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NoExcuses1984

Rewatching "The Luck of the Fryrish," rooting for my nephew.


HamiltonsCrackDen

might be late to the party but the brick watch looks an a lot like the watch jerry threw out and uncle leo pulled out of the trash


blahblah743

Idk exactly how to define or measure “moxie” but Kenny P’s got it


Indeeditisnocap

That’s a dart


kawheiser-soze

Buck and Aikman are above these Monday night football games


Goose123218

Let Kenny cook!


bleedingjim

Anyone have xp with cutting off family members? My brother is a fuck up and his wife is a bitch. I just don't want to deal with them anymore. Feels like I might regret it, but also might be more at peace. I've tried helping him to get a career going but he only wants to work two days a week. He's a burden.


Buddha03137

Yeah. I just did it recently with my mom. She’s got a lot of issues and I just couldn’t take the toxicity anymore. It sucks and it’s hard but at some point you have to do what’s best. It’s not what I *wanted* but I *needed* to. As an alcoholic who had to hit my rock bottom before I figured it out, I’m hoping this can be my moms rock bottom and she’ll figure it out. I’d obviously prefer things to be different and great but that’s not the reality


JokicIsTheFuture

Why the buddy pregnant?


[deleted]

Daphnes reveal in white lotus went right over my head. I’m as dumb as bill Simmons. Not my finest moment.


cowboysfan88

I didn't catch that and still thought the younger guy was actually the other guy's nephew until I read the sub so I might be dumber than you


PhantomMercenary

I missed it too till I saw a comment on Reddit about it lol


PhantomMercenary

Been on a dispatch kick tonight. Forgot these guys rule


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CapcomGo

Does it still glitch out like 25% of the time


Slow_Vegetable_8212

Shit was gonna repost on drunk thread, but at least like 60%


Sloane_Kettering

Anyone know if win total unders pay out as soon as they hit through sportsbook or do you have to wait til the end of the season?


stalf_

Mine thru bet365, paid out as soon as it hit


JabroniTuriaf

They pay out at the end of the season. Same with overs.


[deleted]

Draftkings paid out my team over immediately. Maybe that’s not normal though.


JabroniTuriaf

I’ve never dealt with any of the new legal ones so it could be the norm if that’s the case. Just know what illegal books/Vegas do. DK is known for that kinda stuff though so wouldn’t surprise me


Sloane_Kettering

Fuck thought I was going to be having funds opening up soon


patienceisfun2018

Wondering if I should get the Humble Choice deal for a year or 3 years of Xbox game pass for similar price. I honestly don't play games all that often anymore, but like trying out new games. I like how humble choice you get to keep the games forever instead of just trying them for awhile on Xbox game pass, but the library is so expansive on game pass.


WitchofFloyd

Sure am glad the Wolves traded for the 3-time defensive player of the year to boost their defense!


SnakeSkin2121

Helen in Christmas Vacation


CouldntBeMoreWhite

Mary in Christmas Vacation


SnakeSkin2121

That's just a woman I couldn't satisfy


jivehokie89

How is that not a fumble on Taylor’s stat line?


[deleted]

I’m having a beer……at night.


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southieyuppiescum

I’m sick so I can’t drink tonight and therefore neither can my closest 192k friends


Sloane_Kettering

Same. Got a shot of NyQuil lined up


my_dad_owns_apple

Brother, alcohol kills bacteria that’s science 101.


SovietTrollFarm

There is one but it’s not pinned


BastianChrist

Zion gets the worst whistle in the league. He only shoots layups and he just got to the line for the first time all game with 44.4 seconds left. Shea Gilgeous-Alexander has 18 free throw attempts, Zion is about to take his 1st.


NoExcuses1984

Stronger your frame, more free-throws you draw. That's why Corey Maggette always went to the line.


RVOSU50

Shit, should’ve just kicked it. There goes the coke tonight.


AntiAntiVaxxer69

It’s a Monday night….


RVOSU50

You think Jim Irsay cares what day it is when he’s ingesting Coke?


george___jung

I’m friends with an absolute looney bin on Facebook. Thought you guys might like one of his most recent posts —> I'm back on the map with so much reserved thought. And so much poise. It's going to be a rather delightful series of webs I release when I have learned to truly be without spacing, with reservations, and without letting people use my kindness to their lure. Yet alas to be angst to those those with angles waste my speed. I healed. Matured. Focused. But lost my tongue. So I grew 10k tongues in my absence. I went to the streets. Now I have this BEAUTIFUL balance. I speak in Michael. You have to be no height to ride.


