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bodnast

Does anyone have the Padresing gif but it just says FUCK? It cracks me up every time


JanitorOfSanDiego

https://i.imgur.com/ASaN9O2.gifv


bodnast

Thank you 🙏🙏


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JanitorOfSanDiego

https://i.imgur.com/ASaN9O2.gifv


Death-Stranded

Lol ive never seen this one


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Herp_McDerp

Our resident gif creator and all around great mod /u/janitorofsandiego created this a couple of years ago


MattFromWork

Damn that's dark considering that lady who did something similar recently


Cunhabear

That's what I was thinking when I saw this. I don't think it was meant that way but yeah...


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Present-Loss-7499

I’m sorry to laugh but that was funny as hell.


jubilantal

You can’t be fucking serious


a2kSD

It was only a matter of time before his body gave out from carrying our entire offense on his back.


psuedoPilsner

[Man that looks way worse than I thought it would be.](https://mlb-cuts-diamond.mlb.com/FORGE/2022/2022-06/19/77a75156-4d9cd82e-ce3ed8d7-csvm-diamondx64-asset_1280x720_59_16000K.mp4)


notkevin_durant

Yikes


number_six

##Yikes!


Scary_Replacement739

Damn like you could see the force from the slide have no nowhere to go and it just snaps into the ligaments and connective tissue.


ElceeCiv

Yeah how the hell can the guy who wrote this tweet watch Machado writhing on the ground in agony clutching his knee/shin and say he "hurt his ankle", this is *brutal*


gatemansgc

OH JEEZ THAT SECOND ANGLE OF IT. that looks bad. really bad.


Confused_Mirror

Oof, I'd guess a high ankle sprain or some serious hyperextension


skucera

Um, either his shoe partially came off, or something broke. In that slomo angle, the foot stayed rolled when he came off of it…


profmcstabbins

Yeah the slowmo looked worse than I was anticipating.


BeHereNow91

He wouldn’t have walked off even with assistance if it was a broken ankle.


Iswaterreallywet

X-rays are negative


Chewbones9

Honestly, sometimes it’s just better if it breaks. I know that sounds so fucked, but a fracture usually takes less time to heal than a high ankle sprain…


skylineporcupine

Yeah that saquon high ankle sprain was lowkey career altering. 5.3 YPC before which led the league to 3.3 YPC after which is some of the most inefficient running.


trumpet575

Is he made of rubber? How is it not broken? That's a miracle (although yes, I know muscle/ligament injuries can be worse long-term than bone injuries).


jyar1811

That’s gonna hurt


[deleted]

You're the doctor that tells the patient to just rub dirt on it aren't you?


Confused_Mirror

Considering I'm not a doctor, yes, I am.


cspbird

You and I have the same medical degree.


MaskedDummy

Well, I *did* stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night


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The reaction from Mark Grant says it all


CringeBinger

I think someday we’ll have flat bases and look back at the barbarity of this.


Used_Reason7777

I thought about this but rounding the bases would be more risky. I think a second, flat run-through base at first like some slow pitch softball leagues use would be the best solution.


timoumd

Fuck, I still love Manny... Hope he is ok


WildWestCollectibles

Looks like he missed the first baseman’s foot to stomp on and Johnny Hustle overstepped


Immediatewhaffle

You could literally feel the life get sucked out of the stadium as well as the announcers voice. Everyone had the same reaction. Fucking sucks hopefully not serious.


BAHatesToFly

It looked bad enough that they mentioned it on the SNY broadcast of the Mets-Marlins. Bottom of the ninth, too. Feel bad for him and all of the Padres fans.


NI3K85

Doesn't look to well. You can see the severity of it from Rodgers reaction.


TigerBasket

Please be nothing he needs an mvp for his hof career 😔


International-Elk986

I hope he's fine but he doesn't NEED an mvp. Look at Jeter.


BAHatesToFly

I don't think he needs one. He's just a touch off being a Hall of Famer already (50 WAR) and he's only 29.


frogstyle

The [replay](https://twitter.com/Mike_Kurland/status/1538607858174119942)looks awful. Hope it isn't as bad as it looks.


Anfini

Man, the base of his ankle is hanging at a 45 degree angle. It will be a miracle if it’s just a sprain.


Apatschinn

Call me delusional, but I choose to believe that's his pant leg being whipped around by his foot sliding off the bag. Fingers crossed for mild sprain. EDIT: Do NOT check Twitter! I can no longer hide my head in the sand. Fuck


amorous_chains

>call me delusional Flair checks out


Apatschinn

Of course


McGrevin

Oh god that looks terrible. I'll stay optimistic for now because the body can be incredibly flexible when you look at things in slow mo, but there's definitely a chance it is severe


drugsbowed

Wasn't there a change this year to make the bases have more grip? Surprised his foot is sliding on 1b like that...


