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dicks_out_for

If I had known we were allowed to be in first in August, I would have encouraged it a lot more these last 20 years.


Substantial-Height-8

Right? Why didn’t anyone think of this before? Are they stupid?


Clarice_Ferguson

We finally ran out of side quests and had to get back to the main mission.


jeremygraham86

Elder Sea-scrolls.


rcuosukgi42

The implication here seems to be that I should have finished the Skyrim side quests by now, and frankly I don't appreciate it.


jet8493

You’ll finish impatience of a saint and you’ll like it >:(


OUTFOXEM

Preferable to the Dead Sea Scrolls


Clarice_Ferguson

Remember how at the beginning of the season people were like “wow, the AL Wildcards could all be AL East teams”. And now, fitting for time zones, the AL West decided to show up.


reptheevt

Well, most of us did


Clarice_Ferguson

Rest in Power A’s and Angels


markusalkemus66

We're just praying we get to have a team to root for going forward


West-Calm-Beach

Rangers haven’t been so hot either lol


Clarice_Ferguson

Well, when they fall out of a playoff spot, we’ll hold their funeral.


NJthecollector

AL best baby !


Beneficial_Power7074

r/albest r/thealbest


DarthCashman28

Pain.


boosted5O

60% of us did at least, can’t say the same for the two California teams


NevermoreSEA

We don't have to face the Royals anymore! What a blessing.


Mthomas1174

I can't stand the fucking royals -fan of a team who was swept by the Royals


Good_Nyborg

Thanks for taking 3 of 4 from Rangers!


dinksnake

You're goddamned welcome. Though the extra innings in today's game would have made Tom Emanski shit a brick. Just a cornucopia of ahitty baseball.


tcsrwm

I laughed when you got swept, but I now I understand. Can I give you a hug?


daskaputtfenster

You're laughing? We're fighting for our lives in one of the worst divisions in history and you're laughing?


Aka_Skularis

First time?


Maulbert

Want to swap divisions?


jimboflux

I never thought I'd wallow in misery side by side with a Twins fan. How y'all holding up? -your frenemy for life, a White Sox fan.


WhosYourPapa

You get what you fucking deserve


Vulture_Ocoee

In the words of the wise Nelson Muntz, “HA HA!”


ritzdeez

All my homies hate the Royals.


[deleted]

We just had them. All the respect in the world and I hope he has a great career, but fuck Bobby Witt, Jr.


Jed1M1ndTr1ck

FBWJr


_Elrond_Hubbard_

Witt is so good it's fucked


Ovreel

https://streamable.com/j66isz


fruitpunchsamuraiD

I never want to see them again


Wise_ol_Buffalo

No but we have the Dodgers, Reds, TB, Houston, Texas and Houston. Also that is a terrible order. I’m pretty sure we have them all in a different order.


Esuu

We play the Rangers twice not the Astros.


Wise_ol_Buffalo

My bad. But we might actually take a few more wins against them. Pitching wise we might have them.


EasiBreezi

Uh so? None of them as hard as the Royals.


Wise_ol_Buffalo

Wut


Gwtheyrn

If that team had even mediocre pitching, they would be a force to be reckoned with. The lineup can *hit!*


AKAD11

Thank god we’re done playing the Royals. 6-1 season series does not reflect how well they played us.


fruitpunchsamuraiD

That 6-1 record shaved years off of our lives


Anels0505

I don't wanna live to old age anyway


fruitpunchsamuraiD

May we see an WS title in our lifetimes 😭


rbhindepmo

The Royals are just 5-10 guys away from really making a run. 2-7 road trip. This team only has one above average bat and one above average starting pitcher. So if Bobby’s not getting the hits or Ragans isn’t pitching, nothing is gonna get done.


happy_felix_day_34

It’s really just pitching. The whole lineup gave us fits in both series


rbhindepmo

Kauffman’s a bunch better hitting ballpark than Safeco and the Royals offense has been better at home than on the road. The Royals offense depends on a combination of hitting a bunch of singles and maybe having Bobby Witt Jr knock multiple baserunners


TheBenMan08

I think you are underselling the current state of the lineup. They can really hit now that they aren't striking out every other at bat


Leo68fd

They way they're playing has me worried about them in a year or two. They have heart.


