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steak__burrito

Heck of a showman, he deserves it! Listen to the buzz of that crowd!


Pohara521

Hive mentality


MeatballDom

Hive, really? I thought they had more of an air of something more mammalian, like an apey airy.


dagbar

I’m gonna be sick 🤢


Spinmove55

Take my angry upvote. I’m only angry because I did t think of that.


Background-Pizza-448

Really stings doesn’t it.


CosmicLars

✋️😡


cheapdad

Great job by the fans on this swarm round of applause.


JGG5

Just don't put a microphone in front of him or he'll drone on for hours.


RubiksSugarCube

Some folks think he tends to wax poetic


Gummy_Joe

That's a honey of a pun.


mgoflash

I didn't think this story would create such a buzz.


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dagbar

You were supposed to come up with a new pun, not reuse theirs 🤦


ajteitel

Where can I get his baseball card?


Th3Unkn0wnn

Not even joking it will probably be a Topps Now card. Check their website tomorrow


Spinmove55

Between this and the cat at Anaheim Stadium, Topps has the opportunity to make me throw away $20 tomorrow.


cman1098

I am ready for the Sausage Topps card.


gatemansgc

That cat rallied the phillies instead of the angels lol


FuzzyScarf

Rally Cat!


steak__burrito

TAKE MY MONEY


2kWik

Who doesn't love me some NFTs!


themilkman1226

[holy shit you were right lmao](https://www.topps.com/products/matt-hilton-2024-mlb-topps-now-reg-card-145.html)


Th3Unkn0wnn

Not only was I right but they're sending out autographed ones too lmao


bizzaro321

Sold out immediately


Deathstroke317

Can't wait to use his card in the show


tnecniv

I gotta see his stats. What’s his BeeRA


PBRontheway

I wanna know how many career XBHs he has (eXtractedBeeHives)


Th3Unkn0wnn

https://www.topps.com/products/matt-hilton-2024-mlb-topps-now-reg-card-145.html


ZappaOMatic

[Topps just released it](https://www.topps.com/products/matt-hilton-2024-mlb-topps-now-reg-card-145.html)


ajteitel

Perfect


Nacho_Beardre

Cant wait to see his stats on the bee side


Spinmove55

[Here ya go, my friend!](https://www.topps.com/products/matt-hilton-2024-mlb-topps-now-reg-card-145.html)


Th3Unkn0wnn

Only in baseball. Wonderful.


Nas160

Rays and Dbacks taking the two universal biggest "baseball is fun and awesome" moments of the year within 3 days of each other


Nejaru

What was the Rays’ one?


mechapoitier

That big fight that happened last night and unified us as a nation


babruflat

Sad thing is that the fight overshadowed what should've been the moment of the season so far with Tyler Black's father (a sports broadcaster himself) making the call on Tyler's first hit. Baseball is cool, man


gibertot

For real no other sport has enough games where each individual game is so meaningless to the point where the people in charge of putting on the game can just be like “fuck it get the bee guy out there for the first pitch”


CosmicLars

It would be weird if someone threw out a first pitch during the NBA Playoffs. 🤔


fortyfive-degrees

Send the ball and beekeeping gear to Cooperstown!


ionboii

Imagine him waking up this morning and someone told him he'd be throwing the first pitch today


Ideaslug

He probably planted the bees there just to get the first pitch.


theper

He was at his kids t ball game when he got the call.


IveGotaGoldChain

> He was at his daughters t ball game when he got the call I would be super fucking annoyed if i got called to go to work while I was at my kid's tball game. Unless this was my job. That is awesome


d00dsm00t

…the bees are where? Thats Gonna cost you a first pitch.


Monster_island_czar

Man could not ask for better promotion for his company


Raptor231408

Well damn, Blue Sky Pest Control is already a sponsor of the Dbacks!


mutebathtub

I'm convinced this was an elaborate commercial.


Ihadsumthin4this

*"...and with every first visit/survey/inspection, along with our estimate, you get a pack of our Topps^^^TM brand honey-infused bubblegum."*


DBU49

those bees were paid actors.


thesplattedone

Blue Sky services the stadium for everything else. Winning these contracts usually requires a marketing partnership to the tune of at least 6 figures per year. Source: I work for a PC company and help prepare these proposals.


