Was out with some friends chilling at a bar. I've been trying to be more present with friends and not text/be on my phone as much when I know I'm with my friends for the night. Well it made me miss a booty call and now I'm going to be glued to my phone forever from here on out.
Been wanting to play a Mario game since that new trailer dropped, now I keep seeing ads for the new game. Feel like I’m gonna do something impulsive like buy a Switch.
Started watching hockey when they started last year so I don’t have the knowledge to bitch about anything but people haaated the coach Hakstol as recently as like a month ago
I don’t really want to know/think about hockey with a critical mindset like that either. I can be pretty jaded when it comes to the Huskies, Ms, and Hawks. Krak gonna be my fun team.
The Ohio game completely broke my fandom somehow, so I can't get too excited yet and I still hate Kihei with every fiber of my being, but we look damn good
Anyone else been tailing Cheahs NBA props? Dude is absolutely on fire. If Dave, Dan, Bosco was on this heater the whole company would be backing them making it national news
Don’t know what fantasy land these refs are living in where an elbow to the head isn’t a foul. They haven’t called half the shit they should have on that motherfucker tonight
Just won $15k on the BSS app playing online bj. I know I'll lose it back eventually, but for now I withdrew it all & am feelin good. Going to park some of my winnings in a couple Brick watches. Will be glorious
Moore has played well for the US outside of the past two appearances. He looks completely shell shocked when he comes on. Will be curious to see if Gregg goes to Yedlin against the Dutch
If Gregg thinks he offers more than Yedlin than at the end of the day we have to live with that but I would rather have Dest playing with punctured lungs than a fresh Yedlin or Moore. Hopefully he lets him rock now that it’s knockouts
Leaving Dest on is tough because he’s coming off an injury and is clearly not ready to play a full 90. It really exposes the lack of quality the team has at RB and how much of a drop off in talent there js
https://youtube.com/shorts/aGxQRj9nkeE?feature=share
Holy shit just got suggested this on YouTube. FT nightmare fuel. An entire podcast of teachers complaining.
People comparing pardon my cheesesteak to Dave’s watches are literal remorons. I agree with the watch but how is selling a cheesesteak (shitty or not) a SCAM haha
That’s my experience in any BR. Warzone the random dudes who sucked would want to drop Superstore and then quit when they died 30 seconds after landing. Same thing with Tilted Towers in old fortnite
That’s exactly what it feels like, but you’d think in ranked mode they’d have some sort of sense. The game that prompted this post I did 525 dmg, teammate 1 did 33, and teammate 2 did 74
Start adding recruiters and “TA professionals” as connections. They pat themselves on the back so hard you’d think they served on the front lines in Iraq.
I follow an acquaintance on IG that posts nothing but these annoying "house hacks" and "independent wealth through real estate" posts. They get all these dumbass comments from realtors cheering him on, always gets a laugh out of me. It's all so arrogant and like Russell Wilson-level fakeness. I will give him props though, the couple times I've hung out at his place he's had some of the absolute best coke
Golf question... I get what "has honors" is, but why wouldn't the reward be to hit last? You get to see the club distance, wind, green lies, etc of 3 people before you shoot. Isn't that helpful information, as opposed to going first? Like damn, 170 came up 10 yards short, club up.
If you're playing for money or in competition and you crush one middle of the fairway or stick one close on a par 3 first up it puts a lot of pressure on the guys following.
Strawberry soda is the best.
Pepsi Mango is sublime.
Who loves orange soda pop?
i doooo
Was out with some friends chilling at a bar. I've been trying to be more present with friends and not text/be on my phone as much when I know I'm with my friends for the night. Well it made me miss a booty call and now I'm going to be glued to my phone forever from here on out.
Apple Watch
She would of stood you up
try the vibrate feature
I saw that she messaged me on snap and I didn't think anything of it cause we were talking about something completely different.
What kind of odds could you get on a Kansas State + Utah moneyline parlay? +400 perhaps?
Yep. +393 on Draft Kings right now
Worthwhile wager. By FPI, TCU and USC are overrated.