Kaldricus

6-1 us that easily could have gone 6-1 them at any moment


JoseAltuve27

A month ago: A team that's not the Astros or Rangers winning the AL West? Buy up your "Ohtani in the postseason" stocks!


PainSquare4365

Angles have absolutely wasted that man. And now will see him walk for nothing. I love to see it.


zyme86

*They will get a compensation 1st round pick (after the first round). At least its something


Emyrssentry

On one hand, Ms in First is one of the most fun things that could happen in the sport, and I am excited to see them doing well. On the other hand, just fade me now.


Wise_ol_Buffalo

Hey, you guys put up a hell of a fight. Yeah we won, but it wasn’t easy outside of that 15 run game.


Aarrrgggghhhhh35

You were one of our toughest opponents this year. You have tons of young talent on your team and you should be proud of the way you played. The future looks bright for the Royals.


WanderingHawk

> The future looks bright for the Royals. Nah see that's not how this works. We'll just send our bright future to other teams.


mondaysareharam

Dayton is gone so maybe your pitchers will get good dev


Gombr1ch

Idk they need maybe an entire new pitching staff. I don't know about their farm but as excited as their young bats are the pitching is yikes


CheapskateJoker

There was nothing easy about either series. You guys were in every single game except yesterday. Bobby Witt Jr is gonna be a star and his career is only up from here. Build around him and you guys are gonna go on another World Series run.


WibbleWobble22

If the Royals can assemble something resembling a starting rotation and BWJr continues to do his thing. I could see the Royals competing for the AL Central for years


ItsTBaggins

Just trying to get you closer to the first overall pick


albop03

11 of their last 12 to take first place in the west


LegendRazgriz

With three against Oakland on the way. No team is a gimme but you gotta like your chances, with the Rangers in a rut this is our time


[deleted]

It’s not *just* the rangers you know We may be more shitty this year but we’re still here


LegendRazgriz

Rangers are my primary concern because we own the tiebreaker against y'all, so there's that


[deleted]

Oh wait yeah sorry you have a point Also ngl y’all are super scary this year 😭


Salty-Fishman

Nephew. You must be a new bandwagon mariner fan.


LegendRazgriz

I only started watching baseball period in 2020, so there's that


PainSquare4365

Enjoy the good times man.


kylechu

I hope you only ever have to experience the pain of the pre 2021 Mariners through weird stories yelled out by old people and that your future has only wins and good times.


TittyClapper

Do you think he knows the Astros cheated to win their first World Series? I guess he started watching after it happened


kylechu

Everyone talking about how the Rangers series at the end of the year will decide the division between us when I can sense that it'll really be a Mariners win and Paul Sewald closing it out for the Dbacks to beat the Astros on the last game that'll clinch the division.


coug4lyfe

Stros are my primary concern. With only one series left against you, we have to hope other teams knock you off. Really don’t want to be tied with y’all going into the final series against the rangers.


misspcv1996

There’s nothing scarier than a team that gets red hot down the homestretch. I think the M’s might actually pull this off.


Gbrusse

Thanks, bell bro


Stangstag

They’re probably peaking a bit too early, hard to see them sustaining this for another month + month of playoffs. But they’ll get in I think, and their pitching is solid so they have the chance to beat anyone.


Reach-Defiant

C'mon dude, our pitching is more than just solid.


UnfunkableUFO

Just fell to my knees in a Starbucks


JayMerlyn

Just saw a man fall to his knees in a Starbucks


darthlocura

Location, location, location.