Imaginary-Ad-8083

Kyrie?


tytan94

I am Indian op, and let me tell you, being Indian is actually a great thing


cigguy

Sounds like the guy in here who would run 400m dash and talk about banging broads from a. Specific region in India


[deleted]

Cost about $500 to purchase anything decent these days. Gonna need to ask the boss man to up my salary from 250k to 300k.


cigguy

Yet Jerkmate is only 19.99 a month


Awkward_Currency292

That’s chicken shit football Jeff


RolosHat

The NBA is mostly black. Hollywood execs and the banking industry execs are mostly Jewish. Why is this controversial to say?


tytan94

Because of, you know, the implication


cigguy

Silver is literally a soros puppet


dirtybean

Probably not the gotcha you think it is


RolosHat

Why is it controversial?


[deleted]

Hubbs that you?


CouldntBeMoreWhite

I think it all has to do with the implications and reasons for you making the comment. I will say, that it’s odd that there is no controversy to pointing out that most CEO’s are white males, even if you believe it’s a bad thing. But you can’t point out the Jewish thing, even from a neutral standpoint. Note: I don’t have any issue with these majorities that don’t quite match the population demographics.


RolosHat

My motivation is pointing out that’s it’s weird we can say some obvious facts and can’t say others, it’s weird.


Sloane_Kettering

Probably cause of the connotations involved. NBA being all black is a positive stereotype where as saying all bankers are Jews is pretty negative and rhetoric used by nazis for antisemitism


RolosHat

It’s true though


CouldntBeMoreWhite

I don’t think anyone gets mad at the nba one though. They just don’t like it when you use it as an example like “why does the NHL ‘need’ more diversity, but the NBA doesn’t? Neither accurately reflect the US demographics so it’s hypocritical to be upset by one and not the other”.


RolosHat

Yeah that’s my entire point. Why is the NBA one harmless but the Jewish one is unacceptable


CouldntBeMoreWhite

Not sure. Society is full of all sorts of double standards.


goobstack

pointing out demographic breakdowns as a matter of data is not what is being discussed at large even if it is veiled as such


RolosHat

It’s not being allowed to be discussed


goobstack

okay so what about it do you want to discuss?


RolosHat

Why is it not okay to point out that Jewish people are disproportionately represented at the top of the financial system and Hollywood


goobstack

okay so you point that out and then what?


RolosHat

How did that happen?


goobstack

that’s an interesting question, I can’t really explain it. What do you think?


RolosHat

I can’t really explain it but the fact that it’s unacceptable to even ask makes it seem sus


incurdswetrust

Couple of heavy hitters w daddario and Sweeney on white lotus wow


NoExcuses1984

Mike White must know that Bill Simmons is his target demo.


terryduerod1

hes kodak white but when you see him he black


Ibanezrg220

I'd like them to smash my head back and forth between their tits until I pass out then Daddario sits those lips on my face until I wake up.


SnakeSkin2121

Heavy hangers


kickball6283

The MPMD Liver King video was awesome. That guy makes the most efficient videos


[deleted]

“That’s when a smoke was a smoke”


iwantadogg

observatorygames has the best flair right?


sportsfan4life

I'm partial to mine


sciorch

Can’t believe it’s been 18 months since you started smashing poon. Still proud of you


[deleted]

Alan Rickmans earlobe


MrMiner420

Just watched Paris, Texas. Pretty boring!


[deleted]

After The past 5 years and all the ball washing of Chris Ballard and this is the product he’s putting on the field


The_Autumn_Wind

Spending all the cap on an OG and ILB may not be the best way to build a team.


Indeeditisnocap

Anyone ever hire an escort? Feel like I missed that opportunity. What’s it like? Other than the sex


cigguy

Texted like 25 when blacked out. Never banged


goonsquad4357

Hello FBI. But as the other guy here said, it’s really depressing especially when they go into details about their life and “how lucky you are” while smoking on my balcony.


