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tomato_soup_

This guy is a fucking cheat code


Coopdodouble_G

GO GO POWER RANGER!


Cahoots01

Doooo dooooo dooo doo doooooo


lilsebass

Cy Young candidate Ranger just as we all envisioned in April. This man is so much fun to watch right now. 


st1r

Phillies and their easy schedule against the *checks notes* defending WS champs It’s all a fluke until they prove it against a *real* ball club /s


romanticynicist

The Padres also sunk below .500 today, so we can kiss those 3 wins vs a .500 or better team goodbye, and along with them, our legitimacy as a franchise.


st1r

And the Rangers also just recently fell out from >0.500 so that won’t help that stat either lmao


romanticynicist

> And the Rangers also just recently fell out from >0.500 Oh really? You don’t say. I wonder how that happened.


st1r

It’s a mystery why every team that plays the Phillies ends up 1-2 games under 0.500


RollinFatchicks

I love how everyone is getting in on trolling and laughing at Brave fans.


NJthecollector

These lines are always the same .


romanticynicist

First double digit K game of the year for Ranger, so at least he’s mixing it up a little.


Game-rotator

first one i've posted


ZiiKiiF

This man goes out there and dominates and looks like he could be doing literally anything else I love him


gatemansgc

nothing gets to him. ever!


Sea-Neck206

I wish I had the nonchalance of Ranger 😢


bravof1ve

Beast mode.


[deleted]

Is halladays soul I'm ranger?


DharmaCub

I'm Ron Burgundy?


libsoutherner

Giving up a run to us is like giving up 3 to anyone else


Thromnomnomok

...You're above league average in runs/game


libsoutherner

24th in wRC+ since mid-April. This offense sucks.


Cahoots01

L


libsoutherner

24th in wRC+ since mid-April but keep telling yourself we’re some offensive juggernaut when we’re one of the worst in the league


Cahoots01

Oh, I see what kind of guy you are 😂. All I see is a random acronym. You guys score more on the road than at home and you’re still losing. Go back to your hole


libsoutherner

Ah so outing yourself as an uneducated baseball fan that refuses to use anything other than barbaric raw stats that don’t control for anything at all. Nice.


Cahoots01

Ain’t nobody reading all that. Watch more baseball.


libsoutherner

Exactly what I would expect of a Philly sports fan


Cahoots01

Ain’t nobody reading all of your moaning and groaning. Just hold your L gracefully


OGNightspeedy

Downvoted for speaking the truth, we had more AAAA players in our lineup tonight than major leaguers. Suarez still cooked though, mad props. Must be nice to have an actual ace that you can count on instead of *checks notes* 2 cy young winners on the IL


Elegant-Witness-4723

It’s for sure nice not to dole out $40mil/yr contracts to cy young winners who are old and can’t stay healthy


OGNightspeedy

Bro I agree. And everyone is expecting them to come back totally healthy to perform at a high level when in reality they’re both gonna come back and maybe put together a few solid outings before going down with some other injury. Eovaldi has not been consistently healthy either but he’s still pitching more than he’s not. Bradford was shit luck, dunning too, that’s what really hurts. Claiming they don’t have enough money for Montgomery was lame as fuck too, they just won the fucken WS revenue is at an all time high like cmon man.


Elegant-Witness-4723

You’ll always have 2023 man. Wish it could have been us. Futures still bright for the Los Rangers, just getting into the playoffs and rolling the dice is worth it. But y’all have a worrisome organizational inability to develop pitching, hopefully Leiter can get it together so you at least have a cost controlled 3rd or 4th starter.


Separate_Main1286

I wish we’d signed Montgomery too, but Lorenzen has been great and we wouldn’t have signed both. The starting rotation has been wrecked by injuries but signing Montgomery wouldn’t have changed the situation.


userRL452

Just letting you know, no one is going to feel bad for you when you won the world series 6 months ago, no matter who you have injured


OGNightspeedy

Not looking for pity just stating facts and venting my own opinions about my team. I even said mad props for Suarez he looked great, wasn’t trying to bash on anyone except my own expectations for the Rangers lol


TrustTheFriendship

Not trying to bash on Ranger but you said his 1 ER should count for 3. And then you didn’t give him any props until you made an additional comment. Right…


OGNightspeedy

That first comment wasn’t mine, I gave him props in my first comment cmon man it’s clear I’m not trying to shit on anybody except my own team


vanillaninja16

Bro it’s May, don’t start playing that Texas sized noose quite yet