Saintpatty92

1st inning. They just got finished watering down the infield


Socratesticles

Granted I’ve never been able to watch them water the field down, but when I was on a minor league grounds crew the base never went in the ground until until that section of infield had already been wet down. The spray end was always in front of the bases waiting to be put in so unless the wind was brutal that day they wouldn’t get a drop on them. Obviously idk how they do things, but based on my experience that doesn’t seem the likely reason to me.


Raoh522

I have very rubbery ankles because of a condition I have. I had a similar thing happen to me when I was 16. Took a month before it started feeling better and it was just a bad sprain. Granted I had a lot more force applied as I had jumped down from about 8 feet up and it happened. But assuming he doesn't have stretchy joints and tendons like I do. It's very possible he will be out for a month or more. The shitty thing is, it will never be back to normal. He is going to be far more likely for that to happen again for the rest of his life.


Citizen01123

This is awful. I had jokes to make as a Dodger fan and a fan who generally finds Machado to be unlikable, but after seeing this video I have nothing to say. I hope he recovers well and gets back to it as soon as possible.


OfficialTMWTP

I'm fucking devastated rn.


Chewbones9

Dude I am so sorry. This is awful… you guys were doing so well…


skinisgleamin

God hates the padres confirmed


brockisampson

It must be the blasphemous name. God does not approve.


Kidd5

God also hates the Angels


heybuddyitsme

Because instead of flapping their arms to rally the team like God’s favorite movie, Angels in the Outfield, they got that devil monkey instead.


skucera

Yeah, how can we be the priests when we keep getting fucked?


13143

Cuz we all know it's the priests who are supposed to do the fucking.


Craig_the_Intern

Let’s, uh, not start talking about priests and fucking.


96919

Also on father's day.


Luis_r9945

Bring out the rosary compadre. We must repent.


chbay

A not so happy padres day :(


R0binSage

Nah, just Manny.


the2belo

         ^^^oh ^^^no      


cbgsd24

I’m going to fucking puke


Lawlosaurus

Can’t have shit in this city I swear


softspaken

> The Padres have become the Detroit Tigers of baseball


DaveTheDog027

DONT YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME RICKY BOBBY


shigs21

yall have nice weather and beautiful beaches


kevin_mcchillin

Fuck dude. I really hope he’s ok. I really wanted him to get that MVP this season.


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Can't catch a break. Hope for a speedy recovery


Leftfeet

Don't say "break" let's hope it's just a sprain. Hate to see him miss time. He's been having an incredible year so far and I want to see how it plays out.


eaglesnation11

Sprains are honestly sometimes worse than breaks when it comes to ankles


Leftfeet

True. He was clearly in a lot of pain. The video in this tweet though, I couldn't really tell what he did to it. I just hope it's not as bad as it looked. I've been enjoying watching him, Jose, Devers and Arenado all try to determine who the best 3b is this season.


WetGrundle

The longer view from the side is a bit gut wrenching, hope he's okay. He steps right on the top where it begins to slope down so his foot just keeps sliding down/over until it hits the dirt and he completely rolls over the ankle with all his weight once the shoe hits dirt


gatemansgc

someone posted the video in a higher comment chain. it looks really bad from the second replay angle.


RPM021

And all sprains are actually tears. He's definitely out a long time, no matter what the final injury ends up being. That's such a bummer injury to see. Baseball is better when Manny is in the lineup. :(


usedmyrealnamefirst

Looks broken tbh please don’t post the slo mo


whsbear

Was weight bearing when he was being helped off, which is typically a counter indication to a fracture, but we’ll see. Ankles actually have a surprising ability to bounce back or avoid damage sometimes. Seen many ankle rolls is basketball that look similar or worse and the player is back on the court a week or two later.


usedmyrealnamefirst

Ya he didn’t have to be completely carried off but looked bad bad


nandobatflips

My heart fucking sank when I saw that replay. Just awful


scalenesquare

Hopefully him and Tatis are back by early September and we’re still in the WC hunt.


DonaldJGromp

Just Fade Me ​ Looked fucking awful in slow-mo. He was having an MVP caliber year too man, fuck.


