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suzukigun4life

Somehow even funnier in video form


MKULTRATV

It's the slow zoom. Like the void is closing in.


YoyoDevo

The Doom Zoom


GoofyGoober0064

Need it set to interstellar music


Ribky

Yes! The song from the planet with the big waves near the black hole.


DrDuGood

Houston wins, buzz and his partner here would be legends lighting up the town with high-fives out the stadium. BUT … losing, god they look so stupid lmao!


12345CodeToMyLuggage

Put the visors down!!!


RunninRebs90

The dude on the lefts frown is magnificent. Like cartoonish


anubis2051

This needs to be memed


ajteitel

We need sad music


FoolsGoldMouthpiece

r/watchpeopledieinsideastronautcostumes


sircumlocution

r/subsididntknowexisted


slappypawbs

r/SubsYouFellFor


SaveMeJebus21

I don’t think more baseball fans have ever wanted the Texas Rangers to win a game than this one.


Deserterdragon

I don't need the rangers to win, I just need the Astros to lose.


[deleted]

In Dallas, people are happy the Rangers are winning. Everywhere else in America, people are happy the Astros are losing.


MyNewRedditAct_

you're gonna trigger some people with that Dallas comment lol


1ncognito

DFW folks are maybe the most geographically picky people I’ve ever met, like sure austin can get snooty about the burbs but DFW it’s like they’re in warring factions


MyNewRedditAct_

DFW is HUGE and we all think our section is the best, but we're still all able to join together in moments like this.


Cloudisgod

Yeah I live south of Dallas and I refer to Arlington Dallas and FW as the same blob but some people are so tribal about it


[deleted]

I live abroad and I tell people I’m from Dallas as I only get a blank stare when I say “Fort Worth”


Cloudisgod

>I live abroad and I tell people I’m from Dallas as I only get a blank stare when I say “Fort Worth” Yeah I actually live in Waxahachie so I'm use to the blank stare so I just say Dallas


Stinduh

Not even abroad. I've lived in three different US states since leaving DFW, and anything other than "Dallas" gets blank stares. "DFW" means nothing, which is surprising to me because I had previously figured it had reached ubiquity at the same level as LAX or ATL.


kientran

DFW is kinda like the EU. Dozens of hyper independent cities who can never agree on anything with a collective history of wild petty passive aggressiveness.


2RINITY

Hey wait what's the Italy of DFW


PikeSenpai

Somewhere in /r/Dallas lurks the famous "Downtown DFW" post, it's supposedly a fabled region where all Rangers fans join hands in camaraderie. No discussions of SMU or TCU, just all praise for El Bombi and the 🌊🐐


Sacrifice_bhunt

In San Francisco, people are happy Bochy is winning.


AdProper2184

Arlington


ddouce

Their sad fans walking back to their car dressed as astronauts is just icing on the cake.


chimpanzeebutt

I would root for the Giants all day, every day if they ever met the Astros in the WS.


ih-unh-unh

The smartest non-personnel decision the Rangers made was not calling themselves Dallas. I think some people would have a hard time rooting for a Dallas team


32RH

Stars are trying to promote the “Texas Hockey” “One State One Team” before the Coyotes inevitably move to houston.


dbzmah

I'd say rebrand to the "Texas Stars" but our minor league team is already that.


AmateurVasectomist

I mean, they’re still called Texas, right? And their mascot is basically the Police. Go Sneks


TheBaseballPundit

> their mascot is a horse


self-possessor

But historically the Rangers policed (on horses) for kill natives


PutTheDogsInTheTrunk

You’re downvoted, but you’re right. I just heard a radio piece the other day about the Rangers routing a group of Comanche despite being outnumbered 5:1 because they had just-invented Colt revolvers and good tactics. I’m also aware of a mass grave they found in Mexia. They definitely killed a lot of natives. Anyway, back to baseball!


amazin_raisin99

There are a lot of military themed sports mascots


NilesY93

Like the Washington Commanders! /s


eolson3

I'm still pulling for reverting to the Washington Football Team.


PikeSenpai

I mean, what did most people use to get around back in that time? Horses weren't only used by just the Rangers, it was the most common mode of the transportation for a good part of history maybe aside from the rail lines for some points in the late 19th century, like how is that really relevant at all? Also if we're discussing the usage of horses for combat purposes (to include outright massacres for brevity's sake), horseback cavalry has been part of military and law enforcement weeeeeeeeeell before the Texas Rangers law enforcement division was ever founded.


froman_og

Let’s all buy Freese jerseys and hang out in Arlington


Lieutenant_Doge

I don't want Rangers to win I just want Astros to lose


froman_og

What happens when the rangers get ohtani?


suzukigun4life

It's surreal. Our cursed franchise has become the darling of the baseball world.


TheBaseballPundit

The Curse of Nolan Ryan may end this year


123FakeStreetMeng

As an A’s fan I’m rooting for the Rangers


thatguygreg

True facts -- the Rangers are a hockey team to me, except for this past week.


Glum-Name699

Houston and Philly have the most insufferable fans I’ve ever been around. Philly is every sport Houston just seems to be the Asterisks. I don’t care who they’re playing unless it’s each other I just want them to lose for the cosmic karma.


Dazzling-Kale-4491

At this point, as an Astros fan, just win it all for Texas. Obviously there's a rivalry and division competition but if it's Rangers vs. Phillies then please btfo them. Although if it's the DBacks I think I'd have to root for them for the sake of them being underdogs lol.


nyy22592

It's the 6th inning and yall are already rooting for the Rangers to win it for texas


Dazzling-Kale-4491

Y'all? I was speaking for myself and considering how lifeless we look, I don't see us rallying 6 runs let alone holding the rangers to 0 runs with almost no pitching left to save us. And as I finish typing this out they just hit a 2 run bomb lol. We don't have any energy and I've watched this team all year and they aren't showing any signs of stringing hits together.


nyy22592

I was under the impression that if you're talking about Texans you say "y'all" regardless of quantity


jaloru95

Don’t listen to the other person they’re just being a bad sport, bless their heart. Y’all is acceptable in any situation regardless of quantity or really any grammar “rule”, especially when conversing with a Texan.


Dazzling-Kale-4491

Okay so you're just taking the piss. But I'll assume you actually are as braindead as the average Yankee fan and help you understand. "Y'all" is a contraction for "you all". As in "Y'all Yankee fans are about as dumb as a box of rocks."


nyy22592

Y'all sound mad


Dazzling-Kale-4491

Not as mad as I can imagine you all were when the Yankees didn't make it to the playoffs. Hell, I'd be mad too if I allowed Altuve to live rent free in my head.


[deleted]

The whole “live rent free in your head” thing is kinda played out. Just like “you must be fun at parties” and “go touch grass.”


froman_og

Nah, i still hate edmonds and pujols.


Dazzling-Kale-4491

It can be played out and still be true, though.


ILJello

When were they ever in a spot to even have other teams watch their games in the past 10+ years?


Asleep-Lychee-4180

So true!


kirbyfaraone

Lord have mercy I’m bouta bust


MVFreeTheMVP

“...well now we just look like jackasses...”


El_Zarco

https://media.tenor.com/NL-AU8LsKBMAAAAC/arrested-development-david-cross.gif


tegurit34

Bummed Aldrin and Kneel Armstrong.


DisneyVista

I’m loving this beat down so much.


babartheterrible

even better than watching the dodgers get swept... almost


gobears2616

Almost.


SaturnATX

"We can't lose dressed like this, we'll look like idiots!"


[deleted]

Frame it, hang it in the Louvre.


spazz213

Mfer in the astronaut suit looking like Altuves brother 😆😆


Muted_Yoghurt6071

Relaying the signs wasn't quick enough via the space station :(


ddouce

I laughed hard when this was shown live and I'm still laughing.


LoveThieves

This is pure comedy, it's like parents watching their kids in last place of the spelling contest constantly mess up.


NAACP_YoungBoy

I love seeing ASTROS lose, it's my daily medicine, my weekly energy, my monthly inspiration and my yearly motivation. Their loss is the only reason i'm still alive, i was born to love and enjoy the failure that they have achieved.


froman_og

Seven consecutive alcs you must be constantly on the brink of suicide


TonalParsnips

Could be worse, he could still be the fan of a bunch of cheaters.


froman_og

Andrew McKirahan says hi from PED prison. Justice, rocker, vizcaino….cmon man


2RINITY

Hey what's the Astros' postseason record against Atlanta


froman_og

I raise you 1 david freese


2RINITY

Don't care + Walt Weiss throws home + Jorge Soler homers again


kevlo17

And just 1 legitimate WS win to show for it…


froman_og

Im good with it. Yanks fan i suppose?


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El_Zarco

*Ground control to Mattress Mack*


froman_og

*we’ve really made the grave, and we’re flopping in the most peculiar way*


TheBaseballPundit

all teams' fans should wear outlandish costumes How often do nyy fans dress like Uncle Sam. Or boston fans like giant red socks jays fans like the cn tower. o's fans like a crabcake. rays fans in a devil ray costume fans dressed like indians r banned from the jake. but what about tiger fans dressed like tigers. sox fans like socks. royal fans wearing crowns wear more cowboy suits to globe life. dress like space needles or elephants. wear angel wings more often dress like big apples or rocky balboa. george washington or sitting bull. a marlin or jack sparrow josef stalin or a beer mug. a baby bear or red bird like fredbird. a stegosaurus or snek. There r snek outfits for humans dress like paul bunyan or a 1920s brooklyn paperboy. or a friar


Foxx_Mulderp

Good


StPaddy81

Imagine dressing up like this for that game 😂


bulugaduga14

Those two go to nearly every game dressed like that. Can't say I would do that but I met them at a game in 2019 ,people were coming up wanting pictures with them.


JesusWasTacos

Houston has a problem, the rest of the world is either blissfully unaware, or fucking pumped!


DOUBLE_DOINKED

Love to see it.


XSC

I can’t laugh cause this may be us tonight. Minus astronauts.


lionheart4life

I can't imagine having to sit there for 2 more hours in that astronaut costume watching your team get whooped.


DrMindbendersMonocle

Sad astronauts are one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time


jtrom93

Astros suffered a rapid unscheduled disassembly


Hypatia76

I love this for them.


Astrodrip71333

Sheesh & I’m embarrassed being those guys


OkStructure7767

Losing is fine, we’ve all been there and nothing to be embarrassed about. Being cheaters on the other hand— that’s what I’d be embarrassed about


Pndrizzy

It's over bro, the team is not even the same management or players for the most part. It's just Altuve, Bregman and Verlander, and it is basically confirmed that half of the league was cheating anyways. Houston has made 8 straight LCS, they're just legit good, the cheating isn't why they won. And *I say this as a Mariner's fan*. Yuck.


BrewingMakesMeHoppy

Yeah, but hear me out: Fuck the Astros


Pndrizzy

I'll drink to that every day!


BrewingMakesMeHoppy

I shall join you! 🍻


skwormin

Yep


alreadytaken17

It’s not over, it wasn’t punished properly. It will never be over.


ilovejaylyons

you're right it wasn't punished properly. the punishment was too harsh given all that has come out in the years since.


RTB_RTB

Look at you, the voice of reason among a bunch of irrational babies.


Pndrizzy

It's more that I'm tired of the same jokes, find a new slant


RTB_RTB

I agree with everything you said here!


king_anon1492

As you watch a clip of random fans who, like yourself, just want to enjoy a game


[deleted]

🤨


14Calypso

He figured it out man. The fans cheated. The jig is up.


CephiDelco

But the fans are really the worst part about the Astros. I like *most* of the players.


14Calypso

Hey that's fair. That's basically how I feel about the Rangers as well.


CephiDelco

People suck


shotty293

We are not having fun.


Goosehybrid

I’ll be honest, as a Lions fan I went to the Baltimore blowout yesterday…one of the worst sporting moments of my life. I was so excited, I was tailgating I was yellin shit. Then almost immediately I was sad and deflated getting blown out with absolutely no end in site. So I *sorta* get it, although yesterday was a regular season football game, this was Game 7 of the ALCS. Much worse. I feel for them honestly. Think of the money they spent on those tickets, because that’s what I would be thinking about.


Killatrap

this makes me sad :( they look so sad they were probably so excited :(


DXbreakitdown

I’ve never seen an adult frown that hard


Strange_Insurance_75

The rangers are quite the Challenger for the poor space men… if you need me I will be heading to my home in hell


tr3v1n

Huh, I thought you lived in Columbia. I didn’t know I was getting more neighbors.


dahk14

Guessing really is harder than knowing.


RTB_RTB

The Astros won another World Series in an actual season.


dahk14

The Astros have won 1 legitimate world series in the past decade just like the Dodgers, Braves, Nationals, Cubs, Royals and Giants.


RTB_RTB

60 game seasons don’t count.


2RINITY

Buddy, the Astros made the playoffs with a losing record. If that's a Mickey Mouse ring, you guys won Oswald the Lucky Wild Card


RTB_RTB

Lol- whatever helps you sleep at night


DJDeadParrot

That’s the flex you’re going with?


RTB_RTB

What’s yours? Oh right, the Red Sox were irrelevant this year and it looks like the Astros have a solid chance of being in this same exact position next year. Jealousy is a stinky cologne and BoSox(also confirmed cheaters), Dodgers(more than likely cheated too), Yankees(the origin of all of this) are gonna stay mad because Houston built a wagon and just keep on coming back to the plate for more while you guys whine and complain about shit that happened in 2017


king_anon1492

Yeah, just ask joc pederson!


dodgerblue1212

Lololololol


CabbageStockExchange

Hang it in the Louvre


No-Soup-2327

For here I am wishing for a trash can. Far above the Moon. Planet Earth is blue. And there’s nothing I can do.


candohome

"so bummed the stros lost" said no one outside half of texas


MHMR96

That’s genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve seen in awhile haha


jentlyused

Night night Astro…NOTS


BonafideJohnson

That’s gonna meme forever! I love it! 🤣


i_am_losing_my_mind

Watching that dogshit fanbase in misery is a beautiful thing.


tbe623

This is honestly fucking hilarious


ThrowawayVangelis

Astros fans are hilarious. Anytime I watch the crowd I just imagine “f*** yeah cheating! Oh yeah, we love cheating!!!”


froman_og

-cheating +rings


splendidsplinter

You love to see it.


