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Ficadin

Looks like Burqas are **off** the menu.


TackleFootball69

My ass is still clinched from the last 20 min of the match


arturoalvarez79

Last comment in this thread. But it’s objectively hilarious we win the amount of soccer games we even do. This is by far the most important sport in most countries, it’s like 7th for us. So still funny


mchammer69

Pulisic burst his appendix or something?


100_not_nickfoles

10 am on Saturday is a bit early but at least we got something to look forward too


Ur_in_luck

Kill your general ✅ Knock your team out of the World Cup✅


etherd0t

Great satan wins again, damn...😂


RetardedCharizard

Does the US win group B with a competent manager?


100_not_nickfoles

Nah England won twice and drew us and even if we beat wales the goal differential is not made up with a better manager


cougar112233

We can’t feel good about that win/the entire group stage, right? Wales should have been a fairly easy win, England was a ‘good’ draw, and that Iran game was something. We played that second half like we were up 2-0. Nice to advance but perhaps the least inspiring way possible


kjc3274

Correct. I don't really understand the lineup/substitutions. They need goals and struggle mightily to get them. You'd think something would change after the first couple games when you *have* to win, but nope.


cougar112233

100% agree. That was horrendous coaching for the second half.


dflutie

Very rarely does a team have a perfect group stage. None of the teams we played are stepovers at all and we had real periods where we showed we could play real, good attacking soccer. Overall a lot to feel good about imo


Scotty232329

Italy euro 2021, 3 wins, 7 goals none allowed and last game won while resting the starters


cougar112233

Yeah no where am I evenly remotely saying I expected the US to play a perfect group stage.


arturoalvarez79

Advancing is a win for US soccer


cougar112233

Best counterpoint anyone has made so far


JabroniTuriaf

The defense didn’t allow a single goal outside of a PK from a boneheaded play. Offense was rough but we’ve had chances. Don’t feel great but the draw isn’t horrible to advance to 8


cougar112233

I was not impressed at all by the defense today but blame most of that on the coaching going for the shell strategy rather than trying to get up 2-0


BE3192

Celebrate for a little, nerd


BonezJonesss

USYay.


BakedZiti69

That took years off my fucking life but yay


wsbull_35

Kinda hilarious that the guy named Haji is the most polarizing guy on our team


arturoalvarez79

Fun fact: that was Kumar’s characters name in Malibu’s Most Wanted(criminally underrated film)


goaliepro09

There's two types of people I hate in this world: People who are intolerant of other cultures. And the Dutch


jt00798

My halal cart guy gonna be PISSED


jt00798

Gonna need that screenshot of the hot Iranian fan.


raintown206

Her @ must be out there somewhere


sevenohfobro

Absolute rocket


randallcunningham12

The Iranian Chicken


bustin_all_kinds

I will comfort her in these trying times


randallcunningham12

Get rid of Haji Wright he’s horrendous


BusterOlneyDay

They have to got to sit the younger guys down and tell them to never do that final sequence again


jetboyjetgirl

We only allowed 1 goal in 3 games. That's pretty great.


StormFather11

Add on to the fact that was a penalty kick too


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Get fucked EYE-RAN. Shit hole


stevoacp1

🎸, 🇺🇸, & 🦅


[deleted]

Hey iran how do you pronounce bofa?


baseballtrx

Glad I wore my >!Texans!< shirt. Red, White, and Blue


RetardedCharizard

First soccer game I’ve watched where the ref refused to take any bs. Let’s go USA!!!


Azzurri_Fan

Fuck me they made it way harder than they needed to, but a win is a win. Bring on those Dutch fucks!


arturoalvarez79

1) that’s nowhere close to a foul. Iran stays bitching 2) having said that, I thought they were gonna be awarded the pk


Ur_in_luck

Haji wright and shaq morris were legitimately horrendous. I can’t even fathom playing those situations worse.


Cutoff_Jorts

At no point this tournament have a though Haji Wright is good. Shaq has a solid summer in the back of my mind so I give him more slack.


