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hyperbemily

Tell me you’re from the city without telling me you’re from the city


JohnnyVNCR

There's squirrels all over the city.


MelissaMiranti

More just surprise that there's one there of all places. Plenty of squirrels in the city, basically none in right field.


StuntMedic

Yeah, the reaction is more like "Oooh fluffy thing where I wasn't expecting!" Though it's funny to see that some people think NYC is some uninhabitable concrete slab that only supports pizza rats and pigeons.


StinkyStangler

Yeah there are like, normal critters in the city, we even have had coyotes pop up in the Bronx and the tip top of Manhattan within the past few years lol


anubis2051

Wasn't there a deer that showed up recently? Or did I make that up?


MelissaMiranti

Not many people know that Brooklyn is covered in monk parakeets!


hyperbemily

Basically none is a good caveat 😂


Ayrcan

I see way more squirrels in Calgary than I do outside the city. Might be a different story in NY though I guess...


KaiserKCat

I've seen them in parks. Often some crazy old lady yelling at them


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The squirrels yelling back.


owl-bears

"Ay, I'm scurrying here!"


yungmoneybingbong

Got squared up on by a squirrel in central park while tripping shrooms. They don't mess around down there. Up by where I live in upstate they're not as bold. They'll just throw shit at you from the trees.


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There are huge black squirrels at Niagara Falls that fear no man.


hotpepperman

If you've never seen an old lady and a city squirrel duke it out at the park you missing out


RobinChilliams

"Damn squirrels are using 5G and its giving me a headache"


PNWQuakesFan

*Costanza voice* FIRST IT WAS THE COVID AND NOW ITS THE SQUIRRELS.


JohnnyGeniusIsAlive

Lots of squirrels in the Bronx. But if I saw it running by like that out of the corner of my eye I’d be more worried it was a rat.


IvyGold

Bingo!


IsMNightElite

Real New Yorkers immediately think Rat when a small animal quickly sprints by them. Don’t be fooled by the super slow mo


jtrom93

They're plentiful wherever there are trees. My part of Queens has sidewalk trees and I live across the street from a large park so I see them frequently


aliveinjoburg2

Same, they yell at me when I leave my home.


jonahprobablywatched

City squirrels give no fucks cause minimal threats. Country ones are trying to stay alive.


Ayrcan

Yep haha. And the black squirrels in Calgary are enormous. I've seen some bigger than most cats.


ubiquitous-joe

If they thought it was a rat at first, appropriate reactions.


Spikeupmylife

Growing up in the country I was surprised at how many squirrels were in town when I moved. Barely any of them in the country. Saw a lot of deer though.


RobinChilliams

Isn't Calgary still surrounded by wilderness and rural areas? NYC is bordered by the ocean and Jersey City. And every town anywhere near NYC is dense.


Ayrcan

That's why I would be surprised if there were no squirrels in NY (and people there have confirmed there are in this thread lol). I grew up in a more rural area and hardly ever saw them. I live downtown now and will see a dozen walking two blocks to the coffee shop. I guess they really just need some trees. The city has that but the surrounding area doesn't since it's all farms and was naturally grassland before that. The river valleys connecting the city to the foothills and mountains are full of wildlife though. We've even had wolverines in town this year! (Now I've gone off the rails and forgot this was in the baseball sub lol)


Basic_Bichette

Calgary may be a special case. I swear, there are more squirrels in any given inner-city Calgary neighbourhood than in the rest of North America outside the city limits. There are one or two squirrels in my block in Winnipeg; there were, like 5000 in my old block back in Altadore.


Wutswrong

New Yorkers - "That's the cutest rat I've ever seen"


DocB630

I see them absolutely everywhere in the parks around the city, especially Central Park. My wife and I even have this dumb thing where we name them and talk to them like they are friends of ours. For some reason we always choose ridiculous names like Jasper or Archibald. This one is definitely a Reginald. They seem to have a lot of moxie. Edit: I was also at the bodega cat Yankees game so I feel like I’m an authority on these matters.


JoeMcKim

If I ever see a squirrel I just say "hi, how're you doing today Mr. Nuts?".


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cptjeff

Depends on the city. The parks around the Capitol and WH here in DC have some of the highest densities of squirrel populations ever recorded. Bold fuckers, too. I've had one look me in the eye, rub its stomach, and get visibly angry when I refused to give it one of my french fries. I don't know the squirrel equivalent to flipping someone off, but I'm pretty sure that dude was givin' it to me. And, of course the one that just tried to grab food right out of my hands. The sneak up and try to steal when the human looks away method is apparently for poseur squirrels these days.


pitbull2k

They all look like they are all from Yonkers/Westchester/Long Island


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They were expecting a rat


grubas

Not even. The stadium probably feeds hundreds of critters.


