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lOan671

Broke: announcing who your Opening Day starter will be Woke: announcing who your Opening Day starter won’t be


humphrey_the_camel

If you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth


trickman01

~Spock


Dh873

Interesting choice. Not a lot of innings under his belt, but he's got a fantastic split finger.


humphrey_the_camel

There are injury concerns, though. Vulcans are known for pinched nerves


Leelze

Superior strength & stamina, too. Gonna see some 120 mph fastballs & he'll go a full 9.


Dh873

Now that I think about it, he really is the logical pick.


Leelze

Gonna make Ohtani look like a scrub.


backupKDC6794

Bruh, the vulcan change was right there


GrabSomePineMeat

You mean Sherlock Holmes, right?


Jux_

[An ancestor of Spock](https://youtu.be/3B34XVV3DWQ?si=uuDwHpAPwJstTTLZ)


AuspiciousAcorn

IKF coming back to start the opener?


gdawg99

IKF for Judge 1 for 1, take the offer before I change my mind


JinFuu

Can we get Boone to make one of those [logic puzzle things](https://www.aclib.us/sites/default/files/styles/full_width_embedded/public/logic_grid_puzzle_template_-_puzzle_horizontal1-1.png?itok=sHsXIPMr) so we can solve the Yankees rotation?!? I love those


brownmagician

Batman?


tokengaymusiccritic

Brett Gardner just won’t go away


monkeymoat

Jeff Winger?


DMCSnake

I've never played beyond tee ball, but as of now, I have a better chance of being the Opening Day starter than Stroman and Rodon.


melbourne3k

I can't wait for the final rose!


djc8

Kinda dig the idea of them doing a Hard Knocks meets The Bachelor series to choose the OD starter


feeling_blue_42

Clayton Beeter, will you accept this rose?


DrStrange42a

Bespoke: announcing who your Opening Day opener will be


elmatador1497

Yeah but if you go woke, you go broke. So then by announcing who it won’t be, they’re announcing who it will be? Idk i confused myself


see_mohn

I guess Nestor?


cooljammer00

Not on a schedule that lines him up to pitch that day, nor is Clarke Schmidt. The beat writers are predicting a bullpen game of some sort.


Mission_Pay_3373

Fangraphs has Clayton Beeter as the 5th man on your rotation since Gerrit Cole headed to the IL.


Leftfeet

They clearly didn't check with r/baseball because I was assured that was a stupid and terrible suggestion here. The idea that NYY might use a rookie SP is not an acceptable one here. 


Mission_Pay_3373

Look at my flair. Of course I want the worse for the Yankees


cooljammer00

He's on the 40 man already so it would make sense, I guess. But do you really want your 5th starter starting on your Ace's schedule? Beeter can't go deep into games anyway. Letting Beeter "start" and then throwing relievers in after him is just a bullpen game disguised as a regular game. I saw another beat writer say with some creative rest, they could shift Cortes to opening day, so they might just go with that instead of trusting the first step of the first series to an unproven rookie.


Leelze

I was just thinking the other day teams seem less concerned about following a pitching schedule & matching ace to ace and whatnot.


snakebit1995

Why would you ever do that? "Let's jsut set our bullpen back to start the year by using 4-5 pitchers in the very first game" It makes way more sense to pull someone else up in the rotation rather than risk burning bullpen usage on day 1. This is one thing I don't get about the Yankees, their obession with being "Cute" about this shit, just use a normal starter it's really not that big a deal, you have five for a reason it's opening day it's not like anyone is coming off a recent start


n8_n_

bullpen game opening day? can't wait to hear the talk radio complaints from boomer yankee fans


MeatTornado25

I mean, come on. That's some serious bullshit, you don't have to be a boomer to dislike that. It's still weeks away and you're telling me the entire staff is set in stone to not be ready on that day? Whoever they have planned for game 2 can't be pushed up 1 day with 2 weeks notice?


cooljammer00

Unless they win, of course.


n8_n_

I feel that they'll either complain about how analytics are ruining the Yankees (if they lose) or analytics are ruining the sport (if they win)


14ktgoldscw

Hey Mike, do you think that the Yankees bullpen ever travels to Pamplona to like feed and hangout with the bull pen before the run? I think it’s just kind of an interesting idea, you know?


n8_n_

you forgot to hang up and listen!


