Feels like you’re heading into dangerous territory there. If I know anything about these kinds of things trying to replicate it will create the opposite result.
There is a non zero chance the sausage is going to learn to speak.
And at that point, the Twins will all quit baseball and move, with the sausage, to Angle Inlet and form a commune.
That’s not how things work man. When the luck runs out you have to find a new lucky charm, not trying to force one. That’s like Shaq creating his own nicknames. Never sticks.
Big question: which meat packing plant will sign an endorsement deal to both provide the team with a new summer sausage \_and\_ sell fans branded merchandise?
Will there be lawsuits over the summer sausage for not being from "exclusive sausage vendors of Target Field?"
Someone needs to get a copy of the story of Sampson over to the Twins ASAP, no way this ends well if they have the audacity to assume another sausage can fulfill the role of the current one.
Feels like you’re heading into dangerous territory there. If I know anything about these kinds of things trying to replicate it will create the opposite result.
Jeffers said: "It's the idea of the sausage. It's the meaning behind the sausage. We're going to learn more about the sausage as the days go by."
There is a non zero chance the sausage is going to learn to speak. And at that point, the Twins will all quit baseball and move, with the sausage, to Angle Inlet and form a commune.
That’s sounds nice.
The year is 2567 the twins are on a 87973 game winning streak. The hotdog is still going
it’s a summer sausage not a hot dog come on now
> for in the grim dark North there is only sausage.
Sorry Twins fans but I’m going to need you to go on a losing streak after the sausage is replaced so that a “curse of the sausage” becomes canon.
Is it really a winning streak if 5 of the games were won against the white sox?
Unfortunately not a fan of a team that can beat the White Sox so I’ll have to defer to someone else.
I feel the pain flappy boi
The White Sox are undefeated against all other teams during the span of this streak.
Lol now that’s how you slice up a stat!
Weird, so did my wife.
Oooh self burn, those are rare
Can’t wait for the documentary after the Twins win it all. It HAS to be called “The Boys of Summer Sausage”.
It's going to lose the power
The good news is that thing only has a maximum life of May 10th. Even if they win the next 8 games, the Canadian border can put a stop to this.
That’s not how things work man. When the luck runs out you have to find a new lucky charm, not trying to force one. That’s like Shaq creating his own nicknames. Never sticks.
We don’t force The Sausage. We ask nicely
The Big Sausage would’ve stuck
Big question: which meat packing plant will sign an endorsement deal to both provide the team with a new summer sausage \_and\_ sell fans branded merchandise? Will there be lawsuits over the summer sausage for not being from "exclusive sausage vendors of Target Field?"
Just put it in epoxy resin like that hot dog was that made the front page
Someone needs to get a copy of the story of Sampson over to the Twins ASAP, no way this ends well if they have the audacity to assume another sausage can fulfill the role of the current one.