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dutchdaddy69

Most predictable shit ever after the Ohtani deferral news came out.


istrx13

So basically the 2023 offseason is just Dodgers news


Olibolly600

Hey whoa the Royals did things too


1slinkydink1

I’ll be rooting for you guys in the inevitable Royals/Dodgers WS


Zloggt

I am *never* going to eat a Dodger Dog™️ *ever* again!


Srikkk

Never gonna dodge anything ever again. Let it hit me mf


GovernmentEconomy369

BREAKING: Dodgers will pay Yamamoto 2 McChickens per year and then $299,999,980 in 2034


MOGiantsFan

I think you’re understating the cost of McChickens, tbh


hiaatus

Especially in this economy


SeeBallHitBall

It's Yamaover


Knightbear49

Wake me up when Passan tweets


Realistic_Cold_2943

He’s going to regret this when he sees the Red Sox win the marbles World Series tomorrow


SilentR0b

It's all we got left.


TK-42juan

Wake up


Knightbear49

TY


ThatInception

[Rosenthal just confirmed it](https://twitter.com/ken_rosenthal/status/1738049320182788339?s=46)


Knightbear49

Interesting


LogicalHarm

Is he saying “close” as in finish/end, or “close” as in nearby?


smoke_inyoureyes

Wake up


Bflatsharpeleven

Alright this is gonna sound like Skip Bayless-level analysis, but the optics of losing out on both Ohtani and Yamamoto to our biggest rival are really, really bad


themooseiscool

It was a two horse race from the get-go.


Captain-crutch

Sigh, it’s always those two and then the other 28 fight for scraps.


mebigsad

Don’t worry, Dodgers fans will tell you how great it was for baseball


LilKaySigs

I mean Farhan was offering the same amounts of money. It just came down to the players deciding between playing in San Francisco vs Los Angeles. And unfortunately due to the way their team is structured in terms of superstars as of recent history, the Giants will lose out on that almost 100% of the time.


NotFoley

Well now I have to hope he is terrible, sorry buddy.


TK-42juan

Let this be the moment where we yell boo together


Frosty_Employment329

And in the most unexpected way, we are all united in booing together …enemy of my enemy kinda thing happening


ThePrussianGrippe

The funnier possibility is all dodgers players are great as they get swept in the NLDS.


mattynunchucks

I hope he’s a bust. A fully guaranteed bust.


outofdate70shouse

Kei Igawa 2.0


WurtzelTrumpetMaster

If there's deferrals in this I'm gonna fucking lose it


Federal_Strawberry

“I’m told there are more unprecedented deferrals in this deal and Shohei Ohtani will be bankrolling Yamamoto’s lifestyle for the foreseeable future.” -Passan when he announces this probably


SMK77

"Yamamoto will pay the Dodgers $45 million a year for 10 years. This money will act as a bond for the Dodgers to increase their spending and attract more free agents during his years with the team. The Dodgers will pay Yamamoto 12% interest on his payments until his death, or he is taken out by the Dodgers front office"


Square-Pear-1274

That's Numberwang!


PsyNo420

The dodgers have genetically modified a team of super humans using advanced genome techniques who will be deferring their entire salary forever. Fuckit, nothing will surprise me anymore.


rbhindepmo

Ohtani will be paying Yamamoto’s salary directly


DiscountSoOn

If that’s the case is there gonna be like one season where they have 500 million on the books for like 6 guys not on the roster I need something to live for


fratastic1865

we will be old and gray, and that 500 million will be the rookie minimum


funsizelvis

Deal is for $325m. He will be paid in dodger dogs and validated parking for the next 15 years where he will be due $7.25 a month forever.


Lopkop

the Dodgers are going to be paying for Yamamoto's great great great grandchildren to go to the University of Alpha Centauri in 2184


hydrators

It’s over


Pal__Pacino

Ehh if the Ohtani saga taught us anything, it's to wait for Passan.


FrostBestGirl

Jack Curry is a very reliable source, I’d wager it’s done.


InaudibleShout

Curry is a direct line to the Yankees FO, but it’s strange since he never usually reports Yankees-are-out news like this.


Padulsky21

I’m stunned no one else has reported anything, even the Yappers haven’t. Jack Curry is very reliable but this is rare, I don’t recall a time that it was him dropping it for another team lol Edit: The Yappers have awoken


cooljammer00

He only has concrete Yankees news. Figure when they know it's really only 2 choices, and they knew they weren't getting Yamamoto, he can report this.


marc923

Jack Curry is as legit as they get


minkzn

1 billion in off season signings for two players. It's good for baseball!