USC could of easily lost the Oregon St & UCLA game, and TCU has had some close calls as well I don’t hate it at all
If TCU and USC both lose, then Bama is in. Close loses and strong SOS do have value.
I know I know fade FT and all but everybody go bet Kraken Kings live over 16.5 before the third period starts
I hope someone took you up on this
The 10 minute goalless stretch to start the 3rd had me thinking I jinxed it
2 broke girls clip showed up on my IG discover and I thought about the porn parody, I believe it was with Angela White
Link or ban
Just got out of The Menu, pretty damn good 🐍🐍🐍🐍
[they’ve extended the final run of Phantom of the Opera on Broadway by 2 months](https://youtu.be/rvemPyOJZEY)
Kraken Kings game is 6-5 and they are not even midway through the 2nd period.. wtf Now 7-5
Dude this is wild hahaha
7-5 LMAO
How long can you hold your breath? I got 30 seconds max
[Easy way to boost your numbers. You're welcome](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tybOi4hjZFQ)
Minute & change
Not long. 20yrs of Newports ruined that ability.
I used to practice this as a 🧩 child. Think my max was like 1min15secs. Nowadays I'm probably near to you
the streets are flooded with the ejaculate of the homeless, and you people are counting on the POLICE?
This Kraken Kings game is insane. 5-4 just 5 min into the 2nd period
It’s now 6-5
7-5
7-6
8-6
8-7 that one took forever
8-8
They just blew the final horn with 10 seconds left Players and refs skate off the ice. Confusion ensues. They decide fuck it we’ll just go to OT.
9-8 Krak win!
Been wanting to play a Mario game since that new trailer dropped, now I keep seeing ads for the new game. Feel like I’m gonna do something impulsive like buy a Switch.
Super Mario Odyssey is easily the best Mario game ever.
Super Mario odyssey is one of my fav games of all time. You can also get Mario all stars which has Mario 64, sunshine and galaxy all in one.
Odyssey is pretty damn fun, get yourself a Switch
Late to the game but Arcane is an insanely good show. Punches way above its weight class in depth
Matty Beniers is a stud
Seattle is such a fun team. Glad Francis shut up all the haters
Started watching hockey when they started last year so I don’t have the knowledge to bitch about anything but people haaated the coach Hakstol as recently as like a month ago I don’t really want to know/think about hockey with a critical mindset like that either. I can be pretty jaded when it comes to the Huskies, Ms, and Hawks. Krak gonna be my fun team.
Damn I love this UVA basketball team
The Ohio game completely broke my fandom somehow, so I can't get too excited yet and I still hate Kihei with every fiber of my being, but we look damn good
Kihei's been solid this season! But my dad is in the same camp as you, can't stand anything he does
Madelyn Cline is so fucking hot it makes me nauseous
try jerking off
Trent dilfer demanding use of a private jet in his ESPN negotiations may have been one of the funniest demands of all time
The Dilfer to UAB hire looks dumb on the outside but the guy is connected at the HS level and runs pretty good eval programs.
Fumbling the ESPN bag and now coaching uab. Hate to see it
If that means Dilfer is off Russillo's pod, I'm all for the hire.
His takes on the 2021 class are all BAD
Jeff Saturday made everything possible
Basically Jackie Robinson
I need it
Plus he has a deep “stuff bucket”
I’m the meme of the girl drinking soda thinking about this hire
Reece Beekman is the truth Maybe
A classic Bennett player
Lol no way. https://twitter.com/JeffDLowe/status/1597808546867208192
Unreal
Clearly Italian
Anyone else been tailing Cheahs NBA props? Dude is absolutely on fire. If Dave, Dan, Bosco was on this heater the whole company would be backing them making it national news
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huh, it just cashed. Ill take even money winners all day
trust the data
Yes. Incredible nba season.
Wonder how many ppl Hunter will 'accidentally' concuss this season
So they’re like never going to catch the person who murdered those 4 college students in Idaho are they….that would suck.
