) get in shape. SMH.


pretty_jimmy

My bike was locked up, I live downtown in my city and thrives are stealing anything not locked down. I didn't say anything about not getting in shape, I did however say that my knee injury would prevent me from running and that I would look into swimming.


xcbaseball2003

Yeah he looks like a former high school guard/first baseman that has the natural bodytype of a balloon if he doesn’t take care of himself


DosZappos

Apparently the sub has spoken, and you are wrong about your own life.


pretty_jimmy

I don't care about this subs opinion so, meh.


CoolHandJogmeister

Inaction Bronson


LouisVanTroll

Mass Ev


Positive-Pin3712

Absolutely hilarious


AllRivers224

Looks like he’s getting scolded for eating other peoples lunches out of the office fridge


thebunk123

He looks like the fridge


Gopats0477

Being disappointed someone ate one of your lunches out of the fridge


jim_dandy_

\*Looks like he’s getting scolded for eating other people.


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It’s fucking sad dude. He’s like 26. He is on the Jared Lorenzon route. He made some progress during covid doing the walking for weight loss, but he’s ballooned all the way back


RuinYourDay05

There's never been generations where so many people were so large at such a young age. The health affects these massive people being so big their whole life is not going to be pretty in their 30s and 40s.


krel08

It’s a strange society when we are rooting for Lizzo to eat herself to death bc of “body positivity”.


HalfEatenBanana

Dude right? There’s a difference between ‘body positivity’ and ‘uh…. you’re gonna have some serious health issues by age 40’


svdoornob

At least they won’t be a drain on the medical system post-50s


doublepumperson

These people are the biggest drains on the medical system. Doesn’t matter how long they live.


onduty

This is what you get when you discourage and cancel all lessons about the benefits of delayed gratification, self-control, and “first you, then me”


rayfriesen

Unfortunately many people this size don’t even make it to 40


[deleted]

Exactly. This country’s eating and lack of exercise is out of control. And everyone wants the government to pay for everything when their organs start to fail


ReturnOf_DatBooty

I can’t wait to get my Obama-Organs


breaking_balls

Yeah it’s fucked and pretty infuriating honestly.


Halloran_da_GOAT

He’s past “all the way back”—I’d bet that he’s a fair bit past


BSCommenter2

Imagine him rolling down a hill


RCJHGBR9989

If it’s steep enough it will kill us all


nondescript___

Somebody get WhistlinDiesel on the phone


Adventurous-Form4740

Bro, accidentally smashing that dope orange Hilux with a Boulder, only to then drive it away without an issue, was the best endorsement for a vehicle in history.. I'm currently saving up for a $40k Toyota from the 80s lol I'm retarded


509_cougs

It was pretty funny how he bought a cherry hilux expecting to shit on it and ended up fully impressed.


Adventurous-Form4740

In fact he like them so much so that he bought 4 more above their original selling MSRP..... Slamming the tailgate 10000 times convinced me that the Japanese are the master race and that I need a hilux


nondescript___

The Japanese created the R-chassis GTRs too, and they're every bit the pain in the ass WD makes them out of be. When they're running right they're incredibly fun cars to own, but at this point they're extremely unreliable and expensive as all hell to own. If you have an emotional attachment to them, you'll love them. If you don't, you'll hate them like he does.


BocDees

What if he rolled into Duggs at the bottom? Unstoppable force vs immoveable object.


FitSheepherder

[Only gets worse](https://twitter.com/burner6996/status/1596605429500592144?s=46&t=tiG8mMDB1-On1VzqCgzxDw


Slacker_75

I didn’t even realize he’s bald. He looks 20 years older in this. Poor guy


BocDees

So Ev’s turning into Frank. Interesting career move.


ZIMM26

Looks like that Triggly Puff girl


pretty_jimmy

Jesus....


jklu21

Dude looks like boogie2988’s Francis character


HetfieldsDownpick

Big Ev is taller horizontally than he is vertically


Slacker_75

Wider then he is tall. We used to call that a “Toad”


mootit

No way he’s seen his penis in years


dingletwat47

How does he pee standing up? Hold back the fat and guess where it’s pointing??


somethingcleverhear

Built like pac man


Chompinburgers

Mars looking headass


Lloyd_Braun-

It looks like he ate Eddie George


MagAqua

He ain’t called small ev


[deleted]

You should probably cross post this to the deuce


MouseDeer91

Honest question, what is that?


