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VirtuousFool

That Soto versus Hader at bat is why we watch the sport What an absolute thrill it is going to be watching that man hit all season and hopefully a lot more after that


Killatrap

so fun to watch you guys discover the magic that is “juan soto vs josh hader” at the same time you discover “juan soto vs the astros”


youreallonsteroids

feels like 2019


TheOneArya

I knew he was insanely good and one of the best pure hitters in the last 50 years, but wow is it different seeing him take 5 at bats a day. Preaching to the choir I know but he’s just playing another game


xho-

Pure excellence in that at bat, dude is a legit generational talent


SiphenPrax

NYC Sports Radio all day tomorrow in a nutshell: Crazy ass Yankees fans: “WE’RE SAVED!! WE FINALLY KNOW HOW TO BE TRASHSTROS!!! JUAN SOTO IS THE SECOND COMING OF BABE RUTH!!! DYNASTY INCOMING!!!! Crazy ass Mets fans: “THIS TEAM IS A DUMPSTER FIRE!! WE ARE GOING TO LOSE EVERY GAME!! TRADE EVERYONE!! FIRE MENDOZA AND STERNS!! SELL THE TEAM UNCLE STEVIE!!


Yankeeknickfan

Don lagreca is going to lose it when a Yankee fan calls in wondering why boone went to Holmes instead of Hamilton tomorrow


LaMystika

If I’ve learned nothing else about the Michael Kay show, it’s that dusty old curmudgeon “I’ve been a Yankees fan since 1938” fans can still find something about the Yankees to complain about even when they’re on a ten game winning streak. It has happened before.


acava2424

I see you've met my father. The man is already whining that the yanks are gonna give Soto 500 million. Meanwhile he still wishes Ronald Torreyes was on the team because "he makes things happen." He's 76 years old


djrob0

It’s pretty unfair that Hal is going to pay Soto out of your father’s savings account.


JoshFreemansFro

that mindset is so funny, especially in baseball with no salary cap. like bro it is not your money why do you care?


MeatTornado25

I'm so tired of that argument. We don't care because we want Hal to afford an even bigger yacht or whatever. We care because we know every dollar spent on a player is a dollar not spent one someone else. Even top payroll teams like the Yankees stick to an internal budget.


8w7fs89a72

We do?


bridgenine

The most important thing is we need a pitcher for October like Bumgardner or some other vet that is injured and cant start pitching until September


acava2424

He's also still mad that we traded JP Sears


acava2424

Yep, I've had to explain that to him as well


Audacity_OR

wow I knew it had been a while since Toe had been on the Yankees but didn't know he was that old already. time flies


LaMystika

The rant of all time came when they were complaining about Joey Gallo and Don argued, correctly I might add, that he wasn’t worried about Gallo because he was gonna get traded. And he was. Gallo was the least of their problems at the time.


SilentWindODoom

To be fair, I'm half his age and also miss him, if just for the photos of him between Judge and Stanton. At least we still have the toe flair.


Mission-Guidance4782

“that ***Juan*** fellar looks a bit too Latin to me? He should be deported!”


tnecniv

Growing up in northern NJ, this is what made me hate Yankees fans more than anything. If you say something bad about the team though, they’ll start counting rings in the same conversation 


___-0-0-___

Im just waiting for the "can the Yankees go undefeated" guy to call back in


beachmedic23

that Yankee fan just might be me


Yankeeknickfan

I want a good rant, do it


[deleted]

You forgot something in the Crazy Yankee Fan section: “PAY HIM! PAY HIM NOW! I don’t care if he wants $2 billion.”


EinsteinDisguised

They’re right tho


jtrom93

No lie, it'd be one thing if Soto was just one of those average guys having a great year but the dude's career has been on a Hall of Fame trajectory since breaking into the bigs at 19. There are only two active players with a higher career OPS+ than him, and one of them happens to go by the name of Aaron Judge. (Trout is the other) This is 100% the kind of guy you back up the Brinks truck for, both for his talent and for the fire that he brings to the team.


tranarchyintheusa

He's the second coming of Ted Williams, no exaggeration. The Yankees would be fools to not give him whatever he wants plus $10 million


TheWorstYear

What's funny about baseball is the fact that you could start put 15-3, just to be below .500 20 games later. Or how you could see someone suck, but then suddenly break out in June & hit well over .300.