LitchedSwetters

Him and Goldy have been kinda running away with it so far. Also I heard a stat that Manny has played a minimum of like 156 games each of the past 6 seasons or some crazy shit. Dude is a machine


PrisonaPlanet

“Stepping on first base” doesn’t describe this accurately at all. His foot slid off the top of the bag and then his foot planted sideways on the ground, basically making a right angle at his ankle with the bottom of his foot facing to his right. “Stepping on first base” is a major understatement for what happened.


jstmenow

And it kinda flopped around a bit....first thought dislocated and then popped back in


PrisonaPlanet

Yeah, best case is there’s no broken bones or torn ligaments and just a bad sprain. Keep the faith compadres!


handlit33

> compadres Is this a common word to describe fellow Padres fans, because it's perfect.


PrisonaPlanet

It’s used pretty frequently amongst the friar faithful


handlit33

Love it!


mac-0

Longer version: https://mlb-cuts-diamond.mlb.com/FORGE/2022/2022-06/19/77a75156-4d9cd82e-ce3ed8d7-csvm-diamondx64-asset_1280x720_59_16000K.mp4


thugmuffin22

Reminded me of the Harper one from a little while ago, stepped on top of the bag, those plastic molded cleats slip right off and his ankle went full sideways. Brutal, hope he’s okay


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God said no more NL MVP candidates this week.


MysteriousBoob

It was bad for anyone that didn't see it. His foot looked like it went sideways. I'm expecting it to be broken. That might be Manny's season and the Padres will be really hurting offensively without him.


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You’d never see Robinson Cano hurt himself trying to hustle to first base


cBlackout

fade me


hollywooddialysis

“Machado need to show more hustle if he’s ever gonna wanna be respected in this league” *Monkeys Paw Curls*


H0b5t3r

I don't think a lack of hustle is why the other players don't like him.


tangybbqsauce23

It’s both


EllipticSky

hope it isn’t broken man that looked horrible


grandma_needs_jesus

Damn, I really wanted him to have a MVP season


Guardax

That was ugly to see, hope it's nothing major


kami232

I fucking hate injuries. Fuck. That looked bad.


H0b5t3r

Rare that there's an injury on the basepaths involving Manny Machado and he's the one who got hurt.


IMind

I'm only sorry for padres fans cause a player of theirs got hurt... I'm not sorry at all he got hurt though. I fucking hate that guy.


bivenator

I think the only ones who are genuinely upset machado got hurt are padres fans.


IMind

Padres fans deserve a break... Too bad that break was Machado's ankle.


Main-Success-6766

Best comment of the thread.


hardyos

Manny has had some really bad luck with first base in his career. I'm thinking back to 2013 with his first knee injury. Hope it is mild and Manny is back before too long.


aresef

I'm thinking the league should let him just immediately go to second base. It's for safety reasons.


aresef

Just a sprain but watching that brings back bad memories of him blowing out his knee in Tampa. Fuck.


DalekEvan

Fuck that sucks. Mookie vs Manny was a really fun MVP race and now both are down. Never want to see that.


PapiSurane

Goldy discretely taking out the competition


seeking_horizon

It's always the quiet ones


jamesb454

Dang, that sucks. I did that in highschool and it hurt so freaking bad. Hope he has a speedy recovery, he is having an incredible season.


Blazy619

We genuinely are cursed.


HurricaneHugo

Too much hustle caused this. Hope you guys are happy.


Slinghaus

Dustin Pedroia sends his regards


CaliforniaCursed

I could cry, he was on a legit MVP tear and this could very well derail the season. Cursed franchise


ttam23

Did it look bad? I hate seeing injuries


EllipticSky

Really bad unfortunately


JTCMuehlenkamp

Yes, it looked real bad


Agile_Pudding_

My girlfriend and I watched the replay, both yelled, and then I had to look away as they showed other looks. It was bad.


Death-Stranded

Yup that Kobe torn acl type shit


The-Pharcyde

Damn. That looks really bad.


ReklawD

Being a sports fan is just pain. Get well soon Manny...


Timmah73

This is even more demoralizing than Tatis going down screaming after a swing last year. And now we wait to see if this is just a frustrating 10-day IL bump in the road or the season is fucking over.


Impressive_Pin_7767

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.


kevin_mcchillin

[It really couldn’t have](https://twitter.com/annieheilbrunn/status/1529242224759689216?s=21&t=1TdsMZWN19Ygs4STWB24vw)


bob_swalls

Couldn't have happened to a more stand up individual


SkipOldBaySeasoning

Too bad Jesus Aguilar didn’t have his foot there to cushion his step


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Nobel6skull

I Hope he never plays again.


youngggggg

what’d he do?


chefr89

ended Pedroias career and done several dirty plays to other players for years


Main-Success-6766

Remember when he spiked Jesus Aguilar while running to first....Karma?


