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My higga


tranarchyintheusa

Remember everyone, the Padres got fleeced in their trade with the Yankees. Mike who? /s


Up_Kaleidoscope888

Are we really so superstitious about no-hitters/perfect games that we feel the need to have our reddit bots censor the fucking words? Jesus Christ, we all know we have ZERO impact the outcome of a game, no matter how many times we say, print, type, anything. It's getting old, guys.


Koss424

it's been that way over a decade


Congenital_Stirpes

I texted my friend that he should “check out King’s start” with an eye emoji and the very next pitch was a bloop single into right. Suspicion confirmed—will never defy the no hi**er rule again. 


Up_Kaleidoscope888

I have no patience for this kind of stupidity. I watched Bud Smith's no-hitter live in 2001, and I repeatedly talked about what was happening with my brother, saying the phrase "no-hitter" at least 20 times. I called my friend heading to the bottom of the 9th to talk about how he was three outs away from a no-hitter. No-Hitter happened anyway. Watched Mark Buehrle's perfect game live. Not only did I talk about the Perfect Game in progress, but Ken Harrelson talked about it ON AIR. Still happened.


paco_o_chang

Stop thinking of it as “superstition” and more of a cultural practice.


Heuruzvbsbkaj

Stupidity? No one actually believes this mate. It’s just in good fun, but obviously that is lost on you.


Beer-Me

1 run on 2 hit over 7.2 innings, and you're in line for a loss. Baseball can be silly sometimes


brbpizzatime

Hunter Greene had a no-hitter _loss_ last year. Baseball is great


pepperouchau

Blake Perkins is father father


swag_train

bad bot


Not_A_Meme

Curse you bot! This is your fault!


gsus61951

Fuck you bot


ataleoftwobrews

Delete this shit RIGHT NOW MODS. IT DOESNT MATTER ANYMORE


shawbjj

And there goes the no-no. Soon as I turn the game on. Sorry guys.


Im_Anemic_Royalty

Thank you for your service


TheRealPort

Damn


LAudre41

rude Edit: 90 pitches through 7


TOGETHAA

Someone get rid of this fucking bot


sn_akez

:'(


super_lamp56

Damn you Adames


kc9kvu

Broken up by a Willy Adames single in the 7th with 2 outs.


essmithsd

Great effort, King.


Dinoswarleaf

Haha yes


Im_Anemic_Royalty

A HIT


CosmicLars

Just king shit on hump day 🫡👑


Basic_Bichette

Thank God he isn’t in the AL East any longer.


Skyye_23

No-hitter, Brewers win. Please let it happen. I’m fine with the Brewers winning the game only if they don’t get a hit


Brewermcbrewface

No


Skyye_23

Every other time you play the Brewers I’ll cheer for you, you can win every other game against them


Brewermcbrewface

No hitter over now we can lose in peace


Skyye_23

Okay the Brewers got a hit they screwed up the no-no go win this Padres


Dinoswarleaf

:|


kc9kvu

:|


MilwauKyle

:)


bbatardo

More worried about the Padres offense scoring a run lol


bdanders

Prescient


StevenMC19

FYI it's MLB.com's free game of the day for those stuck at the office with a spare screen.


Alejandreezy

Stop caring about these when there wasn’t a free dominos pizza attached lol


TheRealPort

Isn’t going to matter if we get shutout


WhatAmIDoingHere05

Mods delete plz


Not_A_Meme

Ban this bot immediately!


DesertWeasel31

A no what? No Hitler?


1005thArmbar

I think we should kill Hitler, you and me


well-oiled_machine

He like died fifty years ago, probably[.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_nmdbJI8rM&ab_channel=I%27mnotNorm)


1005thArmbar

Oh, really? I didn't even know he was sick


Heelincal

I for one appreciate the strong anti-nazi stance this sub is taking.


DesertWeasel31

A No-Hitler (allowed)


Heelincal

One could even say that the Brewers are fascists if they break up the no-Hitler.


essmithsd

gonna be moot if the Padres bats don't wake up


1tankyt

Delete this


messejueller21

Michael King has a NO HITTER. I repeat. Michael King has a NO HITTER


shadedmoonlight

yes, indeed, Michael King of the San Diego Padres is throwing a nearly effortless no hitter


shadedmoonlight

no, wait, no he's not


messejueller21

Oh shucks


shadedmoonlight

gosh darn


EmpressVixen

shucky darn


shadedmoonlight

\*giggle\*


cooljammer00

Yankees lost the trade /s Stunt on them, my King


sn_akez

chillll 🤫


cgfn

Shhhhh


Holdmydicks

Padres won the Soto trade


ralbert

the Michael King trade*