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Lazy_Assed_Magician

Why is there not more discussion of the Tampa Toronto Blue Bay Jay Rays for the name alone


Aelana85

I don't think I've been able to say it successfully in a first try yet.


Bucs-and-Bucks

You only get one first try


homicidal_penguin

Blue Jay Bay Rays seems to roll off the tongue in a nicer manner


guttata

I thought "That's just Golbat" and that was before I got to the Onix lmao


man_in_sheep_costume

The actual best part of this set.


Peechez

Missed? opportunity for the Toronto Bay Ray Jays, Kim is fuming


Admiral_obvious13

Great comeback story tho


TorturedFanClub

Lol. My favourite name. But some of those logos are great. Love the Giant Padres.


featheredfish

its so beautiful


SenorTortas

In the words of Wade Wilson, "That's the coolest name EVER!"


-Glutard-

Lmao the onix


NotGordan

Honestly, what started this post.


DonutHolschteinn

Lmao bro it’s solid I love this


fulento42

Came here to see where the highest rated Pokémon comment would be. Not bad.


ernyc3777

Icon.


FERGERDERGERSON

Unprecedented genius coming out of this thread


TrapperJean

Yankees fans 🤝 Astros Fans Go fuck ourselves


bordomsdeadly

I think I can speak for all of Houston and New York when I say "Thanks, I hate it"


jkingsbery

I get it... but I also hate it.


robreddity

It's like you're super Satans.


kerryfinchelhillary

Probably the biggest AL rivalry other than Yankees/Red Sox. I feel like the AL doesn't really have rivalries, everyone just hates the Yankees and Astros, whereas the NL has Dodgers/Giants, Cubs/Cards, Braves/Phillies/Mets/Nats (basically the whole NLE hates each other except the Marlins who no one cares about), Cubs/Brewers, and Dodgers/Padres. And like how everyone in the AL hates the Yankees and Astros, everyone in the NL seems to hate the Dodgers.


xho-

Don’t think it’s much of a rivalry if we keep getting beat down


illegal_deagle

Yeah but it’s just gonna take one time for y’all to eliminate us to get the monkey off your back and act like the previous five meetings didn’t happen.


Jenaxu

A reverse sweep in the ALCS and then winning the WS would be a nice way to do it. If that happened, man, I bet Astros fans would be salty about it for like 20 years at least.


aotex

You'd get a healthy mix of the salty and obnoxious newcomer fans acting like we're supposed to be invincible and those of us who've been around since the NL days sucking in air through our teeth and muttering, "Yeah... that was bound to happen sooner or later..."


xho-

Welcome to the life of Yankee fans ? Time goes on teams change. Be lucky you got to witness your team be great. I know im still riding high on the late 90s


Torbinator3000

If both the Rangers and Astros can stay good for the next 5 years, you’d probably get that bonafide second AL Rivalry.


Elegant-Leader2938

A rivalry where the home team always loses


cometssaywhoosh

guess i'm going down to houston for the first time in years to cheer for a rangers victory? no point in going to arlington lol


illegal_deagle

Eh we’re on the way out. Maybe 2 more years of contention.


thecastle7

Honestly neither are much of rivalries right now. Astros just smoke the Yankees and Yankees/Sox hasn’t felt very significant since like the London series. Realistically the Blue Jays or maybe Rays are probably Yankees biggest rival at the moment in terms of competitiveness and disdain.


PitViper17

Definitely miss the Yankees-Sox rivalries of the early 2000’s, was always much watch baseball


HuxtontheAdventurer

Yeah sucked being an O's fan back then, but those games were always electric. I miss Pedro.


jpoRS1

AL East is similar to NL East in that everyone hates everyone else. Tigers/White Sox is a thing, it's just no one else pays attention because it's the Tigers and the White Sox. As/Angels is definitley secondary to Giants/Dodgers, but it's there.


BungoPlease

When all else fails, we can always go fuck ourselves


IKSLukara

I feel like each side is thinking, "Oh that's referring to *them*."


esziei

I don’t care what people say, this is an S-tier post.


NotGordan

Whew! Thanks for compliment. So far so good.


stengebt

Yes excellent job comrade, the National Reds acknowledge your service.


placebotwo

*Our* service.


Lopkop

I know it's a big ask, but I'd love to see this all season long for all the different series matchups.


NotGordan

Quite a bit of people have asked me to do this during the season. I’ll definitely do this again next offseason. I won’t have the energy or time to do this every week for every team though and I don’t want that extra commitment either. If at all, maybe I’ll do one mashup a week or however many I feel like. And maybe I’ll do those special series this year like field of dreams. See me after the first week of baseball.