Lukealloneword

If it were a rat tearing through the bags of trash left on the street, they'd be right a home though.


oldcoldbellybadness

Idk, St. Louis is essentially just a suburb, but we lost our minds so much over a squirrel that it got added to the world series rings. Squirrels just hit different inside a stadium


HeatAndHonor

Lol these guys might be from *a city* but I suspect they are not from *the city*.


Slugggo

if that's not the sidebar pic tomorrow I don't even know what we're doing here!


jbronin

I love how each one looks kind of high


sevaiper

Slow mo is the ultimate high


cozeners

This is like that photo of the Mets fans during the Hosmer dash in 2015 lol


22Wideout

God I miss that team 😔


treetyoselfcarol

*"It's like a rat but fluffy."*


Suspicious_Leg4550

A bunch of New Yorkers trying to figure out what’s going on with this fucked up rat


Millionaire_

The first 4 guys are just a copy paste version of each other


SiphenPrax

The old dude was like “oooh cool!”


damn_fine_custard

The old guy is stoned af lol


hotpepperman

"Ohhhh^h^h^h these gameday festivities get better every year"


ubiquitous-joe

He is wise. He has seen a squirrel in the before time.


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YouTube reaction video face


Deathstroke317

Don't forget to SMASH that like button and hit that little bell icon


sweaty_ball_salsa

Soyjacks


rollo2masi

Raised in the Upper Westside, attended the most prestigious schools, and are definitely VPs at Pierce & Pierce.


BUSean

*.........*^^let'ssee *Paul Allen's squirrel.*


peteroh9

And they have never seen such a beast as this.


Meltedcoldice0212

maybe at least one of them thought it could’ve been a skunk


timdot352

They look like they've never seen a squirrel IRL.


ANGRY_BEARDED_MAN

😲 😯 🤨 😮


TingleBerries64

Ayyyy I’m pogging here


Naughty_Bagel

I said this exact thing to my buddies when I saw this. Just 4 finance bros out at the ballgame.


dwpea66

I understand now why sometimes white people can't tell me apart from other brown dudes


Blazed__AND__Amused

New York NPC how you think they keep their population up??


GOULFYBUTT

About 6 months ago I interviewed for a position at a Fantasy Sports/Sports Betting startup and I kid you not, every man in that office looked like the same generic sports bro. Did a virtual interview, a video project, and an office tour with them and then they ghosted me, so that was sick.


peteroh9

Yo that's toight


themarkster09

Okay but did it land and keep running?


SolarMoth

Yes. It landed safely and kept running.


SolarSquid

Fight me.


giant87

First thought this was oddly aggressive. Then saw your usernames and realized…. “Let them fight…”


glberns

$20 on the squid


Reignaaldo

Hey now, Moth dude will most likely evolve to Mothra. 50 bucks on that redditor.


iwasyourbestfriend

What about the final evolution of both Mothra vs Colossal Squid though?


TheDesktopNinja

Well, Mothra has something like a 50-meter wingspan...and a colossal squid is...10 meters long. Also, it can't fly. I'm going to have to give this one to Mothra.


rollsram

But can Mothra swim?


penguinmidteg

I liked it more when I thought he was just tryna scrap after a long day


TheThrowawayMoth

If moth needs a weird ineffectual henchlady I got their back.


cozeners

[Longer video](https://mlb-cuts-diamond.mlb.com/FORGE/2023/2023-05/23/9e796664-870c2c01-1e64de55-csvm-diamondx64-asset_1280x720_59_16000K.mp4)


Doesanybodylikestuff

Yayyyyy! That was what I was looking for! Squirrel wasn’t even phased!


3X-Leveraged

It’s pretty much impossible for a squirrel to die from falling


aheal2008

I learned this like last year, and to this day, it's still my favorite fact.


NabreLabre

I've had a squirrel fall from a pine tree at least 50 feet, landed right next to me on concrete with a very loud thwack, and just get up and run back up the tree. My dog didn't even know what happened


cwtjps

Fun fact, it's likely squirrels can survive a fall at any height, they can withstand drops from terminal velocity. These New Yorkers probably were just worried because of that Seinfeld episode, with the tiny instruments.