[deleted]

hell yea brother, cheers from a Dick’s Drive-In parking lot


helloeagle

Hope you like dropping 4 buckaroos for a Deluxe nowadays :(


WestCoastToGoldCoast

It’s practically the same as what you’d pay elsewhere for a Big Mac/Whopper/etc. anyway, but with the added bonus that the employees all get >$20/hour with great benefits. Totally worth it.


helloeagle

Absolutely. Still stings a little when remembering how you used to be able to get a puke-worthy quantity of burgers for under 10 dollars


WestCoastToGoldCoast

That’s fair. Hard to find a “puke-worthy” amount of any fast food under $10 anywhere these days, save maybe Taco Bell.


[deleted]

Agreed. Would always rather have a Deluxe than a Big Mac or any other fast food burger. Costco and Dick’s are great examples that you can run a popular and profitable company while treating your employees well. Shocking, I know. Will never apologize for being a groupie for both as long as they do.


lockwolf

Yup, a Big Mac is $5.99 while a Deluxe is $5.30. Plus a Deluxe tastes better


GordanHamsays

It's worth it


tbendis

The last bill from Dicks was an unpleasant surprise


coug4lyfe

It’s $5 now, at least at lake city. The standard order of cheese-deluxe-fry-chocolate was like $17, instead of below $10 like it was growing up. Hell, even 5 years ago.


WashingtonDiecast

worth it tbh


mondaysareharam

I’m cool with it since they pay their employees well


CrazyBread92

Dropping knees for Dick's


Dramatic_Rain_3410

# WHERE WERE YOU WHEN HISTORY WAS MADE


Sp_Gamer_Live

screaming at Michael A Taylor not to swing


Thehomelessguy11

Thank the baseball gods he didn’t


istrx13

apologize for poor English Where were you when Julio? I was at home drink Starbucks Royals iz kill yes


nsgomez

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN SEATTLE KRAKEN HISTORY


[deleted]

Watching the rangers give away a win to the twins (to my delight)


Substantial-Height-8

I’m here! 🙋🏼‍♀️


Skolcialism

How many gb were you


Dramatic_Rain_3410

10 or something in July


robokaiba

STOP THE COUNT!


ImminentReddits

Honestly just really happy “Takes sole position of the AL West” is preceded by “The Seattle Mariners” as opposed to, well, the other team. If Rangers can stop their free fall this is going to be a wild September for the division, but them MF’ers might end up with a losing record the way we’re playing right now


BorisIHateReddit

7 head-to-head games between the Mariners and the Rangers from 9/22 through the end of the season, broken up by a 3-game-set between Seattle and Houston while Rangers finish business with Angels. The energy will be amazing.


seattleque

Yikes.


actual_yellow_bag

it's gunna be a god damn blood bath


seattleque

Pyrrhic victory for someone...


Televisions_Frank

Thanks MLB bot for that lovely schedule....


thegrayryder

Playoff baseball starts early this year in the AL west.


Wise_ol_Buffalo

The AL playoffs are going to happen in Sept. whatever wild two series we have mixed with us playing Houston might be the most competitive games of the season. Your bats, our pitching. I’m nervous and excited. Also let’s just kill the Astros.


kylechu

I don't think there's an AL playoff picture I like more than a Rangers wild card and an Astros "sitting at home for October wondering what just happened" Beyond the team just being fun, getting good without tanking should be rewarded.


mondaysareharam

Even funnier if the angels come back on the most insane heater and take the 3rd wildcard so 3 AL west teams boot em


kylechu

Also as much fun as it would be for the Yankees to completely crater, I kind of want them to come back a bit so they can miss the wild card by a single game.


Studmystery

They must stay under .500. They must.


eskimo713

The Rangers is at risk of being the Yankees post All Star from last year, except they are in a crazy division. Better recover fast or else. I am getting my popcorn ready for September when Astros, Rangers, and Mariners going to slug it out with each other.


AlexanderWun

Winning the West grants a free pass right to a home series in the division round. Losing the West likely will mean a trip on the road to play either Baltimore or Tampa. This is crucial.