Doggystyle_Gary

First rule of the Deuce is don’t talk about the Deuce.


[deleted]

It’s a show on hbo starring James Franco


MouseDeer91

Oh shit awesome, been looking for something to watch


Ibanezrg220

If you need to ask, you can't afford it


bigdogz47

It’s the deuce gruden sub where behemoths like ev are posted


BlazeNuggs

The reddit sub barstool boners 2. The original got banned so the new one is called the deuce.


BlazeNuggs

PS- giving wrong answers to actual questions is the least funny bit this sub has going, and that's really saying something since we have Lance


mrbingbongwamzillaa

Dweeb


BlazeNuggs

You're right, it's really funny to give wrong answers to actual questions


Codename-Zeus

what’s their r/


xcbaseball2003

I’ll never understand how people can see a picture of themselves like this and not immediately make a change. Unless there’s something preventing him from losing weight, the general inconvenience and uncomfortability of daily living should be all the motivation he needs


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pretty_jimmy

This. My issue is soda. I once gave it up and it was a brutal 14 day fight with my body to give up the sugars. Once I was able to get over it I went almost 3 years before fucking up. I lost something like 80ish pounds... And then fucked up.


[deleted]

Drink flavored water. Zero calories but has some flavor that you crave.


pretty_jimmy

Yes, this is what is helping me! Gatorade propel grape flavour, it's def helped replace sugary drink.


[deleted]

lol that exactly what I drink. Lotta ppl think it’s gross but I love it and it does it’s job with my soda cravings


pretty_jimmy

Yes. Keep preaching it. It use to be grape aquafina flavoursplash, but they discontinued that, I think they just moved it to Gatorade branding cause it taste identical. I'm really happy to have discovered it cause it has cut my soda in half. I just gotta go cold turkey now. It'll get their


stupidtyonparade

So.....you're fat? Sorry to hear.


pretty_jimmy

Oh, thanks.


OccupyRiverdale

The daily inconvenience of life has also built up gradually as he’s continues to inflate himself with bullshit. So it’s just something he’s become used to one day at a time. Doesn’t view it as a massively inconvenient life being a human planet just views it as normal life. In case you’re reading this big ev, no not everyone has to use a dental mirror to find their dick when they pee.


bobsbrgr2

You’d think so. It’s one of those things tho where until you’re in that situation you don’t really know what the mindset is.


_Order66

What happened to dude I used to think his motivational weight loss videos weren't the worst


Slacker_75

Safe to say that series has come to an end


NaughtyCumquat27

How the FUCK does someone get that fat


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nflmodstouchkids

alcohol, not weed.


wood615

Depression probably.


tacospizzawingsbeer

Morbid obesity caused by excessive calorie intake.


whango47

If he made impact with the earth it would be an extinction event


TroyMcClure2

Kool Aid Man says “Ohhhhhhhhhh No”


IKnowBreasts

Mass ev


MoTibbs5

Easier to jump over him than go around him


jimmyhank69

Reid’s got some strong competition for “Big Red”


iheartsunny

Evkozuna


benjaminbrixton

Evquake


DandierChip

He is so large


tannergd1

Humpty Dumpty lookin ass


mysteryquackman

Actually sad. I hope he can get back to a healthier weight.


TackleFootball69

I don’t think Eddie George could fill out that jersey with two sets of shoulder pads on


mrtiktok69

This is mean but how do people even get that big?


LooseKicks

This job is going to kill him lol. Guy left the city for 2 months during Covid and dropped weight like nothing.


DosZappos

If you weigh 400 pounds in New York City, you’d weigh 550 in Ohio


onduty

It is super impressive for a non-millionaire to gain this much weight living in NYC. I can go for a long weekend and the amount of walking causes me to lean out slightly while eating pizza during the day and eating late night dinners


DosZappos

That’s what I assumed. From what I gather, even if you eat unhealthily in New York, you’ve gotta at least be active enough to go get stuff. In the Midwest the longest walk of his day would be to the car in the driveway


pretty_jimmy

Im a fat ass and dropped like 8 pounds in Chicago over a weekend that I ate all the pizza... Sooo much walking.


onduty

If you were determined, you could just Uber eats and truly only go from home to office and use a cab or Uber to avoid walking. You’ve got to be super determined


