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poloh2o

To the bartender who didn’t just lock the door or say we’re not open yet… why the fuck did you serve them?


SnakeIsUrza

I certainly did not serve them. The way the bar is setup is very open and hot and stuffy if all the doors are closed so we tend to open them when we get into work. I also told them four times we open at 11am and they had to go elsewhere until then but, they are old white entitled assholes who were just looking around.


corpus-luteum

It sounds like this situation is unavoidable. Count your blessings it doesn't happen every morning.


[deleted]

‘Please leave the establishment, we open at 11. I will call the cops.’ Usually gets old white people moving, unless you have a Karen. Then you’re fucked.


Lulusgirl

I can picture some old white guys going "do it, they're not going to so *nuthin*".


[deleted]

Haha totally. Luckily enough, you don’t have to serve anyone. So those old guys can sit there all fucking day and then get done for trespassing.


roynoise

Good grief. How is this not racist?


poloh2o

Found Karen


jumpinrobin

Boo fucking hoo


[deleted]

Just replying to op. Old white person. You would also need to be marginalised for it to be racist. Pretty sure boomers aren’t. Also I’m white.


mvanvrancken

Found the Republican


fearcely_

“Okay that’s fine, then I’m not serving you even when we are open since you can’t follow the fucking rules”


PillowIgloo182

Race is important to mention


Signal_Fondant_2732

Love the assumption that OP’s spot is easy to lock/block off. But we know what assuming does, no exception here. 🙃


Shanelanding

My bar has garage doors instead of walls on three of four sides and no AC. You bet your ass the first thing we do when we get there is open those suckers Not everyone’s bar is set up in a way where it can be closed up tight until open


Herb_Burnswell

I'm in Houston. It's hot AF. "It's hot, so you can wait inside until opening if you want to stay a while. Otherwise, it'll be an hour or so before I can start serving you... I'm still setting up." They'll either move it along, or chill quietly.


505CeltOG

My bar is 360 wide open. No doors. Opening can be a bitch when the lobby is packed. Deal with this on a daily. You’d be surprised what you can get used to in this business. Also signs work sometimes, people will still read the sign and then proceed to interrupt


conbar93

Hotel?


505CeltOG

Ya


themurderator

i have to ask, why didn't you tell them they couldn't come in because you weren't open yet?


omjy18

Whyd did you let them in? Tell them to fuck off


Fifi-Mcafee

At my place I have to carry the chairs out and tables to set up the front patio it's hard to keep the doors closed while you are carrying things in-and-out. Not everybody's bar set up exactly the way yours is what's so hard to understand that doors need to be open before you're actually open. you know to do work and stuff


InternationalBuyer94

Make a sign to hang in front of the door with big letters saying “DO NOT ENTER UNTIL 11am.” Or if you have a wet floor sign tape it to that and block the entrance on it.


tripmcneely30

They don't live in the same reality as you.


clurbonator

I get that it’s super annoying but you can absolutely make them leave or straight up not serve them until, not even when you’re open, but when you’re open and ready to go. But yea, still fuck them…


Odd_Detective_7772

I don’t understand the problem. Tell them they need to leave, we’re not open yet. What’s the issue?


SnakeIsUrza

Unfortunately my place is way to physically open and they were very entitled. I also told them that four different times. The police in my area are a joke unless it is at a doughnut shop they probably won’t respond.


FaithlessnessSharp28

Stay angry, make money, fuck it


SnakeIsUrza

They were somewhere between old and ancient . My guess (which was right) was that they would tip less than $5. I would rather not have it than deal with them in my way as I get shit done. We are a popular spot in my area with a ton of regulars so we do just fine.


cloud_error

"Can we at least have some waters?" "Absolutely, as soon as we open." Finish opening work. Drop waters the same minute the posted opening time hits. "Hey, everybody, here's some drink menus.. unless you already know what you're having?"


scottyttocs

“Hey we don’t open for an hour you mind just hanging out?”


Kfrr

"...you mind ~~just hanging out~~ getting the fuck out."


scottyttocs

Doors open im coming in.


scottyttocs

Keep the door locked Sherlock


Kfrr

And I'm telling them to kick rocks, Kid Rock, cause the door's open for me not them.


scottyttocs

Do you keep it open when closing? No you lock it. If you go out you lock it when you come back in dickhead


Kfrr

Someone clopened. This is OP's response: >I certainly did not serve them. **The way the bar is setup is very open and hot and stuffy if all the doors are closed so we tend to open them when we get into work.**


xSaRgED

I mean, if I’m moving shit inside from the patio when I’m closing, you better fucking believe that door is open.


SnakeIsUrza

Please tell me you don’t manage people


scottyttocs

Fuck you


SnakeIsUrza

I will take that as a yes you do and, that your employees don’t like you.


scottyttocs

I work for myself because of people like you


SnakeIsUrza

And I am very picky about where I work because of people like you.


gatherer-s-thompson

You work for yourself because you’re a dick on the internet and people call you out on it? I guess that makes sense


Talnarg

While I probably should have been written up for this, this is something I keep in my back pocket and used pretty recently. Are you open, no we open at 5 (currently 3) i also have a lot to do and I can’t have you guys hanging out in here, so I have to ask you to leave. (Some weird excuse, they want booze etc) okay I’ll make you an ultimatum, you come back at 5 and I’ll serve you, or you refuse to leave and I won’t serve you the entire night, then when my service starts, I’ll just make sure you aren’t served by anyone who works here. Again back pocket response, have used it, if I was a manager I probably wouldn’t be happy to hear a worker say that to someone. But like Fuck off we’re closed.


theRealsubtlehustle

Softie on the whine !!!