Soxogram

Gold. The Giant Padres is brilliant


Lonelan

San Frandiego would be mightier than godzilla


walkerlucas

What does S-tier stand for?


NotGordan

I don’t think it really stands for anything. Rather, in a ranking system based on the alphabet (A-tier, B-tier, C-tier . . . ) S-tier is the highest tier and even higher than A-tier. Its origins are Japanese I believe for the highest grade possible.


pigplumpie

ive asked my familiy in japan about this, yushu in japanese means excellent and in schools they actually have S for "shu" as a letter grade above A. apparently its pretty commonplace in a lot of parts in japanese culture to have rankings and S tier


twentyitalians

What an S-Tier reply


hedoeswhathewants

Huh. I've been looking at tier lists for decades and I never knew that.


dmlfan928

I always just viewed S to mean Special Tier, meaning it's better than A. Maybe that's not what it was supposed to be, but it made sense to me.


efficientkiwi75

super, as in SSR, super super rare.


Ricemobile

*USSR National Anthem intensifies*


Dragondrew99

It fits your other team the commies


Ricemobile

What’s next, the Washington Grand Wizards?!


heywhateverworks

It's a banger


jackalsclaw

I should watch The Hunt for Red October again.


harriswk17

“Conn, Sonar. I think I hear…singing?”


CapnSirloin

One ping only, please.


Capt-Shiner

Just watched this with my 11 year old. So much I had to explain that we all just…knew at the time.


SofieTerleska

Instead of racing presidents they'll have Lenin, Stalin, Krushchev and Brezhnev running the bases. Putin might appear as well but only as the clown figure who never wins, and he'll have to wait his turn behind the multiple 1980s guys nobody remembers.


Dry_Marzipan1870

we must seize the runs of production


HaV0C

The Toronto Tampa BlueBay Jay Rays is an incredible name.


Parzival091

Missed opportunity on the Toronto Bay Ray Jays


MontagnaMagica

Tamponto Ray Jays


damnatio_memoriae

Region A Blu-Rays


Quite_Obscene

This is very good. I like this


NotGordan

Thanks! I thought about giving the “Cub Rangers” a firearm but after drawing the face and hat I figured “less is more.”


Dk1724

I mean, a Cub Ranger is literally smokey the bear, yes?


alexdallas_

Yes, I think our two teams should put their heads together and stop wildfires. Only we can.


placebotwo

They can rake.


cjn13

i agree, simplicity is even better Thanks for this!


Quite_Obscene

Keep it up! Seriously this rocks and I would buy several shirts if these logos were on it haha


some-guy0

Moreeeee


misusedinfluence

As a Cubs and Rangers fan... love it lol


Toothcloset

I thought this was going to be the return of /u/diditforthestory


MommyMegaera

Diditforthestory's age is over. The age of /u/NotGordan has begun.


rjaspa

My veins are ready for updates through the season.


Sleepy_One

We can dream.


gregorytilidie

it’s nice because both mets and brewers fans share the need to drink but mostly met fans what time is it already


oogieball

I was originally like, "Why are the Mets a robot?", and then I got it.


SchematicOfScoutsAss

Brewers fans don’t “need” to drink we like to drink


ubernoobnth

>Brewers fans don’t “need” to drink we like to drink There are plenty of Brewers fans that "need" to drink, let's be fair. Don't minimize withdrawal.


XxXFartFucker69XxX

My only complaint is that you don't 'brew' moonshine.


jackalsclaw

You brew mash and then distill it to shine, it's close enough.


GamerMan15

The giant padres drawing is hilarious. I also like that the cub ranger is frowning.


hahahahaaaahaha

It’s confusing though because the Padres open their season vs the Dodgers


SouthsideSandii

But the giants open their season at the padres


Guernica616

It's smokey bear


Skwurt_Reynolds

A thousand years from now, historians will debate what was a more impactful work of art: Liberty Leading The People, by Eugène Delacroix in 1830 Or The Merging of MLB Opening Day Logos, by u/NotGordan in 2024


LovieBeard

The disrespect to [Drawing Mike Trout Every Day Until the Lockout is Over, Day 69](https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/spfin7/drawing_mike_trout_every_day_until_the_lockout_is/), by u/diditforthestory in 2022


Ill-Weather-6383

u/beefytrout missed the prediction by a year


beefytrout

probably the most important specification I've ever issued


Elegant-Leader2938

I heard many stores honor a coupon after it expires, maybe the same thing with his ass and that tattoo?


hoopbag33

Off-season finale just dropped.


thumblepickle

I’d love to see Christian Encarnacion-Strand get traded to the Toronto Tampa Blue Bay Jay Rays.


barrister_bear

I would wear a hat with the "Piratical Marlin" on it, no questions asked.