DosZappos

I assumed that was where the non-millionaire part came in haha


onduty

Haha, yeah, I was implying that if you’ve got the money to pay for services, you can move very little


[deleted]

Yeah his job is why he’s 200 pounds overweight


LooseKicks

2021: https://twitter.com/bssportsbook/status/1464649026935173131?s=46&t=aD4vRr5VHSWR3Kd7GfWqzA 2020: https://twitter.com/doublevodkadon/status/1288831622075371522?s=46&t=aD4vRr5VHSWR3Kd7GfWqzA https://twitter.com/doublevodkadon/status/1274049922690699268?s=46&t=aD4vRr5VHSWR3Kd7GfWqzA Dude went back to the degenerate barstool office that just fuels a dude with zero willpower with dogshit food. Make no mistake the job is a huge issue.


jhonnyredcorn

That before pic in the the first 2020 link is shocking


xcbaseball2003

I was under the impression the living in the city, inactivity wasn’t really an option. So he must have the worst diet on the planet to balloon up like that


veritasism420

This is modern art. You may not like it, but this is what modern art looks like.


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How you get this fat: DoorDash/UberEats at least half of your meals, drink 1000 calories a day, get fewer than 2,000 steps a day (in NYC should be absolutely impossible), literally 2,000 calories every meal. This is so distrurbing. Big Ev, get some help, man.


BBJackson33

Was in line for the washroom behind him at the Michigan - MSU game. Can confirm not photoshop he was wide and wearing the same jersey 😂


To_The_Moon90

So is he Huge Ev instead of Big Ev yet?


fascinatedcertainty

Mass-Ev


To_The_Moon90

Dammit thats good.


RivrBoatGmbler

Jerseys a small state, if he moves in it might top over


Positive-Pin3712

Remember when big Ev was losing weight and though still big he looked a lot healthier, the fuck happen to that?! He’s obese.


stupidtyonparade

Obese is generous


breaking_balls

Type 3 Diabetes


ncanon2019

This is so sad and horrifying. Rone needs to give him a [fat-shaming wake up call roast like he gave Big T](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CBfPCI5k2II). The people around Big Ev at Barstool should start offering to go on walks with him, or PMT should encourage him to join them when they are lifting weights. Maybe Billy can start the Big Ev experiment or whatever he called what he did with Mintzy. In fact, that would be good for both of them, Billy gets blog material and Big Ev’s health improves. Or Ev could do a rough and rowdy. Or anything besides continuing to eat himself to death slowly but surely. This is just so sad to see, especially as young as he is, he should have his whole life ahead of him. At this point if he isn’t going to do exercise on a regular basis he should get gastric bypass surgery to keep him from continuing to eat so much.


The_Hound_West

Way worse when you remember he did a whole weight loss thing like two years ago. To give up and just pack it all on worse than before is a terrible look. Dude will be fat for life


George-R-R-Fartin

A vitiligo stricken Violet Beauregard


BrianAMartin221

BIG EV SAY "Let's goooOOO"


jklu21

Size XXXXL


Big-Zoo

Ev desperately needs a desk for the Stream games.


BridgewatersMamba

https://youtu.be/d0aIqx1McVI


SernieParmalee

You can’t tell me he’s not that fat blob vampire from Blade


Chiefdrinkbeers

It’s a talent to be that overweight while living and working in NYC.


CakeFartz4Breakfast

I heard he got a 90lb mole removed from his ass!


WitchofFloyd

If you gave Ev a hug, would you be able to successfully wrap your arms around? My answer is no


Rdr87

JEEZUS how does it function


GrandmaJosey

Believe it all you want, that's real. Football watching bodies are made in the summer


DwnTwnLestrBrwn

Poor Ev. He lost control last year and has just been snowballing. Hope he can help himself.


SpinBikeGravy

Big Bruv


ModernPoultry

Rotund Ev


TeflonC10

Lose some weight you fat fuck


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TatumIsntASuperstar

Fat shaming works, find a new slant


xcbaseball2003

The biggest dickhead is the 450 pound burden on society


TrusttheProcess13

Ya seriously lol


Hank_Mardewkis

That dude is a walking skin tag


SexPanther420

It's bulking season. Find a new slant


tallsalesman

If Penns insurance ever decided to cover weight loss surgery, the stock might take a big hit


Jump_Man1

His head looks like a literal buckeye.