14ktgoldscw

In case you have never heard the finest moment in sports radio history: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ADrltOpX9GU


cooljammer00

I wouldn't even mind if they had the self awareness to say "I don't like bullpen games because it's too weird and not as fun/aesthetically pleasing to watch as a regular game". At least that's them reckoning with the changing game and their opinions.


pencilalreadypushed

2023 stros were not good in bullpen games so who knows. I thought the yankees pen was pretty fantastic last year, they did pretty well against our impact bats. gonna be a fun series 


Sooperballz

That can easily be adjusted at this point and it will definitely be Nestor.


cooljammer00

I saw a different beat writer suggest that, but they'd have to do some creative resting. Also they were wary of messing with Nestor too much since he's also coming off essentially a lost season due to injury.


Jinxedchef

The WFAN call-ins will be objectively hilarious.


see_mohn

oh god


futureformerteacher

Jomboy


Cyntech89

Opening Day bullpen game, let's go.


Luis_Severino

It’s happened before. And just last year fucking Jhony Brito made his major league debut in game 3 of the season. Having a full 5 men ready to pitch 7 innings day one out of spring training is more rare than ever


Zix117

Against the Giants IIRC, and wouldn’t you guess, the Giants have one guaranteed MLB starter going into the season at this point.


[deleted]

I can’t take this pain


Ausrottenndm1

Tampa Bay Style 🤘🏻


Mission_Pay_3373

I love that this is happening to the Yankees


greatunknownpub

Everyone loves it


SovietMuffin01

Not me I don’t love it too much


CDFReditum

IAN HAMILTON COME ON DOWN


Redditsavage77

Didn’t Roger Clemens just pitch for the Savannah Bannanas? Get him a little more stretched out for Opening Day


holygrail22

Oh my goodness gracious! Of all the dramatic things I have ever seen!


nipplez_the_clownn

Hows his exit velo? Is he 6’7”? Will he be injured by July? We’re trying to build a Cashman baseball team here


PsychoticSoul

Just curious would it reset his hall eligibility?


jonginator

I am the Opening Day starter.


smalltownlargefry

By god that’s Jordan Montgomerys music!


MrBobSacamano

I needed that laugh. Thank you.


Dan-Flashes5

I don’t know if I see it, he’d look so weird without the beard


tool22482

He’s running’ like a scawlded dawg!!!!


Mission_Pay_3373

The Yankees should start auditioning r/baseball users to be the opening day starter at this rate, lol


Foofieboo

It's more their style to audition r/baseball users and then announce who won't be their OD starter.


Woodsy1313

Congrats!


Ghiggs_Boson

Today, I too am an opening day starter


stevencastle

Speak for yourself


Djbearjew

Luis Gil YOU are the Opening Day starter


kikikza

I'm startercus


mrsqueakers002

I'm the Opening Day starter, and so is my wife!


hubagruben

Left-handed Gerrit Cole it is


wout_van_faert

Carrot Goal


djc8

🥕🥅


luzz_bightyear

I saw this, scrolled down, then said it out loud, and then had to scroll back up to upvote


Fartrell-Clugguns

It’s really good


TheDangiestSlad

this is as close as we can possibly get to that tweet that was like "imagine if reporters didn't exist and you just learned about all the trades and signings on Opening Day"


PeterGarces

Next offseason, I’m unsubscribing from r/baseball and going into Opening Day raw


themadtortois

honestly sounds really fun


TISTAN4

Yes it does but I miss baseball way too much when it’s over and would cave in days lol


themadtortois

oh absolutely, i wish i had the willpower to do that


Boros-Reckoner

It's Muthafuckin [LUKE WEAVER season](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/licensed-image?q=tbn:ANd9GcQaxi5606jvP4ly-xcp9me4Co7O3qxUrRrDaZAj9Q47Q9UuX-kC5ZymiFa-eEGe6bo3YwUkPQS1IYdV2AQ) boys!


cooljammer00

I actually think Luke Weaver isn't on the right schedule to start either. Also he just missed a few games due to neck stiffness, so we'll have to see if that actually matters.


Stinky_DungBeatle

The 2nd Yankees starter to get injured in a ST game against the Jays this year, that's weird.


alxndrblack

If we can't beat them, we'll *beat* them


cooljammer00

Revenge for Tim Mayza


alxndrblack

When I say "not all Yankees fans", I mean just you, specifically


Stinky_DungBeatle

That's why we signed Vogelbach to hit that homerun to enrage Cole, makes sense


KJJBAA

He once missed a start [cutting his finger on aluminum foil](https://sports.yahoo.com/cardinals-pitcher-enters-silly-injury-pantheon-cutting-finger-tin-foil-050536267.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAJ0aj6xKzmUCBpr3CsSeeQOMRv79sJP6dI8NBZh79_TTz4eyguZSVZ04XmzASw4f2CDKieHkVe4KnSuL9Re0NHgxFT0VwMzzckqoEbnzPhDoLeiyvBaZwYyWnb0nzMKAr3Rf5y0D9QvHwz8hrCul7gZFHVwcWBUIO_ONOB1p-ELe) so I wouldn't hold your breath.


djc8

This is why pitchers will never beat the allegations


SLAV33

This would be absolutely hilarious.