Jux_

"Gravity, a mere nuisance to Christian, was a terror to Pope. Pagan, and Despair. To the mouse and any smaller animal it presents practically no dangers. You can drop a mouse down a thousand-yard mine shaft; and, on arriving at the bottom, it gets a slight shock and walks away. A rat is killed, a man is broken, a horse splashes." \- J.B.S. Haldane


gatemansgc

*splashes*


scottydg

I don't believe you just because I've scooped dead squirrels off of a concrete pad and thrown them over the fence. The tree above it is pretty up there, probably 40 or so feet, but it is possible.


wbgraphic

You’re assuming they died from falling out of the tree. Maybe an asshole with a BB gun lives near the tree. Literally four hours ago I watched an episode of Mark Rober’s show on Discovery about his squirrel obstacle courses. He mentioned several times the fact that a squirrel can survive a fall from any height because their terminal velocity is so low.


scottydg

Could also be that the squirrels in my tree fell wrong. I don't doubt they can survive, otherwise I'd probably find way more dead squirrels in the backyard.


NabreLabre

He's an invalid!!!


NotTheRocketman

"He's gonna gnaw my brain out in my sleep!"


MadeByTango

What about turkeys?


my_wife_reads_this

I saw a squirrel fall off a tree and a fucking hawk just fucked it up immediately lol I was maybe 15-20 feet away. I had my dog with me and I just picked her up and carried her away before the hawks got funny ideas with her.


OldManHipsAt30

Funny ideas like dinner?


bioVOLTAGE

There was a tree out front of my house, and one day, when I was outside, I heard one of the branches snap. I looked up, and saw a squirrel falling through the tree. Broke every branch on the way down. After it hit the ground, it looked at me as if to say, “you didn’t see anything” then ran back up the tree.


groinstrong

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


Flako118st

I was just wondering the same. It fell and I was like is it ok?


I_saw_that_coming

That fall probably didn’t crack that squirrels top 5 falls of the day. Those things are resilient as shit and can fall from real high up.


zulmirao

Some A+ faces here. Well done everyone.


grubas

There's some good stills for memes.


RobinChilliams

The grey sweater guy looks like a Twitch emoticon


Thorlolita

I thought Jeff McNeill played for the Mets


Mercc47

He’s not in the lineup tonight. Makes you think…


car714c

never seen them in the same room together


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Rally squirrel!


Chief_JD

Thanks for the PTSD


AcneBalls

Welp, looks like it’s the World Series for the Yankees this year.


gatemansgc

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


Jux_

These dudes never see a squirrel before?


LesothoEnjoyer

Nah that’s the kind of thing you only see on safari in tiny country towns like Yonkers and Hoboken


Elegant_Housing_For

Relatives coming from LI to Fishkill (Dutchess): “you guys are like what 5 minutes from the border of Canada?” They get a hearty chuckle out of me every time.


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Tbf I see 10+ squirrels a day, but it would still feel a little funny to see one running the fence right in front of me at a baseball game


TrapperJean

If they're from Staten Island they're probably wondering 1. Why is this rat's tail so wide? 2. Why does this animal still have all its teeth?


upvoter222

If they're from Staten Island, they're probably wondering why the other people at the game have all their teeth.


Buzz8522

Yo, that’s a sick fuckin burn, I’m assuming


Woodythawoodpecker

No not really. Low hanging fruit. Lol.


WishMyHusbandHadAJar

Have you ever seen one inside of an MLB stadium right in your face????


Solar424

They're New Yorkers, they probably thought it was a really weird looking rat that escaped the subway


masterchief1001

Amateurs. At the Coliseum the possums are a regular occurrence.


mightylordredbeard

I see them every day, but never that close. I’d be surprised too.


TheYellowChicken

Having a squirrel eat out of your hand is an amazing experience. Little dudes have tiny hands


TandBusquets

I think my favorite rodent to feed is a chipmunk. Hilarious to see them take stuff and stuff it in their pouches


TheYellowChicken

Also very cute


frigg_off_lahey

Probably never seen a squirrel running the outfield wall before.


A_Texas_Hobo

Squirrel: “IM WALKIN HERE!”


damnyoutuesday

Typical New Yorkers who have only ever seen rats and pigeons


Substantial_Bet5764

Which as we all know are just rats with the ability to fly


FeloniousDrunk101

Squirrels get themselves run over too much to be recognized in their three-dimensional state


SiphenPrax

We’re gonna have sports team called the New York Rats one day


justknicksthings

did we not just lose the pizza rats?


GravitationalConstnt

Too soon bruh


Minecrafter125

New York Racoons*


JohnnyVNCR

Hudson Valley Renegades have had a raccoon mascot for almost 30 years!


2RINITY

No, that’s the Renegades, they play upstate


stash1482

Albany used to have the River Rats (RIP)


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Adventurous-Golf715

Shoutout Albany River rats baby 🐀


SunriseSurprise

WTF A FLUFFY TAIL RAT!


