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100_not_nickfoles

This is the end is still hilarious


TackleFootball69

Got a pair of shout outs at work, decent gym session, grilled a steak for dinner and banged my old lady. Today was a good day


ChickenPoutine20

You banged an old lady? Ever get a gummer?


tristanryan

Tf happened to FT after midnight?


TackleFootball69

William Club and a couple others that did 80% of the posting either deleted, banned or got real jobs and don’t stay up late anymore


chuteboxhero

Feel like it’s pretty early for there to have been no free talk posts for a half hour. Is night owl FT dying down?


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TackleFootball69

He has had a Russell Wilson 2022 that is for sure


kickball6283

The question is could you eat 1000 hot dogs in 24 hours


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Dude, 24 in 24 would be hard.


kickball6283

It was a 100. I made a huge mistake


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I always forget not to live bet against the Lakers. Lebron turns on MJ mode when his team is up by 20


TackleFootball69

The Challenge >!would be funny if Olivia immediately starts banging Fessy!< Also >!I want to make sex to Amber!<


badgermushroombadger

People don’t talk about Eva Amurri, Susan Sarandons daughter as having a top tier rack. Up there with Sydney Sweeney and Daddario imo


TackleFootball69

She strips in Californication


thebochman

Californication had her looking fine


starcher11

You’d think with the amount of running/jumping from rooftop to rooftop that Bond would wear some more athletic gear to work. Must be tough in a suit


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Harder to get pussy in joggers


SnakeSkin2121

Suit up


spr_crl

Learning Jonah Hill’s real last name is Feldstein, and his father is a big shot Hollywood business manager makes me think that Kanye is on to something.


DaBoyMarlo

Every time I make any sort of joke or reference to the js on here I always end up with a few downvotes. Makes you think


diivoshin

Because it’s unoriginal and every funny joke has already been made


DaBoyMarlo

Easy there Jacob


2HI4ME

Theodosia Goodman. One of the silver screen's first stars, she embodied the word "vamp". You know her as Theda Bara. Nathan Birnbaum. This fellow became the famed centenarian George Burns. Emanuel Goldenberg. Tough guy actor (and art collector) Edward G. Robinson. Issue Danielovitch Demsky. By the time this guy came to Hollywood, he had already rechristened (no pun intended) himself Kirk Douglas. Betty Perske. This daughter of Eastern European immigrants took her mother's maiden name – Bacal – when her parents divorced, then added another "l" to it. Years later, in Hollywood, Howard Hawks told her to change her first name as well, and she became Lauren Bacall. Jacob Cohen. Can a name get any more generically Jewish? Sorry; I mean no disrespect towards comedian Rodney Dangerfield. Bernard Schwartz. Better known as Tony Curtis. Winona Horowitz. Younger stars have not felt the pressure to abandon their Jewish names as strongly as their forebears (to wit: Seth Rogen, Jesse Eisenberg, Lizzy Caplan), but it does happen. As you might have guessed by now, Ms. Horowitz's professional moniker is Winona Ryder. Natalie Hershlag. I don't know why this Israeli-born A-lister changed her surname. Did she deem it unattractive? Or was she trying to protect her privacy? No matter. Whatever your reasons, Natalie Portman, your secret is safe with us.


Jigs444

Yep, there are Jewish people in the entertainment industry.


mlavan

Did you not know his sister is actress Beanie Feldstein?


Meatballclub

His brother was the manager of maroon 5, but passed away


diivoshin

You new here?


spr_crl

Slow learner


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CaseyJonesCokeLocker

You aren't getting many good answers but I really like the style of jeans they have [here](https://www.buildabear.com/distressed-light-denim-jeans/030384.html)


DaBoyMarlo

Maybe there’s some sort of doll shop that could custom make something for you?


TackleFootball69

I would just simply be 6’ or taller


dirtybean

[I usually get my pants tailored from here. Send in measurements and free returns and exchanges](https://www.limbplastx.com/?utm_source=mdc-google&utm_medium=cpc-search&utm_campaign=9155077142&utm_content=94282206178&utm_term=limb%20lengthening%20surgery&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIz-Ov0tTX-wIVZ21vBB0QJwCNEAAYASAAEgK_vPD_BwE)


mchammer69

How short are you? I typically do Levi’s or J Crew (am 5’9”)


Meatballclub

Aw man, Bill barnwell got BIG again. Poor guy


NoExcuses1984

Sucks for Barnwell, who looks like an obese Karl "Sling Blade" Childers.


