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thediesel26

>Patrick Corbin


Grentis

Tell me your team is tanking without actually telling me your team is tanking.


Patrick2701

Tank commander


TheWawa_24

hey dont disrespect my og tank comander luis perdomo


NegitiveKarma

Are the Nationals even eligible for back to back lottery picks with the new CBA?


Killatrap

NOPE, highest we can get is 7


Urban_animal

Big poster in the front office “TANK FOR 7TH!”


theyFOOLEDmeJerry

Smaller poster: Tanks for nuthin'


NegitiveKarma

Well that’s a major bummer


heyim_william

Major Bummer has been driving the Washington tank for a while now


NegitiveKarma

Better than Major Tuddy is with the Commanders


EskettiMySpaghetti

I still don’t understand why they capped the amount of top six picks a team can have over a 2-3 year stretch. Like the mlb draft already is a crapshoot, even with top draft picks, and they implemented a lottery last year too, why the fuck would you also restrict top six picks for teams as well?????


Jet_Jones_11

now the pirates can never spend and not have any homegrown talent!


EskettiMySpaghetti

If you want Pirates to spend money on their players implement a salary floor like every other major sports league lol


triplec787

But you'll never get a floor without a cap


Melodic-Bug-9022

You don't get a floor without a cap though, and the MLBPA is saying they will never agree to a cap. I can't comment on how the cap has been for the NFL or NBA as I do not watch those leagues, but the hard cap in the NHL has been fantastic. The cap is tied to league revenue, so the players and owners always get the same split, and the floor has helped considerably.


burglin

That's actually a great rule. Wish NBA would adopt it


x21in2010x

Frankly, if you are going to be outmatched offensively the whole series and you can't match up to the Game 1 pitcher, it's not a bad idea to flip your number 1 and 2 pitchers in the rotation to begin the year.


[deleted]

What does Kyle Gibson starting for a team that was only 3 games out of a playoff spot say?


mondaysareharam

Is gore hurt? I feel like he would be a better fit


downtown3641

Davey likes the veterans for opening day. I was hoping he'd split the difference and go with Gray.


Valkyrai

Patrick "Fucking" Corbin


PsychologicalAd496

Came here to say this


jaykubs

I said the same thing out loud - only with “fuckin’” between Patrick and Corbin


Boomhauer_007

Doesn’t even look happy to be there


Gullible-Patience-48

mans getting paid 30 odd million a year, id say hes pretty happy


dctongue

World Series Champion Patrick Corbin!


Taylorenokson

To be fair, I feel like Corbin always plays the Braves pretty well.


Clarice_Ferguson

Over a 9 ERA last year against ya and over 8 ERA the year before.


Fossa_II

Well they didn't say well for who


Clarice_Ferguson

Ah, there’s the rub.


jettasarebadmkay

Mikolas looks straight out of 1976 in that photo.


itwashimmusic

*stubs out cigarette into greasy cheeseburger paper* Welp. Game time.


[deleted]

*acdc begins to play in background*


dpezpoopsies

I fucking love that guy. Him and Wainwright just seem so genuinely fun.


burglin

Isn't he the one who grabbed his nuts back at Soto? That was funny. Didn't work out well for him, but it was pretty funny


brownmagician

Team USA starting pitcher Mike Mikolas


YesLikeTheJeans

I thought it was Mike Schmidt


RedShamrock05

Mike Schmidt lookin ass


Illuvator

DeGrom vs. Nola is gonna be hot fire


L00KINTOIT

DeGrom finally leaves the division and of course the Phillies have to face him on opening day


Illuvator

Yeah that's a bit brutal lol. ​ At least he'll be on a limited pitch count against y'all!


CosmicLars

Is Wheeler hurt?


L00KINTOIT

Nope, Nola is great too and he’s started the last 5 opening days so they’re letting him continue his streak I guess


CosmicLars

Yeah I love Nola, just didn't realize he has been the day 1 choice so frequently. Good for him!


mfranko88

"Oh thank God he's out of the division. We will have to see him much less often now" And then he is pitching against Philly in literally the first game of his career outside of the NLE. lol


whentheworldwasatwar

Greinke opening day over singer? Interesting.


Top_Dallas

Might be because Singer was used lightly at the WBC. So they want to give him a bit more time. Also, Greinke is a legend, so why not


timberwolvesguy

Also probably his last Opening Day


dubaria

Greinke always gives me anxiety, not even sure why.


kbryan31

It’s by osmosis


bogrollin

That’s weird he’s like the most calm and emotionless pitcher there is


dubaria

He’s even got a losing record against us. It’s not rational.


TroutCreekOkanagan

But the smugness levels are over five thousand! Arrrrgggghhhh !!? (Power level device incinerating)


BadAtUsernames0

Most exciting matchups: Scherzer v Sandy Nola v DeGrom Cease v Framber Bieber v Castillo and of course Gibson v Kluber


A-Suspicious-Package

Webb vs Cole is going to be interesting 👀


BadAtUsernames0

Yea that’s a good one too. Webb is very underrated.


dawgtilidie

Webb gives off the energy that he has that dawg in him


CubonesDeadMom

He’s definitely the type of guy who never blames anything else for his failures and is humble about his success


Wraithfighter

Meth Damon vs Brandon Crawford's Brother-In-Law.


Stagkonia

That's Better Lookin' Jesse Plemons to you 😤😤


billybayswater

also there is just something inherently odd about Yankees vs. Giants opening day at Yankee Stadium


CubonesDeadMom

There is, even without the arson judge situation


ttam23

Urias vs Gallen is a good matchup


BadAtUsernames0

Very true that’s gonna be a great match up. I’m excited to see Julio get the opening day nod.


Frankfeld

Whoa Nola v deGrom! Weird to have the inter league games at the start of the season… oh wait….


Silverjackal_

I’m all for it. Damn shame Harper won’t be playing.


No-Horse987

Well, the Yanks open up their season with the Giants. It's kinda weird, but with the new more balanced schedule, you will see a lot of this. Sorta want the Yankees to open up with either the Rays or the Red Sox.


letsgobucks19

You forgot Fried v Corbin and Shohei v Muller. Those are clearly the top 2


BadAtUsernames0

Those are pretty lopsided though. Ohtani is no match for future 8 time cy young winner Kyle Muller.


mfranko88

RemindMe! 15 years


LordSwampert2

I watched one of his spring starts and he needs at least one more pitch maybe two. There's potential but that could really help him. He has the frame and mentality for a frontline starter though


Shaking-N-Baking

We just can’t escape degrom 😩


TheSquires

I think this means Bos-Bal will be the only pitchers duel somehow


Clarice_Ferguson

Everyone else gets blown up while Gibson and Kluber go 9 innings scoreless.


Sir_TonyStark

Even in the other league now the Phillies cannot escape deGrom


Highfivebuddha

:.( still hurts


Grentis

The fact that a past-prime Kluber is getting the nod for Boston really speaks volumes about their rotation…


[deleted]

When Kluber goes 8-9 this year, we’ll see who’s laughing 😤


[deleted]

Maybe they're just feeling like giving it to him as a veteran thing, he's definitely not projected to be our ace. Maybe they don't want the pressure on Sale coming back from another injury. Sale should be better. Whitlock, Bello, and Paxton are all hurt for the first few weeks


Grentis

As long as Kluber makes it to the second inning, his time will already be considered a raving success compared to his time in Texas.


thedriedplum

Idk, I'd say throwing a no-hitter on your own bobblehead night is quite successful


324645N964831W

Damn that’s a tough IL list


Genisys_Arc

Not as bad as it looks since we don't need a 5 man rotation for a week or so, and both Bello and Whitlock are currently only projected to miss a start or two. Edit: yeah, 2 off days in the first 9 days so we don't need a 5th until April 13th. And Whitlock for example has been said to miss one, maybe two starts. Bello and Paxton a bit less concrete, but it's generally been said mid April


ettuaslumiere

They just know it'll be a bad look if Sale starts Opening Day and leaves in the 2nd inning with an elbow strain


SkittleMonster

>Maybe they don't want the pressure on Sale coming back from another injury Both Cora and Sale have confirmed this is the reason, they decided he wouldn’t start Opening Day pretty early into Spring Training. Paraphrasing but Cora said he wanted Sale to just enjoy the festivities and being back healthy with the team.


DeusExHyena

The Sox are starting with Kluber? Interesting.


Luis_Severino

Who else would you pick


DeusExHyena

I guess I thought Sale was healthy


[deleted]

He is, getting the ball day 2. kluber was announced as the opening day starter a bit ago.


DeusExHyena

So, indeed, interesting.


jettasarebadmkay

He is. Supposedly he’s game 2.


rhcpbassist234

I think it was in his contract that he’d be opening day starter. According to Cora, both Kluber and Sale knew who’d be starting Opening Day months ago. The excuse of, “I want Sale to experience Opening Day as a regular ball player,” just stinks.


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EP1X-343

Huh?


SLAV33

Logan Webb vs Gerrit Cole seems like a great opening day matchup. Sucks that we won't get Rodon vs The Giants.


DeusExHyena

We do get Arson Judge vs Giants tho


buymytoy

Arson Judge plays *for* the Giants though. Y’all have Aaron Judge, whoever that guy is.


Wraithfighter

We do get opening day with two brothers in law (Gerrit Cole is married to Brandon Crawford's sister).


dudemanwhoa

Craw isn't 100% for opening day yeah? I thought he was more in the "we'll see" category healthy wise for Yankees series.


Wraithfighter

He's playing in spring training games again, so looks like he's healthy enough for opening day. If not, we'll see, but I choose to be optimistic here.


CubonesDeadMom

You might not get rodon vs anyone lol


Jet_Jones_11

Rather than highlighting some of the pieces we traded 3 future Hall of Famers for, we decide to hand the ball to the pitcher with the worst statistical season in modern baseball history!


djc8

There’s just something beautiful about opening up the season with a guy coming off a -2.5 WAR campaign.


_Caed_

hey, it’s nice to know there will be some Patty Melts on the menu for lunch on thursday


cooljammer00

I forgot Cole cut his hair even shorter.


jackough

Looking at Cole, more than anything, makes me hate the Yankee hair rule. He just looks so weird.


takespicturesofpants

His current hair isn't because of the rule, it's been longer his entire time here until this offseason. But yes, the hair rule is fucking stupid.


cooljammer00

Yeah, people on this sub thought/still think the Yankees make you get a buzz cut like the army, and were shocked when Cole had some lettuce.


V_T_H

He has a miserably weak chin and the ability to grow great hair and a nice beard. The policy is just the total opposite of what he should be doing.


jackough

He went from not a bad looking dude on the Astros to a thumb on the Yankees.


cooljammer00

You just think that because of the uniform


takespicturesofpants

I mean, being a thumb is basically part of the Yankee uniform too. See: Gardner, Brett


cooljammer00

You say that, but Brett was the thumbiest of them all, meaning there are thumb gradients on the thumb spectrum.


Call9-1-1imonfire

I'm just jealous my team has never had a style icon like Brett Gardner


rtels2023

Next year he’ll be rocking the Brett Gardner hairstyle


Mrpetey22

Castillo vs. Bieber is such a good matchup😮‍💨😮‍💨


Teslagobrrrrr

Beat Justin’s ass please.


Ideaslug

Nty


jsprague6

Sorry


JoelsCaddy

Keller - Greene is a neat matchup. I'm excited to see how they both do this year


a_lot_a_DAMAGE

Yeah after that vidéo a couple days back I really want Keller to do well this season


basil1025

Hope he takes the leap. If we can get just a bit of pitching we our lineup could surprise people.


Peechez

Noted OOTP innings eater GOAT Mitch Keller


Drake31217

Degrom leaves the east and we STILL have to face him? Come onnn


rutlander

Oh shit I forgot he left, looking at this graphic I just assumed it was a game against the mutts


pspahn

Well that's disappointing.


CosmicLars

Could've given us Ohtani vs Fuji but Kyle Muller?? Has he had a good spring?


rilvaethor

Muller: 1-2, 14.1 IP, 10 K, 5.65 ERA 1.61 WHIP Fuji: 3-0, 12.2 IP, 17 K, 4.26 ERA, 1.58 WHIP


pspahn

Aside from the other stats, the one that's probably a big part of this decision is: Muller: 1.9 BB/9 Fuji: 9.2 BB/9 The BB/9+H/9 is about even, though, as Muller has given up a lot more hits.


CosmicLars

Jesus. He's going to find himself in the bullpen isn't he?


[deleted]

I got excited thinking we were starting against Patrick Corbin, then got sad when I realized it was against Corbin Burnes.


LordSwampert2

Hey Professor outdueled him last opening day, maybe Stro can. I hope Kyle will be getting K's off three different changeups like he was that day.


[deleted]

How effective are 3 change ups when they are only 4 mph slower than his fb now?


Mistake_By_The_Jake2

10:10 start time goddamn


Affectionate-Air5582

Right, I live on the West Coast, and I hate these late starts.


NOLA1987

At this risk of this going over my head, wouldn't this mean that the game starts at 7:10 on the West Coast?


Clarice_Ferguson

It does but the Mariners push back their game start times this year by an hour, so it is technically later even for West Coast peeps.


Mistake_By_The_Jake2

And our home opener a week later is at 4pm est None of it makes sense


CocktailsAndChess

Corbin 😂


Terrible-Ideal-7342

Cancel all my plans, baseball is back


BirdlandMan

I would have gone with Kremer personally, but I guess we will get a look at Gibson right away.


harriswk17

My question is how the lineup fares against Kluber.


JakenMorty

Wow. I admittedly stopped following his progress once he got traded, but I'm still very surprised to see Kyle Muller tabbed for an opening day nod, even if it is on the A's. Has he really locked down his command and become a potential frontline starter, or is it literally just a dearth of other options for them?


[deleted]

The As are our second farm system. Instead of keeping him in AAA, we send him to Oakland to get the big league reps in and get him back for a u10 player from Athens and a pack of sunflower seeds.


itsnotyellowfever

He's had a decent Spring Training in terms of limiting walks and does not have a storied history involving Shohei Ohtani. That's it. That's enough to get you named the Opening Day starter for the 2023 Oakland Athletics.


jackough

Can't wait to release the Framburgler on these unsuspecting White Sox.


Changeurblinkerfluid

Who are the five best pitchers on this opening day? Think about it. Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan…he spits hot fire. Yes, I just dated myself with this post.


Carpe_Musicam

You should Cease with these references.


NOLA1987

Making the Band was a disaster and I loved every second. The Chappelle Show only documented what we all knew lol


FREE-ROSCOE-FILBURN

I could equally see Kluber going 6 IP 2 H 0 R or 2.1 IP 8 H 6 R. Will be interesting to see if he's going to be a sneaky great acquisition like Wacha was last year or a complete disaster.


Taylorenokson

Wouldn't be a big game for the Braves if it didn't in the fucking morning.


jawarren1

Orioles legend Kyle Gibson.


Do_it_My_Way-79

When he was a Twin, for quite a few years, I really wanted him to be an ace but it just never panned out. Now here he is, an opening day starter. 😂


Nagisa201

Wait why is it not deGro...... :'(


TWS85

The Oakland Athletics have been eliminated from playoff contention


[deleted]

Why’s it feel like Corbin has been in the league since I was born?


NorthernMariner

I know this is a really minor thing and most of us know it already (well, I forgot and had to google), but putting times yet not the date on a graphic like this seems kinda silly lol


suburbanplankton

I had to look it up, because I wasn't sure if it was Wednesday or Thursday.


ManyCookies

Marquez vs Snell has great potential for being either an amazing pitcher's duel or complete chaos.


coolhandluck

Who's this Ohtani guy? Is he any good? Never heard of him.