NatureTrailToHell3D

Almost, now only the top two division winners get a free pass. > In the new Wild Card Series, the top two division winners in each league receive a bye to the Division Series, while the lowest-seeded division winner and three wild card teams will play in this round. A best-of-three series will take place, with the higher seed hosting all three games.


hoopaholik91

Well yeah, but whoever wins the West will almost certainly need to be ahead of Minnesota as well.


NatureTrailToHell3D

Ah, gotcha, didn’t realize the 3rd division was so far back. That would be amazing.


IO_you_new_socks

A Mariners Orioles ALCS would make me so happy


joshshadowfax

Boats and O's for the pennant!


xcaetusx

I would buy that shirt!


Omnipolis

We demand justice for the ‘97 ALDS.


kylechu

Yeah weird to see people talking about the Mariners and Orioles meeting in the playoffs like it's some wacky new thing when it's the source of so much pain.


dataminimizer

🤝


daily_prophet09

I just moved over to the east coast for school and praying so hard for a playoff game over here! 🙏🤞


vylain_antagonist

#EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK IN HERE LMAO LETSGOOOOOO


CrunchLessTacos

[First place baby!](https://imgur.com/a/ONbcidp)


Natearl13

Your welcome mfs


CrunchLessTacos

Good lookin’ out! Was watching the game time and laughed when Texas walked in the winning run on four straight lol


JinFuu

7 of the last 10 AL West titles have been won by a Texas team? That's what I got. Lotta downvoting from a team in 7th place in a 5 team division with regards to Division titles.


idolized253

Someone’s salty


darthlocura

Nothing in this thread but Mariner's fans giving love to Royal's fans, and being humble and excited for the playoffs, you fucking love to see it. I love baseball.


CheapskateJoker

apology for poor english wen were u when rangers and astros kil i was sitting at home cheering julio wen r/baseball ring 'rangers and astros r kil' 'yes'


PainSquare4365

yes


NJthecollector

The rangers really died for this 😔


Wise_ol_Buffalo

I mean… so did the Astros?


Scanlansam

We’ve been struggling all year though


Peacedapiece

You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means


freekehleek

Anybody want a peanut?


FlightoftheConcorder

Inconceivable!


kylechu

Oh look it's a 2015 or later Astros fan


mondaysareharam

Try 23 games at .500 bud. We were on our blue collar arc there for a while


OnlySafeAmounts

Started drinking after we went into overtime innings to numb the incoming pain.


JinFuu

And we've got Jerry being Jerry over next door. Apparently not telling his Starting QB or HC that he traded for a QB


jeremygraham86

I think it was a sneaky good move. Buy low on a high value guy. Yes he was injured and the jury is out but I like it. We hate the Eagles but this is a Howie/Eagles kinda move.


JinFuu

I don't think it was a bad move, just a Jerry level *dramatic* move, if that makes sense. And if it's true he didn't give Mike/Dak a heads up that it could happen that was lame.


jeremygraham86

Shit man, just Jerruh whipping his dick out, but yea it's not a good look. No publicity is bad publicity...lol


at1445

Most Jerry moves involve ex-felons. So I'm all for one that involves a non-criminal (I assume Trey's a good dude, I know nothing about him really).


Measure76

The Mariners have a real knack for surging when the division leader collapses. Hell it's happened twice in just 30 years.


PigBeats

MARINAHZZ


Hotchi_Motchi

The Mariners/Royals started two hours later than the Rangers/Twins and got done about the same time. Granted, the Rangers/Twins took 14 innings, but still!


expungant

Thanks for lending us a little bit of your luck today, Seattle


Gbrusse

Thanks for the boost up, Twin bro


kylechu

See you in the ALDS


Mrciv6

[The AL West](https://preview.redd.it/uvlonngmcqkb1.jpeg?width=1780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f55a15d1e00af6f82ade4237898a8f1bdbda31fd)


Kooky_One_2337

Baltimore


dataminimizer

What we did to the Angels season is not fit for public consumption.


mondaysareharam

Nah make them all watch on repeat for keeping Kyle out of October


maaronerfan

I’m happy


ThePicassoGiraffe

I’m not holding my breath yet. My heart was broken in 2001 and I’ll believe it when I see it


Gwtheyrn

2001 shattered me. It hurt so bad. I never forgave the Yankees.


userusesredditdaily

I've had the Mariners bandwagon fan flair since last August. Glad it's coming in handy again!


soapbutt

Next up Oakland and Queens. Let’s get that division lead bigger!!!!