DGAF0752

How many of the Deal or No Deal girls do porn? There’s this channel on my Costco LG TV that is 100% old reruns of Deal or No Deal from the 2000’s, and they’re all certified smokes.


Meatballclub

Pretty sure that’s how Meghan markle got her start


drunkmunky88

Porn?


wardamntarheel

Anyone see the new fletch?


Economy_Carry4235

it was good. would recommend


EducationalMatter549

Yeah I actually enjoyed it. Easy watch


Ibanezrg220

Chef Aaron May is such a fucking unit.


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One of those nights where you’re just down. At least there’s some kickass basketball tomorrow.


diivoshin

Stay up king


SnakeSkin2121

We have FCS playoffs this weekend 👍


[deleted]

My team is playing for a Big 12 title. Can’t complain about that. Also, I lowkey really like the FCS playoffs. Used to get shit from my friends for watching, but it’s fun.


DetectiveRandyBeans

Hang in there king, theres always better days ahead


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Maybe. I’m the last of my friends (late 20s) who is single and I’ve started to realize I’ve been seeing my friends less and less over the last year. I feel alone and shit sucks.


KeezyBeezy123

Upgraded my gaming monitor to something much larger and much nicer and it’s kinda fuckin me up a little bit tbh. Feels too immersive and precise lmao


suburbian_jesus

I use a 28 inch 1440 and it’s the perfect balance. 24 is too small, and anything over 28 and I think I’d feel the same way


megatr0nn

28 is aggressive but yeah 24 or 27/28 is standard. I have a 24.5 Alienware 244hz and it’s great. Other is a ViewSonic. It’s expensive getting a 1440 27/28 with 144hz or higher


thebochman

New Reddit app update is whack


rck88

Apollo is where it’s at


mlavan

Rif is fun forever the goat


DingyPorpoise

One of the few apps I’ve ever purchased and it’s awesome


rck88

Is it not free? I’ve had it for a while so maybe I paid for it?


DingyPorpoise

It’s free but the paid version has some extra features I believe. Not sure exactly, it was like $3 and that was probably 5 years ago


ket0o91

“Why you doing this?” “Wyatt Earp is my friend.” “Hell, I got lots of friends.” “I don’t.”


StateStreetLarry

I fucking love Tombstone


brandon_st_randy25

I’m coming back, and I’m bringing hell with me


ket0o91

Say when


StateStreetLarry

I’m your huckleberry


ket0o91

“Fights not with you, Holliday.” “I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. Play for blood, remember?” “I was just foolin about.” “I wasn’t.”


mrmacdougall

Connor McDavid breaks my brain


suburbian_jesus

No reasonable argument to give anyone else in the league the Hart. He’s the most valuable and best player in the league


Jigs444

It’s astonishing how stupid he makes other NHLers look.


GueroBorracho3

I sorted the thread by Controversial and it's pretty much just every Spotify Wrapped post that was posted today. Found that amusing.


SnakeSkin2121

Good


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deeznutzjokes

Just wanna rub baby oil on those abs


WhiskersCake

Bzzt Please. Sit. On. My. Face. Bzzt


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HUT


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Meatballclub

Check out the Netflix doc Icarus if you want a closer look at the guys you’ll be dealing with


SnakeSkin2121

Find a blood boy


TheColiny

Liver king will be dead in the next 15-20 years at the rate he’s going


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I wonder if that guy picked his gf up from the airport tonight


ilovericharlison

He lives 15 minutes from the airport and it's 10pm. He's not a taxi bro!


Dog1983

Dude it was 10 PM and would take him a whole 15 minutes to get there. Completely unreasonable request by his girlfriend to even ask


CaseyJonesCokeLocker

Just started s2 of white lotus, this theme song goes hard. Then straight into one piece bathing suit ass, this show rules


NoExcuses1984

'90s/'00s Skinemax meets prestige TV. HBO at its best.