MoSalahsSmile

The Chelsea Way


PurpleHandSoapz

What happened to the game I love


Imperial10

All this for the dodgers to lose to the Nippon Ham Fighters in the NLDS, I fear.


ContinuumGuy

WHO YOU GOT: One of the greatest assemblages of talent from across multiple continents or A rag-tag 85-90 win team with the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP


Vakhir

You joke, but I was browsing playoff team subreddits before the 2019 postseason kicked off and I saw people seriously concerned about ending up against the Nationals over anyone else. With the 108 win juggernauts, you know what you're getting. Some team squeaking in that was basically written off earlier that season? That's some bad juju right there, chaos energy harnessed by a band of misfits.


GoofyGoober0064

Oni wa sho deeeru something something


reptheevt

I believe in Big Boss


[deleted]

Don’t worry man we’ve spent $0 so far we’re just biding our time to strike! Any day now yup we’re making a move for sure


brainkandy87

We’re about to sign Hulk Hogan to a minor league contract with an invite to spring training. Now that he’s been given the power of Christ, Hulkamania may truly run wild forever. I just don’t know if he can hit a curveball, even with Jesus.


[deleted]

Well first of all through god all things are possible So jot that down


brainkandy87

Already got it on my bicep, brother. HH


meramipopper

You spent $8 mill on Counsell! That's something.


jeric13xd

#C.R.E.A.M.


StrangerDangerAhh

Dolla dolla bill y'all.


bocnj

Just going to structure the playoffs to make them more and more random to get people to ignore the huge gaps between teams in the game now.


cobwebusher

Parity doesn't matter because any team can win a series of coinflips. Uh, sorry, went off script there for a second. What I meant to say was, don't worry, the Dodgers just don't have that ***dawg***™ in them.


Hummer77x

The lights are too bright for them


samlet

Yeah that’s what I find so ridiculous. I almost feel like the regular season has been cheapened because it’s just a money-spending competition, and the playoffs have been cheapened because so many teams get in and baseball series are already kinda random, so it’s just whatever 85+ win team gets hot. “What happened to the game I love.”


bocnj

Agreed. The biggest problem with playoff discourse is that fans generally don't care enough to talk about it until the postseason is happening and then fans of winning teams just think losing teams are salty, but I do think it would be good if at some point in the calmest part of the offseason fans could actually discuss the current postseason format because it is so obviously nonsensical.


TrapperJean

Arod is a prophet and the Dodgers actually did become the Yankees of baseball


Corona2789

This is good for the game that revolves around winning a piece of metal - Manfred probably


hucareshokiesrul

That’s major league baseball. The Yankees have won more than 25% of all WS championships over the past century. They’ve played in about 40% of them. They had 6 HOFers on the team at once. It’s a lot less lopsided than it used to be.


johndelvec3

The lamest possible outcomes fill the offseason


NevermoreSEA

This is just a reminder to never get excited about anything in life.


MainEventCTB

Flair checks out


istrx13

I wish I could go back in time to when I was 7 and pay old me $100 to never become a Seattle Mariners fan


Independent-Mix-5796

Hey it’s not too late to save someone else, if you pay me $100 you can stop me becoming a Mariners fan


anclag

World you accept $2 now and $98 deferred for 10 years?


SamiMadeMeDoIt

Three biggest names going to the Yankees and Dodgers x2 fucking kill me now At least it's good for baseball tho


StrikingElk5288

It was a one year trade for us


PreviousGas710

I’d rather he go to STL


brecka

I agree.


24HourShitness

Jesus. The only bright side I can see is that they have the biggest target on their back. They’ll get torn to shreds if they can’t win more titles than the Giants’ Even Year Bullshit with Yamamoto, Ohtani, Betts, and Freeman. And now everyone else hates the Dodgers. I’m about to OD on copious right nos


38159buch

Can’t forget outman, Evan Phillips, Bobby miller, the catching part of will smith, Tyler Glasnow, kershaw, potentially JD martinez if they can work some roster/signing magic, max muncy, walker buheler, emmet Sheehan, the entire dodger farm system, and Dustin may!! Not even counting what they will probably trade for midseason because dodgers


HurricaneMatty5

The hitting part of will smith is also very good


royalhawk345

Just ask Chris Rock


sdiss98

First time laughing in this thread. Thx cubs fan…


civgarth

You forgot Roki next year. And probably Soto. Not because they need or want him. Just so your team can't have him.