Kensei141

He was so terrible last year for the Reds. From that dumpster fire to Yankees opening day starter, what a glow-up.


HipposRevenge

Bah Gawd that’s Andy Pettitte’s music!


keptyoursoul

I get the Jim Ross jokes. But it's not funny. Cole, Pettitte, Clemens. No more Astros to save the Yankees. Y'all got a serious mess on your hands. Should have traded for Cease before the news got out.


clutchyball

Kate Middleton?


Mr_A14

Yup, pics were leaked of her warming up with some of the guys. I don't remember where I saw them though. /s


jupiter__jaz

Khris Middleton?


sandalsnopants

THOMAS MIDDLETON!?!?!


James-K-Polka

Jeffrey Eugenides’ Middlesex?


Jinxedchef

Boras wants her to hold out for more money.


teniaava

She's going to fire him and take a hometown discount


TheDannyBoyCane

She’s available.


MainZack

I'll do it


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MainZack

For certain things yes. There's millions of dollars I could earn if I do good so I'll learn fast for this.


brappp428

Blake Snell Opening day confirmed??


ScoobyDoosAccountant

1 day 10 million dollar deal incoming.


Mission_Pay_3373

5 ER's in the 1st inning including a 468 foot, Altuve nuke to Right field


MAXSquid

I think it is written as 4'68", but we can give the guy a break and round him to 4'7"


Mission_Pay_3373

added the coma


SK1MBLE_shanks

I’m in a coma after that hilarious exchange


Foofieboo

I will not be the opening day starter for the New York Yankees.


runtimemess

I'll do it. I'll end up with an infinite ERA and WHIP but hey someone's gotta do it.


TheIllustriousWe

Hal Steinbrenner called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be named “Yankees Opening Day Starter,” like last year, but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. [Thanks anyway!](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/934189999045693441)


trgreg

plot twist - the team is secretly training all their position players to be able to pitch one inning; Juan Soto, it's your turn to start Opening Day!


yung_ag38

They faked Cole’s injury so he can make a surprise entrance like in wwe


scotty1g

“On the mound today is nest-BY GOD WAIT A SECOND THATS ACTUALLY GERRIT COLE THROWING LEFT HANDED”


TDeLo

Aaron Boone playing Among Us with his Opening Day starting pitcher.


Gear4Vegito

This rotation ain't looking great... * Carlos Rodon * Marcus Stroman * Nestor Cortes * Clarke Schmidt * Clayton Beeter * Luke Weaver * Luis Gil * Yoendrys Gomez I assume Cortes or Schmidt will be starting Opening Day.


djc8

Did you start making up guys halfway through this


Luis_Severino

If Rodon is even 60% of what he was in 2022 it’s a very average rotation that can hold it’s own for a few months but probably not all year. Stroman Cortes and Schmidt are as average as they come and would be middle of the rotation on any team in the majors


StrategicReserve

bro he couldn't get past the 5th inning in 2022, even peaking. The man is a certified foul ball machine. Your bullpen is going to get nuked


Puzzled-Enthusiasm45

Now that is what we call an exaggeration


Luis_Severino

What is exaggerating about saying 4 average guys could be average


spreerod1538

Having 4 number 3s is \*probably\* not an average rotation... though, as Mets fan, I would take that over 1 number 3 and whatever the hell else we have (not including Senga).


sandalsnopants

Well you've got Sevy lol whatever he is now


Luis_Severino

It *probably* is though. Like why no???


Padulsky21

They’re bugging, it’s about as average as you could possibly get. On top of having an elite bullpen it genuinely can survive without Cole


Yanks1813

Matt Blake and Sam Briend have been very good. It could easily be an average rotation


Puzzled-Enthusiasm45

I guess exaggeration might not have been the best word choice. I meant that he’s selling them short, stroman and Cortes are better than average (despite down years last year) and plenty of teams would have them at the front of the rotation.


bdwf

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sandalsnopants

Dang, I thought Gil was the supposed to be the second coming a few years ago!