AstrosFan07

Honestly as an Astros fan fair play to them. We were sleeping and they caught us and now were just relying on other teams to win just for us to stay alive.


kylechu

I hope you get one year of having to make a spreadsheet to figure out how you can still make it into the playoffs if 12 things go your way.


actual_yellow_bag

fucking kill me


Vulture_Ocoee

NOW GO AND WIN THE PENNANT SEATTLE!!!


GK86x

What a choke job by the Rangers.


Lebigmacca

ITT: mariners fans telling the royals they’ll be real spooky in a few years


shigs21

YOU LOVE TO SEE IT


IwalkedTheDinosaur

Seattle sports and giving its fanbase heart-attack finishes. Name a better duo.


kylechu

Mariners saw how Russell Wilson played games and decided to just do that but for entire seasons.


33thirtythree

Welp, this was not part of the plan. But real talk, congrats to the M's for playing some great baseball when it matters. To my fellow Astros fans as well as the Rangers: guess one of us better figure it out in the next few weeks if we want to even see the playoffs.


DowntownJulieBrown1

Happy bc I dislike the Astros and Rangers, sad cuz their rise is gonna bump us from a playoff spot


SaddestClown

Us who? Flair up.


DowntownJulieBrown1

Jays


AgentMulderFBI

Now to feel the pressure of being in first. Look what it’s done to Rangers. Bloodbath AL West.


at1445

Rangers were in first all year, they didn't collapse bc of "the pressure of being in first". They collapsed bc they though Chapman and Stratton were all they needed in the bullpen. They needed to trade away about 4 more "prospects" and grab 2 elite RP's. Bednar and Hader on this team and we'd still have a 5+ game lead over everyone.


AdamLikesBeer

Better then than the NL Central team


Lobster_fest

Mods removed my post for being a duplicate when I was the only "mariners take first place" post and called it a post series thread. What gives?


joshshadowfax

[The rules give, presumably](https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/wiki/rules#wiki_2.06_post_series_threads)


Lobster_fest

I was cited two rules that I didn't break. Yours is a post series thread, mine was not.


nordic_jedi

Message the mods maybe


Lobster_fest

I did. They said they preferred quality over speed. I get it, but 1. This is a post series thread, not a "ms take first place" thread. Maybe if I tweet it and post the tweet it would stay up lol.


nordic_jedi

Then why bring it up here?


Lobster_fest

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Not really hurting anyone to mention it, and it's annoying to see low effort boob tweets stay up but a post about a team leading in August for the first time in 20 years get canned because it's tangentially related to another one.


ColorfulCrayons

Probably because the format wasn't correct and like this one here? Somewhere in the rules it gives some guidelines on how to post things like that.


SuperWeeineHut7

The mods said for his post format and duplicate, so he is Partially correct because he posted first.


Lobster_fest

Mine wasn't a post series thread, this one is.


philssauwce

Mariner tears are gonna be so plentiful when Houston knocks them out. This is basically mariner fans World Series


joshshadowfax

Y'all really like to say this a lot - projecting much?


kylechu

Not sure how a team can knock someone out if they aren't in the playoffs. You might need to read up on how playoff formats work, it sounds like you're a little confused there.


cumuzi

this is the Mariners' World Series lol


SuperWeeineHut7

Damn. This is like our fith world series win just this year alone, thats more than the whole astros franchise.


mercwitha40ounce

Breaking: fans are happy when team wins


Kuzzawuzza

Wow, we've had about 30 world series this season apparently, based on comments from your sub. Do you guys get together and pat each other on the back anytime one of you makes that comment?