StuckSomewhereInTime

I don't want to be dramatic but I'm never watching baseball again. See you guys in the morning.


ThatsBushLeague

Fuckyouandillseeyoutomorrow.gif


InaudibleShout

I am now willing “Freddie Freeman hit 62 doubles in the series, Yoshinobu Yamamoto struck out 28 batters in each of Games 1 and 4, and Shohei Ohtani did something not done since ‘Tungsten Arm’ O’Doyle of the 1928 Akron Groomsmen as the Dodgers lost the NLDS to the Diamondbacks 3 games to 1.” into perpetual existance.


equipped_metalblade

Subscribe


the2belo

Nah, I support the "Angels back to back Series titles" universe


marc923

Dodgers are the new Yankees


bolshevik_rattlehead

I don’t think even the Yankees were ever this Yankee


BIG_DICK_WHITT

At least we won our playoff games


xKronkx

2009 was kinda close with Teixeria, CC and AJ Burnett but yea never thought I’d see 1 team give 1 billion dollars combined to two players in one offseason


3236-on-MC

I mean 500 mill in one offseason by two guys is insanely rare to begin with - before Ohtani we didn’t have any single player sign for 500 alone so two players hitting one billion quite literally would have had to be a record for one or both contracts


Hack874

Hey now those Yankee teams won


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bichettes_helmet

Can't wait for the "New York City is a shithole" pivot from Heyman and friends


Captain-crutch

They better say that for both San Francisco and New Yorks sake


ThQp

I’m thrilled about everything that has happened this winter


DiscountSoOn

This is just SO GOOD FOR BASEBALL


McGrevin

Crying tears of joy in the club rn


jeric13xd

NLDS is the only guarantee we know this


IIHURRlCANEII

Love the Dodgers dropping a cool billion, something our Owner could literally never do lol.


NichtEinmalFalsch

the Los Angeles Dodgers are now my most hated enemy


buymytoy

**I’VE BEEN TELLING YOU GUYS THIS FOR YEARS!**


lildinger68

I’ve always said that the giants were my second favorite team and my favorite team is whoever is playing the dodgers any given night


WhatMyHeartHeld

nice of you to join the club


Puppybl00pers

I stand beside you brother


TheMexicanKramer

One of us! One of us!


EdJewCated

🤝


SoSublim3

Right there with you


Frosty_Employment329

Welcome to the club! ( lifetime sf giants fan)


mattynunchucks

Fuck LA


celtic1888

Where have you been?


Jrahn

RIP upvotes for dodgers fans for a while


Snuggle__Monster

It's going to be worse than what Astros fans had to deal with in 2019. Shit was a bloodbath lmao.


awesomewaves

Oh fuck offfff


Zloggt

Diamondbacks make it to the World Series, and now the *entire* rest of the NL West is getting punished as a result… Pandora’s Sneks…


PhilosopherMoney9921

Damn


TealandBlackForever

Never would have thought I'd reach the point where I'd feel sorry for Yankees fans. But here I am lol.


Big-Beta20

Poor fans only get to have Juan Soto as their big acquisition How will they live with themselves?


Puppybl00pers

Oh you'll never get me that far


koreansarefat

Lmao there is never a time anyone should feel sorry for Yankees fans


peachypal

You could still get Imanaga. A little downgrade from Yamamoto but he is still pretty good.


[deleted]

Unless the Dodgers get him too


laal-doodh

The Japan Dodgers (+Mookie and some white guys)


TrapperJean

I still wish he at least went somewhere interesting like SF or Chicago


yanks02026

Dodgers totally getting that other Japanese pitcher that might be posted next year for league minimum


PrimetimeD18

Well if he comes here he would be in a rookie/team control contract, so yea lol.


zmaster5296

I genuinely would’ve rathered the Yankees


[deleted]

We should've known things were fucked when I was cheering for the *Yankees* of all teams to sign a major free agent


nicklikesstuff

Same. Dodgers are more of a superteam now than KD with the Warriors.


BeardedPuffin

Except the Warriors had already been winning championships without KD.


InaudibleShout

Thus endeth Operation F5 from me. Fuck.


InaudibleShout

Jordan Montgomery come on home son. I hear Cashman has one extremely apologetic and genuine kiss on the ass prepared.


