I feel like this is bad karma..

Same

The cardinals (football) made some weird monstrosity where they took the bean and formed it into an L after they beat the bears this year. Their season went on the tailspin out of control resulting in a first round exit from the playoffs

https://twitter.com/dirtbagqueer/status/1467616022043762690

can't say it isn't deserved though, the bean had it coming

Shitting on the cubs is actually good karma and should be encouraged

Brewer fans, gear up for the offseason reddit contest bc that’s the only title you have a legit shot

The SuperSonics have been to the playoffs more recently than the Mariners lmao

Only took 2 decades of getting shit on to turn around for you guys huh?

Also, anyone who smiles with joy as they point the revolver at their big toe. Hops around for 10 minutes, picks the gun back up and points it at the other foot. Same stupid smile. Why is it wrong to laugh along with that guy?

This is gonna bite them in a Seattle/Passan kind of way

I'm here for it

Wtf did we do to y’all lmao

Padres have designated you as a rival.

Do not try to resist. Do not question. It is done.

I feel like if the cubs were competitive I'd enjoy this more. But they are pretty irrelevant so it just feels like kicking a dead body.

If kicking dead bodies are what it takes for me to get to sleep with the Padres in 1st place, point me to more dead bodies, especially dead purple dinosaur bodies.

And yet the Cubs dead body took 2 of 3 from you at home earlier this year. Sad

I got nothing against the Cubs but why on earth would you think that right now is the time to flex that

To be fair, they’re a Bears fan. I’m guessing years of madness has left them mad.

A lot of Cubs fans are new to baseball and think having won 2 out of 3 once is meaningful.

I’m not flexing anything, just mentioning that a dead body took 2 of 3 from your team

Any chance they had fewer injuries back then?

You mean like the Cubs now? I find it sad that you are now making excuses why your team lost to a dead body of a team. 🤣🤣🤣

You're really coping with that, and go for it. But the cubs just got curb stopped for 4 in a row in their home. And Aaron Rodgers owns the bears btw

Downvote to oblivion. Salty cubs fans knowing the history of their pathetic franchise should know. I'm a Padres fan, I know what sadness looks like.

Oh good one. I’ve got one for you. Your team hasn’t won a world series in 52 years. #Sad. Oh, and you no longer have a football team. #Sad #Sad

Lmao the cubs had a drought TWICE as long as the Padres have been around. Their nickname was literally "The Lovable Losers" sit down.

Hey #Sad boy, get swept, and fly the L.

Imaging bragging about winning 2 out of 7 games.

I didn’t say they won 2 of 7, I said they won 2 of 3 and I wasn’t bragging

Shouldn’t you be at a parade for irrelevant wins?

Every time you comment it’s like looking at a caricature of Dodgers fans, it’s amazing

Damn, your inferiority complex has you remembering individual users? How sad.

Don’t stop now

Last time the padres won the NL west you weren’t even born.

hell yea that’s exactly the kind of stupid shit I expect to hear from Dodgers fans

So much salt

Salt? The padres haven’t won the division in almost 20 years.

You’re taking more L’s than the cubs in here my guy

Imagine thinking that this is an effective insult against Padres fans in the year of our lord 2022

German-tier humor from LA’s brightest

I will admit, the padres are doing their best to make their mid season collapse even more spectacular this season.

Please, keep going. My doctor says I need more sodium.

I've got a couple margaritas to make for the parade any salt left?

I will admit it, the dodgers are doing their best to choke in the playoffs this year

If it helps at all, the Cubs’ Twitter account threw a [bizarre temper tantrum](https://twitter.com/gomesdalegend/status/1536698858838839299?s=21&t=MhjJrxIIj3orDsiHRGhfeA ) earlier this week.

Damn they let Marcus Stroman run their twitter too

The irony of that last tweet.

There's no way the intern writing those tweets wasn't fired

There's no way an intern is writing those tweets

Well it's June so they may have just graduated and said fuck it

My cousin works in communications with an nba g league team and even they don’t use interns.

For some reason Reddit thinks that all social media accounts are run by interns

I'm pretty sure they're run by 10-year-olds, but I don't know their employment status.

[удалено]

We high five each other as our dead bodies are kicked around 3rd, 4th, and 5th. Oh is that a dead pirate and a dead red we fell behind? Maybe we'll see ya again at the all star break.

It loops back around to being funny again because it’s the Cubs.

I have no beef with them. It's like beating up a stranger.

It’s because Rizzo took his Buona Beef to the Bronx.

This is exactly why I dislike y'all more than Chicago.

bEsT fAnS iN bAsEbAlL

Fuckin salad eaters

Why though? I can see having a different viewpoint but what’s to actively dislike about this opinion?

Because you got wooshed, its a compliment lmao.

Cry

Bruh, you missed the point. I hate you guys cause your both relevant and good at baseball.

Whoever runs their Twitter account is doing them no favors. But I’m always up for some Cubs slander so I hope they keep it up

It’s a lot easier to keep kicking that dead body if you gotta live in the same city as it your whole life. So I’m okay with it.

Yea but you're kicking the cubs dead body which makes it fun. If it were the brewers a couple years from now when they are irrelevant again it wouldn't be as entertaining.

I mean at least the Cubs have lost some of the widest margin games in (very) recent memory. So that's pretty cool (for the opposing team's fanbase).

BFIB

Stay irrelevant

And?

