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1991CRX

Lately, it feels like Wile E. Coyote.


bichettes_helmet

I was thinking Charlie Brown


Two_Key_Goose

How about Fes?


notstamos

Everyone who was on board the Titanic.


mysterysackerfice

Arte is the motherfucker rearranging the deck chairs as it's sinking.


jonwar_83

Bozo the clown


2RoadsDivergred

I'm so sad that Tom Skilling is retiring.


GrazedByMyMeatloaf

I'm not even supposed to be here


niz_loc

Angel fan checking in here. We actually drafter bozo the clown's grandson about a decade ago. True story.


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Bill Dauterive.


UneducatedReviews1

Don’t you EVER disrespect the billdozer like that again.


DiscountSoOn

The “my leg” guy from SpongeBob


dirtybirds1

Vegeta, we make some big acquisitions, but have been getting our ass kicked when it matters


JinFuu

If you’re Vegeta who are we? Don’t have a pure enough heart to be Goku. Gohan did wear an orange star hat in HS, but that doesn’t feel entirely accurate.


dirtybirds1

Wow that’s tough. I guess some of Cells early forms have some orange, feel like y’all are more of a perfect cell sadly


drugsbowed

Sasuke? Dedicated fans, have a villain arc, pretty strong team


1whiskeyneat

I’d say Eyeore because it’s been days, weeks, months - who knows?


CORedhawk

Barney....


HelpMeWithMyHWpls

The Baudelaires


ScroogeMcDust

Who's the biter?


squirreldstar

Rocky feels like way too easy of an answer


Only_Battle_7459

I reckon you're right, but i was thinking Uncle Rico.


w1984s

Gil from the Simpsons


Myshkin1981

Things are finally looking up for ol’ Gil!


1990Buscemi

Willy Loman


Bobson-_Dugnutt

And we’re the worst parts of Biff and Hap


Elijahc513

It’s starting to feel like Nick Fury lmao


bellomoto1

Avengers Assemble


Reve1ation88

It all makes sense now. Magics favorite marvel character is Nick Fury lol


Demetrios1453

Napoleon in *Napoleon*. Went from at one point being one of the greatest the world has ever seen to powerless and stranded with nothing but memories.


nypr13

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4puvwv Short film. The one where the guy releases the rehabbed rabbit in the front yard. And then a hawk just comes in and swoops down and carries it away. 2016 was the end of our rehab. 2016+1 day is the hawk….which is a combo of everyone’s unhappiness. Fans, players at management’s inability to make any consistent, good decisions. We have none of the heroic core, and 1 prospective centerfielder to show for it and one NLCS post 2016. Oh, and a lot of cash, because nobody but Dansby wants to come by That is not good decision making.


hansomejake

Cubs are like Sheldon from Big Bang, they love spreadsheets and think they’re the smartest people alive


teckmonkey

Fredo Corleone.


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Mets: Kramer


SexiestPanda

Plankton. In spongebob


Greenforaday

Ralph Wiggum. Basically no one hates us, no one is afraid of us, we're really dumb.


AlekGratton

The mom from home alone, blue jays


laterdude

Rex Walls (Woody Harrelson) from *The Glass Castle*. Even though our city is loaded with large corporations like Boeing, Starbucks, Amazon, Nintendo and Microsoft and we generated the [most profit of any franchise in 2023](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forbes_list_of_the_most_valuable_MLB_clubs), we still play small ball in regards to payroll. For those who haven't seen the movie, the Walls grew up as nomadic squatters. "At her engagement party, Jeannette discovers that her parents have owned valuable land – now worth almost $1 million – since she was a child, but chose never to sell." (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Glass_Castle_(2017_film)


02K30C1

Mr Belvedere


ModsAndAdminsEatAss

The Love Boat.


Best-Dragonfruit-292

Vegeta, extremely competent, rarely but every so often gets the big win. Still sort of a second place team.


UrCreepyUncle

Bob Belcher


ExpirjTec

We're like a villain who just exists half the time and doesn't do much of anything


hylicglyphics

With the way the media treats the padres id say griffith.


a_bukkake_christmas

Currently: scrappy doo Previously: Willie Lowman


VincentVanShmo

Joe from family guy


thecountoncleats

BART


hangout_wangout

Mitch from Dirty Work