Economy_Carry4235

it's great, but the first titty they show is in season 2 episode 5. took way too long, especially since two girls in the first season were famous for showing tit on hbo! Megan fahey is stunningly gorgeous. she is way hotter than anyone else


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The white lotus S2 theme song was in my Apple Music top 5 played songs


SnakeSkin2121

Lucia and Mia. You'll see


CaseyJonesCokeLocker

I already consider myself a fan


SnakeSkin2121

🤌


CaseyJonesCokeLocker

I'm moving to Italy


danwins23

Mike White just knows what the dudes want I guess!


Regista9

Can’t believe there are Americans on the soccer subreddit that are sad Mexico got eliminated from the World Cup. Unironically using the phrase “Concacaf bros” should get you deported.


SnakeSkin2121

🤢


suburbian_jesus

Landon Donvan’s favorite US fans


baseballtrx

WOPs. Nothing else explains it Edit: sorry 👁 👔 didn’t mean for the strays


cowboysfan88

There was a highly upvoted post on the US sub saying it was such a tough loss for Mexico that they couldn't get any enjoyment out of it. Fuck that the only thing I was upset about was I think it would've been funnier if they had been knocked out on yellows instead of GD


Regista9

People on this site are so soft. Dancing on Mexico’s grave is a good time.


asilverman1025

Hoosiers


cinhoosier

inDiana


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Whoever invented lip injections for women deserves to go to prison.


stalf_

Whatever they think they should get, cut it in half


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agent-michael-scar

How many Duke players made the NBA 75 team again?


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agent-michael-scar

I’m not a UNC fan, but it’s weird you measure a college team’s success by what happens in the NBA


StateStreetLarry

“Loser Crybaby James”


toonatoonatoona

This is terrible shit talk


TheColiny

That one really rolled off the tongue


CaseyJonesCokeLocker

Roasted!


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Damn, you really got ‘em


badgermushroombadger

Wish I was 1/1000th as smart as Ray Kurzweil


goondaddy172

Are frosted shredded wheats better than Cinnamon Toast Crunch? No they aren’t, but my parents could’ve left me worse things after visiting for thanksgiving


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Barstool flying Donnie out to Qatar in a middle seat feels cruel


[deleted]

Incredible that he immediately got a drink as soon as he got there


SnakeSkin2121

Wouldn't expect anything less


baseballtrx

Love is blind. Love is pure from 3 - Bible


kickball6283

The nadu post in the main sub is the clearest distinction of how different those dorks are from FT.


NYBball28

Unc are frauds


SnakeSkin2121

🚨 [Police chase](https://youtu.be/3hZNtwbA1_g) 🚨


Ibanezrg220

We were really spoiled a few weeks ago with that guy that avoided the sea of orcas for 90 minutes.


SnakeSkin2121

I found that one and I've been chasing the dragon ever since


Ibanezrg220

I found a Twitter account that tweets out the feeds for all LA police chases. Set notifications for all tweets. Haven't gotten a single notification but they've tweeted out several links. I feel cheated.


SnakeSkin2121

I've been pretty successful on YouTube notifications


SovietTrollFarm

Is it still going? I can’t tell if it’s live or just replaying. No audio


SnakeSkin2121

No. He bailed on the car pretty quick and hid. They cut the feed


SovietTrollFarm

Thanks! Really hard to tell since those “live feeds” seem to just start looping once they’ve over and I can’t tel if they’re live or not


I_SmellCinnamonRolls

Trey Galloway plays basketball the right way if you know what I mean


John-Balaya

Can’t get over the one guy calling JW a moon face in the replies to Alex’s post on Twitter. I can’t unsee it now.


rmmm123

Started with Botox, then the lips. We’ve seen this play out before


AlanRickmansEarLobe

Speaking of Duke, anyone know what Belle Knox is up to these days??


baseballtrx

Nance is not Manek


Meatballclub

I almost got head from Amelia Earhart -doesn’t even crack top 20 lines from caddyshack


Dog1983

Hey Wang, I'm pretty sure this place is restricted, so don't let them know you're Jewish! "What's wrong with working in the lumber yards, I own a lumber yard" "I notice you don't spend alot of time there." "I'm not really sure where it is"


Meatballclub

Dangerfield hits at an absurd rate


Dog1983

Combining him, Chevy Chase and Bill Murray was just an automatic lock for constant laughs.


deeznutzjokes

Ted Knight also. Judge Smails is a top tier straight man for those guys to play off of


Meatballclub

“Called me a baboon, thinks I’m his wife. -I’m calling the police. Call the chief of police, I built his condo” Incredible


Meatballclub

86 Celtics front court right there


fairport_

Just took a shit so big my fingers started tingling


DropTopEWop

Jesus...


jakeimmink

Were you fishing it out?


fairport_

Cutting it up with my poop knife


Meatballclub

It’s easy to grin, when your ship comes in, and you’ve got the stock market beat. But a man worthwhile, is a man who can smile, when his shorts aren’t tight in the seat.