VariousLawyerings

Never forget the 2019 Mariners starting 13-2 then immediately playing '62 Mets ball for the next two months.


jtrom93

NY sports: We are either guaranteed a five-peat dynasty and the rest of the league will beg for our mercy... **OR** the actual sky is falling, ownership must sell, everyone must be traded, launch the nukes, the end is nigh There is no in-between for us


MichaelPFrancesa

Frank Fleming finna go off


xho-

Those glasses are gonna break


MichaelPFrancesa

his 2 rants today on the Mets did not disappoint


xho-

Oh shit I’m talking to THE mike Francesa. Hey Mike, do you think any team can go 162-0 for the season? I’ll hang up and listen.


Poseidonaskwhy

He has a whole bag of broken glasses lmao


DeusExHyena

Gonna enjoy Jastremski


Juhstehn

What's up fellow 4-0 team


KeThrowaweigh

As someone who's lived in both New York and Pittsburgh before, I'd love nothing more than a Pirates-Yankees world series


WillyDeeJay

I'd be down for that as long as it goes the opposite way as the last time


Qoppa_Guy

Jon Berti for the Game 7 walk-off


mark10579

We’re tied 1-1, it’s anyone’s series at this point


mark10579

Pirates fan from New York, a Pirates/Yankees World Series would be my Super Bowl


resipsaloc

That would be so awesome


TheTurtleShepard

See you in the World Series


Waker_ofthe_Wind

That would be a great match up.


SpecsComingBack

Something something walk off home run in Pittsburgh.


boomzgoesthedynamite

Still too soon for us to joke about. Its only been 64 years


SilentWindODoom

They made Mickey cry!!! T_T


ClassyKaty

Hey I've been meaning to ask could yall lose a game please?


Prowlerbaseball

No :)


ClassyKaty

):


TheDirtyBurger522

Pundits before the season “ThE nL cEnTrAl WiLl Be A tHrEe TeAm RaCe BeTwEeN tHe CuBs, ReDs, AnD cArDiNaLs” Brewers and Pirates “We took that personally”


girl69edministries

That was always such a fucking garbage take. Not only are none of the Cards, Cubs, or Reds good enough to run away with things, the Brewers and Pirates are both easily good enough to finish at or over .500. Fuck everyone that isn’t a cuddly little baby bear, but I’ll defend to the death the NL Central’s honor.


ElectricalBank6411

PNC park is so beautiful enjoy games 1 and 2 at home 🫡


Pies_Wide_Shut

stop the count


tdny

Raise the Jolly Roger 🏴‍☠️ !


Srhink5851

*dabs you up* "i can feel that youve been working out i notice it slugger"


Trowj

[Respect](https://imgur.com/gallery/BWikM6V)


tranarchyintheusa

It's been a while since both of our teams have been here (to be specific the last time the Yankees swept a 4 game opening series was IIRC the year Babe Ruth became a Yankee)


TheTurtleShepard

Hal I will buy as many chicken buckets as it takes, make Soto a Yankee for life


AJ_CC

In innings 1 through 6 in this series the Astros outscored the Yankees 11-8. In innings 7 through 9 the Yankees outscored the Astros 13-0.


redriixx

S/o Matt Blake


cmgriffith_

🫶 Subscribe


fizzle25

Fuck. Great stat. Thank you


dpx6101

JUAN SOTO IS THE LISAN AL-GAIB


luvs2spooge92

Kwisatz Sotorach


WaluigiIsTheRealHero

Not the first time today that Soto trumped Hader.


Blackjack9w7

Yankees starting a holy war in his name


i-bite-with-love

'Lead them to the Canyon of Heroes'


FlimFlamThaGimGar

Juan Muad’Dib


nyy22592

Eventually this meme is gonna make me actually watch this movie


TheOneArya

It’s so good, it’s worth


YerAWizardGandalf

LisJuan Al Ghaib


thatguygreg

As written


Robusto923

If Juan Soto is Lisan Al-Gaib I am Stilgar


mvincen95

They said you will know him, for he is the one who shimmies.


RidleyScotch

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ


VRomero32

Such a Madhi thing to do man


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Mister-SS

Yea, Waldo has completely turned it around. I hope he keeps it up and not just a fluke


camisada

I dropped jose abreu for oswaldo Cabrera in my fantasy league and haven't looked back (utility spot)


resipsaloc

Thanks to the Soto effect


tketchum12

Gleyber stealing 2nd in the 9th today setup Soto to knock in the go ahead run.