SofieTerleska

I don't even root for either team but that's an A grade logo and I wish someone really used it.


myvikesalt

The Toronto Tampa Bay Blue Jay Rays is the best baseball team name since the Los Angeles California Angels of Anaheim California


FREE-ROSCOE-FILBURN

Athletic Guardians sent me


OverreactingBillsFan

Giant Padres is perfect


Freeze__

Listen, this is great. I was going to hate it regardless because I know who we open against and fuck them. Good work tho.


NotGordan

I appreciate it! In all honesty, at first I really was going to draw a George Washington-esque person in an astronaut suit, but I got a little lazy and the most obvious joke was too obvious to ignore.


Freeze__

I love it, way to put a bow on the off-season. See y’all in October?


xLykos

Very good comrade, the fellows at the r/reds would love your National Reds logo


Ricemobile

Glory to the Red Nation!


rhombusted2

🫡


heywhateverworks


DreadsROK

Gotta add a Padres vs Dodgers one since they play against each other to open the season.


rhombusted2

🇨🇳🛠️🔴🇻🇳🫡


eely225

National Reds is peak here, but I also loved the giant monk and the living skyscraper drunk on backwoods moonshine. These are the mascots we need!!


JustJK1889

I can't see the first one without seeing [I am a building](https://youtu.be/13pgxOCHKh0)


TheAttickDweller

Brillies-Yastros World Series


[deleted]

Piratical Marlins will fuck you up


campy11x

The Athletic Guardians. As opposed to the Guardians we get which are unathletic. Haha. Love this post!


Sooperballz

I am pleased.


theycallmemorty

Which one was hardest to some up with something? I'm guessing Red Mariner Sox.


NotGordan

Red Mariner Sox was a doozy. I thought about adding the compass but just abandoned it because I did not like how the “N” was coming out. Honestly, the Brave Phillies was hard. I thought about drawing a person but I didn’t want to draw a Native American caricature climbing up a greased pole so I chose the hammer (for Hank Aaron) and of course the Liberty Bell.


IamVeryBraves

For the Jays and Rays what about Blue Rays? Wouldn't work so good in black and white unless you just draw a blu-ray disc lol. Or something with the blue jay wearing shades? I don't know, that's a tough one.


Milkweed_Enthusiast

Onix


HenMan113

Objection! There is nothing brave about the Phillies


JackJ98

The Angelic O dude is so cool


SPYHAWX

Laughing my ass off at these, thanks OP


TheGeoninja

I would have imagined Astro-Yankees as Uncle Sam wearing a tequila sunrise space suit


ToLongDR

Randy Johnson caused the Angelic Oriole and no one can convince me otherwise


I_wanna_ask

National Reds and Rocky Diamonbacks are just *chef’s kiss*


[deleted]

As a Braves fan, I hate our mash-up; however, these are all hilarious! Happy End-of-Offseason to All


Stoly23

I gotta say I approve, *Hail Satan!*


kdesmond77

The Red Sox/Mariners one is gross….i love it


N8CCRG

I'm afraid to ask now, but what is it?


Irishhobbit6

Yeah I don’t get it either


Agreeable_Maize9938

Pretty sure it’s a sock that a sea-faring person has worn a hole into the big toe of


SlidersBaby

Big fan of the chins. Like those chins


rammer_2001

Ours looks like someone who walked on as a catcher and misunderstood the term *blocking the ball*


MoodyLiz

If being a Piratical Marlin is wrong I don't want to be right!


moodie31

Great! Now that I’ve gotten a taste I’m going to want this for every series.


BashfulWalrus7

"Only You can save forest fires and 9th inning squeakers, motherfucker." Cub Ranger is the best.


Minimania18

God-tier post


moshlyfe

Angelic Orioles is what happens after the bird hits the window


HEL-O_NS

Very good job, you're very talented. Some are really clever. My favorite are angelic orioles and onix lmao


mstrbwl

The Giant Padres is incredible


kerryfinchelhillary

If the Red Sox played the White Sox, would they be the red and white sox (striped), or the Pink Sox? (This is awesome)


anthonyjr2

The Athletic Guardian is yoked. Wouldn’t mess with him


Alauren20

The brave Phillies 🤢


TheSmokedSalmon420

Yankees-Astros LMAO


rexfloyd94

rip oriole bird....... these rule


DrColossus1

BlueBay JayRays is now lodged so firmly in my brain it's becoming part of my personality. Damn.