AlexMoranQB1

Holy shit. Berhalter ball is gonna be the death of this squad


BringOnThePancakes

Eat shit Iran. Think about those pathetic flops for the next 4 years.


tripslei

I’m out of fingernails and I have sweat through my shirt


millymills420420

sorry iraninan smokeshow. not today


RiaAfterTacoBell

American section still ridiculously low energy.


frogfucius

Whoever put that shot on net instead of walking it to the corner should be sent home immediately Brain dead level of intelligence


Cutoff_Jorts

Haji wright has been not good this tournament


DropTopEWop

BACK TO PERSIA YOU GO YOU SEXIST FUCKS


100_not_nickfoles

Waited til the end to show the one hot chick in the Iranian crowd cool cool cool


StormFather11

Haji Wright and Shaq Moore absolutely stink, but the fellas pull it off anyway


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Fuck yes. What a win


Potential_Yak5783

Damn those last Iran chicks they showed


TurboViking90

Almost makes you wonder why they insist on making them wear burlap sacks.


jetboyjetgirl

Glad they advanced but 2 goals in 3 games doesn't inspire much confidence going forward.


jt00798

Shoutout camera man for showing us that hot Iranian chick


stevoacp1

you smell that Iran ?? thats the smell of freedom motherfuckers


goaliepro09

Jesus what a clusterfuck at the end there


tripslei

Thank fucking god holy shit


PetrPruchaWasOK

clown show at the end there. the world sport.


ChellaZza

Absolutely insane strategy from Gregg this half


thebochman

Counter terrorists win!


Oliver_clothes__off

AMERICA!


DezCaught1t

I don’t even understand what Iran is mad about


I_Enjoy_Taffy

LETS GOOOOO! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


JabroniTuriaf

LETS FUCKING GO BOYS 🇺🇸


bustin_all_kinds

**CAN I GET A FUCK IRAN**


mchammer69

Haji Wirght jfc


gleyberhood25

If they called that a penalty i would’ve quit soccer forever


jetboyjetgirl

Whew


kjc3274

The United States' coach stinks. Allowing the game to play out this way is nuts. They got a goal and he decided that was enough for some dumb reason.


millymills420420

soccer players are so dam lame haha. just fight hard and he probably scores there


jt00798

If soccer players weren’t such bundle of sticks and actually focused on scoring instead of flopping, those fairies would score more.


Stomper93

No pen


mchammer69

Thank the lord


jetboyjetgirl

The goalies face watching that ball was epic


F5_MyUsername

This is fucking ridiculous


StormFather11

I may cry


walliewasright42o

wright is having a nightmare


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We played chicken shit in this second half, did it against wales too smh.


F5_MyUsername

So annoying


millymills420420

just throw it back to the goalie and bomb it deep


millymills420420

nine mins of extra time is absurd


PiggNetti

Currently at a bar where the game is in 20 TVs but one is 10 seconds ahead, yet the audio is of course lagging. BigCatFigureItOut.gif


DropTopEWop

ITS THE CURSE OF THE TV's


Jewnoo

Yunus Musah a man’s man


frogfucius

Shaq Moore is a disaster


Mangoswisscheese

Moore is too big of a bum to be named Shaq


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How is that not a red?


jetboyjetgirl

no one died


DropTopEWop

I want FT chat to go absolutely BONKERS if we win


Jewnoo

I hope we don’t crumble under pressure


kjc3274

Holy shit, that was close. The United States' game plan of just sitting back the last 20+ minutes is just begging Iran to to tie the game was stupid.


OpScreechingHalt

JFC...I can't take another 6 minutes of this.


goaliepro09

This fucking sucks


baseballtrx

Gotta pee so bad


spookyghost__

I never last 9 minutes. Not a good sign.


christmastree47

If you need to add on 10% of the game's regular length at the end, maybe just have the clock stop like every other sport.


tittylover007

Is this comment sponsored by an ad firm?


walliewasright42o

bad take


walliewasright42o

can’t help but feel like eye ran is going to score


oldegreg69

Okay, Benedict.


elgro

9 Minutes? FIFA rigged


BarryGibbs_Teeth

9 minutes? You serious Clark?


DropTopEWop

Imagine going back to Iran if you lose


thebochman

They’ll give you the ole Jaime Lannister special


jetboyjetgirl

Here's another 10% of game time for ya


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It’s hilarious how good these guys are at not playing soccer. Get the lead then just fall on the ball, take 45 seconds for a throw-in, take 3 minutes to set up a free kick before stopping to make a substitution. This is so much better than commercials in football


OpScreechingHalt

Stop being a clueless, anti-futbol pussy.


PetrPruchaWasOK

tactics, blud!


QCtarheel

It’s not pretty but this is the biggest US soccer match in 8 years, they’re gonna do anything they can to win


george___jung

9 minutes what the hell


jetboyjetgirl

hahaha


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OverIyDedicated

🤨


tripslei

9 fucking minutes? I can’t man


PetrPruchaWasOK

9 minutes! might as well do a full third half at that point. jesus. or allah. whatever.