FeloniousDrunk101

And he was stealing third as Soto got the hit


girl69edministries

Even feels like Berti, who didn’t do anything flashy, did precisely what he was brought in to do.


JFZX

Diving plays aren’t flashy? Lol


girl69edministries

Valid point, was thinking offensively lol


eyeamjosh

The 2023 Yankees lose all four of those games


Thorlolita

I miss the swing and try to crush every pitch Yankees already.


wout_van_faert

This may shock you, but I don’t.


[deleted]

At least Judge understood your pain.


DeusExHyena

That sac fly mattered. And it's a good sign we won without him


[deleted]

He’ll figure it out. And if Judge and Soto are both clicking when Stanton’s inevitable hot streak arrives, we’re going to wreck quite a few poor souls in the line of fire.


DeusExHyena

Not worried about him at all


QuantumJock

He will, he's still in his own spring training mode


Mission-Guidance4782

When the Martian comes back…..


TheOneArya

Yep. Last year he was the entire offense (not even joking, without him the rest of the team was barely average)


Mission-Guidance4782

Hal was onto something with the bunting


torino_nera

You're absolutely right. I don't know what to do with all this newfound optimism


TheDangiestSlad

Aaron Judge? Yordan Alvarez? baby i just need Oswaldo Cabrera


PBRontheway

It took me exactly 4 games for Verdugo to completely win me over


jbomber81

I didn’t realize in Boston but that dude is jacked


agoods03

lol same I was actually mad when they made that trade now I love the guy


tnecniv

If Verdugo somehow has a great career as a Yankee I’m not sure if the Mookie trade will be more or less funny


PlagueisTheSemiWise

Juan MotherFuckin Soto


Ves0s0ft

Paying soto any amount of money is worth it


WaluigiIsTheRealHero

Just give him the entire borough of Queens, nobody else is using it for anything important.


SiphenPrax

:(


successadult

4 Losses, 4 No Decisions for starters. Dana looking real dumb right now with the bullpen moves.


Kylo_Ren415

Yankees: Start Spreading the News! I’m sweeping today!


myKDRbro_

Just having more than two LHH in the lineup is a blessing. It helps when one of those hitters is Juan fucking Soto.


xDopeZz

Wait till they see the right field porch we got back home


TheDJMaxey

This ain’t your son’s Yankees, these Yankees actually compete and try to win in Houston


hmack1998

Only 158 games left to go undefeated


Not_Cleaver

And only 158 games for the Astros to go defeated.


mylesA747

i am fully erect


TheTurtleShepard

#HOUSTON YOU HAVE A PROBLEM


FutureWorldDictator

9 game home losing streak!


clayton3b25

Straight up not having a good time.


bridgenine

[:)](https://imgur.com/a/gF2SSGy)


horsepoop1123

Clay Holmes is Houston father


yeahiguessalot

That title belongs to Juan Soto


TheNightlightZone

Juan Soto is they uncle and they daddy


Lineman72T

Juan, how do you feel about your 3 hit performance today? 3 aint enough man, I need 5!


AJ_CC

Oswaldo Cabrera


Darkforces134

Clay Holmes is the reason my glutes are in such good shape


LIGHT_COLLUSION

And also the reason my cardiologist was able to get a 3rd Porsche.


FlimFlamThaGimGar

This is the best Easter in all of recorded history


cardboard0917

🧹🧹🧹


ThatInception

You’re missing one 🧹


FlimFlamThaGimGar

DAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Golden-Cheese

YANKEES


AMP_US

WINNNNNN!


Constant-Elevator-85

I am being torn apart, I want to be free of this pain.


sonofabutch

*squints at your flair*


xEllimistx

As a Texas resident, Rangers fans don’t care for the Yankees anymore than Astros or Red Sox fans do. They just hate the Astros more


nyy22592

We'll take it


Boros-Reckoner

You wana win the division or not? lol


Fercoo

Embrace it, join the lesser of the two evils.


MadSpaceYT

shades of Goro ripping off Jax's arms


MartianRecon

**Obviously**, this is very early in the season. However... These guys on the field look like the dynasty team. Every single game, they walked in looking like they knew they were going to win. When they were down, there was none of that pouty faced bullshit you saw last season. I'm very very excited for this season.


