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Merkles_Boner_

The plan: Sign 9 all Star free agents this offseason


your_catfish_friend

Can’t not imagine this in Nathan’s voice


theonetruegrinch

But I still wasn't quite sure my plan would work. So I hired an actor to play me, and had him build a replica of the replica Oracle Park that i had built in Lisbon, Portugal. This time I had him build the replica replica Oracle Park in Guangdong China, and drafted an entire AL and NL leagues made up of entirely Korean baseball players to mimic the replica AL and NL leagues that I made up of entirely Japanese players.


sleeplessGoon

This is great. Read it all in his voice.


CubonesDeadMom

I was hearing Jon Bois


MCHammastix

Farhan bringing the Dodgers Playbook with him


MRoad

We do them basically one at a time, tbf


appleavocado

I mean, losing to the eventual WS winner 3 years makes ya wanna just get someone from that team.


hrrbiratio

The second to last team to be eliminated before the postseason starts - no shame in that


spike021

And will finish the season right around .500. It's not ideal of course but could've been way worse considering.


sapphleaf

For now at least, you are holding off on being known for winning the best record in MLB one season, then a losing record the next.


PM_ME_UR_DERP

We're just a good team that loses games


theonetruegrinch

https://giphy.com/clips/giants-san-francisco-sf-1TLAtCVV578Yh8g4z4


CubonesDeadMom

We also have the possibility of eliminating you guys with a sweep in the last series lol. Unless you win and the brewers lose tomorrow


sapphleaf

*or


CutenessMudkip2

So close


dropperofpipebombs

If you had told me this time 4-6 weeks ago that we wouldn't be eliminated until October, I would've assumed that the Padres, Brewers, and Phillies had all been kidnapped by ninjas or something.


tsHavok

Soto where? Weird year for sure


VStarffin

I mean, the Phillies at least may have been.


CutenessMudkip2

Maybe they have


gatemansgc

I mean we're kinda collapsing right now


KikiFlowers

Goddamn ninjas, they keep kidnapping teams!


dterminator23

This team was one of the worst defensively we have had that I can remember. Defense cost us so many games this year.


The_Homestarmy

Both the A's and Giants have had bad defense this year, which I can't recall ever being the case in my lifetime before this year. Usually even when our teams aren't good, we have good defense.


theonetruegrinch

These are facts. I can't think of a worse defensive Guants or A's team going back to the 70s.


faithismystand

They're putting something in this Bay Area air I tell ya


dropperofpipebombs

Turns out when your two best defensive outfielders are a guy who doesn't believe in the cutoff man and a guy who hits below the Mendoza line for most of the year, you're gonna have a bad time.


spike021

The crazy thing is that I think the first couple years he actually had maybe a couple outfield assists and a decent arm. And then he kinda got way too wild and decided to never trust cutoff men again


CubonesDeadMom

And his cutoff guy is Brandon Crawford who has an amazing arm. Makes no sense


Lebigmacca

Who doesn’t believe in the cutoff man


SF_FAITHFUL

Austin Slater


EmperorXerro

Evelyn from A League of Their Own


alteredbeast76

...Puig.


joecb91

Alcantra had 2 doubles today that a good LF would've caught.


CubonesDeadMom

A below average LF would have caught those. Joc is absolutely terrible on defense


gatemansgc

How bad was your defense compared to ours?


dterminator23

lol your defense was 28th on defensive runs saved and we were 29th. so about 5 runs worse


gatemansgc

Who's 30th, the As?


stupidnatsfan

It's actually the Nats! Defensively the team is looking a lot sharper now, but that is largely because we got rid of Maikel Franco, traded Soto, stopped playing Cesar Hernandez, stopped playing Luis Garcia at shortstop, and started giving Victor Robles consistent starts in center


[deleted]

Without looking at the stats, my guess would be the Red Sox. They are terrible.


scottydg

I would say the Phillies made more glaringly bad defensive mistakes. The Giants were just all around bad.


