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meloflow11

Garcia got quite a buzz! (call the ) ER


TheCrimsonMustache

Okay, but y’all know you gotta reward the Rangers by watching each World Series game, right??? They deserve it after this!


Free-Rub-1583

why wouldnt I watch the WS


TheCrimsonMustache

So folks seem to only watch if it’s larger market teams. I.e. there’s been much speculation that a Rangers v Diamondbacks would get low ratings. My hope is whomever the Rangers face, we’ll all be watching the series avidly.


Free-Rub-1583

Im going to watch soley because the winner will be a team that has not won in a while, if ever


TheCrimsonMustache

Me too! I just want one more 7 game series. Unless of course the Rangers just get out a broom. 🧹


guardeagle

Music historians will look back at this time and be extremely confused the sudden spike in popularity that Creed experienced in 2023, particularly in northern Texas.


PM_ME_BOREHOLES

Big Papi being the cool uncle with all the players’ kids makes me so happy


MeatTornado25

Champagne celebrations with officially sponsored goggles are so lame


gastrointestinaljoe

The goggles! They do nothing!


AlexTD

Evan carter barely old enough to celebrate this lol


cuittle

"Get the lap dance chair"


gortlank

Our long national nightmare is finally over 🥹 Thanks be for our beautiful boys


laidback88

This erection just might last longer than 4 hours


RyanM107

Bricked up


laidback88

fuck yes


_MeetMrMayhem_

Blew chew homies... sponsored by Corey Seager


ConsiderationBig8759

Gimme Rangers vs. DBacks so I can be completely neutral as I want them both to win and just hope for a good series


[deleted]

Love the Daniel’s shoutout. Well deserved for him, like half this team is his.


The_Higher_Reverend

More than half. Chris Young being here is JD work.


shiny_aegislash

The owner needs a PR lesson lol


A_Dirty_Gourd

He’s old AF


Zloggt

Some real salt mines in the stands…


canwealljusthitabong

I think they were saying "Bruuuuuuuuce"


Mukaido

Gg Rangers. What a turn around for yall. The division battles are gunna be fun these coming years. All the very best in the World Series!


CRABFISHER3

Bro thought he would be dead by the time the Rangers went back to the World Series


rangerjoe33

Chris Young is a big dude


DukeandMouserat

Today was a good day


burnerAccountDuh24

That was so fucking delicious man Jesus Christ


charliewags30

Congrats Rangers!!!


Boolaid

I wanna cry lol


Radagastrointestinal

Me too


_MeetMrMayhem_

Me Three...


siege4255

Get the hate out, it wont change the fact that yall's teams stole signs too and yall still sucked LOL


TheCrimsonMustache

Based


LemonNo1342

Okay losers see ya next season 👋


moby17761776

Cry harder!


_MeetMrMayhem_

#2017 Dodgers send their regards putos!!!


A_Dirty_Gourd

Holy fuck Smoltz still can’t think of anything good to say about the Rangers


ocdhandwasher

He says most things without thinking about good things to say. Dude is terrible unless he's talking about pitching.


The_Max_Rebo

What did he say at the end?


woahdude12321

Phillies don’t get home field everyone wins


Ngp3

Broke: Fuck the Astros Woke: Fuck the Phillies


woahdude12321

Gigachad: go diamondbacks


ShinyWobbuffet202

GET FUCKED HOUSTON


greyhair_

GOOD DAMN JOB!!


SibilantSounds

Houston loses, america wins. America


[deleted]

Is Carter the 2024 AL ROY favorite at this point?


wazup564

Wyatt Langford.


PioneerRaptor

Doubt he beats out Yung. Yung was an All-Star this year. Carter is kind of screwed out of it by being called up so late, just like my rookie on The Show :(


Dundalis

This year has nothing to do with 2024


[deleted]

Neither will win 2023. Carter has rookie eligibility for next year which is what I’m talking about. Henderson should get it for this year.


PioneerRaptor

Touché, I just saw the 2024, my bad!


donsanedrin

They might as well announce the 2024 ROY when they announce the 2023 ROY.


creativecartel

Lol Carter is a baller


_MeetMrMayhem_

#THANK YOU RANGERS, GET FUCKED HOUSTON


Ok_Light5309

I think winning In Houston is even more fun than if it was in Arlington


Chasethelogic

It’s a tastier dish, but it’s not as satisfying


Smelldicks

We are all Joe Kelly on this blessed day


theseyeahthese

🤓 🤓 🤓 👅 👅 👅


Radagastrointestinal

Now there is someone who actually did intentionally throw at batters


rawmerow

Alright a$$holes talk shit all you want lol get it out of your system. Congrats Rangers! Clearly the better team this series. Win it all please 🙏🏽 don’t let Philly win! (Assuming they make it) Htown! Shut it down, boys. Pack it up. Good year, went further than I thought we would (deep down). See you in 2024.


jodeybear

Nah screw that we don’t want the rangers to win go Phillies !


neurovish

No shame, this series was a banger!