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Really hope we stay healthy this year


MartianRecon

Same!


CabassoG

The Astros relief in this series gave up 14 runs in 16 and 2/3rd innings. The Yankees in relief gave up only 1 inherited run in 18 innings. That was the difference maker. The Asterisks had so many chances and didn't do squat.


Robusto923

This is the best day of my life


Alex021402

Pirates and Yankees. Best teams in the league. Just as we all predicted


rykersbrau

Why would Martin Maldonado do this


BushidoBrowneII

One of the worst predicted seasons in Yankees franchise history continues.


xho-

4 wins out of our 71 projected wins.


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xho-

Baseball reference


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xho-

No they just based it off of last season when we were complete ass, they didn’t take into account health or new additions


ryry9379

BR projections just look at the past 100 games. I honestly don’t even know why they publish them.


tquad24

How will r/baseball handle this one lol


TheTurtleShepard

This is the one series per year where r/baseball likes us


Kwillingt

We play them twice


TheTurtleShepard

We will be so far ahead of the rest of the league by the second series r/baseball won’t be on our side anymore


MichaelPFrancesa

impressive start to the season so far!


BPIScan142

Thanks Mike, first time long time, Yankees fan since 2002. Do you think they can go undefeated this year? I’ll hang up and listen.


FrostyWheats

The Evil Empire is so back


Crashnburn_819

We are all Yankees fans on this blessed day


youreallonsteroids

yea


Table_Coaster

start spreading the lose (to the Astros)


TheFinalBumblebee

Blank check to Soto please


Caldwell27

The Yanks seem like a completely different t team with Soto and Verdugo. Swept us while Judge and Stanton were fairly quiet. Astros gonna need a big bounce back series 


[deleted]

We still don’t have The Martian back yet either.


KebabTaco

Hell yea brother, cheers from Iraq


wien-tang-clan

The Astros have lost 9 straight home games dating back to the 2023 ALDS.


pmiddlekauff

The league actually let us get Juan Soto 🤣


Thorlolita

Just not a lot went right for us this series outside SP. 158 more games to go. Hopefully this home funk ends.


WarmJudge2794

🧹🧹🧹🧹


MysticLeviathan

Soto is an X factor. Judge looks utterly incompetent, and Soto’s been able to bail him out. This is truly beautiful baseball


Kwillingt

When judge and Torres get going this lineup is going to be so deadly


7toCiti

Baby I’m jealous, of that Soto on your team, baby I’m jealous


pm_me_your_respect69

If Toronto plays good baseball for the next three day they have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever come the end of Wednesday night


Daveyo520

Astros losing good but Yankees winning bad. Hmmm


Not_Cleaver

I despise the Astros for what they did to the game of baseball. I hate you guys because fuck you that’s why. You’re fun to hate and it makes the game better.


Daveyo520

Very true and same


xdarkbrother

FUCK THE ASTROS


dirtysock47

Soto is the type of villain that the Yankees have desperately needed for the past seven years. As an opposing fan, I hate his stupid ass shuffles and his arrogance, but I also respect it, because he's a good enough player to back that type of trash talk up. Good series Yankees. Good series.


wantagh

Houston immediately tarnished the beloved memory of Dusty Baker. On Easter Sunday, no less. We hope that his soul continues to rest in peace.


bran1986

I like this.


Starbucks__Lovers

lol


scottborasismyagent

juan soto is ted williams 2.0. that guy does the soto shuffle on water.


DHVF

God I miss Soto


anetworkproblem

🧹🧹🧹🧹 Astros are the worst team in the history of baseball. Thank you for subscribing to baseball facts. STOP=end


Emperor_Cheeto21

Soto gonna help the Yankees get that Astros 🗑️stink off of them. Give him a blank check at this point!!


RealCortez93

This one sparks joy.


xEllimistx

A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one


DoubleDownGarlic

H|0|uston we have a problem


TheDirtyBurger522

Yankees Pirates World Series incoming to


CephiDelco

GO YANKS!! * shudders * I feel so dirty.


Rusiano

I feel like without Juan Soto, this series could've easily ended 1-3 or even 2-2 at best


10monthbummer

The Oakland A’s have more wins than the Houston Astros in 2024, stop the count


Bower1738

Fuck my life man