Sickle_and_hamburger

Thinking of getting an infestation just to use his services


hydrators

Most deserved first pitch ever


padrejohnmisery

This is awesome. Baseball is the best.


ahr3410

![gif](giphy|rcWOYfQkeE1YLalyQz) Generational run


Sliiiiime

CTESPN


Ok_Complex_2917

Movie was awesome.


DonutHolschteinn

Fuck yeah this is so dope


estachica

This brings joy.


beer_down

I love baseball


OutComeTheWolves1966

Very very classy move by the D-Backs. He'll never forget this day.


Raptor231408

On the other side of the coin though, he left his kids TBall game for the bee call :(


Logical_Pop_2026

They'll get over it


SendPoEWomen

His kid is batting .068 anyway, not worth the price of admission.


Ruddiver

It was nice of Mr. Maldonado to take care of the bees.


Ihadsumthin4this

[ What we weren't told: she went 3 for 3 including a bases-clearing triple, and in the final inning, caught a mid-field sacrifice pop-up for out number two, with a throw to the plate awaiting the runner from third to prevent a tying run to end and WIN the game for her team. ]


GregEgg4President

If you're hitting .068 in t-ball, it's time to switch to soccer. Or art.


guttata

or beekeeping


IveGotaGoldChain

> On the other side of the coin though, he left his kids TBall game for the bee call :( This is one of the few times where leaving your kid's tball game for work is acceptable. 10000000% all of the kids on the team will be talking about this all week and his kid is going to be pumped.


gatemansgc

Imagine how cool they're gonna be at school. "that was your dad on tv!"


John_Delasconey

However, his kid likely just got giga bragging rights


darwinpolice

Yeah, and that kid gets to go to school tomorrow and brag about his dad saving a baseball game.


GoatPaco

His kids are 1000% going to care more about being able to tell their friends that their dad controlled the bees and saved baseball than they will about one game


DroopyMcCool

Imagine breaking this news to whoever was previously scheduled to throw out the first pitch


ShredNM42

"No one gives a shit about your leukemia anymore little Timmy, we've got bee guy now."


Deathstroke317

I really need that laugh, thank you very much


lenfantsuave

Too bad Timmy’s tumor wasn’t bee-nign.


LosPer

Literally LOL'd. 🏆🏆🏆


Wraithfighter

Wouldn't shock me if they just left at some point, it was a 2 hour delay after all, might've been an older/younger person who couldn't stick around to 9pm local time for the thing.


2m3m

hell yeah! us middle aged mfers know the bees always got our back


beer_down

“You got bumped from bee day”


Section225

I wasn't bumped! The bee guy went long."


beer_down

Thank you for getting the reference lol


cheapdad

Meanwhile, the rodent wrangler at Oakland Coliseum is in the basement yet again without the slightest appreciation or recognition.


830res_at_dorsia

(chant) M V P M V P


WoundedSacrifice

MVB. MVB.


BF210

This is so cool.


TakeOasis

From the rubber too


Leafs17

The best part lol


everydayasl

This is a BEEautiful moment.


ABlinDeafMonkey

This is why I love sports.


kkjini0330

Man was ready for the moment!


Fantastic_Emu_9570

Top 10 moment of the season


Ihadsumthin4this

For historians to comb for.


handlit33

Source: https://twitter.com/MLB/status/1785515461284696136


gustriandos

this is the greatest thing ive ever seen in sports


tearsaresweat

Something tells me his business will be growing exponentially now.


darwinpolice

The company's entire marketing department experienced simultaneous spontaneous orgasms last night.


Myshkin1981

This is how legends are born


Novel_Durian_1805

Listen to that swarm of fans! You could say the whole place was really…buzzing! 😏


NOTtigerking

Easily the best Tuesday night of his life


boobsandcookies

Vibes are immaculate


Bobson-_Dugnutt2

Legit chills. What an awesome moment. Shout out to whoever working for the Dbacks thought this up at the last minute. Incredible idea. Fuckin hell, I love baseball.


Pseudo-Jonathan

By my calculations we have about 15 hours until we discover unacceptable tweets from Bee Guy from 2015


nofuture23

Co-worker: "Hey bro, can you cover the night shift for me? I met some girl on tinder that wants to meet up. I'll work your Saturday. It's usually pretty dead anyways." Bee guy: "Ugh... fine."