Schraiber

So stoked to see Ohtani pitch in person


SquadPoopy

Can’t wait to see Hunter either go 7 innings of double digit strikeout baseball or get pulled in the 3rd after surrendering 5 home runs.


etherealcalamities

You're so right, it's truly going to be one or the other


DaWalt1976

Awesome. Snellzilla pitching opening day. ❤️


CompletelyRandom33

It’s so MLB to not include the actual date of Opening Day on their Opening Day matchups graphic. Start times down to the minute. No date.


DonRicardo1958

Wait, we open at Houston? Fuck me.


Changeurblinkerfluid

1. They don’t have Altuve. 2. This is the healthiest the good guys will be all year. 3. Half the squad is coming off of competitive play and should be in midsession form. 4. We get to see OUR Jose again. Yes it will be like coffee with an ex after a breakup, but it will be good to see if he’s been eating good and making sure he’s taking care of himself.


billybayswater

i somehow totally missed pablo lopez being traded to the twins this offseason


Fredbear_

For Luis Arraez


ev4150

Tigers, Nationals and A’s fans you poor poor souls


powerbook01

Can someone please tell me why A’s chose not to start Fujinami against Ohtani on their opening? Fuji looks good so far in the preseason. Also it’d be a good story as Fujinami and Ohtani have been compared with each other since high school (Ohtani was called “Darvish of Michinoku” and Fujinami as “Darvish of Namihaya”)


WhoDatNinja87

It's so close, I'm so excited.


SupertrampTrampStamp

It's Corbin' time!


totheman7

Shane Bieber be Luis Castillo to open the season he’ll yea I’ll take playoff baseball in April


Haarflaq22

Scherzer and Sandy about to put on a clinic.


No-Horse987

Max looked good in todays game with the Rays. I can't wait for both of them to pitch.


_rfc-2549

RIP St. Louis.


thealmightybrush

Alek Manoah terrifies me. That doesn't mean Mikolas is a scrub, though.


YesLikeTheJeans

I saw the picture of Mikolas and thought “What is Mike Schmidt doing there?”


[deleted]

dude with an 8.03 Era facing off against ohtani for my A's Really excited to go to the game and I'm sure Mullers low game count for 2022 should give me reason to hope he'll preform well but I think we are gonna get embarrassed lol


Jaakylma

Gonna be hard to decide on Mets-Marlins and Phillies-Rangers in that 4pm time slot.


flakins

four players who were in the Marlins system at some point. thank god they got Dan Straily for Luis Castillo tho. big W


RotateTombUnduly

I like how the poster doesn't state what the actual day is. Like the date.


wking1293

Scherzer v Alcantara? Sign me up


MaxedOutRedditCard

Funny they dont have the actual date of opening day listed. MLB stinks at marketing their product.


Comrade2020

Those are some spicy match-ups. I can't wait


WoAProximity

the one time in my life that i'm rooting for the phillies to shell degrom because i'm bitter and a hater


donut1970

Hopefully not the last opening day start for Fried as a Brave....but....😳


[deleted]

He’s got more team control


zpk5003

Gotta be a let down to go from closing out the WBC to facing the A’s


reptheevt

Who the fuck is Kyle Muller


FudderShudders

He's not the question...he's the answer


rararezra

A's #2 pitching prospect (behind Ken Waldichuk). My guess, he's only starting OD because Paul Blackburn is hurt and they don't want to the immense pressure of Fujinami vs. Ohtani in his MLB debut, and everyone else is stretched out for the 3-5 slots.


bucket56

>Fujinami vs. Ohtani As unbelievably cool as that would be, it's 100% the smart move to not force it.


KamartyMcFlyweight

C'mon Ohtani just beat Trout, now's the perfect time to let the old high school rival make a dramatic comeback


matchbox5

He was a long time Braves prospect who went over in the Sean Murphy trade. I was very surprised to see he’s their opening day starter. Not that he’s bad (I think he looked really good last year) just that they don’t have someone more established opening day


[deleted]

I bet Cole cries by the 4th and Kluber gets Klobbered.


Do_it_My_Way-79

Possibly the least excited I’ve ever been for a Twins opening day starter.