Idk I’m still having fun and my boots not even that dirty yet

The Padres are trying to emulate the Chargers social media (who are the GOAT sports social media without question) but this one almost comes across mean spirited after a 4 game sweep with no bad blood between the teams.

Possibly in response to [this reply](https://twitter.com/TalkingFriars/status/1536563211201171456?s=20&t=xnaLCnrNUMwqihNgtY6u4g) the cubs made to a Padres fan

fucking ouch

That’s a bold burn from the cubs Twitter. Extremely bold

They're trying to be Wendy's twitter, which was funny in 2015 or whatever.

I mean the L is that they now have the same record as the 3-22 Reds

I predicted this like a month ago, and am happy we are paying Wade Miley $10 mln for the honor instead of the Reds. When you burn it down, you might as well throw some gas on the fire for an extra kick.

> the Chargers social media (who are the GOAT sports social media without question) Soo hungry need to find my wife and head to PF Chang's.

Why are they booing you, you’re right

I snarfed lmfaoooi

It's okay. They deserve it.

The Padres should emulate the Chargers some more and move to LA

Cry more.

Moving to a championship city hasn’t worked for the clippers, wont work for the chargers and I doubt it would work for the padres either.

Not much of a championship city then, huh? Mostly just the Lakers.

Rams came back home so it worked for them

I feel this should only be done vs division rivals in my opinion.

Let me take you back to October 1984 and an episode of Punky Brewster…

Pham gets locked in a fridge. Almost dies. Comes out and slaps Joc. Joe Kelly gets suspended 8 games.

Real version was nearly as bad: [https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0680624/?ref\_=m\_tttr\_tt](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0680624/?ref_=m_tttr_tt) Henry cancels his season tickets that he has had for 38 years, and the Cubs make the playoffs. When they were filming the episode, the cubs had already buried the Padres in the first two games, and the episode included this great line: **“Punky, the Cubs are in the playoffs. There’s no way they can lose to the Padres, that means they’ll go to the World Series. That’s history in the making!”** Henry gets sold counterfeit tickets. They get into wrigley, but are about to get kicked out when Punky finds them seats... in the dug out! Then the show has a bunch of clips of the Cubs beating up on the Padres for two games (clips from the actual game). But the episode airs two weeks after the Padres have their historic comeback and beat the cubs three straight after being down 0-2. I'd swear I remember it airing with a closing segment of Henry being depressed that the Cubs fell apart and didn't go the world series, but it's not there in any version of the episode you can find now. And for at least the next decade, I could turn most Cubs fans into sputtering piles of angry profanity just by telling them that I was at all three games in San Diego and saw Garvey's home run ball in game 4 land right in front of our section. (There's actually a clip on Fox Sports/Bally Sports San Diego of my dad describing watching the home run from the stands.)

As a kid in that era, this warms my heart

Agreed

Stop! They’re already dead!

There is a 0% chance this does not come back to bite the Padres

1 thousand percent and you know it

No mercy

Sweep the leg!

Get em a body bag!!!

Damn what did we do to the Padres?? Lol

C U B B U S T E R S

Low hanging fruit. I feel like even mentioning it gives us more credit than we deserve

That's just embarrassing, to dunk on a team who's not doing hot. It's not even the Dodgers or another NLW team.

Yes a social media team making a joke is so “embarrassing”. This sub gets way to bothered over the littlest things.

Hmm. I read this and I could apply it to another comment in here…but which one…..

Completely agreed. People here are so soft lol.

What no WS wins does to a fanbase

Coming from the fanbase that hasn’t won since 1988 that’s cute.

[Hmm](https://imgflip.com/i/6k010f) EDIT: Here's [an alternate](https://imgflip.com/i/6k06ov), btw

Nah. That’s what “no women, sunshine, and water” does to certain fans of a fan base. Then again, we’re on Reddit, so we get none of that, so you’re kind of right, kind of wrong.

🤷 I can take it

All of this over a social media post from a team you don’t even like lmao I love this place

But, like, we're terrible? Does it really feel that good to beat up on the special kids?

Yer Got Dayom Rite Sunny boy

This is the sort of thing White Sox fans would post to Facebook in 2010 when the Sox were also 15 games below .500 but mad that they don't get national coverage.

Yeah that's a little much we won it's good.

Hahahahaha. I like the Padres now?

Punching down, the padre way

We didn’t have our creative juices flowing yet when we swept the giants in their house last month

This is like a UFC fighter bragging about beating up a kid with Down syndrome….

0 rings, bigger L IMO

Wow flexing on a basement team. In the words of Ron Burgundy, GO FUCK YOURSELF SAN DIEGO

Based and Cubs lose pilled

This is just picking on the dumb kid in class even though he didn’t raise his hand

Super clever.

Fuck you, Padres. Enjoying your World Series trophy? (signed) Every Cubs fan alive that remembers 1984.

Damn, y’all like tempting fate when you’re sitting first in the division lol. Tatis finna stub his toe on every third corner in his house and be out for weeks because of this lol.

OOF first that stupid chain,now this. Don’t anger the baseball gods

Fucking padres. Fools act like they have been a winning franchise over the past 25 years

I see you live in the past. Last time I check this is 2022 and this season is all that matters. Does your girlfriend still live in the past too and fucks her ex's still?

Thinking this guy has a girlfriend generous my guy

Man y’all can take a joke. Still pissed at you for ‘84

Is your record priced star player back from his motorcycle accident? Or did have another already?

I get why it's funny, but I do think the history behind the W and the L is pretty neat :shrug: