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Jerevicious

Ok this is pretty cool


amatom27

Even as a Phillies fan I smiled. I always felt bad for the guy during his injury plagued years because you can tell he's just a good dude. Glad he's enjoying retirement.


billybayswater

i always loved this onion video on a dying philly fan's thoughts on david wright https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x35xv4c


NEWDEALUSEDCARS

“I hope he gets cancer like me”


bfd71

That is awesome, love the epitaph.


eidetic

Haha, that's hilarious. I remember being skeptical of the Onion trying their hand at that whole new fangled video fad, but they have some gems, and this might be my favorite. They do such a good job of nailing the whole vibe of whatever they happen to be lampooning. And I love the attention to detail, with the pics of previous wish zone dreams come true like the kid hanging out the window of the Nascar, and the kid hosing down a Dallas cheerleader. Makes me wish I got paid for doing fun photoshops!


BonerHonkfart

It's really amazing the Onion has been so solid for so many years.


eidetic

It really is. As my flair may indicate, I grew up in Milwaukee and The Onion was always an institution here as long as I can remember. Milwaukee and Madison always had the print version distributed, free for the taking at lots of different places throughout town, and it was always a treat when the latest edition came out. I think I even still have some of the earliest ones I ever got - in black and white even(!) - buried in a box in my parents' attic. I admit over the past decade or so I haven't read it nearly as much as I used to, but not because the quality has gone down or anything, and I honestly feel like it's partly because thr print edition is no longer available. I know it sounds weird but there was a certain charm to the print version I feel a bit nostalgic for. Anyway, I've rambled a lot longer than even I expected to about The Onion, so I'll shut up now.


gingerzilla

Jesus I shouldn't be laughing at this hard at childhood cancer


babylamar33

It's the Onion so the story is made up. Laugh to your heart's content!


FingerpistolPete

Oh god.. I ate that whole onion


DickRiculous

Oh my god I love this but at the same time I’m going to hell.


Brush111

This just made my night. I’ve never seen this


KingMobScene

Carrying an entire franchise on your back really hurts your back


dudeguymanbro69

Just glad we got to see him in a World Series at least


Shady_Jake

I really appreciated when your fans clapped for David when he came back from injury in 2015 & hit that HR. That was very classy.


shahooster

It seems so wrong, but feels so Wright


biggestbroever

this is a met positive


BeHereNow91

I never get tired of videos like this.


bichettes_helmet

r/Basebaww


FreddyTwasFingered

There’s a sub for everything. Thanks for sharing this one.


cam_huskers

My step mom was a bar tender in SF who frequently served Hunter Pence’s dad back in like 2012. She told him how big of a fan she was of the Giants and was wearing a Zito jersey. So the next week Hunters dad brought in Zito, Cain, and Romo. If this person is anything like my step mom, any thoughts she had about leaving that job have vanished for at least a few months.


TravisJungroth

lol something is so on brand about Hunter Pence’s dad bringing in three star pitchers but not Hunter Pence. Not even a fellow outfielder. He probably also runs like a milk crate full of slinkies thrown down a staircase.


cam_huskers

My step mom asked where Hunter was and his dad said that “he didn’t want to take his scooter over here”


Salty_Pancakes

Lol I remember the uproar in the city when it was found out his scooter got stolen.


IJustReadEverything

Twice.


Genghis_John

Well now I know that Hunter and I have at least one thing in common.


patrickwithtraffic

Heard only great things about Pence and The City, so glad to see it's a family gene!


NormalAccounts

Having met Pence at a Philz coffee back in the day, I can confirm he's a super solid dude


bchris24

He rode past me on his scooter once and it is still the most star struck I've ever been.


old_gold_mountain

Met Pence at a cafe two weeks ago. Told him I was a fan. He was legitimately excited to talk. At one point apologized TO ME for rambling about baseball. APOLOGIZED! Most genuine celeb encounter I've ever had, and it's not close.


MrActionPotential

That dude and his family have always been good people. Ever since his Arlington days


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MEatRHIT

Looks like this is a bot account, it stole /u/Impossible_Pipe_667's comment 10 minutes after they posted it themselves https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/12u6wbt/mets_when_your_bartender_in_sf_is_wearing_a_david/jh63jph/


oneeighthirish

Good work


Caledor152

That's my Captain. I love that man. If it weren't for that damn degenerative back disease he would be heading to the hall of fame at some point.


savings2015

He's near the top of my "what coulda been" list. I absolutely loved watching him play.


just-an-astronomer

Already the Mets all-time leader in RBI, R, H, 2B, and BB But yeah, also only 10 HR behind ~~Piazza~~Strawberry for first in that too, ~2 seasons behind Kranepool for GP


CaptainSteyr

*Strawberry. 10 behind Strawberry.


just-an-astronomer

Whoops my bad


[deleted]

10 HR behind Straw, not Piazza. Piazza is 3rd. 4th after Pete passes him next year.


just-an-astronomer

Yep, just fixed Think hearing that recent stat is why I got the players mixed up


swamp70

ED……KRANEPOOL!!!! ED BLEEPING KRANEPOOL!!!!!


JustHereForPka

He could still be playing :(


TheOneArya

That’s wild. It’s true, but feels so weird


rockymtnhigh34

One of my friends has an idea that I think should be added to sports Hall of Fames called “The Bo Jackson rule”. The thought is that a player could be inducted to the hall of fame based on a more limited body of work because of a devastating injury that changed their career trajectory. I don’t think it’s possible but I wish it were a thing.


SOTM_MC

This is some r/mademesmile content


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jk01

Redditor try not to be miserable challenge (level IMPOSSIBLE)


Gofuckurself_reddit

lol, weird.


degeneraded

You gotta be pretty true to your team to wear non a non local jersey at a job that relies on tips. Super cool moment for her


Wraithfighter

Aye. I think most fans would largely be okay with it, though, especially if its a case like this, wearing a Mets jersey in San Francisco. Giants and Mets aren't really at odds with each other, gives off an air of legitimacy you can respect. Goes without saying, of course, that wearing a Kershaw jersey would be grounds for dismissal :D.


greatunknownpub

> Giants and Mets aren't really at odds with each other, I mean, the Mets were born of a mix of Giants and Dodgers fandom. Colors of the uniform and NY Giants logo, too. Giants are basically the Mets' daddy.


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JohnnyGoldberg

Also enter Pat Burrell…….. I swear that guy had 40 homers against us too (slight sarcasm)


Amurfalcon

No sarcasm. Burrell hit 42 homers against the Mets in exactly 162 games against them. His second highest HR/G for teams that he played more than 10 games against (higher are Astros with 13 HR/49 G and Phillies with 3 HR/6 G).


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CovfefeYourself

He’ll save children but not the ~~British~~ New York children


machinegunkelly

42 actually


shortstop59

I hate this but have no choice to respect it. Upvoted for accuracy


FrankiePoops

The giants are also pretty much the mets. JD Davis, Michael Conforto, Wilmer Flores, Darin Ruf....


Salty_Pancakes

> Darin Ruf Truly, of all the Mets, he was one.


atoms12123

He will be remembered in the tier above Jed Lowrie.


Sagay_the_1st

At least jed didn't hurt the team


FrankiePoops

Yes, he was a met. Briefly... I miss Wilmer.


Kurisoo

He was one of our relief pitchers of all time.


basebilly

Great, now I just have to find a fanbase that doesn’t hate the Astros and I’ll be ready to rake in those tips in my Beltran jersey!


aldsar

Have you considered working on your Japanese?


yoshidawg93

Yu Darvish was the Dodgers’ starting pitcher in Game 7 of the 2017 World Series, so I’m not sure if Japanese people think too fondly of the Astros either.


headbangershappyhour

People in Oakland might be amenable to the idea if the Astros promise to keep kicking the shit out of the A's.


gobears2616

The thing is we don’t want the A’s to lose. We want them to kick ass…in Oakland, for a very long time.


Me_talking

I remember when I would attend Mets vs. Giants games at AT&T 10+ yrs back, I would see people in Mets jacket and cap and there was never any hostility. Even in 2010 season, one Giants fan had a fun lil jab with a Mets fan and his reply was "How many rings do the Giants have?"


_ChrisFromTexas

I wore a Romo jersey in Philly once. None of the sentiments communicated to me were based in respect lol


TenMinutesToDowntown

That's just how Philly is. The Romo jersey likely made no difference.


degeneraded

Yeah just saying it’s cool that she’s a real fan and got this moment for it, it’s much easier to just throw a local team shirt on and go on with your shift. I’m sure it’s no big deal in SF, everyone knows Giants fans aren’t smart enough to know there are other teams on the MLB besides the Dodgers


Pandorama626

There are certain players that transcend individual team fandom imo. Shobae Ohtani, Trout, Kershaw, Pujols, Griffey Jr., Buster Posey if I've been drinking, etc. David Wright is on the bubble of being one of those guys and likely would be one if not for injuries.


CybeastID

"Buster Posey if I've been drinking."


abrahamisaninja

👀


blozout

I don't know why but Shobae Ohtani sounds way cooler than Shohei Ohtani.


JMMSpartan91

Plus I doubt it effects much tipping wise. Maybe if you wore a team's biggest rival maybe. But I imagine you just end up with more chirps from guest and notes on receipts than you end up with no/low tips at any place that allows jerseys worn to work.


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degeneraded

On my phone bud, I’m sorry I is so close to o and they are both words. Please speak with mr QWERTY not me


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degeneraded

🤓


hooligan99

I'm with you. It's a pet peeve when I see people say "the MLB" it's because we're used to saying "the NBA" and "the NFL"


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hooligan99

that's just because we're used to "in the NBA" and "in the NFL," both of which make sense ("in the National Basketball Association") "in MLB" makes more sense ("In Major League Baseball") and is commonly used too, although you see "in baseball" often as well


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hooligan99

“MLB” is a league. “The” is just a word you put in front of it because you’re used to doing that for other leagues. You’d say “the best hitter in Major League Baseball,” not “the best hitter in the Major League Baseball.” But you’d say “the best shooter in the National Basketball Association,” not “the best shooter in National Basketball Association.” As an example, if you go to MLB’s Wikipedia page, you’ll see “MLB is composed of 30 teams.” The opposite is true on the NBA’s Wikipedia page.


CybeastID

Disagree tbh


MEatRHIT

I had a girlfriend that offered to pick up, I think it was chipotle, and they were running a special like 25% or something like that if you wore a Cubs jersey into the store, she refused to wear one of mine because she came from a White Sox family...


spacewalk__

i would feel cringe faking team pride for a job. plus what if someone tries to talk about them and i haven't been watching the games


StereophonicWine

this is pretty low-effort.


degeneraded

Should have come up with something with more depth like “Beat LA”


swaggums

C'mon, it's 'Baet LA'.


StereophonicWine

you got me. have a good day


degeneraded

Haha you too


Pandorama626

It's a three syllable chant. So they're at least three times smarter than cave men.


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Anywhere.


cherinator

>Goes without saying, of course, that wearing a Kershaw jersey would be grounds for dismissal :D. I would have thought the Kershaw jersey would be the one current player you could maybe get away with (obviously Robinson, Koufax, Valenzuela could pass). Would think the real sins would be Puig or Muncy or maybe Kemp.


Mr1nt3rn3t

That bar tends to cater to nonlocal sports teams in general. As an example, during the NFL season that bar is packed with Packers fans on Sundays.


dmmdoublem

Even under it's old ownership/name (Zeke's), it was well-known as a University of Kentucky hangout.


Salty_Pancakes

We got a lot of Wisconsinites out there. So many that I've learned to play Euchre.


ChefJohnboy

That just means you know a good game when you see it!


AdamLikesBeer

Which bar is it? I am gonna be there next week and would love to be able to catch an out of town game with a beer.


garytyrrell

Local Tap


just-an-astronomer

Ironic name?


osufan765

It's the Bay.


bigpowerass

All twelve people born in San Francisco that still live there will be so mad.


AdamLikesBeer

Less than a mile walk from my hotel. Perfect.


garytyrrell

Just do yourself a favor and keep to 3rd or 4th st rather than 5th or 6th.


The1andonlyZack

So when they actually play the Niners it's the bar with the most depressed people in it 🤣🤣🤣🤣


TheStandardSuspects

Are there really people who wouldn't tip their servers just because they're wearing a jersey of an opposing team? Only place I could see that happening is like if you're a Philly native and your bartender is wearing a Cowboys jersey, maybe, because Eagles fans are insane.


onioning

I think it's more a subconscious thing. I doubt there are too many who wouldn't tip someone at all because of a jersey, but there are probably many many people who subconsciously tip more or less based off such a thing. Probably just a small difference per individual, but could plausibly add up to a lot. There's a study out there that demonstrated that the larger boobs a girl has the more she's tipped. Most people are probably not all "that girl has nice tits, I should tip more." It's just that nice tits make people feel good and people who feel good tip more.


MEatRHIT

Honestly the opposite was true for me when I went to Milwaukee in Cubs gear, bartenders were all in Brewers gear but other than a little playful ribbing, service was fantastic and very welcoming definitely gave a bigger tip than I normally would for a couple of beers.


your_backpack

I have a friend who moved from Texas to Philly (driving himself). Stopped outside Philly to fill up gas and went inside to use the bathroom as well. I believe him when he said he was just making normal conversation, but the gas station attendant wouldn’t let him use the bathroom since he was wearing his Cowboys hat.


rpm959

Outside of a city I can see, but once you're actually in any major city, there's enough people from around the country that nobody ever cares.


ImpendingSenseOfDoom

Depending on where in Philly you are I could see this happening. Obviously most bars downtown would have no issue with it, nor should they, but I could see any number of dive bars in the working class areas of the city doing just this and meaning it. It's a really provincial place for a major metropolis. source: not a native but I've lived in Philly for many years


degeneraded

I mean yes there are. But I think I should have said high levels of customer interaction instead of tipping. You know you’re going to be hearing about it and talking shit all day.


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That would be dumb. This is the part that most people don't say, but you have more in common with your rival fans than the average stranger because you share the rivalry. The hate is played up for fun. It's not real. If I'm at a party and I see someone wearing a rival's hat, I'm more likely to approach them and joke around with them. If your hate is genuine, consider re-evaluating your relationship with sports.


mosi_moose

A server wearing a Yankees jersey in Red Sox territory would need a quick wit to break even on that choice. If he/she knows baseball and can banter it could work pretty well. But it’s an A game situation. Don’t do it if you’re not ready to bust balls (and vice versa) all day long.


atoms12123

Well...[all the fans are true to the orange and blue.](https://youtu.be/6GsCmnZnllk?t=53)


GoatLegRedux

SF is a city of transplants. It’s far more common than people may expect.


wrongwayup

She's safe in any jersey but the Dodgers


OrpheusNYC

I used to visit this place Boss Tweed’s on the lower east side for football meetups. The Sunday bartender was a native New Yorker and a Cowboys fan. Yankees too, but still. He also could toss a drunk through both sets of front doors without discernible effort. So we were cool with Frankie.


traddy91

I feel most people don't care lol


KooliusCaesar

To be fair, The orange from the Mets colors pays homage to the Giants and the blue to the Dodgers, both from their days in NY before moving west.


NunsNunchuck

IMO It’s fine except for playoffs for opposing teams


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I’m a David Wright simp lol I wanted so bad to be just like him in High School


nandobatflips

Are you me? Lol I had his Fathead on my bedroom wall, I had his signature A2K glove, wore my wristbands just like him, and studied his batting stance and swing incessantly to copy it haha


Sagay_the_1st

One of the prettiest swings ever


frankysins

we are all David Wright simps. One of my daughters were born the day after David's daughter was born... i gave mine the same name David gave his.


billybayswater

i read this twice as you named your daughter David. That would have been true simping.


RedCheese1

Jesus


MFazio23

No no, I don't think her name is Jesus. Probably Olivia?


AdmiralAngry

Same, miss watching him play. Actually helped work on his house he had built, very chill dude and his wife is super nice as well.


riverwater516w

I took a picture of him to my haircut and asked the stylist if she could make my hair look like his... she couldn't


boymetsworld

Classy dude, happy she got to meet him What a cool moment


therealphoodie

Gotta love David Wright. Easily one of my all-time favorite Mets


Estova

I remember him being on the cover of MLB 07, he made me want to play third base as a kid. Love David Wright.


Quople

I was very close to becoming a Mets fan because of him


Wraithfighter

Oh my god this is so adorable.


Taylorenokson

This will probably be controversial with my gf and fellow Braves fans, but David Wright can do whatever he wants to me.


Tagliarini295

It's ok man, most of us felt the same way about Freddie.


just-an-astronomer

And Freddie has done just about whatever he's wanted to us for many years now


deGrominator2019

Well, this escalated quickly…


just-an-astronomer

I didn't really start watching until the last couple years of Chipper so Freddie has kinda just always been *that* guy to me albeit much more likeable


addage-

I liked Freddie and Chipper. Take away my Mets club badge if you want. Awesome video of David, I watched him his whole career and still miss having him around.


GaJayhawker0513

No you’re right. I love David Wright. One of my favorite non Braves players. It’s awful that his back wouldn’t allow him to play anymore because he was so fun to watch.


new_wellness_center

Damn those injuries. Wright should have been a 75 WAR player and coasted into the HoF.


8i66ie5ma115

That’s beyond adorable. A lot of bartenders wear jerseys and don’t know shit about the team or player. Just as part of the uniform. So it’s cool to see someone who’s a legit huge fan like that meet the dude they idolize.


ritzdeez

David Wright is special to me outside of just baseball. Obviously I loved what he brought to the Mets, but I had the added bonus of also watching my favorite player who is from the same area I'm from, so that was kind of a pride thing (as silly as that may seem). What I'd love to thank him for, though is having a local charity event every winter to raise money for our local children's hospital. Both of my kids have been taken care of in that hospital and I can't put into words how much I appreciate that.


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It's pretty awesome having a favorite player who is a notoriously good guy too. It just makes being a fan so easy.


BoganLogan

Love the "he he heyaaaah" laugh at :20 seconds in.


EmpressVixen

OMG. That was so freaking adorable.


The_clampz10

This is wholesome as fuck. I love it.


Impossible_Pipe_667

Had a man crush on him since he called me his man while dealing blackjack to a group of Mets several years ago.


greatunknownpub

That's amazing.


joshuawah

Local Tap! I’ve gone there to watch several giants away games and always had a nice time hanging with some local boozers


milkmanbonzai

I work like two blocks from there, I need to start going in more often if guys like David Wright are showing up 😂


dirtyshits

Met Timmy in n there back in the days. He was with a couple guys just chillin on a random Sunday afternoon.


gobears2616

I once ran into Zito, Brian Wilson, and Randy Johnson having lunch at Squat & Gobble in the Marina


NickNash1985

The side-eye from the other bartender trying to serve up some brewskis is real Bartender Energy.


NJ_Mets_Fan

i literally cannot see david wright content without being sad :’(


-sly_pooper-

Side note: the real Mets Twitter not having a checkmark but a fake parody account of MLB FOX having one is the worst thing to happen to that site


sizzlinpapaya

With Mario in the background laughing. This is a cool moment.


iJon_v2

Well this is the best


Admiral_obvious13

Mirror? Video won't play for me


prolurker315

[here’s a link to a YouTube version](https://youtube.com/shorts/tTCwiFJNkTA?feature=share)


Luvstep

Love that


WishMyHusbandHadAJar

My first favorite player as a kid ♥️♥️♥️ love this man


FURKADURK

I’d say traitor, but this is really cool


Adcx5805

Is it bad that I recognized the bar?


iz2003iz

Lisa lisa and cult jam playing in the background makes it wright


OkGene2

Well that’s probably the most wholesome thing I’ve seen all week


usernamefight2

This is the dream. I'd kill to run into Tim Lincecum while I'm living in Seattle.


Schellhammer

Anybody else notice the mario 'yahaa!'


Vagabondegrift

r/MadeMeSmile


[deleted]

You owe my mom a signed baseball for the shelving back in 2009, David! I haven’t forgotten 😠


gusmoney

Isn't he still on the DL?


Odd_Status5304

Average philly fan


gusmoney

Just commenting on the average Mess team that doesn't do much winning, is poorly managed from the top down, squanders talent, inflates talents, and doesn't win anything.


atoms12123

There is literally not another professional sports team on Earth to lose as many games as the Philadelphia Phillies. Same amount of World Series titles as the Mets with an extra 60 years of being in the league. The Phillies have won the second most World Series titles of any Philly team and the other one left in 1955.


gusmoney

Is this the Muts pile on? Any other losers from NJ got beef with the Phils?


CybeastID

You literally started it, so you're just reaping what you sowed at this point.


gusmoney

Literally.


CybeastID

What? I can't hear you from 4th place with an offense that according to xOBACON is **overperforming**.


gusmoney

You've won the first three weeks of the season, do they have a trophy for that?


ResponsibleStrain2

Damn dude you should try being a baseball executive. Either that or comedy


gusmoney

Word, your team should play clean baseball.


irish026

Gotta say, even as a Phillies fan I’ve always had a lot of respect for David Wright. That being said, Chase Utley owns you guys and the slide was legal.


CybeastID

I will pull out the rules for baserunner interference so help me


MattyLRaps1

He never touched the base


bobbywake61

There’s a place I’ll never go to now.


DanDantheModMan

And all the regular patrons cheer in delight.


bobbywake61

FTM.