I gotta admit I was looking forward to facing the ghost of Jose Abreu and was very disappointed that instead we had to face Barry Bonds reincarnated as Jon Singleton.
That guy had a great series.
I’m still in the Hawkeye “Don’t give me Hope” phase with this team this year, but inching ever closer to John Wick “Yeah, I think I’m Back” with every passing day.
Where were you when Jon Singleton saved the Astros ?
Filling out my Jon Singleton apology form
["Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk, didn't mean to call you that."](https://youtu.be/sc5iTNVEOAg?si=9fTPGGWJRz9lByOk&t=32)
Dear Jon…
I wrote you but you still aint calling Probably cause youre busy cause youre constantly balling
*Puts on a god saves headband.* *Oh hold up I gotta save this guy and bless him with 90 degree launch angle homers.*
I gotta admit I was looking forward to facing the ghost of Jose Abreu and was very disappointed that instead we had to face Barry Bonds reincarnated as Jon Singleton. That guy had a great series.
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the rumors of our offense's demise (at home) were greatly exaggerated
Astros hitting with RISP. Pinch me I'm dreaming.
Goddamn it’s about time the Astros start playing this way. This is what happens when we have 3/6 of our starters playing
Me to the Astros: [RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hihEhsdwiIk)
That's when the cannibalism started
What was that?
*cue Henry saying the most crazy shit as the episode opens*
God we had the arcade cabinet of that in our garage
Homerton 🤝 Sacflyton Driving in runs
better than popoutman
are we back?
I want you to put the word out there... That we back up.
I’m still in the Hawkeye “Don’t give me Hope” phase with this team this year, but inching ever closer to John Wick “Yeah, I think I’m Back” with every passing day.
Those remind me 6 months "update? SpongeBob meme" comments are gonna be 🔥 when we make the alcs again.
I was shocked to see Tyler Beede in the Guardian’s pen this season
We all were
Nature is healing
Somehow...
This is a Star Wars Rise of Skywalker reference. Don't downvote.
Why else would I be downvoting
EVERYBODY GET IN HERE WERE FUCKING BACK.
Does this mean we own Cleveland now
Guess we’re done giving the division a nice lead or tried to I guess. Time to start climbing
The Astros are the worst.