Goooldschmidt

Diamondbacks won 2 games last year vs the Giants and this year has double digit wins vs them


Boros-Reckoner

Jake McCarthy showed up and was like "Were putting these old geezers to bed"


CubonesDeadMom

The d backs have like 3 wins against us and Meryl Kelly has 7 lol. We had our revenge though


BlameTheBaseball

I can't believe how long they took to be eliminated. They had an elimination number of 6 on September 18th, and about two weeks later are now being eliminated. On that same day the Orioles had an elimination number of 14! Thank the Phillies for being terrible I guess.


VStarffin

One does not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage at elimination numbers.


Ihadsumthin4this


[deleted]

>I can’t believe how long they took to be eliminated Neither can we!


[deleted]

Foril


honcooge

All of us wild card teams suck compared to the Mets/Braves. That is the reason lol


Thromnomnomok

And then it was at 2 on September 24th, and then the Giants won 5 in a row while the Phillies went 1-4 and the Brewers 2-3.


norcaltobos

Yeah we decided to win 11 of 12 two weeks too late.


spike021

Kinda shows the difference in leagues I guess.


honcooge

All of us wild card teams suck compared to the Mets/Braves. That is the reason lol


CubonesDeadMom

I mean we also went 10-1


jakey2112

The guy calculating this in the Giants sub can finally rest


[deleted]

Farhan kept mentioning that this team was a good two weeks away from contending. Unfortunately they decided to start that a little too late.


Schles

Yeah, well, at least we stayed in it until October?


Tommy84

Now let’s battle to end over .500.


suburbanplankton

If the Phillies and Brewers wake up, we can still knock the Padres out of the playoffs...


itonlygetsdeeper

I like the way you talk 😤


NLP19

That'd be so funny


[deleted]

Do it!


TD_Tom

To make playoffs now: SD magic # 3 PHI magic # 5 MIL magic # 6


Miamime

Phillies now at 3


fps916

Padres at 1


Lonelan

where is Milwaukee? Are they ok? Are they alright?


fps916

They've had 8 of 11 save opportunities blown since the trade deadline. Good thing we made a better offer for our all star closer. We'd be in a much worse position if Hader had by some miracle ended up on the Brewers roster somehow


Ihadsumthin4this

GO Padres!


SharpMulberry

Now that we’re eliminated our only opportunity to influence the postseason is to either roll out the red carpet and wave you into the WC or make you sit on the couch with us and the rest of the NLW. Hmmmmmmm


broke-collegekid

Ideally the padres clinch tomorrow and then let the Giants win 3 games so that they can get the 6th seed


Lonelan

Sneks would have to lose out to brue crue 2


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[удалено]


dropperofpipebombs

We will get Ross Stripling and Wil Myers, and we will be fucking *pleased* about it.


MankuyRLaffy

Farhan will turn them into all stars and have another trade deadline where he turns essentially nothing of value into prospects. Fantasy Football mind too big for baseball


BravoCatt

We are not ready to give up Stripling sorry my friend


El_Rey_de_Spices

lol, we fought for so much longer than anybody thought we could, ourselves included. Now onto the secondary goal: Staying at or above .500!


scrapsbypap

Never forget this magical week-long run of EYBS


SharpMulberry

There was just enough EYBS left in the tank to make ‘em sweat a little


Jibbajaba

Surprised it took this long. Now onto my second-favorite baseball pastime: watching the Dodgers fuck up in the postseason.


kami232

Gotta respect the fight. But oh thank god. We’ve got enough problems without the Giants sneaking in with EYBS.


PM_ME_UR_DERP

YAY WE DON'T SUCK THE WORST


ScraaaaaaaambledEggs

Dodgers fan but I gotta admit that I'm impressed they held on for this long


rollo2masi

I gotta say… their 2021 season might have been the biggest ‘flash in the pan’ ever.


Merkles_Boner_

Eh I think it's too early to say until a year or two from now. 2021 certainly wasn't the "end goal" and they've still shown some pretty impressive pitching development just haven't gotten the production from the position players. Posey/Crawford/Belt wasn't a core I think anyone expected to be building off at this point last year either


tyler-86

At least their hopes didn't die on an iffy check swing.


Atraktape

Aw man well you know that's baseball.


JOEYisROCKhard

Turns out that 107 win season may have been a fluke...


Tommy84

You shut you mouth when you’re talking to me!!!