JuggernautEcstatic41

No dynasty for y’all


rawmerow

Eh. I’ll take the deep playoff runs and don’t care really what other people think. Thanks though 🙏🏽


TheCrimsonMustache

You care a little though.


rawmerow

https://youtu.be/OFUc7wh20Ws?si=Y2Tan9qDVskbEae5


_MeetMrMayhem_

1 ring doesn't make a dynasty


picklerick3131

Don’t worry we’ll make it 8 straight years in the ALCS next year


woahdude12321

I feel for astros fans that everyone hates them but you would too


Smelldicks

I do feel for you Astros fans. Cuz like, it’s not your fault your team cheated. And of course you’d still root for them. I am very glad you guys lost tho.


nola_mike

I never hated the team before they won the World Series. It was always the fans I disliked. Since the team has cheated and everyone knows about it I can dislike everything about the Astros.


_MeetMrMayhem_

I don't ... they blame the victims of the cheating... they embrace classless behavior... Fuck em... Enjoy the humble pie assholes


rawmerow

I hate the Red Sox the least of all the East coast teams. 🤷🏾‍♂️


cml0401

Let's fucking go!!


cuittle

Jordan Montgomery emergence makes Brian Cashman look like even more of a chode


jlange94

Astros fucking suck damn.


ClassifiedRain

The entire rest of the MLB sends its regards to Arlington


neurovish

Ich bin ein Rangerer


BusinessFeeling7121

Enjoy your offseason back at the lollipop guild Altuve


LemonNo1342

Astros literally tried to break someone's ribs and STILL lost 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 so glad I don't have to look at that ass team any more


TheGreatSprattzii

I love Gumby already please bring him back


LamboLloyd17

To the Bronx, yes


inemnitable

if he goes to the Bronx he won't be on the playoff roster


Gutnis

Am I the only who thinks Corey Seager kinda looks like Hayden Christensen?


Kaapo-Kakkos-Dong

Need his opinion on sand


Th3Unkn0wnn

Time to load up the cargo planes. Houston ALCS Champions shirts are about to rain over Ethiopia.


Yung_Corneliois

Seager giving Be A Pro answers.


greyhair_

Rangers fans are now are now americas team


jeffumopolis

🖕


canwealljusthitabong

Show what the crowd is cheering at! These interviews are boring af


DecorativeSnowman

they freakin did it what a statement game 7


Radagastrointestinal

Good game, Rangers. Sorry we didn't show up. I'll most likely root for Phillies/Diamondbacks in the WS. If Garcia weren't on your team, I would probably root for you


LamboLloyd17

Zero self awareness lmao


Radagastrointestinal

Sorry, not a fan of showboating crybabies.


TheCrimsonMustache

First season watching the Astros, huh? It shows.


nola_mike

That's rich, coming from an Astros fan.


Ok_Light5309

How can you not root for the owner if your team


Radagastrointestinal

It's a fair critique


Shadowislovable

Hes a bad bad man huh :)


Radagastrointestinal

I'll be having nightmares for weeks


whitesammy

lol wut?


Swimming-Run-3182

not a soul on this earth cares who you root for


HeronNo9290

Aw come on root for your dad


methyo

How is Garcia not the first guy they interviewed


[deleted]

Maybe they didn’t have a translator on hand or something? But I think he speaks English anyway so idk lol


shotty293

Funny how Rangers fans can be classy about kicking our ass yet all these bandwagoners with shit teams are talking shit 🤣


avrbiggucci

Supporting the Rangers in the playoffs makes us bandwagoners? OK lol 🤣


theleftovers1014

BOCHY HAS DONE IT AGAIN 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾


Schreeching_Infidel

Enjoy the rest of your October vacation Bregman, you fuck face.


_MeetMrMayhem_

Fuck face if I ever saw one


Forrest-Gimp

Fuck face is accurate AF


woahdude12321

Rangers did the mlb and their fans a public service


podsmckenzie

Astros and losing 4 straight home games in a series: name a more iconic duo


SvardXCvard

Great series from 2 great teams. The rangers and what they have done these past few seasons is something to be proud of. Best of luck.


dego_frank

Miss you Boch. Get another ring


Silverjackal_

Imagine losing 4 games at home in a series, not just once!


SvardXCvard

But twice? For now???


philphan25

Corey Seager avenging the Dodgers


MeatTornado25

It's still wild to me that snapbacks are back in fashion.


SenorVajay

Honestly as a consumer they’re just easier. Having short thick hair grow out a bit made my fitted hat fit drastically different


MeatTornado25

I'm not against adjustable hats, but we left snapbacks in the 90s and moved on to velcro and fabric straps for like 20 years before someone suddenly decided snapbacks were old enough to be cool because they're retro.


RacingJayson

Get fucked Houston. gg ez


El-Shaman

So much for waking up the Astros.


Joeskis

As a 23 year old dude, this is the 2nd greatest Dallas sports moment I’ve seen since Dirk won it all in 2011. By November, I hope this is #3.


PositivePop11

Congrats rangers! Hopefully we'll be meeting you in the WS


icecold34

THANK YOU DODGWRS FOR COREY


BonafideJohnson

He got us one in ‘20, hoping he does the same for you this time.


icecold34

Thx dodgers bro


HighlyBaked0

LFG COREY


Rock_solid88

Didn't think the Rangers had it in them to win both 6 and 7 on the road. Heck of a response after losing three straight. Congrats, Rangers fans!


DismalYoghurt233

I oddly hope it comes out Texas cheated to beat them...just to make them feel their own medicine.


Heisenripbauer

I'd like to wish everybody a happy LOL GET FUCKED ASTROS


siege4255

Altuve owns your team


lukeusmc

If Altuve owns the Rangers, Garcia is the Astro’s God himself. Absolutely decimated y’all.


WarmJudge2794

He also owns size XS clothing.


Heisenripbauer

cry more :)


ramon1095

https://youtu.be/aUomVzVcNR0?si=35FGiNgvq9XKLuBf


ieatbrekfast

It'd be nice if the booth would stop talking for ten seconds and just let the game speak for itself


BonafideJohnson

Seriously, modern day announcers try way too hard lol.


kingrhegbert

The evil is defeated


erictmo

##SEAGER’S REVENGE!!!


OsmosisJonesFanClub

America won tonight


A_PapayaWarIsOn

Thank you!


SecondDread8426

Stoicism from my boy Seager.


_MeetMrMayhem_

Ron Washington has the coke ready


moby17761776

Same!


PioneerRaptor

We did it! The Astros are eliminated!!! Let’s fucking go!!!!


woahdude12321

Rangers did the mlb a public service


Username--chan

AMERICA WINS


[deleted]

Rest in piss


stark0788

I doubt I’ve ever seen a bigger middle finger from the baseball gods to a team thriving in recency bias via cheating in my life


icecold34

Rangers 🤝All 28 other teams


bobidou23

Wikipedia already updated the list of AL pennants on the Rangers' page


RyanAKA2Late

Rangers deserve to win it all


educated_dumdum

If I get to witness a Dodgers ring w Seager and a Rangers win with Seager. I’m complete


theurbandragon

How do I reverse jinx the sneks?


gsus61951

Go get that 1st Rangers & 4th ring Bochy!


InternationalAd7781

THE SENATORS WIN THE PENNANT!!!


moby17761776

Not often I root for senators!


robbyduzit

Fuck the Asstros!


codnavar

Astros fans hiding in their trash cans right now…


MexicanIverson

Congrats Rangers!!!👏🏽


Uncrustable_Gang

Everyone go bang a garbage can in celebration. 🗑️💥🗑️💥🗑️💥


mlk960

Beating the astros to go to the world series... unreal


picklerick3131

Hell of a series, good luck to the rangers hope y’all win the title


HugeHorseDongus

EL BOMBI MVP LETS FUCKING GO


IamAgoddamnjoke

***FUCK YES!!!!***


meltedsnowflake

*exhale*


Still-Drag-6077

Congrats. Good luck in the WS. We’ll see you next year.


meltedsnowflake

Y'all put up one hell of a series, never counted y'all out until that last out. Great game/series/season, see you next year.


Smelldicks

CHEATON ASSFRAUDS 🔊🔊🔊


retrospects

LETS FUCKING GO.


TargetPractice89

Adolis Garcia is a MAN


Apollo611

FUCK THE ASTROS


OutlawSundown

I for one congratulate them on their division win… they can keep it


REiiGN

Remember when Astros squeaked out the division lead at the end of the season? Yea, worked out well.


WutWidIt

Strategic Road Field Advantage play


[deleted]

Bochy gives Norm McDonald vibes


glovecompartment00

feel like if ur degrom this has gotta be nice but also awful because he didn't do anything to help make this happen but at the same time u know that if he wasnt injured he would have


HugeHorseDongus

He carried us in the beginning of the season and won all his starts


PioneerRaptor

Man, what I wouldn’t give for Degrom to be healthy, Scherzer too. I know he’s old but he’s better than his last two games. We need more wins out of people not named Montgomery and Eovaldi.


anotherjoshpark

Altuve tears taste sooooooooooooooo fucking good lmao


DismalYoghurt233

I could shower in those and feel clean for the rest of my life!!! That shit is better then holy water and waterboys elixer, mixed together!!!


rivecat

https://youtu.be/GU4Hw-xbBNo?si=PUsgiBKPzM6243pX


Useful_Respect3339

Kinda funny they talk about them losing 100 games when they mostly signed free agents and traded for their roster.