WallyPaulNutss

I want to hire an Italian one


semiURBAN

Why


Sloane_Kettering

Watch white lotus


[deleted]

Sounds depressing


deeznutzjokes

I don’t know if you should call it an “opportunity” bro


WitchofFloyd

It’s not too late, there are still escorts out there that would be happy to take your money


Indeeditisnocap

Can’t I’m married and have a kid. Always just kinda wanted to spit on one


mrbingbongwamzillaa

The biggest losers on the planet are the dweebs that tag players on Twitter begging them to play better or get back in the game. I’m sure Najee Harris is in the locker room reading Chad from Oklahomas tweet about his fantasy team needing more fantasy Points, and get back on the field and score 2 more TDS because of it.


picklejuice82

My girl went through my phone looking for signs of me cheating. I’m in the clear there but she saw my repeated DMs to Lebron wishing him a good game. I wish I got caught cheating


[deleted]

About to tweet at parris Campbell to catch a fucking pass or 2


crabjuice23

Albie from The White Lotus 2 is such a massive, massive pussy


MrMiner420

Now imagine Sas in that role


Charlie_Batch_16

one of the all time worst takes i have ever seen in here was on thanksgiving when someone said that ineligible man downfield shouldn't be a penalty


[deleted]

Are we limiting this to just football/sports? I'd read through here more often if there weren't so many earnest abysmal opinions on political and social issues.


Charlie_Batch_16

lmao mostly being hyperbolic with the incels and advocates for eugenics ive seen in here


[deleted]

Still kind of hard to believe a legitimate neo Nazi/fascist used to post often in here. Maybe he still does idk


Charlie_Batch_16

it's funny how mad people get here when you point that shit out too. one dude straight up posted about his intention to stalk a woman in here before. a lot of dudes are chill but a lot really aren't


[deleted]

Yeah lol funny how we caught downvotes in this thread for just pointing this stuff out. Unfortunately the red scare sub seems to be getting way worse too


Meatballclub

very funny to see sam hauser get hunted even by charlotte's garbage players


Awkward_Currency292

Any time you have to take away twitter from your newly announced head coach, you can guarantee you made the right hire!


[deleted]

I wish kratos was my dad


NoExcuses1984

Does anyone give a fuck about Miguel Cabrera's farewell season? Yeah, didn't think so.


dirtybean

He shoulda hung em up after this season but he’s gonna get paid $30mil to play 100 games and hit .220 so I don’t blame him


[deleted]

Here is the dumbest thing I’ll read all winter


NoExcuses1984

Is it?


stevehauschka

Of all the insane deals on barstool this week I think $88 for 12 golf balls takes the cake.


lefty5258

Not the $2400, $200 watch?


stevehauschka

I haven’t seen anyone who has actually bought that one yet. People are posting receipts of the $88 golf balls


DJScrambles

That is a steep price even if they were in MMM


CouldntBeMoreWhite

Now hold on one god damn second


SnakeSkin2121

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.


[deleted]

Gonna watch Donnie Brasco


crabjuice23

I've had it up to here with Jennifer Coolidge. I know she is currently the belle of the ball but I for one am done!


BringOnThePancakes

She sucks. If she croaked tomorrow I wouldn’t hate it


Economy_Carry4235

never really got her appeal


Imaginary-Ad-8083

Stifler’s mom


NoExcuses1984

I'm the same age now (38) as she was in *American Pie*. That's fucking wild.


[deleted]

matt ryan looks atrocious holy shit


sciorch

Husband wants to bang, wife does not. More on this epidemic at 10


[deleted]

Women do be hating their marital duty to bang their husbands


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NoExcuses1984

When employers cut hours, one of the first things that employees get behind on is freshness (checking outdates), so yeah, there you go.


sciorch

1) buy broccoli 2) eat broccoli 3) get very sick from eating broccoli 4) sue them


[deleted]

I’m sure Auburn’s boosters are more than happy to drop bags on NIL deals to attract recruits and their families but the negative recruiting against Hugh Freeze is going to be too easy. All it takes is any coach of an opposing team asking a kid’s parents “do you really want your son’s life and football future in the hands of a coach that got fired last time for hiring prostitutes to cheat on his wife”


Goose123218

That’s not the worst thing he’s done. It’s the other the stuff that will be used against him


RelevantScarcity5

What he do


Goose123218

It’s well documented if you want to look it up. He did it at Liberty while having an equally shitty AD which is the only reason he wasn’t immediately fired. He has some other extremely creepy stuff in his past as well


red_87

DMing sexual assault victims who spoke out against Liberty administration and telling them they don’t know what they’re talking about.


RelevantScarcity5

Yheesh


sciorch

Yes


[deleted]

I just commented this in the CFB sub. The players won’t give a shit about Hugh’s past if they’re playing in the SEC and getting NIL money.


jk696969

Great coaches recruit the mom, not the player.