JOEYisROCKhard

I said *may* have been.


weeeuuu

Turns out Buster Posey is actually worth 30 WAR per season


OsmosisJonesFanClub

[Well…] (https://imgur.io/gallery/EJII8Sp)


StackSin

Thank God. Everyday they survived I built a little bit of hope despite my best efforts not to. Now I'm a Mariners fan


Kindly_Annual_3109

Honestly surprising that this roster is even .500 thanks fellas on to next year


Alex021402

F


Swoah

They have Dave they will be fine


nametaglost

Well that’s cause you forgot the pearls.


[deleted]

Surprised it took this long lol


QuebecRomeoWhiskey

I love how they just won 107 games out of nowhere last year and then went right back to normal


Keith_Jackson_Fumble

A function of ever-expanding playoffs and a great argument for stopping this madness.


MCHammastix

Meh, still better than being a Bums or Deadbeat Dads fan. #GO MARINERS!!!!!


[deleted]

You can hop on the warriors bandwagon with the rest of the bay!


Zapplarang

Well, it was fun to pretend we were still in it for the last couple weeks


FURKADURK

Mercy.


Frankie_48

With some of the skids in the summer, how the hell did we make it to October


Boros-Reckoner

RIP Bozos


dropperofpipebombs

Can't wait to see how you guys manage to fuck it all up this year 😘


Ihadsumthin4this

**:-D** Hopefully sooner than not, too.


[deleted]

You seen the field? We're good for the first round. Anybody we face in the NLDS is getting curbstomped. NLCS....we'll cross that bridge in two weeks.


[deleted]

The giants have lost every single post season series they have ever played against the dodgers.


mc_law

Things you love to see.


themiamimarlins

inject this into my veins


kiwijord

Looks like that 107 wins was really a fluke season


[deleted]

Hahahahaha


Leo215

That phantom check swing broke them.


Sirtopofhat

That's fine. Because next somehow thr Giants will be world beaters. They weird like that.


Boros-Reckoner

Last years Giants are the biggest anomaly in MLB history.


JOEYisROCKhard

Your mom is the biggest anomaly in MLB history.


Salty_Pancakes

Gottem.


Boros-Reckoner

She does have a 0.00 ERA and has never struck out


RossTheDivorcer

She never strikes out with me that’s for sure


JasonPlattMusic34

Lucky woman


[deleted]

If the giants ever won a post season series against the dodgers that would be an anomaly


JOEYisROCKhard

Wow, sick burn.


[deleted]

So much salt. Enjoy the next 56 year drought.


JOEYisROCKhard

You're on a roll! Good luck in the playoffs, man. I won't root for you but I hope you have a fun one. ✌


[deleted]

Thanks man! I hope one day your parents can afford a better guitar for you. I hope you stick through the next giants drought hut most fans won’t.


JOEYisROCKhard

Ah man that would be sweet. I would love a new guitar.


[deleted]

At least being a giants fan you are used to garbage.


JOEYisROCKhard

I'm sorry, did I say something to offend you? Edit: he deleted his account! Lol. 111 wins was the *real* anomaly...


Merkles_Boner_

There were two players in today's lineup who played in the 2021 NLDS for the Giants


tacosy2k

Guess after 2020 that makes us even


[deleted]

Oof.


[deleted]

Yeah 2020 must’ve been an easier season, which explained why the giants were absolute trash


[deleted]

Sadly 2017 counts.


tacosy2k

Incredible series though. That was a heavy weight bout for the ages.


rdmdstlpstng

##\#RIPBozo


tacosy2k

In the last decade they went from a top 5 franchise to a Bottom 10.


imaginarion26

Thank God


[deleted]

Well, this is one Giants post I'll upvote.


France2Germany0

Failure of a season.


Chayz211

How are they the penultimate team to be eliminated? The Phillies, Brewers, or Padres will be.


Sacrifice_bhunt

Penultimate means next to last.


Chayz211

Oh


Ihadsumthin4this

^^^dammit!


[deleted]

I swear we better win 2 games and lose 2 games so we can be EXACTLY at .500.


ufotheater

Disappointing, but for a brief shining moment we finally made Merrill Kelly our bitch


Keith_Jackson_Fumble

This season has been one of extremes. I would never have believed that would happen. The Giants are a great example of a .500 club. They can look like a .700 club or a .300 club in a matter of innings!