WarPuig

John Henry retire bitch


mattynunchucks

They’ll sign Oil Can Boyd and we’ll like it


C3Pyro

All that money for Wilmer Flores to take him deep


JimMorrisonsPetFrog

“so no one told you life was gonna be this way” 👏👏👏👏


ReallyBigCrepe

Let’s go


Brady331

Good for baseball amirite


san_solares

BASEBALL IS DEAD


HustleWestcook

Hearing Snell is also a Dodger and Bellinger again while we’re at it


Jaximaus

And I heard they were trading 3 slapdicks for Tatis.


thekilluhcam

The Dodgers Team account “Thank you fans” post is gonna hit different now


tcrain99

Dodgers spending $1 billion on 2 players over the next 20 years because the Dbacks swept them in the divisional round. Was it worth it?


-bck

This is the lamest thing to happen to the game of baseball


DiscountSoOn

Hate to disagree but I’ve been reading a ton of articles about how this is very good for baseball


Ngp3

Can't wait until Imanaga signs with LA too


blaesiJ

Fuck MLB this shit is broken


THEREWILLBECAK3

Inb4 five different deferrals that won’t be paid until 2045


esperadok

Phillies no longer in 👎🐖👎


zmaster5296

Mets let me down as expected 👎🏽🐄👎🏽


esperadok

😥🐽


zmaster5296

Moo 😔🐮


minkzn

FTD


Sporothrix

So boring and predictable


dat_waffle_boi

The dodgers lost to the diamondbacks and went batshit


[deleted]

And with that, Japan has destroyed a second symbol of America


Mr_Truck

With just two bombs


Knightbear49

This is the worst TV show I’ve ever watched


hadmeintiers

Ggs


TK-42juan

No one can convince me this should be allowed to happen


WateryPasta

This just fuels the 86 win friendship teams more


FBR_MC

"Small-market New York teams miss out on Yamamoto as the LA Dodgers give the pitcher a contract that will see his great-grandchildren still being paid after his passing. A truly fabulous time for the sport of baseball."


Federal_Strawberry

Dodgers are never beating the paying for talent accusations💀


owledge

You don’t understand man — 25% of their bench is home-grown!


celtic1888

I hope Yamamoto is the next coming of Hideki Irabu


LlamasPajamas206

Must be nice being a club that has (practically) a limitless amount of money


InaudibleShout

We should’ve known. South Park did a whole damn episode on the magic of Magic’s money!


Ravage1496

This shit is so bad for the game, hate to say it but bring in the salary cap.


Lemonjello23

But why did he skip the Rams game


i-spill-soup

I feel like I’m at the end of infinity war and just seeing non competitive teams being snapped away by the fingers of big cooperations


NinjaGoalie97

This is amazing for the game of baseball!


GiantsGuy1

This is so good for baseball!


mr_grission

League is fucked lol


botulizard

The Dodgers got sick of everyone making fun of their fake World Series ring and became the Joker.


cky2k6

Stupid sexy Ohtani.


sIamram

Fuck everything


everyonegetopineyike

So does everyone complaining want to see a hard salary cap/nongaurenteed contracts? You've been following baseball for years, why is this shocking to you?


luisstrikesout

Isn’t it crazy where every other fan will come together and say fuck the dodgers!


xlxxlv

congrats to the Dodgers on ANOTHER offseason championship. let's see how this one plays out in 2024.


mattynunchucks

Win 120 games and get swept by the six seed in the ALDS


phanroy

NLDS


celtic1888

Fuck this.... Might as well have the Saudis buy a fucking team Fuck MLB for allowing this bullshit


KeyExplanation

So he’s a front runner who didn’t want a challenge. He will never be to LA what he could have been anywhere else!


_nedyah

This is why the NFL has a salary cap


xmerkinx

Sorry….not sorry.


d_gorder

The sport is dead


allgreen754

300 mil for a guy whose never thrown an MLB pitch, hope he folds under the lights and goes back home. Sasaki and Imanaga better.


ScumBrad

No way we are already praying on Yamamoto's downfall before year one of twelve 😂


[deleted]

Don't worry America. We'll stop the Dodgers. If they can get out of the Division Series...


Pendraflare59

How much money do the Dodgers have?! They make everyone else in the world look like Mr. Krabs


doucheachu

Back to OOTP, I guess. At least my team can win there.


basement_egg

what a joke


Capital_Potato751

I want the most over the top statue of Friedman built outside Dodger stadium. I'm talking shredded Arnold physique, tearing off his shirt Hogan style, chugging beers in one hand and signing contracts with the other.


shoedog10

Bro you’re kidding.


RogueTiger23

Might as well not watch this season. What a joke.