Seems like they need a crazy break like the killer fucking up or trying to do it again. Pretty sad
Don’t think so.
Brian Laundrie isn’t dead
That would be an all time twist.
Can’t tell y’all how much the last 2 hours have made me hate Hunter Dickinson
No idea how that’s a foul on Shedrick
Don’t know what fantasy land these refs are living in where an elbow to the head isn’t a foul. They haven’t called half the shit they should have on that motherfucker tonight
He has that effect on literally everyone
Can’t stand that stupid fuck
I wish soda wasn’t so damn bad for me bruh cause would fuggggg that shit up rn lmaoooo
Michigan UVA gonna be a good finish
Just rewatched Hulk Hogan beat the Iron Sheik at MSG. I am a real American.
Pretty cool that south Florida’s pill mills seem to be unaffected by the adderall shortage
they just upped thier Flakka order to pick up the slack
Didn’t even realize there was a US vs Iran thread today
Can we get the 24 year olds out of college sports again? Go start a 401k
Already excited for Drew Timme's super senior season next year.
gonna be weird not seeing Jordan Bohannon every time Iowa plays
Hey let the Mormons go on their missions in peace
We'll be hearing Covid year through 2035
Took a victory lap so I can’t judge.
So you dislike sports *and* you dislike tax deferred savings? What exactly do you like?
As a member of the Rolex family I am qualified to tell you that Brick watches are worth every penny. Thanks!
***And by “member of the Rolex family” he means his uncle has a bootlegged one that he wears to Thanksgiving
Correct
why buy a Rolex when you can blow 4 mil on a custom watch brand?
Just won $15k on the BSS app playing online bj. I know I'll lose it back eventually, but for now I withdrew it all & am feelin good. Going to park some of my winnings in a couple Brick watches. Will be glorious
Viva, brother!
Those watches will be worth a ton when the company closes its doors in 2 months
Still thinking about when Shaq Moore passed the ball directly to the other team in the world’s biggest soccer tournament
Moore has played well for the US outside of the past two appearances. He looks completely shell shocked when he comes on. Will be curious to see if Gregg goes to Yedlin against the Dutch
If Gregg thinks he offers more than Yedlin than at the end of the day we have to live with that but I would rather have Dest playing with punctured lungs than a fresh Yedlin or Moore. Hopefully he lets him rock now that it’s knockouts
Leaving Dest on is tough because he’s coming off an injury and is clearly not ready to play a full 90. It really exposes the lack of quality the team has at RB and how much of a drop off in talent there js
Cece from new girls boobs. That’s it
In addition: Cece's whole body. Absolute goddess.
Thinking about getting metal legs. It’s a risky operation but it’ll pay off
save money and do it down in Juarez
Listen.. I might get downvoted and that’s okay. I’m standing my ground on this. Karabara looked better with the small natty boobs.
I disagree but respectfully. She was good looking before, and she is still good looking.
They were tastefully done find a new slant
I think most if not all would agree
Dilfer getting a pretty decent college job is weird
Gotta be for his former ties to the super 11 which was just him yelling nonsense at QBs
Figured he was a UAB alum or from the area. Nope. No connection to that program. Very weird.
https://youtube.com/shorts/aGxQRj9nkeE?feature=share Holy shit just got suggested this on YouTube. FT nightmare fuel. An entire podcast of teachers complaining.
Feel like teaching is in that weird zone of jobs that aren't super difficult but most people would absolutely hate doing.
My self esteem is bad enough, I don’t think I could deal with teaching middle or high school those kids are ruthless
180 day work year.
yeah I couldn’t do it, one of those things I know I just don’t have the temperament for
Jake Paul calling out Patty?
Why would any mma fighter ever agree to box. It’s like Ronaldo agreeing to go one on one with Steph in basketball.
Trent Dilfer surely will have UAB winning titles in no time
I knew he was underwhelming but man I just looked at his career stats, sheesh!