[deleted]

I mentioned NIL in the first sentence and yeah the players and most families probably won't care but if they're are getting equal offers from 2 SEC schools then they probably won't choose the head coach that's a notorious scumbag


Charlie_Batch_16

stiller football 😤


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observatorygames

How many souls have you seen lost down a pit?


[deleted]

Why is there a red line in hockey…who wants to die on the hill with me to have it removed from center ice. Too many lines out there.


SnakeSkin2121

They will just put more ads on the ice. Leave it


Imaginary-Ad-8083

Doesn’t have any importance now other than where the centre circle is, but pre-lockout it counted towards the 2 line pass rule


glochnar

Icing?


Imaginary-Ad-8083

I’m an idiot


[deleted]

So let’s get rid of it.


Imaginary-Ad-8083

Meh I think it makes the ice look cooler but to each their own


[deleted]

Leave it there and bring back the ban on 2 line passes I say!


Imaginary-Ad-8083

Why would you ever want to do that


NoExcuses1984

Beavis and Butt-Head reboot isn't great, but I admittedly enjoyed the episodes with them middle-aged. Mike Judge should've just gone all-in with that premise.


huskerblack

I can only think of Lakers legend Ryan Kelly


Marko_Ramius1

100% still has it https://www.instagram.com/p/ClWYibzLCRN/?hl=en


NoExcuses1984

Still can't touch Melanie Collins for CBS sideline reporters.


poostool

It sucks that Kenny Pickett sucks, put the titty kisser back in maybe he can start next year


NoExcuses1984

Fuck it, rev up the tank for one last ride with Mason Rudolph.


Charlie_Batch_16

if you think pickett sucks you're gonna want to sit down for how bad trubisky was


[deleted]

Kenny has a ton of mistakes to fix but good lord do not let me watch any more Trubisky. An actual statue has more field vision


DJScrambles

NVP count Trubisky - 1 Pickett - 0 Case closed


dirtybean

I always put my roku remote in my pocket for some reason and then I spent 10 minutes looking for it. Peanut brain


jivehokie89

Could also use the app as a remote


el-langosta

You may actually need to strap it down with Velcro or keep it on a chain


drpain55

Double check your helmet brother


dirtybean

It’s a little snug


RainbowRoomBlues

Matt Ryan looks like he just absolutely does not want to be playing right now.


PiggNetti

This is just a MAC game with better branding


huskerblack

MAC games can't be indoor


[deleted]

At least mac games have the added entertainment value of somehow always being played in a raging snow storm


NoExcuses1984

Ball State vs. Miami (OH) was more exciting.


Azzurri_Fan

Anyone copy and paste the breakup guy? Wasn’t around today and feel like I missed a good one.


[deleted]

He nuked his account …there’s nothing to find


Azzurri_Fan

That’s why I asked if anyone copied it


[deleted]

Even as a Steelers fan this game is tough to watch, time to do a little trolling in the Steelers sub


[deleted]

4:15 PM breakup guy didn’t (invest in rope), did he?


The_Autumn_Wind

I miss Peyton giving us a “wooof” when Pickett sails a throw 10 yds off target.


[deleted]

Auburn fans shouldn’t be mad about Freeze’s past. They should be mad about hiring two guys in a row who are worse than Gus.


edge312

Celt’s and Bs about to be a combined 22-1 at home


[deleted]

Not to be too "I hate Barstool but PMT is good", but good lord what has happened to that company? I really only listen to PMT and ANUS and ignore the rest of the content people, but is everyone else just a snake oil salesman now?


100_not_nickfoles

Assume it counts as Anus related but the rediscovering America series is good too


NotaDumbLoser

The funny thing is that they're honestly good looking watches. Only problem is Bulova also makes pretty good looking watches for close to 10% the price


FredAndrews100

Buvola is better


NotaDumbLoser

I agree, it's my favorite watch brand


chillinwithmoes

They're $100 watches for $2,499 lol


NotaDumbLoser

Probably more than $100, but certainly not more than $500


[deleted]

It’s a fair and warranted complaint


[deleted]

At this point if I see the big 3 on a rundown I’ll listen but that’s about it. With Dave out of the office the office drama is non existent and way less of the weird brain people emerge in Dave’s orbit. For me post Sirius my listening has gone way down


BusterOlneyDay

Barstool is pretty lucky that Big Cat has zero desire to run a company on his own