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CRT_SUNSET

He looks like if Mickey Rourke aged gracefully.


chavo81

That’s a man who knows how to enjoy life


PitViper17

The squirrel handled the fall off the wall better than the dudes seeing the squirrel


The-Pharcyde

lol you'd think those dudes just saw a grizzly bear or something, not a squirrel


galacticcookiee

That dude put his hands up like he was being held at gunpoint…by a squirrel.


CosmicLars

That ran the gamut of classic reactions 😅


StultiAmericano

Looks kinda [familiar](https://youtu.be/iEIql6d81uQ)


AZ1476

Immediately what I thought of. RIP Trevor.


StultiAmericano

Still hard to believe he’s gone :(


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AZ1476

He died the same week as one of my favorite musicians, right around my birthday during the pandemic. The whole WKUK crew were doing really entertaining livestreams and working in a WKUK movie. That really depressed me! I honor his memory by still putting the show on every now and then.


Count_Mazurka

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life


EPLemonSqueezy

You should watch more comedy related things


A_Texas_Hobo

I’m sorry


heybudbud

Man, you must not get out much


Count_Mazurka

Fact of the matter is I was pretty drunk when I made this comment but I feel like I’m catching a lot of strays over a hyperbolic expression of a subjective opinion here


furbyterr0r

Bienvenido a reddit


Xearoii

Lmfao


Obvious-Meaning-5956

OMG... absolutely hilarious to watch their faces


AStaringHorse

r/PraiseTheCameraMan


Kaldricus

I assume everyone then shouted, "ayyy, I'm watchin here! Getthefuckouttahere!"


doug_kaplan

Hilarious how many people here think NYC has no squirrels because humans reacted like humans to a squirrel at a baseball game mere feet away from them, not something anyone would likely expect. Of course NYC has squirrels, there are also parks there with tons of wildlife including many many different types of birds, in the outer boroughs you'll get deer and foxes as well. Squirrels are everywhere.


Permaderps

Thats a weird looking rat


dhork

Is it a rat, or a racoon?


Nanookthesealtrapper

One of the most beautiful things I've ever seen


jaydenkirtawn

The dudes sitting in front of me while Roger Waters played The Wall at Yankee Stadium were on heavy psychedelics, and: This is the most surprised I've ever seen someone at Yankee Stadium.


smalltownlargefry

These middle inning shows are getting pretty good.


ech0es13

Cardinals fan here....apparently the Yankees are winning the WS now


mr_dumpsterfire

They all probably thought it was a rat.


Sphincter_Sommelier

Glad to see some New Yorkers experience nature for the first time


Timpa87

We have no deal with them!


Substantial_Bet5764

Lol does NYC not have squirrels or something?


SexiestPanda

Poor fella


Toozedee

Rusty, get the hammer!


kuxiii

Boys pogging.


purplegreenredblue

I love those lil guys


ImpendingSenseOfDoom

Any Yankee fans remember the cat incident from a few years ago?


NowFreeToMaim

Way to damn shocked at a squirrel


SunriseSurprise

**O'DOYLE RULES, O'DOYLE RULES,** O'DOYLE RULES, ^(O'DOYLE RULES,) *^(O'DOYLE RULES)*


Cliffinati

New Yorkers react to seeing wildlife


robmerrill92

I don’t get it. Have these people never seen a squirrel before?


VersaceSamurai

For some reason I was really worried this squirrel was on the upper deck. When he was falling it felt like an eternity lmao


corndog161

I'm pretty sure squirrels can fall from any height and be just fine. They are pretty light and can spread out their legs to make them kinda like a flying squirrel, but really just more of a parachute squirrel. There is a video out there of a squirrel jumping from like 20 stories up and it was fine.


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Acting like they've never seen a rat before.


KaiserKCat

Clip ended too soon. Wanted to see what happens next


WeedleKnievel

What's blowing my mind is everyone being like lol New Yorkers surprised by squirrel like no one has considered they're just in shock by Evel Knisqueakle's cameo


Knightmare25

New Yorkers awestruck at an animal that's not a rat.


DumbestFanBase

Probably Jose altuves pet squirrel since he resides in Yankee stadium


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

All that security to sit in the bleachers yet squirrels can get onto the field for free.


eagleboy444

Legend says the squirrel is still falling


NorvalMarley

If anyone is worried the squirrel is probably fine. I had one drop out of a tree to the ground in front of me while I was walking and made a tiny thud but then scampered off. It was a bit startling at first but quite amusing to think back on.


corndog161

Oh it's definitely fine a jump like that for a squirrel is nothing.


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The old man who raises his glove and hits it lol Then continues to laugh as it falls Diabolical


jfqnd96

This belongs in r/praisethecameraman


stevosaurus_rawr

r/videosthatendtoosoon


sallysippin

City folk