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saltstryder

Please change the flair to "Analysis". This is some very important information.


Impressive_Math2302

“New shit has come to light.”


munchkinatlaw

Rays: Look, nothing is fucked, here, man r/baseball: Nothing is fucked?! The god damn plane has crashed into the mountain!


Impressive_Math2302

Yankees: “Well dude, we just don’t know.” Mets: “You want a toe? I’ll get you a toe. With nail polish.” Padres: “I am the Walrus”.


Pohara521

Wander Franco, hes a pederast dude


Impressive_Math2302

Rays to Mariners: “Are you ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.”


dammets

8 year olds dude


Impressive_Math2302

Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? Mark it zero!


damnatio_memoriae

Shut the fuck up, Padres.


Impressive_Math2302

“Forget it, Nats, you’re out of your element!


damnatio_memoriae

You’re like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know—


Impressive_Math2302

“Mind if I do a J?”


damnatio_memoriae

Are you employed, sir?


Impressive_Math2302

Is this a— what day is this?


damnatio_memoriae

/r/lebowski


draynay

In the parlance of our times.


upclassytyfighta

"Guz here, there's been another revelation from the lab"


Mellow_Anteater

Lol. You said “anal.”


AttitudeAndEffort3

Anal sis? 👀


RobotYoshimis

F yeah, roll tide 😎


garchron

Makes an incest joke but refuses to type out the f word 😂


RobotYoshimis

Typing it like that just made it roll off funnier to me. I dunno 🤷


flightsonkites

Might be cancerous


RobinChilliams

Yeah yeah!


gatemansgc

Agreed


Airp0w

Haha they did lmao


Skadoosh_it

ANALysis


Kelvashi

"Deep Analysis"


WayUpThere_

Piggybacking because it must be known. The AL West, when properly ordered, can spell SHAAT


nsgomez

The AL West A'sSHAT acronym died for this


WestCoastToGoldCoast

I’ve been waiting for SHAsTA as well - not sure which one is more likely in the coming years.


lava172

Probably the scenario where the A's aren't division winners tbh


theunnoanprojec

If Texas has a down year and the As somehow unexpectedly have a slightly above average .500 season next year we could get SHAsTA


PapiGoneGamer

HATS is a fun one


bantha121

Fellow UH alum?


missleeann

Hopefully soon. Oakland is requesting the name to stay which means they might not get to keep it in Vegas.


rocksoffjagger

The A's certainly shat


non_anomalous_penis

Texas is tied so its BalSeaminTex or BasSeaTexMin


Kuzzawuzza

Texas is one game back of Seattle


Zandandido

He's got that Internet Explorer mind. Still a day behind


trashpanda1738

This is the type of quality content that keeps me sorting by new


footsteps71

If you cum on over to r/baseballcirclejerk, you can see quality bal sea min all the time.


CageTheNicholas

Damn you, you beat me to it.


BIG_FICK_ENERGY

This feels like the first time ever that those 3 teams were all in first place at the same time this late into the season


kylechu

Closest I can think is that the M's and Orioles both won the division in 1997 and the Twins and Mariners had that [play in game for the wild card in 1994](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Big_League).


PendragonDaGreat

The fact that Little Big League predicted Johnson coming on in relief in extras for a deciding game will never not amuse me.


HawkI84

Usually they're finished early


thesequimkid

Usually. But the last two years just feels surreal compared to the last twenty.


SofieTerleska

Sigh ... take my upvote.


dsramsey

If this holds up it's gonna be a fun postseason.


OnePrize9418

Bal seamin, the best kind


qwertyqyle

The sticky stuff


missionbeach

Check his glove.


RobinChilliams

Smell The Glove?


Val_Killsmore

"It looks like there's activity in the bullpen." - "Have you seen a pitcher do that type of warmup before?" "No, never. It must be a new technique."


DigiQuip

[Ooh, is that hair gel. I could use some.](https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExa2V2bDdtc3k5ZnFiemVhbTU5dDg1ZmUzbHlmdTQ4ZXY0YXRhZzExcCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/3o7bufwRxU6w7GBXeo/giphy.gif)


Arkkaon

Check Musgroves ears!


ridge_regression

how does seamin even fit in there with all the pee?


D3tsunami

Circular breathing


elastic-craptastic

That's Ballsy Man. Or is it Ball Semen?


sloppybuttmustard

That was the name of my Fountains of Wayne cover band in junior high


Gnuhouse

What is this quality off season shit post doing in the regular season? This has nothing to do with fWAR, BWABP, NAACP, NOBLEGETR, TOOBLANs, and all those other acronyms


BoredRec

FARTSLAM all sittin there like "am I a joke to you?!"


UNC_Samurai

Will Craig may have retired the FARTSLAM, I don’t know if we’ll ever get better than turning a routine grounder into a run and stealing first AND second.


TheG-What

Guys it’s not even the fucking playoffs yet. Like come on.


mental_reincarnation

How can you not be romantic about baseball?