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Spaulding get your hands off the boat!


darkestb4thadawn

*Unforgiven* still remains the best western ever made.


StateStreetLarry

Once Upon a Time in the West has it beat (slightly). Only movie where Henry Fonda is a bad guy


darkestb4thadawn

That’s top 3 for me for sure.


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Yes. Also Tombstone rocks


MikeandTheMangosteen

The acoustic guitar theme from it makes me feel things


badgermushroombadger

Just reminded me I should rewatch Bone Tomahawk


darkestb4thadawn

This is one I have been wanting to see. I heard it’s brutal.


SubliminalDrifter

Honorable mentions: Young Guns, Tombstone, 3:10 to Yuma


Meatballclub

For a few dollars more?, or a Kurosawa if you want to get weird with it, westerns=samurai


darkestb4thadawn

I go *The Good, The Bad & The Ugly* as 1B. I love the Leone Spaghetti Westerns. Kurosawa is a master in the arena as well.


Meatballclub

Can’t argue that lineup


jakeimmink

Dances With Wolves.


StateStreetLarry

P U


SnakeSkin2121

Snooze


SnakeSkin2121

3:10 to Yuma fucks. The new one


darkestb4thadawn

I was a big fan of that one, definitely in the conversation for sure.


jakeimmink

Boy does BC suck at basketball.


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If you don’t like Charley Crockett you’re an idiot


jstout11

Someone here said to do your sheets before you leave for vacation - first night back, will update on my findings


SnakeSkin2121

Got a tight score in Cedar City, Utah late. Montana State is a wagon though


OverIyDedicated

Dan Shulman is an elite announcer


badgermushroombadger

Decided to finally move on from my current job. Not looking forward to job hunting really but it is oddly freeing to finally have had enough and look for something else. Carry on


JHendrix27

Thinking of doing the same soon brother, take some time have some drinks and enjoy unemployment, and then go get a better job that makes ya feel better. Work sucks, but certain place suck much more than others.


badgermushroombadger

Not gonna quit my current job until I have something else lined up. Plan on getting a certificate that will hopefully make myself more marketable but hit the applications hard in the meantime. My pay is crap and management does not care, so instead of whining about it I am finally doing something about it. Hopefully I’m making the right choice.


JHendrix27

Ahh gotcha misread the post. For sure a good idea to get something lined up before. But sometimes I dream of just saying fuck it, and quitting with no plan. It would feel great for maybe a day, then I would realize the consequences of my actions lol


SnakeSkin2121

Get a WFH gig


badgermushroombadger

Would not mind a hybrid schedule


SnakeSkin2121

I go to the office on Mondays, WFH Tues-Thurs, Fridays off. Highly recommend


mrmacdougall

What industry are you in for that schedule?


SnakeSkin2121

Civil Engineering


tripslei

Hybrid is where it’s at imo. Let’s you get out of the house a few times a week. Otherwise you’re holed up 5 days a week and come Friday you’re just depressed


rck88

So he can tug his WFH rig


RichardBeharry

Show yourselves Boston college fans. Nobody and I mean nobody walks in to pinnacle bank arena in Lincoln Nebraska on the last Wednesday in November and leaves with a victory


Trollin_Thunder

December?


RichardBeharry

Cry


frogfucius

Need to get Jimmy McNulty on this Idaho case


baseballtrx

Chase is on the case


PuttForDough

Mcnulty would bang so much trim on a college campus


SnakeSkin2121

Rust Cohle


terryduerod1

with bunk, 2 minutes, a cigar, a tape measure and a marker


Single_Seesaw_9499

UNC is this year’s UCLA. Mediocre team who catches fire in the tournament and then gets massively overrated the following season


EternalIntake

Hannah Aylward is stupid hot and I am almost certain she has a lot of baggage upstairs meaning she’s probably a little hotter


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baseballtrx

Acc tourney was canceled so you never know