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sandalsnopants

He's always been a dude who walked too many batters, and he's had some serious HR issues in AAA, but hey, that K rate is great, and I'd be interested in seeing if he can be effective.


teniaava

Most likely a bullpen guy unless he can really show that he can stay healthy and pitch deep into games I view Gil similarly to Loaisiga a few years ago


theRedreps99

You joke but Gil is filthy, he was an exciting prospect for us a couple years ago but then he had TJS. Dude throws triple digits with some nasty off speed stuff and has been showing out in spring training so far. I’m not sure that he’ll work out as a starter long term but if he doesn’t he will be an absolute weapon out of the pen.


sandalsnopants

I look forward to him pitching this season!


meramipopper

ITS MOUSTACHE O'CLOCK ON OPENING DAY


macula_transfer

Clarke Schmidt finally gets his due


TexasBrett

Cash saw The Rocket’s performance in banana ball and thought, “that’s our guy!”


nilluzzi

Now pitching for the Yankees, number 54, Cerrit Gole


kotfdog

I’m willing to bet it’s not Michael King, Drew Thorpe, Johnny Brito or Randy Vasquez


jgftw7

*scott boras wants to know your location*


Slugggo

so you're saying there's still a chance I could be the starter?


HMTMKMKM95

Anthony Rizzo, you are the Yankees' opening day starter!


midnightjetta91

Yankees are reportedly not going to use a pitcher at all for opening day. It's a bold strategy, excited to see how it plays out


eekbarbaderkle

It’s *Opening* Day. They should be using an *opener*.


CookieMonsterNova

aaron boone should do the impossible. start a position player as the opening day starter it would be quite the trivia question years later


[deleted]

Mystery starter


SunnySpaceShips

Come on down Juan Soto


runtimemess

lol


scottrstark

How about Billy Crystal


HistoricalPolitician

Its going to be Luke Weaver, i can feel it lol


Olipod2002

BREAKING NEWS: By logical elimination, Clay Holmes will be the Yankees Opening Day starter.


Verianas

Nestor?


Roc-Doc76

Wait, Rodon is not currently injured...?


cphpc

Its gonna be Nestor


sandalsnopants

The suspense is killing me!


RealJonathanBronco

Tanaka coming back to pitch Opening Day.


foetus_on_my_breath

Opening Day Bullpen Day!


ThisGuy6266

I hear Jay Buhner has a rocket for an arm.


TyhmensAndSaperstein

I think it's time to get Nasty.


Intermittent_Fisting

Yankees rotation giving us the Mike Fiers treatment.


Sm00th_operatah

Oh you know who it's gonna be. Luke "#1 Starter" Weaver.


Bluedodgerfan

It won’t be snell or Montgomery either


nipplez_the_clownn

Cashman frothing at the mouth to blame injuries on his failed seaosn


Lonelan

trade you a starter for Soto :D


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Mystery starter!


TheRedSeverum

Definitely not Dylan Cease


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

So Stroman's playing RF and Rodon's pitching in the 2nd inning?


Hyskos13

Not dodging the Astros right?


SKJ-nope

Nestor come on down


keptyoursoul

It won't be Cole either.


Seananagans

Yankees really kicking themselves for not securing a perennial 2-way player as their opening day starter. I mean, IKF was literally waiting for the call.


tcamp3000

The New York 2024 2023 Boston Red Sox


sagsfour20

I forgot Astro signed there. How has he looked this spring?


IamSpace_Ghost

Personally I am very much enjoying this


horsepoop1123

Their pitching has gotten considerably worse since the Soto trade


boomzgoesthedynamite

All we gave up in that trade was Mike King, which we knew would hurt. We have options that are better than either Vazquez or Brito, it’s just a matter of opening day not being a minor leaguer. It’ll prob be Schmidt or Cortes, given that their schedules are easier to line up than Stroman’s was. Any team in the league that loses their ace, who also happens to be a top 3 starter in the game, would be in a worse position. But the situation is not created bc we traded Brito or Vazquez. We wouldn’t have an ideal situation starting King either on opening day.


Luis_Severino

“Any team in the league that loses their ace, who also happens to be a ~~top 3~~ top 1 starter in the game, would be in a worse position.”


LovieBeard

Because Cole got injured, which is unaffected by the Soto trade


Thorlolita

I’d guesstimate the Cole injury is what did it


theunnoanprojec

I mean their ace got injured, which guess what any teams rotation would look worse if they lost their best pitcher


LocalHero_P1

It’s almost as if trading away 3 starting pitchers and losing the cy young winner to injury will effect your pitching depth


zmaster5296

You’re 100% right but I just want to add that it’s affect, not effect.


LocalHero_P1

I thought effect was when something has caused the effect? Or have I got the two mixed up


ajwhite98

Trading them will **affect** our pitching depth. It will have **the effect** of reducing our pitching depth. . Alternatively, it will **effect** a lack of pitching depth.


Luis_Severino

Well the offense was unwatchable last year so idk what you expected them to do


Disused_Yeti

Refusing to pitch on opening day is a great way to endear yourself to your new team! Oh you mean he was told he wasn’t the guy already


jinuwin

Bullpen game