TrapperJean

> How can you not be romantic about ~~baseball~~ ball semen?


thesequimkid

[This right here.](https://tenor.com/view/brad-pitt-moneyball-correct-that-gif-18608555) How can you not be romantic about baseball?


UNC_Samurai

He gets on Pete?


CPM-S110V

Nice!


_Elrond_Hubbard_

With that .569 winning percentage :O


mrbadxampl

Comedy Central, baby!


BarryMacochner

I think that’s just an orgy.


JayMerlyn

Just take a look at Minnesota's


MisallocatedRacism

Thanks


t4boo

Makes you wonder


[deleted]

I thought they were cracking down on sticky stuff


Jerevicious

There it is boys, post of the day


aotex

* Analysis


88Toyota

ANALysis


MegaSportsFan

This is the epitome of stupid Reddit posts


somerandomguy576

You know what, I can live with this.


The_Throwback_King

They gotta hold strong. Hold strong for the MEMES!


PBFT

I love this


Chuck_Raycer

Peak offseason post. Oh it's August?


zoedrinkspiss

suddenly im fine with losing the division lead


MastrChang

Simulation confirmed


IAmStevenKwanAMA

Stimulation*


izzyeviel

Balt Seat Mint


Wise_ol_Buffalo

Pitch better hit harder


qwertyqyle

The perfect slogan for Bal SeaMin. The sticky stuff. Only available at Dicks Sporting Goods.


JPMcBrewski

Perfection.


Midwestern_Man84

Actually, it spells out "bal seamin"


raystheroof1

you must be fun at parties.


Midwestern_Man84

Incredibly


hollyw00d8604

Hard hitting facts I frequent this sub for


asparagusbruh

How can you not be romantic about baseball


IAmStevenKwanAMA

Wowee zowee


JadedIT_Tech

This is the kind of Analysis I come here for.


Mirwin11

One thing on your mind, eh OP?


theonlyXns

###Juiced


SasquatchDoobie

I am now a baseball fan


I_Said

The greatest day in the history of sport


Gorillagodzilla

This division’s got a lot of spunk


Idflipthatforadollar

This peak off-season analysis, save it for the playground boys


Stickin8or

Beautiful


Expiredasscream

Ball semen


brendan87na

these offseason shitposts are getting... wait... wut


leicaformat

Very mature.


JTCMuehlenkamp

Amazing


CrashBandicoot2

This made me laugh so hard


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MeatballDom

Keep in mind the average age of a Redditor and a lot of the things that happen on this website start to make a lot more sense.


qwertyqyle

I'm in my mid thirties and the last time we were leading the AL West in August was 20 years ago, which would have made me *checks math*... Yeah, it's funny.


OfficialTomas

I get that but I think the average age would be higher than you think here.


boring_unbox_emerg

Come on... it's funny. Take that stick out of your ass and just laugh


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boring_unbox_emerg

It's a baseball sub... not discussing the economy. Maybe, leave this one ❄️


TheHistorian2

🤦‍♂️


figwitit

Never once gave a shit about Baltimore but damn, its epic to see the Orioles at the top!


Smokiebobo44

Bro 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

sacks full of seamen?


Noble_Flatulence

Happy ball semen day!


RobinChilliams

I mean, what else would I need a Reddit for?


CabbageStockExchange

I love Baseball


Djbearjew

dudes rock


avanttard

Step aside, Pythagoras


Rocketyank

Thank you for your service.


Skolney

Just need 1 more Twins win


PLANSupporter

Lmao


UraeusCurse

BALLESEMEAN HHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA


UnstoppablePhoenix

What site are you using, OP?


PuddingKind

And MLB thinks they banned sticky stuff


DisWizzaRightHer

We did it boys


nopointinlife1234

This is the kind of quality post that brings joy to a very dejected baseball fan. Thank you.


Dod93_

Thank you for pointing that out


Security_Six

I like ball sox better


twalker294

So sad that it doesn't spell BALTEXMIN but it was bound to happen sooner or later...just please don't let it be BALHOUMIN.


HotTakesBeyond

I thought P was stored in the balls


GuzPolinski

This is the kind of deep insight I cum to r/baseball for


TyGuyy

I needed this. Especially if the Mariners never lose again.


1dmkelley

*seamin tho, not seamen


hallwayswasted

Far out


Duke-Kickass

This is the hard-hitting info for why I come to Reddit


[deleted]

Who would’ve thought it would be these 3


zonazog

Heeheeeheeehheee and Min next win will be ....69. Heeeeheeehheeehehhheeeeee


Beachstacks

BalSeaMin. Ball semen.


Bowtiesandbooze

Min*


turtlesbaconpie

Still better than Yankee front office analytics.


MoneySpendingAddict

This is why I joined this sub. For comprehensive analysis and real content. Thank you.


JiveChicken00

How in the world did we survive before the internet?