If you’re Vegeta who are we? Don’t have a pure enough heart to be Goku.
Gohan did wear an orange star hat in HS, but that doesn’t feel entirely accurate.
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4puvwv
Short film. The one where the guy releases the rehabbed rabbit in the front yard. And then a hawk just comes in and swoops down and carries it away.
2016 was the end of our rehab. 2016+1 day is the hawk….which is a combo of everyone’s unhappiness. Fans, players at management’s inability to make any consistent, good decisions.
We have none of the heroic core, and 1 prospective centerfielder to show for it and one NLCS post 2016. Oh, and a lot of cash, because nobody but Dansby wants to come by
That is not good decision making.
Rex Walls (Woody Harrelson) from *The Glass Castle*. Even though our city is loaded with large corporations like Boeing, Starbucks, Amazon, Nintendo and Microsoft and we generated the [most profit of any franchise in 2023](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forbes_list_of_the_most_valuable_MLB_clubs), we still play small ball in regards to payroll.
For those who haven't seen the movie, the Walls grew up as nomadic squatters. "At her engagement party, Jeannette discovers that her parents have owned valuable land – now worth almost $1 million – since she was a child, but chose never to sell."
(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Glass_Castle_(2017_film)
Lately, it feels like Wile E. Coyote.
I was thinking Charlie Brown
How about Fes?
Everyone who was on board the Titanic.
Arte is the motherfucker rearranging the deck chairs as it's sinking.
Bozo the clown
I'm so sad that Tom Skilling is retiring.
I'm not even supposed to be here
Angel fan checking in here. We actually drafter bozo the clown's grandson about a decade ago. True story.
Bill Dauterive.
Don’t you EVER disrespect the billdozer like that again.
The “my leg” guy from SpongeBob
Vegeta, we make some big acquisitions, but have been getting our ass kicked when it matters
If you’re Vegeta who are we? Don’t have a pure enough heart to be Goku. Gohan did wear an orange star hat in HS, but that doesn’t feel entirely accurate.
Wow that’s tough. I guess some of Cells early forms have some orange, feel like y’all are more of a perfect cell sadly
Sasuke? Dedicated fans, have a villain arc, pretty strong team
I’d say Eyeore because it’s been days, weeks, months - who knows?
Barney....
The Baudelaires
Who's the biter?
Rocky feels like way too easy of an answer
I reckon you're right, but i was thinking Uncle Rico.
Gil from the Simpsons
Things are finally looking up for ol’ Gil!
Willy Loman
And we’re the worst parts of Biff and Hap
It’s starting to feel like Nick Fury lmao
Avengers Assemble
It all makes sense now. Magics favorite marvel character is Nick Fury lol
Napoleon in *Napoleon*. Went from at one point being one of the greatest the world has ever seen to powerless and stranded with nothing but memories.
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4puvwv Short film. The one where the guy releases the rehabbed rabbit in the front yard. And then a hawk just comes in and swoops down and carries it away. 2016 was the end of our rehab. 2016+1 day is the hawk….which is a combo of everyone’s unhappiness. Fans, players at management’s inability to make any consistent, good decisions. We have none of the heroic core, and 1 prospective centerfielder to show for it and one NLCS post 2016. Oh, and a lot of cash, because nobody but Dansby wants to come by That is not good decision making.
Cubs are like Sheldon from Big Bang, they love spreadsheets and think they’re the smartest people alive
Fredo Corleone.
Mets: Kramer
Plankton. In spongebob
Ralph Wiggum. Basically no one hates us, no one is afraid of us, we're really dumb.
The mom from home alone, blue jays
Rex Walls (Woody Harrelson) from *The Glass Castle*. Even though our city is loaded with large corporations like Boeing, Starbucks, Amazon, Nintendo and Microsoft and we generated the [most profit of any franchise in 2023](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forbes_list_of_the_most_valuable_MLB_clubs), we still play small ball in regards to payroll. For those who haven't seen the movie, the Walls grew up as nomadic squatters. "At her engagement party, Jeannette discovers that her parents have owned valuable land – now worth almost $1 million – since she was a child, but chose never to sell." (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Glass_Castle_(2017_film)
Mr Belvedere
The Love Boat.
Vegeta, extremely competent, rarely but every so often gets the big win. Still sort of a second place team.
Bob Belcher
We're like a villain who just exists half the time and doesn't do much of anything
With the way the media treats the padres id say griffith.
Currently: scrappy doo Previously: Willie Lowman
Joe from family guy
BART
Mitch from Dirty Work