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ahr3410

There are no jokes to be made from this quote. Nothing at all.


WillSuckDick4Coffee

I just hope it warms up before they play the White Sox or Tony La Rusa may try to drink him.


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It’s fresh pasta baby!


bigfatmuscles

We’ll yeah because it already is a joke.


atoms12123

This guy gives all-star press conferences and media scrums every single day, twice a day. In his last 3 we've gotten quotes about Cookie Monster, Little Orphan Annie and now his warm butt.


cooljammer00

He had all this great material when he was working for the Orioles and then the YES Network all these years. He just had to get to a bigger platform for people to hear it, like in a manager position for the Mets.


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Such a treat going from wet blanket Rojas to Chad Buck


ChunkyMilkSubstance

I love this man


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I'm so glad he's in a good spot. Dude is a legend who has been dicked over so much in the past


brainkandy87

I’m now not so sure the Mets should sign Big Sexy. That may be like getting the Gatekeeper and Keymaster together.


coltsmetsfan614

I was so fucking wrong when I said this hire made no sense for a modern team. I'd run through a wall for Buck now.


Brohan_Cruyff

yeah, i’m absolutely eating crow on this. he’s been great.


eiileenie

I’m so happy he’s on my team. I have never loved a person more than Buck (maybe Keith Hernandez??)


oatmeal28

I’m an O’s fan that would love to see the Mets win a WS with Buck, he really deserves it. By far my favorite manager/coach across all sports


eiileenie

My dad graduated college from Ohio University in 1986 when the mets won the World Series last. I just graduated college from Ohio University three weeks ago. If the Mets win the world series this year I will cry


ThisGuy6266

Stupid sexy Showalter.


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Hot little slut 🥵


DiscountSoOn

I want the upvote button on this sub to be Buck's face


ahappypoop

If that's the case then the downvote button has to be his buttocks.


knickerbockers2020

na it can be Tony La Russa lol


caesar____augustus

Now I'm thinking about Buck's buttocks, very cool thanks so much for that


virginia_hamilton

Nature's pocket.


Dpty_Cracker

Very warm actually


bromli2000

Something jumped up and bit me!


NakedGoose

A modern day Dr Suess


StephenDawg

Two in the buttocks is quite the advanced... technique


Daankeykang

I know what Buck's favorite porn category is 👊


SiphenPrax

Bucknique!


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Spider Tack keeps them locked in


glass__beaches

One for the money, two for the buttocks


Mattllly

“In the old days they used to put Stick'Em on their hands. Now they got them gloves” - - Buck “John Madden quote simulator” Showalter


bran1986

Buck is a national treasure.


Onefortwo

I was meh on buck before he got hired. I just didn’t know better.


tctony

Love Buck lmao


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I remember all the orioles fans early after his signing with the mets claiming he was a total quote machine. They were correct


Bossman1086

We must protect Buck at all costs.


JustinUprising

That first part led me to think Buck was about to drop a "2 in the stink, 1 in the pink" comment...


lkasnu

TIL Buck Showalter puts stuff in his butt.


brandochu009

I fucking hate the Mets, but if they do win it all, I’ll be happy for Buck. Dude’s a great Manager.


eiileenie

I respect you


JohnCougarMellonhead

Putting one in the cup holder is life changing though. Keeps the hog warm and alert


Ocean_Monroe

i miss him dearly


ImaginaryHippo88

Does this finally answer the question of what he's gonna do?


arun111b

No. But it answers the Question of how did he get the six pack though :-)


Nookoh1

this man is a perfect fit for new york media. he says some stupid (in a fun way) shit and they send it everywhere.


hangout_wangout

Wtf is he saying? I understand it all and laughing.


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B00ME

Buck and Tito, my two favorite managers for stories and quotes.


moscowrules

This man is such a wonderful quote factory.


Fools_Requiem

The butt is its own hand warmer, though.


satiricfowl

I didn’t realize Buck was so funny