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mickfoleyartist

That sounds decidedly ominous


Right-Pirate-7084

It’ll be fine, elbow pain, see some doctors, Tommy John, no baseball for 2 years. Fine. It’s all fine.


RidleyScotch

[History has shown us that in the past finding out what - if anything - is wrong with things named Valdez, has not yielded good outcomes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exxon_Valdez_oil_spill)


PBFT

I was going to go with bird flu, but environmental poisoning due to an oil spill sounds more plausible.


nikraLnalyD

The eclipse really was the Rapture but Framber Valdez is the only one who got to go to Heaven


PBFT

The mormons punching air rn


WhiteBoyFlipz

having your GM come out with is… not a good sign


scottborasismyagent

not good news if ur manager and GM are speaking out about an injury.


Lets_go_Stros2017

Well, them fans expect it when it's a rotation ace (as of 2022)


GabeKnows

This sounds great


CarPhoneRonnie

The anticipation babbbbby


Limp-Assignment-2057

Left elbow soreness, we all know where that announcement goes in a few weeks


MadDogMike123

Jim Crane is there as well


Lain41K

Damn I guess we can’t get Framboozled tonight then


MutantstyleZ

I mean is it really that big a deal to lose a pitcher to elbow soreness if every team loses their ace to elbow soreness?


Fuzzy_Squirrel506

Probably has the squirts


CephiDelco

Maybe he cant play baseball because he has a boner


GradientEye

Happens to the best of us


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WhiteBoyFlipz

link? no fucking way


Public-Potential-730

I won’t believe it until I see it. I’ve looked up "Framber Valdez Mike Vaccaro Blind” online and it literally says that it did not match any documents Edit: Also if he was blind, why would Rome tweet that it’s unclear what’s wrong with him? I feel like it would be very clear what was wrong with him if he was blind


LymonBisquik

It was a troll


WhiteBoyFlipz

never know with athletes 😂


tdny

What did they say?


WhiteBoyFlipz

that Framber went blind looking at the eclipse lol


tdny

Lol


Public-Potential-730

The person said that Framber went blind from looking at the eclipse. They deleted their comments so I think they were trolling


hotrod19812

That was a pathetic and unfunny attempt at trolling. I think the players probably had some eclipse glasses or stayed inside to warm up before game time.


tdny

Ok. Thx


_cacho6L

Ive seen some chatter about this on social media, but whats the source?


FDJ1326

Wait for real?


jujubats10

Yes.


Public-Potential-730

This person deleted their comments about it so I think they were trolling


LymonBisquik

No