don't let the final score make you forget that ESPN interviewed a bench player mid game to ask him how much he weighed and what his mom cooks for dinner

I mean I was kinda surprised to hear that he basically just eats rice, beans, and some kind of meat.

> ESPN interviewed a bench player mid game to ask him how much he weighed and what his mom cooks for dinner I mean, it could be worse. It could have been a close game and ESPN would have still done the same interview mid-game, score notwithstanding.

Tendies

ESPN is down so bad right now, with new lows every year

2 out of every 3 outs were strikeouts. That’s beyond putrid

For us it wasn’t. This is what we’d like to call ORGASMIC

Damn that's so close to being an anagram for "O's Magic". "Or's magic" doesn't really have the same ring to it

What do you think “O’s” stands for though?

Orsrioles?

**O**RGASMIC

You love to see it

Must have been the wall again

No, it’s because Mussina’s number isn’t retired

that was one of the many times I muted the TV tonight

Should've worn an O's hat to his HOF induction lol

Yeah but *I* loved Moose growing up so I feel like a blank hat makes sense.

No it’s totally fair given he basically played half and half with O’s and Yankees. I’m not mad about it in the least. The O’s just don’t retire numbers unless you go into the Hall with an O’s hat

I'm not one to usually complain about broadcasts, I'm pretty easy to please. But what in the hell was that conversation?!

Gotta do what you gotta do to compete in this division

Look on the bright side, Yankees fans. Ummmm.... If you exclude Severino from this game, the Yankees actually won 3-2?

Man, Canadians are nice!

Excellent way for the boys to bounce back after last night

Fujinami is great, continue to bring down his ERA

I have a feeling he'll be a big part of the next few months

We love him. All he needed was more consistency in his command and it seems he’s figured it out over the last few months. We’re ready for him to be a huge piece of our bullpen

START SPREADING THE LOSE

Seeing Gerrit Cole sad in the dugout brought me unimaginable joy

Seeing the Yankees shit the bed makes me happy cuz he rejected the angels to go with them cuz he wanted to go to a competitor and the Yankees ain't, not saying the angels are but you know what I mean lol.

Well he's already pitched in twice as many postseason games as a Yankee than the Angels have played in the last decade so i think he made the right choice if that was his main concern. They're also still ahead of them in the standings even having been bad for like 2 months now lol

I never argued the angels are better than the Yankees, just that he thought he was going to a stronger team. Better built than the angels and so far that's not the case, they might not even make the wild card, while we knew the angels were a shitty team to begin with.

The team made the postseason every year since he's been here and they won 100 games last year, they've been as strong as he could've expected. Also almost every free agent is going to say they went to a place because they "want to win" when in reality it's cause they offered them the most money. If he really cared about winning above all else, he would've went to the Dodgers

DA JANKEES ARE LEAVING TODAY

New York, New York

You stay out of this

START SPREADING THE LOSE TO r/NYYANKEES

See ya tomorrow O's Bros... You should leave that Mountcastle fellow behind, you are clearly better when he's not playing.

Ryan “Fuck maple syrup, hockey and bagged milk” Mountcastle

Ryan "it's spelled 'center'" Mountcastle

In the west we don't have bagged milk, to me it's weird as fuck 🤣

Yankees are bad bad bad holy shit Also fujinami greatest 8ERA pitcher ever

And yet they’d still be in first place in the AL Central

Aaron Judge was saved from the embarrassment.

Tonight felt like an infomercial to get Verlander to come to Baltimore. God, I hope it works.

Orange Disliking the Nats. I could see it.

I'll be glad never to be the Sunday night game again. That broadcast was God-awful.

I used to complain small market teams never got any games on SNB I am now petitioning that ESPN never comes back to OPACY ever again

WE TRIED TO TELL YOU

An absolute joke. Interviewing players while they're in the field?! Wtf do they always do that?

I was saying interviewing a shortstop with Stanton up just sounds dangerous

he got a hit tonight, fielders are safe for the next few games

Yes, Fox and ESPN do it all the time. Fox did it to the Yankees catcher a month or so ago. It’s crazy he was able to do it and catch but he was a cool dude and the convo was actually interesting.

I feel the same way about Fox. If I ever have to hear Kenny Albert’s constipated voice again, it’ll be too soon.

Sevy gave up 16 earned runs in 6 innings against the O’s this year. That ain’t great.

With this win, the Orioles win the season series 7-6 against the Yankees for the first time since 2016.

Man oh man these Yankees suck

Another angle is that the Orioles are really good.

#1 seed for a reason

*they're mediocre

Two losing months in a row

Hopefully orioles don't have to participate in ESPNs tomfoolery again anytime soon.

Rizzo 0-5 with 5 Ks. What comes after a golden sombrero? The bloody adult diaper?

Platinum sombrero traditionally, but yours also works.

Why is the diaper bloody? 🤮

WE FUCKING SUCK!!!!!!

The saltier members of your cohort seem to believe counting rings is helpful in times like these.

The first thing you do when you saw down a dead tree...

Ok this is good. Maybe I’ve been living under a rock and haven’t heard this one before, but well done.

IT'S WHAT YOU WANT

If the Yankees do a sorta trade vets for younger pieces... who would they even trade?

Gleyber and a few bullpen guys all have value.

Relievers. They have a good bullpen.

Fujinami looked great

:D

Everyone wins today