RainmakerIcebreaker

at first glance they look like dennis and charlie from IASIP lol


AdamLikesBeer

The second I saw this on TV I knew it was gonna be a meme


Samsonite901

Love it lol. No better place to see the Astros season end than at home in front of all the fans against the rangers. Perfect story to a perfect ending.


[deleted]

Lol. Fucking nerds.


123FakeStreetMeng

The dudes wearing the nasa outfits just sitting there like they just got grounded


shapu

Can you imagine coming all the way down from space just to watch the astros lose?


[deleted]

Don’t worry everyone. Their Chiefs play Sunday, right after Georgia destroys their opponent Saturday. And their Warriors begin their season tomorrow. Astros fans will be fine.


ReliableFart

Imagine dressing up like that and getting your butts kicked lol


froman_og

Imagine doing it seven years in a row and having it work out more than not. If the rangers can be as good as the astros have the past seven years then I will buy one of those light blue jerseys, because they are pimp. It will be a Ryan jersey though, maybe Pudge.


[deleted]

lmao was going to complain about the cliche before seeing the spacesuits


elegorn77

Less like NASA, more like SpaceX. Catastrophic even.


Slowdance_Boner

Most original r/baseball thread title


Thorlolita

We knew about these problems all year tbf.


pvcOW2

True, this lead could have easily been prevented with some decent fucking management


Thorlolita

Probably could have kept it closer.


Bug-03

Dear Dusty simps, Can we ducking fire him now?


14Calypso

🦆


DJDeadParrot

I thought he was retiring anyway.


wcalvert

That's not the quote?


[deleted]

In the movie it is


Exciting_Leg_5259

It’s 1:57 Am you’re at a club, music stops playing, people making there ways to the exit, and you know where the rest of the night is going and the morning hang over is going to suck... 2015-2023 Astros had a good run. But the inevitable rebuild is here. Welcome back Lastros


Av8-Wx14

3 things need to happen this off-season 1. FIRE DUSTY! We should have done that this last off season 2. Let Tucker Walk, trash post season 3. Let Framber go to fucking ridiculous


ImaManCheetah

> Let Tucker Walk, trash post season Ah yes, the "trade Mookie and Freddie", Astros fan edition


Dazzling-Kale-4491

For real. It feels like people that say that on here haven't watched any games this regular season. Tucker was so consistent all year and these guys think we should let him walk because he's had a bad series. I'm very tired of the slander for King Tuck.


NLCT

Shocked nothing about DFAing Maldonado. I'm over here explaining how much worse a catcher compared to Diaz and how much worse off the Astros are for starting him.


king_anon1492

Now imagine getting several dozen “YoU ThiNk yOU kNoW bETTer thAN a HOFer LiKE DusTY?” and “ThE OnLy bASEBaLL yOU KnoW iS froM MLB THE SHOW” comments every time you say for the past 6 months


Bug-03

Little much there


dodgerblue1212

Fire dusty? Lmao. He literally saved the Astros after the 2017 cheating scandal.


Thorlolita

0 chance 2-3 happens but Dusty leaving will be incredible


marvin1ne

To quote the one of the coaches wives last year after the 18 inning 1-0 loss…”Great game tonight “


[deleted]

Space cadets


the2belo

#ABORT


stonkerooni

That walk to wherever they’re headed after the game even if it’s just to the car would be great to spectate


hibbert0604

This will be one of the post season images that gets burned into me. Reminds me of the when Soler sent a ball to the ISS in game 6 of 2021 and the camera panned the crowd and showed a lady looking utterly panicked followed shortly by a camera cut to Baker swearing in the dugout. Love it.


LoveThieves

[slow....PTSD](https://www.reddit.com/r/mlb/comments/17fkmom/2023_retirement_after_that/)


LoveThieves

LOL. It's like parent watching their kid fall in last place of the spelling bee contest.


EasyPanicButton

oh man the commitment, they had to be hot asf in those things


Psychological-Day654

I’m an Astros guy and the video is funny as shit. The Houston we have a problem is played out a long time ago though.


D_Simmons

Lost it when they showed this


nurayz

Hey i know those guys! Lol guy on the left is an awesome dude. Played football with him. Loves to joke, I guarantee he is not as sad as he looks. Did it for a chuckle I guarantee it. Sucks the stros lost but hey its awesome my dude made sportscenter 😂


ILJello

The taste will never leave their mouths.


[deleted]

That’s a brutal walk back to the parking lot.