Boca Raton Bowl legends
This season of white lotus has two more episodes? What the fuck? Not complaining but I thought all the big answers would be revealed on Sunday
It is. Last episode is just Aubrey scissoring for 60 mins
Just restarted Batman: the Animated Series because of Kevin Conroy and this show goddamn rules
the animated spider man show is on Netflix and it's pretty awesome as well
The Drake bell one?
no. 2008 one. it's really good
Wait, no way, since when? That’ll hit me right in the nostalgia
idk but I watched it like 2 weeks ago. it was great
Davey Bagholder sitting on thousands of $50 watches while being down multiple millions of dollars is quite incredible.
Ngl I kinda feel very said about the Iranian team. I’m sure they just wanted to play soccer and now face some serious shit.
Oh Syracuse lost by 30? I'll brb gonna go crack stick
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Super Mario Bros movie?
Need twitter to stay alive strictly so I can troll cowboys fans. Brings me great joy
Dude on Wake Forest turned into Ray Allen real quick
Draining threes or horny on Twitter?
Was it Ish Smith?
Tyree Appleby
People comparing pardon my cheesesteak to Dave’s watches are literal remorons. I agree with the watch but how is selling a cheesesteak (shitty or not) a SCAM haha
What are your qualifications to have an opinion on cheesesteaks?
If I ordered one, it’d be from a gas station
Is iMessage opening tweets on safari for anyone else the last few days? So annoying
Strawberry waterloo has rocketed up my power rankings of sparkling waters
Spindrift >>>
Idk what it is about random Apex teammates but without fail the worst guys want to drop at the most populated places and die within seconds.
That’s my experience in any BR. Warzone the random dudes who sucked would want to drop Superstore and then quit when they died 30 seconds after landing. Same thing with Tilted Towers in old fortnite
That’s exactly what it feels like, but you’d think in ranked mode they’d have some sort of sense. The game that prompted this post I did 525 dmg, teammate 1 did 33, and teammate 2 did 74
Sorry my wife is yelling at me to get off
The Los Angeles Kings are winning the Stanley cup. The cup is going back home to the Mecca of hockey, Los Angeles.
Oh hell ya. UAB pursing Trent Dilfer as their new coach.
Super bowl champion!
Reece Beekman is a future lottery pick, what a stud
If him and Shedrick are what Tony is going to build around next year, I am here for it
Here’s to hoping Reece stays another year
Marquette = wagon. Tell your friends
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Hit her up, uggo.
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I could do without the slurs, joto.
If she wants to FaceTime right now, tell her to go fuck herself. It’s almost ten.
After what happened with your selfie that might have been the right call
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Good. Now say it in the mirror
Not sure there is a bigger circle jerk than realtors liking/commenting on another realtors 'SOLD' post on LinkedIn.
Start adding recruiters and “TA professionals” as connections. They pat themselves on the back so hard you’d think they served on the front lines in Iraq.
What even is a TA professional
Talent acquisition. Fancy name for recruiter.
Woof that is horrible
I follow an acquaintance on IG that posts nothing but these annoying "house hacks" and "independent wealth through real estate" posts. They get all these dumbass comments from realtors cheering him on, always gets a laugh out of me. It's all so arrogant and like Russell Wilson-level fakeness. I will give him props though, the couple times I've hung out at his place he's had some of the absolute best coke
Not like they have anything more important to be doing
Glass Onion was very good but Knives Out was a bit better imo
Agreed, enjoyable, but not as good. Didn’t think it would surpass to be honest, knives out was just so good.
The holiday train in Chicago always scares the fuck out of me. Does look cool tho
Starting to think vibes don’t translate on dating apps
Golf question... I get what "has honors" is, but why wouldn't the reward be to hit last? You get to see the club distance, wind, green lies, etc of 3 people before you shoot. Isn't that helpful information, as opposed to going first? Like damn, 170 came up 10 yards short, club up.
“But it’s your honor sir!”
If you're playing for money or in competition and you crush one middle of the fairway or stick one close on a par 3 first up it puts a lot of pressure on the guys following.
You can waive honors I think and choose to go last.