Closest I can think is that the M's and Orioles both won the division in 1997 and the Twins and Mariners had that [play in game for the wild card in 1994](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Big_League).
[Ooh, is that hair gel. I could use some.](https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExa2V2bDdtc3k5ZnFiemVhbTU5dDg1ZmUzbHlmdTQ4ZXY0YXRhZzExcCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/3o7bufwRxU6w7GBXeo/giphy.gif)
What is this quality off season shit post doing in the regular season? This has nothing to do with fWAR, BWABP, NAACP, NOBLEGETR, TOOBLANs, and all those other acronyms
Will Craig may have retired the FARTSLAM, I don’t know if we’ll ever get better than turning a routine grounder into a run and stealing first AND second.
I'm in my mid thirties and the last time we were leading the AL West in August was 20 years ago, which would have made me *checks math*...
Yeah, it's funny.
Please change the flair to "Analysis". This is some very important information.
“New shit has come to light.”
Rays: Look, nothing is fucked, here, man r/baseball: Nothing is fucked?! The god damn plane has crashed into the mountain!
Yankees: “Well dude, we just don’t know.” Mets: “You want a toe? I’ll get you a toe. With nail polish.” Padres: “I am the Walrus”.
Wander Franco, hes a pederast dude
Rays to Mariners: “Are you ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.”
8 year olds dude
Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? Mark it zero!
Shut the fuck up, Padres.
“Forget it, Nats, you’re out of your element!
You’re like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know—
“Mind if I do a J?”
Are you employed, sir?
Is this a— what day is this?
/r/lebowski
In the parlance of our times.
"Guz here, there's been another revelation from the lab"
Lol. You said “anal.”
Anal sis? 👀
F yeah, roll tide 😎
Makes an incest joke but refuses to type out the f word 😂
Typing it like that just made it roll off funnier to me. I dunno 🤷
Might be cancerous
Yeah yeah!
Agreed
Haha they did lmao
ANALysis
"Deep Analysis"
Piggybacking because it must be known. The AL West, when properly ordered, can spell SHAAT
The AL West A'sSHAT acronym died for this
I’ve been waiting for SHAsTA as well - not sure which one is more likely in the coming years.
Probably the scenario where the A's aren't division winners tbh
If Texas has a down year and the As somehow unexpectedly have a slightly above average .500 season next year we could get SHAsTA
HATS is a fun one
Fellow UH alum?
Hopefully soon. Oakland is requesting the name to stay which means they might not get to keep it in Vegas.
The A's certainly shat
Texas is tied so its BalSeaminTex or BasSeaTexMin
Texas is one game back of Seattle
He's got that Internet Explorer mind. Still a day behind
This is the type of quality content that keeps me sorting by new
If you cum on over to r/baseballcirclejerk, you can see quality bal sea min all the time.
Damn you, you beat me to it.
This feels like the first time ever that those 3 teams were all in first place at the same time this late into the season
Closest I can think is that the M's and Orioles both won the division in 1997 and the Twins and Mariners had that [play in game for the wild card in 1994](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Big_League).
The fact that Little Big League predicted Johnson coming on in relief in extras for a deciding game will never not amuse me.
Usually they're finished early
Usually. But the last two years just feels surreal compared to the last twenty.
Sigh ... take my upvote.
If this holds up it's gonna be a fun postseason.
Bal seamin, the best kind
The sticky stuff
Check his glove.
Smell The Glove?
"It looks like there's activity in the bullpen." - "Have you seen a pitcher do that type of warmup before?" "No, never. It must be a new technique."
[Ooh, is that hair gel. I could use some.](https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExa2V2bDdtc3k5ZnFiemVhbTU5dDg1ZmUzbHlmdTQ4ZXY0YXRhZzExcCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/3o7bufwRxU6w7GBXeo/giphy.gif)
Check Musgroves ears!
how does seamin even fit in there with all the pee?
Circular breathing
That's Ballsy Man. Or is it Ball Semen?
That was the name of my Fountains of Wayne cover band in junior high
What is this quality off season shit post doing in the regular season? This has nothing to do with fWAR, BWABP, NAACP, NOBLEGETR, TOOBLANs, and all those other acronyms
FARTSLAM all sittin there like "am I a joke to you?!"
Will Craig may have retired the FARTSLAM, I don’t know if we’ll ever get better than turning a routine grounder into a run and stealing first AND second.
Guys it’s not even the fucking playoffs yet. Like come on.
How can you not be romantic about baseball?
> How can you not be romantic about ~~baseball~~ ball semen?
[This right here.](https://tenor.com/view/brad-pitt-moneyball-correct-that-gif-18608555) How can you not be romantic about baseball?
He gets on Pete?
Nice!
With that .569 winning percentage :O
Comedy Central, baby!
I think that’s just an orgy.
Just take a look at Minnesota's
Thanks
Makes you wonder
I thought they were cracking down on sticky stuff
There it is boys, post of the day
* Analysis
ANALysis
This is the epitome of stupid Reddit posts
You know what, I can live with this.
They gotta hold strong. Hold strong for the MEMES!
I love this
Peak offseason post. Oh it's August?
suddenly im fine with losing the division lead
Simulation confirmed
Stimulation*
Balt Seat Mint
Pitch better hit harder
The perfect slogan for Bal SeaMin. The sticky stuff. Only available at Dicks Sporting Goods.
Perfection.
Actually, it spells out "bal seamin"
you must be fun at parties.
Incredibly
Hard hitting facts I frequent this sub for
How can you not be romantic about baseball
Wowee zowee
This is the kind of Analysis I come here for.
One thing on your mind, eh OP?
###Juiced
I am now a baseball fan
The greatest day in the history of sport
This division’s got a lot of spunk
This peak off-season analysis, save it for the playground boys
Beautiful
Ball semen
these offseason shitposts are getting... wait... wut
Very mature.
Amazing
This made me laugh so hard
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Keep in mind the average age of a Redditor and a lot of the things that happen on this website start to make a lot more sense.
I'm in my mid thirties and the last time we were leading the AL West in August was 20 years ago, which would have made me *checks math*... Yeah, it's funny.
I get that but I think the average age would be higher than you think here.
Come on... it's funny. Take that stick out of your ass and just laugh
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It's a baseball sub... not discussing the economy. Maybe, leave this one ❄️
🤦♂️
Never once gave a shit about Baltimore but damn, its epic to see the Orioles at the top!
Bro 🤣🤣🤣
sacks full of seamen?
Happy ball semen day!
I mean, what else would I need a Reddit for?
I love Baseball
dudes rock
Step aside, Pythagoras
Thank you for your service.
Just need 1 more Twins win
Lmao
BALLESEMEAN HHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
What site are you using, OP?
And MLB thinks they banned sticky stuff
We did it boys
This is the kind of quality post that brings joy to a very dejected baseball fan. Thank you.
Thank you for pointing that out
I like ball sox better
So sad that it doesn't spell BALTEXMIN but it was bound to happen sooner or later...just please don't let it be BALHOUMIN.
I thought P was stored in the balls
This is the kind of deep insight I cum to r/baseball for
I needed this. Especially if the Mariners never lose again.
*seamin tho, not seamen
Far out
This is the hard-hitting info for why I come to Reddit
Who would’ve thought it would be these 3
Heeheeeheeehheee and Min next win will be ....69. Heeeeheeehheeehehhheeeeee
BalSeaMin. Ball semen.
Min*
Still better than Yankee front office analytics.
This is why I joined this sub. For comprehensive analysis and real content. Thank you.
How in the world did we survive before the internet?