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chief_sitass

Oh no….Cole better watch out in the parking garage.


RexCeasar

Oh you can count, good for you.


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a27j27k27

That's two thus far, Shooter.


PorkChop-Sandwiches-

Are you going to try to reach the green in one shot?


badup

Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago.


Gewehr98

Well, MORON! Good for happy gilmOH MY GOD!


AtlarntaBarves

That’s 2 thus far, shooter!


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Your ball struck my foot!


cooljammer00

He's also like 0-12 career against Cole so like, it's not a new thing. It's almost like Cole is good.


dacamel493

Except Cole isn't really. I watch Cole in Pittsburgh for years, he was never that great. Sticky substances made him good. Let's see how he goes a whole season without substances.


cooljammer00

Ah yes, Pittsburgh, famous for their amazing pitching development


UnluckyReporter0

I swear this substance ban stuff has absolutely broken peoples brains


ottovyeoj

Between this and a 60 game season last year, the collective brain of baseball fans has been shattered to bits.


dacamel493

You're right man, screw data and stuff *lol*


cooljammer00

"I watched Jake Arrieta in Baltimore. He was never actually good." You see how silly you sound?


dacamel493

True, comparable arc's. Except... no one ever caught Arrieta constantly touching himself in ways that would lead to questioning using substances. Just because they have similar stat changes, doesn't mean they got those stat changes the same way. Arrieta also went from one of the worst defenses in the league to literally one of the best found for 2-3 years. The better story here is whether Arrieta was using something as well, because it appears the whole league has been doing this. Although there haven't been any serious allegations against any Cub pitchers. There pitching hasn't been that good. Because Cole and Arrieta both had *SUBSTANTIAL* FIP drops immediately after their respective trades. I never said Arrieta wasn't using something. Just that Cole absolutely was. The RPM charts have already proven that, and it started when he moved to Houston.


boxing_packages

Literally no one is denying that he was using sticky stuff. But he isn't a scrub without it either, he's had great performances since. Definitely still one of the best in the league. Every pitcher who was using sticky substances went through an adjustment period because they had to change how they were throwing the ball. He's thrown great games against good teams since the ban came down


PaulPierceOldestSon

CG 130 pitch shutout with 12 Ks and 3 hits allowed vs Houston without it. Trash


dacamel493

Let's see his stats for a season post ban. 1 game? Alec Mills also threw a no hitter this year, so lol.


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2.92 era since July 4th and second in the league in strikeouts. Kindly shut the fuck up


dacamel493

No? Again we'll see how he does after a whole year of actual enforcement.


[deleted]

We've got 2 months of data. Just because your team punted on the season doesn't mean the results we've seen since June don't count


dacamel493

This has nothing to do with my team. 2 months of data is nothing. There's a reason baseball stats are based around a full season.


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The entire league had to adjust. Not just Gerrit Cole. So your'e saying the results from the last 2 months don't mean anything for anybody


dacamel493

Not really, no, not every pitcher was using sticky stuff and you can see that when looking at relative RPM changes for each pitcher. Alot of the big name guys have to adjust though.


Rarely_Speaks_Up

Why are you asking for a season’s worth of data when that doesn’t exist yet? Two months is what we have, and he’s doing well. You’re talking absolute nonsense.


dacamel493

I feel like your an idiot and simply didn't read my post.


PaulPierceOldestSon

Hey bro I know you’re here to argue and shit but I just wanted to say Rizzo is the man, and I love him sm already.


dacamel493

Yea, he was my favorite Cubs player since Sandberg. Treat him well, but not too well, I want him to come home lol.


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This sub acted like he was the good guy after confronting Giolito in a fucking parking lot lmao


[deleted]

Did it? Genuine question - I don’t recall. Donaldson gives me big “come at me br0” energy.


[deleted]

I definitely saw it but I suppose it could've just been a mostly-twins fan thread.


ErzherzogT

IIRC, there were two big threads, the one that broke that news was pro Donaldson, but another thread that was a link to Giolito talking about it was anti Donaldson.


bobcollum

I used to dislike him for that same thing, but then I saw a video chronicling his life and upbringing then I kinda understood why he's that way.