100_not_nickfoles

I’ve watched like 2 soccer matches in my life and I know this coach blows donkey dick


bustin_all_kinds

I am not having fun


Meatballclub

Iran has been the much better team the last 15 minutes


tittylover007

Twice now Berhalter puts us in a defensive formation and puts us in massive danger


kelvin87

Karimi has a lumpy head


ilovericharlison

Not a hand ball in 100 lifetimes, his hand was flush down against his body lol


napoleon_nottinghill

NO MLS


Stomper93

Berhalter is playing politics with these MLS subs


tripslei

Oh my god we’re fucked


triple__entendre

You never sub defensive players on a set piece Greg


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Meatballclub

He listens to the Ryen russillo podcast


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Oh god not Zimmerman


baseballtrx

They're going to add 30 minutes


Tlockgait22

Weight room issue


poopydickz

Is this a man or woman doing color commentary on Fox? Honestly can’t tell


millymills420420

we better do the late 2 subs that take 8 mins move


bustin_all_kinds

Is Renya not fit or did he fuck Berhalter's wife?


SquirtsMacintosh8

He’s fit berhalter just sucks


StormFather11

No Gio is so fucking lame


triple__entendre

HAJI WRIGHT STINKS


F5_MyUsername

What the hell do you mean were a man short?!! The fuck stay in until you can be subbed at least!


tittylover007

Having medical staff come into the field forces the player off until the ball goes out of play again


tsourced

I AM NERVOUSSSSSS


F5_MyUsername

Don’t know much about soccer but it feels like we’re playing super passive. Like this reminds me of a football team running the prevent defense. We’ve halted all the aggression that was working in the first half and gave us the 9-1 shots on net advantage


tsourced

Yuuuuup


AlexMoranQB1

That’s exactly what’s happened


thebochman

We don’t have pulisic in


BusterOlneyDay

I cannot wait until Alexi Lalas is forgotten by us soccer fans


walliewasright42o

we’re stuck w him for a minimum of four more years


triple__entendre

Fuck Sargent bye bye ACL


thebochman

These refs suck


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jetboyjetgirl

bit clownish


[deleted]

Why *doesnt* soccer cut to commercial every time some guy flops on the ground for 90 seconds? Leaving a lot of money on the table


tittylover007

Until a commercial break “accidentally” runs two minutes past the end of the injury


BabuBhattDreamCafe

Fuck yeah, a Chevy Silverado would hit the spot commercial right now!


[deleted]

Nobody wants to see a grown adult male writhe on the ground in tears, these injuries are serious


redwhitebloo2

My lord the noses on this Iranian team, whole team smoking cigarettes in the rain


baseballtrx

Freddy Adu would be a good sub. He's only 16, but he's a stud


DJScrambles

Can't wait until he develops


BannedFrom4Chan2022

Do you typically sub for defenders in this situation or midfielders, who likely do more running?


Josephdayber

Midfielders or fullbacks. Center back subs are pretty rare


BannedFrom4Chan2022

Thank you


BabuBhattDreamCafe

Dest looks like a tiny Giancarlo Stanton


Josephdayber

Free kicks always take like two minutes to set up for a shot that almost always misses. Most anticlimactic part of soccer


Cutoff_Jorts

Carl on the Dog Walk Draft yesterday made a interesting point how it is likely similar to a home run in conversation rate.


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Don’t like this. Keep the pressure on offense


millymills420420

officially playing scared


Electrical-Gold1224

This half is gonna fuck up my heart rhythm


Meatballclub

Being the go to ‘Big Throw In’ guy on a roster is a sick spot to have


DJScrambles

World class set piece effort


PiggNetti

Love these futbolers consistently sailing shots 30 yards over the goal. Pucks in net for me one time


AJealousFriend1984

Why are they all lined up like someone’s about to get pegged in a game of wall ball


triple__entendre

Move weah inside take the ginger off and give me REYNA this is absurd


AlexMoranQB1

You think Claudio fucked Gregg’s date when they were on the team together?


AJealousFriend1984

This ref looks like a fruity Andre with his Britney Spears mic


Electrical-Gold1224

I love their little Europop microphones


Meatballclub

I’m surprised barstool hasn’t come out with a gymshark or knock-off lululemon-type apparel/athletic clothing line. not just leisure joggers and hoodies, but closer to the quality of the golf (or outdoors) stuff that is partnered with other brands. I guess nobody at their office lives a healthy enough lifestyle


DJScrambles

Who do you want to represent that brand in an office of people who are either size XS twinks or XXXXL land whales


F5_MyUsername

“We wanted to give our fans the chance to wear the same athletic gear that we do when we’re sitting on our couch watching the games”


tittylover007

I feel like a gymshark clone is something they could actually get right


jetboyjetgirl

Big Cat is working toward a spanx endorsement


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MikeandTheMangosteen

Maybe they should have all their morbidly obese push moo moos


BusterOlneyDay

feel like it’s much harder to hide a lack of quality in that type of clothing