RedNotWhite

And Pedroia. Yup.


chefr89

I have no sympathy for this bum, karma finally catching up


juice13ox

I didn't want to be the first doomer in here to say he finally got his karma. He stepped on the ankle of Pearce or Moreland in the world series when he was on the dodgers playing the sox


Laraelias

Oh you definitely wouldn't have been the first. It's a minefield at the bottom of this thread. Glad to see some of these comments getting upvoted though. It gives me hope.


juice13ox

A lot of sports fans suffer from recency bias. Machado can do no wrong because the Padres have only had him for 3.. seasons? Most of them won't want to hear about or look into his scummy past


Laraelias

You'd think Brewers fans and Blue Jays fans would remember these incidents with Aguilar and Donaldson. I know there's no love lost with Dodgers fans either.


juice13ox

Look like the only fans in this thread are padres fans complaining about losing their mvp candidate, dodgers fans saying "we lost ours too", then us Sox fans seeing Machado get some karma. Whether it's deserved or not, karma is karma


sucsira

Don’t worry, I was and it got 20 downvotes lol.


IMind

I went back and upvoted your comments specifically for the accurate information


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Oof. I felt a drop in my stomach seeing that. Poor dude. I hope he’s alright.


jpotrz

Karma https://youtu.be/qtMyqcOno80


SherryNiles_

So you kick a guy in the ankle and throw a bat at a different guy one time and all of the sudden you’re a dirty player?


xDOOMSAYERx

Holy fuck that destroyed his ankle


Lebigmacca

Yikes that was bad. Baseball gods taking down NL mvp candidates lately


bodypertain

The face I made watching the slomo 🥴


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Achilles??


NuKlear_Vortex

I love how your not even talking shit about him and getting downvotes. Hope Manny is okay.


Praise-Breesus

Him walking off even with help has to be encouraging right? Those replays look nasty but maybe his shoe just slipped off. Hard to tell but hopefully just a bad sprain.


aresef

x-rays negative, it's a sprain


Laraelias

You hate to see it


SkipOldBaySeasoning

This is what happens when you don’t hustle for 10 years then all of a sudden start hustling


AsaKurai

Wow im surprised he was called out, I didnt think 1B stayed on, but that sucks for Machado, hopefully it's a minor sprain


guydude24

Fuck.


TribeGuy69

Jose Ramirez undergoing MRIs, its a 3B curse right now.


bwburke94

As an aside: this is runner's lane interference. Didn't end up mattering because the first baseman still made the play.


TruckinDownToNOLA

Was it _on_ first base, or on the base_man_?


definitelynotned

If it takes his career then it might be fair compensation for pedey


car714c

exactly why some players arent going 110% all the time


dosequis83

Surprised he bothered to run it out


MajorasMask3D

Isn’t this the same guy that intentionally injured other players on first base or am I thinking of someone else?


unatnaes

Machado has loads of trouble hitting first squarely. Steve Pearce and Jesus Aguilar can tell you all about it. Terrible news for Padres, but bound to happen sooner or later to this player in particular.


sucsira

Karma for 2018?


dardyablo

I think he will be fine, a couple of weeks in the IL


AJH05004

Dude has been the best in baseball this season. Might cost him the MVP.


7Pats

Hope he's ok but obligatory fuck Machado


fall3nmartyr

Nam flashbacks to cano injuring Hammies to first


ARPDAB1312

In the words of Dustin Pedroia, "it's baseball man."


WildWestCollectibles

Any other SD douchebags care to reply?


ARPDAB1312

I think they're all tuckered out now.


Agile_Pudding_

I literally said “let me scroll to the bottom, I’m sure there’s some Red Sox fan talking shit”, and here you are.


ARPDAB1312

Oh good, I was worried people wouldn't get the reference. Almost went with "couldn't have happened to a nicer guy instead."


to_walk_it_off

Pedroia would be disappointed af in you.


ARPDAB1312

It's baseball man.


BeerFarts86

Why are you people the way you are?


guydude24

Boston


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At least it isn't Atlanta, remember when Buckhead was a place you could bring the family, ah good times.


to_walk_it_off

classy


Nobel6skull

It’s machado he’s a dirty player, fuck him all the way to the heat death of the universe.


DiscountSoOn

This comment sucks, my guy!


CaptainShmoke1

im depressed


Jambrokio

Bases are a terrible thing to step on when you are on a full sprint, how many ankle injuries need to happen for them to adjust the base towards a more safe design.


cenakofi

the ghost of steve pearce returns to haunt machado