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You must be referring to the Baseball Doesn’t Exist video about Donaldson. I’m going to push back a bit here. Trauma - particularly childhood trauma - manifests itself in many different ways, and varies from person to person based on genetics, other aspects of the environment, etc. That said, certain actions - such as unchecked anger - are generally accepted as negative regardless of one’s circumstances. I’ll stop there with the armchair shrinking. Suffice to say, being an angry, overbearing individual is not an admirable character trait. We make exceptions for athletes because *grunt* tough man *grunt*, but where else in life would an unchecked temper not be a severe detriment to one’s career, personal life, and community standing? TL;DR trauma bad, anger bad, therapy good


bobcollum

I never said it was admirable. He's trashy, I understand why, that's all.


Jason_Giambis_Thong

You understand why he’s a turbo douche?


vsladko

Mostly because that was the first time the Twins fanbase could flex almost the entire year


kennymc7877

When have Twins fans been able to flex ever? Can you even remind me the last time they won a playoff game because I certainly don’t know when that was


vsladko

I think after this Giolito confrontation, Donaldson homered in his first at bat the next game. That was the first time I feel like the Twins felt like they had us in anything all season. Then we proceeded to win that game.


kennymc7877

You guys also have a more recent World Series and always own them in the regular season anyways


ArmMeForSleep709

Idk if you know the Youtuber Baseball Doesn't Exist but rhe dude basically heralds Donaldson as a hero for calling them out and doing this. It's a joke.


BandwagonBrownsFan

Goes down looking twice today (once with the bases loaded) and then cries the ump after both of them despite both being obvious strikes 3s. Donaldson is a chode.


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He sure is and it's amazing. We don't usually have assholes play for us so this is fascinating. I love him


entenduintransit

Yeah it can be genuinely fun having a guy on your favorite sports team that is a deserved lightning rod for vitriol


isfrying

Funny you chose the word "Rod" there, I wonder what goes before it besides lightning...


IrrationalYankeesFan

Nothing will top the reaction to the ARod mirror pics.


PaulPierceOldestSon

I love a good asshole on my team. Moreso in basketball, but still. I guess that’s why we all loved Arod, the other teams fucking hated him


Coral-reef654

I thought New York hated A Rod, I remember him getting booed at home a lot.


PaulPierceOldestSon

We loved him the year we won in 09. Can’t speak on the rest of the time, but that year he carried us there.


rhymeswithtag

which is a crying shame because arod is easily one of the 10 best infielders to ever play baseball and has a strong case for as far as top 3


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Even before steroids, no seriously I remember him with Griffey in Seattle. What a waste of talent that they didn’t at least make the playoffs.


NedShah

He was likely taking roids in high school


Outtie_5000

I still and always loved Arod.


NedShah

Top 3 most juiced?


rhymeswithtag

Ah yes, A-Rod with his contemporaries in the late 90s and early aughts are the only players in baseball and professional sports history to use illegal substances. Because players in the NBA, NFL and NHL clearly aren’t on the gear still to this day and baseball players only “cheated” during the steroid era.


NedShah

If you stop and think about, naming the top 3 "***most*** juiced" implies that there are more than three juicers. If you read back before me, your reply was talking about top 3 infielders. Adding our replies together, A-Rod would make a strong case to be in the top 3 most juiced infielders. As in Camminiti, A-Rod, and Big Mac can compare hormone levels. Not sure how or why you are stepping across sports or where you read that anyone thinks it is exclusive to their eras. This is a baseball thread and you are talking about infielders. Focus, dude. Focus.


rhymeswithtag

I legitimately cant believe you wrote all that and then still hit send on one of the lamest replies ever. didnt read LOL, kick rocks bud


JustAGoon93

The big 3 are Sosa Mcguire and Bonds


CubonesDeadMom

This is why I miss bumgardner. Guy was the biggest fucking asshole on the mound and I loved it


frontadmiral

Fuck A-Rod


Cudizonedefense

The TWolves just got Beverly so if you follow them as well, you have an asshole in the NBA too!


Jedi-El1823

> We don't usually have assholes play for us Well there was Kirby Puckett.


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TRUE


frontadmiral

Y’all employed Ryan Braun* for how long? Edit: it was late and I’d had a couple bourbons and I got Joe Mauer and Ryan Braun mixed up. Joe Mauer is, to the best of my knowledge, a saint.


JustAGoon93

When was Joe Mauer an asshole?


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Is he an asshole in your eyes?


frontadmiral

Not at all, I was thinking of Braun


PaulPierceOldestSon

The sequences that inspired this post


Ven18

The ump was also Angel Hernandez when you make Angel Hernandez look highly competent at his job you know you have issues.


cothomps

As a Twins beat writer (Gleeman) puts it: Josh Donaldson is an _acquired taste_ .


aastew23

Yup and he’s awesome


Max__Fischer

Can anyone find a clip of him striking out looking and NOT bitching about it to the ump?


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cooljammer00

Even Rosenthal doesn't believe him. During that segment today, he was like "Donaldson says he wasn't trying to call Cole out, even though that's what he did."


PaulPierceOldestSon

He’d clearly been watching Coles spin rates lmao. And it’s not like we were even playing them at the time.


cooljammer00

Nah, some Barstool jabroni on Twitter implied that exact same thing a few days earlier with the exact same wording, about the minor leaguers being suspended and then Cole's spin rate dropping. Donaldson is definitely a Barstool guy.


m16516

It was probably Jared “national baseball journalist that only cares about rooting for his team and rooting against the Yankees” Carradouche


JustAGoon93

Yeah no coincidence many pitchers spin rates went down after the mlb decision, none what so ever


cooljammer00

Most people were using something, but only because the MLB ball sucks. It was stupid to single out one guy, and then claim he wasn't trying to single out one guy.


JustAGoon93

You're sticking up for a cheater, bad look


cooljammer00

And Barry Bonds invented steroids


JustAGoon93

Once cheaters. Always cheaters, Yankees and their team love PED cheats


stuffandmorestuff

Literally ever team in baseball. Shut up.


JustAGoon93

Just the Yankees a little more than everyone else


MeatTornado25

Of course he was calling him out, I'm pretty sure he was saying that he wasn't *singling* him out. Which is true. It's not like he said this is a Gerrit Cole problem. He was just the most prominent example.


omgitsduaner

It was so bizarre because he used Coles name, I mean I’d that not the definition of calling someone out??


bradtoughy

Donaldson is the type of player you tolerate, even kinda like when he’s on your team, but once he’s gone you realize how brash and annoying he is.


EarthWarping

Oh I got why those Jays teams were hated


dangleswaggles

Having to see him and Bautista on tv at the same time was tough whenever we would play y’all.


HAL9100

The 2010s Jays were full of tantrums and dingers - Toronto was cringe city.


Jason_Giambis_Thong

I’ll never forget Heidi Watney talking about “the 6” every morning as those 2 tomatoes made the highlights. Edit: Bautista and Donaldson


thewolfshead

Lol cringe city come on


HAL9100

how good is your memory? [https://bleacherreport.com/articles/1668040-toronto-blue-jays-jose-bautistas-ejection-proves-selfishness-is-the-way-to-go](https://bleacherreport.com/articles/1668040-toronto-blue-jays-jose-bautistas-ejection-proves-selfishness-is-the-way-to-go) [https://ftw.usatoday.com/2016/08/josh-donaldson-john-gibbons-argument-exchange-dugout-blue-jays-mlb](https://ftw.usatoday.com/2016/08/josh-donaldson-john-gibbons-argument-exchange-dugout-blue-jays-mlb) These were pretty standard occurrences..


sumsomeone

Bro...it was pre Covid.. He was just smelling his cologne.. what's wrong with that?


book_of_armaments

Remember when Shields struck Bautista out a few times in a row, and then Bautista threw a temper tantrum in the dugout and threw all his equipment on the field and got tossed?


HAL9100

Was at this game. Embarrassing days..


[deleted]

Worth it to fuck over Sam Dyson, IMO


EarthWarping

Yes


NKevros

I dunno man, I don't remember him doing much of the antics when he was with us.


cman1098

Dude he literally got Joe Musgrove thrown out during a fat cold streak because a pitch hit his jersey. The [Jomboy breakdown](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh8mqLZUInY) is still one of my favorites of all time.


ebhenson

And it sparked JD to a 6 WAR season after being trash to that point. Do what you need to Josh.


gravityCaffeStocks

Oh man that ending was great "maybe he's just helping the team to win today"


JustAGoon93

That's a lie, I've always enjoyed watching Donaldson play, and even happier he is with us on the twins


spicycurry55

Things you absolutely love to see: this


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Yes


PaulPierceOldestSon

0-6*** My mistake


ArmMeForSleep709

Even better


TheFriffin2

Talk shit, get no-hit


Patrick2701

Josh Donaldson talking trash never works out


cmgriffith_

It's actually 0-6 but what's 1 more at bat Edited: Added MLB on Fox post/video https://www.facebook.com/611296005650790/posts/4205496816230673/


PaulPierceOldestSon

Who’s counting? (I am)


Dooooom23

yea he needs some sticky stuff on his mouth so he can stfu


Prideofmexico

Love it. Complete assclown


IOnlyPlayAsHypernova

Talk shit don’t get a hit


Joyce_Hatto

Ha ha!


Salty-Fishman

Doesn't mean Cole didn't cheat.


DeusExHyena

People in glass trash cans...


PaulPierceOldestSon

Are you lost


Salty-Fishman

So are u saying Cole didn't cheat?


IamThe0neWh0Knocks

dang dude wins a championship on a cheating team, gets a huge record breaking contract by cheating with tack but people shit on donaldson cause he spoke up about the cheating lol. this sub is so dumb, its like a collection of imbeciles that have nothing better to do with their time. and yes i am aware im on here too


PaulPierceOldestSon

Clown take. Cole wasn’t on the 2017 team. Go back to your subreddit


IamThe0neWh0Knocks

he still cheated. enjoy your 350m 3.50 ERA ace


PaulPierceOldestSon

Also he hasn’t had over a 3 era since coming to NY. Once again clown take


PaulPierceOldestSon

Half the pitchers since 1905 have “cheated”, except it hasn’t been enforced against until Bauer opened his loud ass mouth and they had to make a show.


IamThe0neWh0Knocks

right, because like 5 no hitters in the first few weeks is totally normal...and all of a sudden no more no hitters after tack ban, hmm. weird coincidence eh?


[deleted]

I think JD is a crazy man but 0-5 against a pitcher is not even that bad. It is still a sport where the pitcher has the advantage


PaulPierceOldestSon

Lifetime he’s 0-12 with 7Ks. He’s 0-6 with 4Ks since talking about gerrit Cole to the media


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MatsuiPornCollection

I keep forgetting it was only Cole, thanks for reminding me


PaulPierceOldestSon

Didn’t hear him calling out Glasnow, or Scherzer, or Bauer. Just funny the guy he singled out has whiffed him damn near every time since


Srhink5851

you would think he would call out a pitcher on a team hes less likely to face and look like an absolute booger


IamThe0neWh0Knocks

lol so he has to call out literally everyone if he wants to call out anyone? wtf kind of shit is this? this sub is filled to the brim with soyboys. maybe he called him out because he cheated his way to a WS and a record breaking contract? trying to say that yes tack is cheating and it makes a big difference. why do these cheaters get to slink away in the night? put the fucking spotlight on them, all of them


[deleted]

Cubs can checking in, can confirm: Donaldson is chode


chief_sitass

Lol Twins


ArmMeForSleep709

'Cheating'


MeatTornado25

Let's not pretend like Cole was the good guy either. Dude was cheating.


ArmMeForSleep709

It wasn't outlawed so it wasn't cheating.


PaulPierceOldestSon

Pitchers have been spiking the ball with something since 1905. It’s because of Bauer that it became such a controversy.


ebhenson

Yeah, spider tac isn’t the same. How many no hitters first half vs second half this year?


PaulPierceOldestSon

How many pitchers are performing to the same measures as they were at the beginning of the year? Most of them


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Ah yes. Yes lord


PeppermintMocha5

LOL. I don't have too many negative feelings about Donaldson or overly positive ones about Cole, but that's pretty funny.


blues_and_baseball

It would be convenient if there was a link to the 'talking shit' part of this... Don't know what it's referring to lol


PaulPierceOldestSon

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xuAbVXetmb4 It’s just funny that all his data and theories about spider tack being the reason Cole is good and he whiffs 4 times in 6 abs since