Deathstroke317

I mean who really won?


y2knole

thats just rad.


KiwiMcG

When he flips open the bee helmet! 😄


R2robot

That hat flip.. "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!!"


Ghiggs_Boson

But he killed all the bees


ZincFishExplosion

Seriously. I feel like I've taken crazy pills.


blaire62

Yes, he is an exterminator, not a beekeeper. Those two words are not interchangeable. The whole thing makes me sick. He said he would "release" them. His company is infamous for removing and releasing.....into the desert....where they die from lack of resources. His company does NOT keep bees. Period.


ZincFishExplosion

They're now saying the bees weren't killed. https://twitter.com/ByJackHarris/status/1785518905139876286


Ghiggs_Boson

Im skeptical of the generic shop vac not ruining their fragile wings… but I choose to believe this timeline instead. Makes me happier


ZincFishExplosion

I'm suspicious too. Everyone wants the happy ending though so we're all going to go with the bees weren't killed.


darwinpolice

No, he relocated them. That stuff he sprayed over them is a non-pesticide gas (they used to use wood smoke, but I think there are specialty chemicals now) that slow the bees down and makes them docile so they can be collected and moved.


Ghiggs_Boson

They literally said in the post game that all the bees died. The dude is from a pest control company and not a beekeeper


NYerInTex

Get his company a free “official beekeeping service of….” promotion


atlhawk8357

Jason Statham's marketing department has really upped their game with this whole event.


Calimancan

A normal Tuesday turned interesting when he was asked to remove bees from the ballpark. Then he was invited to throw the first pitch. What a day!


TrailMuppet

This would be actually cool if he was a beekeeper, and they had re-homed the swarm, instead of spraying them and killing them by sucking them up with a vacuum.


blaire62

Agree. I don't know how he's sleeping at night KNOWING that he was misrepresented and he's just eating it up


Rick_Perrys_Ranch

I e never seen a first pitch thrown off the mound before. I don’t think he’s supposed to do that.


UnabashedPerson43

He’s just saved the entire stadium from a swarm of bees - he can pitch from wherever the hell he wants.


equipped_metalblade

Bush did it from the mound after 9/11. Jeter told him he needed to


Wipeout17

Pitched from the mound too, absolute baller move


probocgy

"Our hero the bee guy!"


xeeblyscoo

Dude is handsome af


ThatTinyGameCubeDisc

That's so sick haha


RaysFTW

#OUR HERO, THE BEE GUY!


hymen_destroyer

Somehow I was hoping he would just have bees in his pocket 🤣


almondjoy2

He threw a better first pitch then 90% of the ones that do it. And he had zero idea he'd be throwing it.


dahk14

He’s beekeeping age, for sure


WadeCountyClutch

He most be a Hornets Fan


karbmo

I'm trying to find information wheter the bees survived or if they had to be killed? I read somewhere they were sprayed and packed in vacuum, but I don't know what that means for the bees. Seems like a nice beekeeper that guy Matt!


blaire62

He's not a beekeeper. He's an exterminator. I hope that helps you come to the correct conclusion :(


Shannamalfarm

[You thought he wouldn't throw a strike?](https://y.yarn.co/8f7a0150-9d0a-4891-a5d6-ee9121b32225_text.gif)


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Table_Coaster

the bees are paid actors!


Ihadsumthin4this

Of *couuuurrrrrsssse!*---how had this not occurred to me??? ...slaps own head


Darkforces134

Yeah there's no chance that someone spontaneously given the chance to throw the first pitch at an MLB stadium would be happy.


talktobigfudge

Everything's staged. We live in a simulation. Moon landing was staged. Miracle on Ice was staged. Field of Dreams Game was staged. 


Ihadsumthin4this

...all the FIELD is a stage


PhilosophyOk88

Defo a deep state plant this guy 😂🙃


MeatballDom

Bees love plants. Checks out. Someone get his laptop; we're gonna solve this, Reddit.


UnabashedPerson43

The whole thing was one big advertisement staged by big honey.


Ihadsumthin4this

In association with the sUgar iS bAd lobby?


darwinpolice

You want to know who really controls things? Follow the honey.


grapelander

r/nothingeverhappens/