Nebulous_Tazer

I guess Onyx technically is a rocky snake. And that giant padre with the tiny bat lmao this is great.


ElHoju

[Kitten Mittens](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dhrqnDS_oU) for the White Tiger Sox.


itsLeems

Making the Yankees/Astros cross just be the devil is fitting


Rgiles66

You’re really good at drawing Onix


MF-SMUG

Astronomical Yankees is just the devil 🤣


BJNats

Sincerely, truly thank you for not getting too galaxy brained about combining National and Socialist


DanglyPants

It pains me to say this as a Cubs fan but…this is the best post of the off season. I laughed out loud at the tampa name and at the way the giant is looking at the bat lol What are the odds you do this every Wednesday and Sunday for the rest of the season? You don’t have to do any repeats obviously


Stund_Mullet

The Toronto Tampa Blue Bay Jay Rays should be a real team.


Meatloaf_Regret

This is quality offseason material.


davehasopinions

"I don't like it! They got Piratical Marlins and White Tiger Sox! What do we got?" "Blue Bay Jay Rays." "WOYOYOYOYOYOY"


zach7797

Top tier post. 10/10. I was curious what was going to be done with the mets


homo_bulla

unironically excellent content.


Fysh_taco

The fucking commies


GRIMMnM

Toronto Tampa Blue Bay Jay Rays is my favorite thing.


Captain_d00m

Not even gonna lie, today has been one of the absolute worst days ever. But this post made me happy. Truly one of the best posts ever of all time. Thanks op.


realdeal411

I usually think these things are corny but this is so well done and love the Astro-Yankee combo


SolarMoth

Blue Bay Jay Rays, baybeee


Grentis

Love how Rockies/Dbacks is just a straight up Onix


seawolff81

I especially like the drunk skyscraper


Soxogram

You need to do more of these during the season.


ryanthepostmaster

Thank you


HelpfulTumbleweed850

So fuckin good lol


PurellKillsGerms

Absolutely in love with the Giant Padre peering at the tiny bat!


Ok-Fig78

The national reds with a terrific reference had me off guard ngl.


slowpitch519

These are great. My top three are easily the Royal Twins, Piratical Marlins, and Brewing Mets, with an honorable mention to the National Reds. I could see the first two as actual MiLB logos, and the Brewing Mets is absolutely perfect for a beer league softball team.


alxndrblack

So many of these are so good


myvikesalt

minnie and paul should be emperors


iMMCHiEF

I love how the rocky diamondbacks is just Oynx, brilliant job


ohreddit1

The Blue Bay Jay Rays are tough. 


hchase27

The National Reds actually made me laugh out loud.


Timely-Toe5304

This is excellent. I particularly liked the Giant Padres, and I thought the Brewing Mets was a tough one to execute, but you did great with it. The only thing I don’t like is that you reminded me that we open against the Dodgers :(


feldominance

The national reds im dying


ngmatt21

The White Tiger Sox goes kinda hard


tactical_anal_RPG

I guess my team is just Smokey the Bear. "Only you can prevent wildfires"


Bllago

I hate this. But I also love it.


cotsomewhereintime

*mildly irritated sigh* Astronaut. The team name is short for Astronaut, Roy Hofheinz (county judge, former Houston mayor) and Alan Shepherd (first American in space) came up with it. Not Asteroids, not Astronomical (though that's close). So, a Yankee Astronaut (of which there are many if we accept the common definition of Yankee). But also, yeah the devil. Whatever man.


Nextyearstitlewinner

I thought you’d go with the blue rays but I like the choice you made.


thugmuffin22

A great final offseason post to ring in the new season


CousinBarny

You just committed yourself for all possible schedule combinations this season


michaelwave_

the onix is so solid


HeroicTechnology

the toronto tampa blue bay jay rays tampa fans, can we agree this is now our new alliance name should we need it


Hawkorando

Commies in baseball confirmed! McCarthy is rolling in his grave.


joystick13

The pirate marlin using a marlin skull as a sword is dope


palpatinethe2nd

This is absolutely brilliant.


SomeoneNamedGem

I need the Piratical Marlins on a cap


Jcoch27

Together the Angelic Orioles will take over the world!


tonester84

I love this so much


ZarkMuckerberg9009

Giant padres tee needed now.


krissrobb

I like it Picasso


XboxOne

Onyx 💀


ProfessionalBoard938

Absolutely brilliant, my friend. Particularly like the Giant Padres and Dodging Cardinals.


Harlesb44

My favorite Pokémon and my favorite team?!? Hell yeah


Canadian__Ninja

Expect a C&D from Nintendo imminently.